INTRODUCING THE NEWEST LINE OF EQUIPMENT TO THE ARMY
Introducing the sharpest blade made for the Army
Made with hardened baby. This blade can cut through the hardest barbed wire, cut through the thickest branches and even cut through bullets.
Introducing the newest in bullet technology
With the new 'Baby Bullet™' or in short 'The Double B'. With homing technology, the Double B maneuvers through all branches. It lets out a loud shriek when flying through the air, mimicking the sound of a baby. It sends fear into the virgin hearts of the enemy.
Introducing the newest in flare technology
With 'Baby Flares*™' no missile is fast or strong enough to avoid the cuteness of the baby. Making the AC130. Literally, unkillable. It even attracts non heat seeking missiles. I.E, RPGs
Introducing the new and improved Predator Drone Missile
Meet the Baby Bust™. The newest in predator drone tech. This missile travels 10x faster and has a 100x bigger blast radius than any bunker buster bomb.
The newest of the new. Sweetest of the sweet. Strongest of the strong. Introducing. Baby Skin Armor™
This bullet proof vest is not only 10x more resistant than normal Kevlar. But it also keeps you warm in the cruelest of climate. Rain or snow. It's guaranteed to keep you warm. Getting too hot? Well the best will keep you warm with a function called, 'P.' with the push of a button. The vest releases liquids onto your body that cool you down instantly.
Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you. The Baby Skin™
There need to be more contests like this, I couldn't stop laughing at some of the pics.
This thread is pure gold.
I can't breathe.
I haven't laughed so hard at a thread in a long time.
The "original" picture is actually ps'ed. She was throwing a bag or something at him. Can't find it now.
edit: here it is
WE HAVE A LIFT OFF!
They don't care.
That guy kinda looks like Rob Brydon...
Hey did you guys know that Trogdon is a faggot?
Babies, how they do it?
I fucking love this thread, please never let it die
Why is she pulling a baby out of her toilet?
Please forgive me for my terrible photoshop skills. I've only just started to get acquainted with this program.
Bump because i can't stop laughing.