[austenm508]

mpntball2012 posted:

Nice joke. I don't get it.

Wait so you have an Armada AND a Cayenne? Prolly.

yes

[lemon_lover]

what a baller

youre rich

youre cool because youre rich

youre cooler than poor people

youd be nothing without money

[Prismatex]

Mumblecrust posted:

I would personally take the Ferrari... you sound kind of like a jealous douche if you try to explain why a crappy civic is better because it gets good gas mileage or how you'd rather drive your mom's minivan because it seats more people. If that's really how you think; get the fuck out of the cars section because you are retarded. That's not the type of shit car enthusiasts care about. We all know austen is a stupid spoiled shit, but goddamn, settle the fuck down.

Car enthusiasts can find the fun in any car. I like my Volvo because it's reasonably quick, handles well, and is drivable day-to-day to boot.
Austen isn't a car enthusiast, he's like a kid jacking off over the Ferrari poster on his wall.

[The First 11'er]

I would of found it fine if he didn't barge in saying OMG I HAVE A FERRARI BECAUSE MY DAD SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE IN COLLEGE TO GET RICH AND IT'S NOT EVEN MINE.

1995 E36 318i will be my future car once I get my license.

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Hopefully by the time that happens I'll find a mint condition one. Get a nice black paint job, nice set of rims, and tint the windows, and I have the perfect car.

[MikeL14]

Prismatex posted:

Car enthusiasts can find the fun in any car. I like my Volvo because it's reasonably quick, handles well, and is drivable day-to-day to boot.
Austen isn't a car enthusiast, he's like a kid jacking off over the Ferrari poster on his wall.

I was out in the sticks one time at this party and with me and three other people in this guy's Saturn 4 door. I was the only one sober enough to drive, and boy did I drive the shit out of that car. It actually seemed pretty quick and he was letting me do burnouts and stuff.

It was awesome.

[austenm508]

lemon_lover posted:

what a baller

youre rich

youre cool because youre rich

youre cooler than poor people

youd be nothing without money

Actually without money i could just work hard and get rich again. Cause I'm not some tard in redneck land like you.

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Prismatex posted:

Car enthusiasts can find the fun in any car. I like my Volvo because it's reasonably quick, handles well, and is drivable day-to-day to boot.
Austen isn't a car enthusiast, he's like a kid jacking off over the Ferrari poster on his wall.

woah you were right

also by the way Prismatex are you like 25? cause i wanna know

[lemon_lover]

oh ho ho ho

working hard, getting rich... AGAIN

all things im sure you, a 15 year old kid, know alllll about

[austenm508]

working at b buy this summer so i guess i can find out

[mpntball2012]

Working at best buy... rich... XD. I have this feeling you are nowhere near as financially aware as you think you are.

[Apocalypsox]

lold. I run two businesses and barely make enough to get myself by right now. herpaderp.

[Prismatex]

The First 11'er posted:

I would of found it fine if he didn't barge in saying OMG I HAVE A FERRARI BECAUSE MY DAD SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE IN COLLEGE TO GET RICH AND IT'S NOT EVEN MINE.

1995 E36 318i will be my future car once I get my license.

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Hopefully by the time that happens I'll find a mint condition one. Get a nice black paint job, nice set of rims, and tint the windows, and I have the perfect car.

If you haven't bought the car already, don't. Spring for a 6-cylinder model.

[Snaker]

Prismatex posted:

If you haven't bought the car already, don't. Spring for a 6-cylinder model.

And 1996 or later, as they have a reinforced rear axle.

[Prismatex]

austenm508 posted:

woah you were right

also by the way Prismatex are you like 25? cause i wanna know

18

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Snaker posted:

And 1996 or later, as they have a reinforced rear axle.

Did not know this.
Thanks for the heads-up.

[edberg]

my friend took these

[Prismatex]

edberg posted:

my friend took these

sonic
best part about the south

[edberg]

it's like a 1hr trip though :c

Edited:

still worth it

[daijitsu]

austenm508 posted:

working at b buy this summer so i guess i can find out

minimum wage erryday

also are you new to this whole 'trolling' thing or are you just bored/dense enough to not care that no one is buying your stories

[edberg]

dont get him started

[sam.clarke]

23 new posts :D

Oh wait, it's arguing again.

[The First 11'er]

Austen, unless your dad is Aerospace Enginner V, he isn't making a whole lot of money.

Also, tell him I'll laugh at you guys when you lose your house because you can't pay off your car debt.

[bopie]

There are two types of rich people.

There are those with lots of money, but its kept in a reserve so they can live comfortably, below their means. If they seem to spend a lot of money, they have A LOT more in savings. Even if they have a Bugatti, its probably modest compared to what kind of money they have behind them.

Then you have those that squeeze by, extracting as much as they can from any money they have, in attempt to live comfortably like those above, but fail to see the "iceberg". These people are motivated by what they see on the outside of having money; cars, houses, etc.

You can scale this down to any income bracket really.

[Blaster]

Why didn't you post my pictures fag

[blezzy]

i've got a dodge srt 4 neon

drivers of this car are usually stereotyped as douchebags, i've only met a couple though and they seemed pretty cool

[SomeRandomGuy18]

-snip-

[austenm508]

daijitsu posted:

minimum wage erryday

also are you new to this whole 'trolling' thing or are you just bored/dense enough to not care that no one is buying your stories

stories what stories?

Edited:

The First 11'er posted:

Austen, unless your dad is Aerospace Enginner V, he isn't making a whole lot of money.

Also, tell him I'll laugh at you guys when you lose your house because you can't pay off your car debt.

alright really how the fuck did you know hes an aerospace engineer

look up the book "the dream is alive" by ernest maurer thats his

(User was banned for this post ("Cool, my dad's an aerospace engineer too!" - daijitsu))

[SomeRandomGuy18]

yeah its true his dad is

[rampageturke 2]

blezzy posted:

i've got a dodge srt 4 neon

drivers of this car are usually stereotyped as douchebags, i've only met a couple though and they seemed pretty cool

wat

[MikeL14]

Prismatex posted:

sonic
best part about the south

We have Sonics too. Down in the valley across the Missouri river there's a Sonic where everyone from St. Louis and even the surrounding Illinois area hang out during the summer on Thursday nights. Recently it gets so packed the entire place is filled along with half of the Lowes parking lot that's right next to it. Like a huge unorganized car meet.

rampageturke 2 posted:

wat

wat?

[lemon_lover]

wheel gap

[blezzy]

what?

[lemon_lover]

the distance between fender and tire

[blezzy]

hello fellow srt4ian
i just got some eyelids myself today :smug:

[lemon_lover]

^thats not my car

i drive a 240

Edited:

also, i just realized, that srt4 has chicken wire lol

[The First 11'er]

austenm508 posted:

stories what stories?

Edited:


alright really how the fuck did you know hes an aerospace engineer

look up the book "the dream is alive" by ernest maurer thats his

(User was banned for this post ("Cool, my dad's an aerospace engineer too!" - daijitsu))

You said he was. And they aren't rich, by the way.

[c0nk3r]

austenm508 posted:

(User was banned for this post ("Cool, my dad's an aerospace engineer too!" - daijitsu))

:gizz:

[SomeRandomGuy18]

austenm508 posted:

(User was banned for this post ("Cool, my dad's an aerospace engineer too!" - daijitsu))

What kind of ban is this really

What is it for

Edited:

How can you possibly disagree with me its a question

[Hell Strike]

beepity boop

need summadem deep dishes

[austen508]

yeah really what was that for

[rampageturke 2]

lemon_lover posted:

wheel gap

and the colour of the wheels
and the style
and the gap
and the tiny tiny disc brakes

[SomeRandomGuy18]

lemon_lover posted:

what a baller

youre rich

youre cool because youre rich

youre cooler than poor people

youd be nothing without money

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daijitsu posted:

minimum wage erryday

also are you new to this whole 'trolling' thing or are you just bored/dense enough to not care that no one is buying your stories

Why do you guys think he's trolling?

He's provided evidence for pretty much everything

Edited:

lemon_lover posted:

oh ho ho ho

working hard, getting rich... AGAIN

all things im sure you, a 15 year old kid, know alllll about

Wow you're so superior and above him because of your age and experience

I wish I could be like you

Edited:

Prismatex posted:

Car enthusiasts can find the fun in any car. I like my Volvo because it's reasonably quick, handles well, and is drivable day-to-day to boot.
Austen isn't a car enthusiast, he's like a kid jacking off over the Ferrari poster on his wall.

You don't even know him.


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