1. Post #1
    Dennab
    April 2010
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    I get tired of hearing this all the time, they are nothing a like, and for some reason I don't think Fox's career as an actress will last much longer.

    The comparisons to Angelina Jolie are asinine and fucking annoying. Let's break down the fundamental differences and why Megan fox was never, and will not be "the next Jolie"

    1. Beauty

    Sure, they are both ridiculously stunning women. But here's the fundamental difference in their beauty, see if you can spot it:



    Megan fox at the tender age of 24 in a glamor shot.



    Jolie at the age of 33 with comparatively less makeup on.

    Can't see it? I'll tell you. Angelina Jolie is commonly referred as one of the most beautiful women in the world because she has a unique look. On the other hand, Megan fox looks like any number of the pornstars I rubbed one out to. Fox's "beauty" is generic.

    And to be honest, I can name a number of other actresses in Fox's age group who are far more stunning (and ultimately much more unique looking).

    2. Attitude

    Fox's attitude off screen is by most accounts despicable. Her sense of self worth is terribly bloated, and apparently if you're not someone she can use to go up, you're not worth knowing.

    On the other hand, Angelina was at one point in the exact same position Fox is in now. The difference is, while she had her personal demons, Jolie has never acted like she's a gift to the world. Infact, she's done the very opposite, and her actions for charity are commendable. Likewise, her personality is reserved but very amiable.

    3. The ultimate reason why Fox will not be the next Jolie:

    THE ABILITY TO ACT

    Fox does not have it. Jolie does.

    You could argue that it's too early in Fox's career to tell, but I'd call bullshit on that argument. She's been in the show business long enough now to have at least picked up BASIC acting skills, but nope, all she can manage are horribly stiff performances from roles that don't have her doing much other than pouting for the camera or pushing her breasts out.

    Jolie burns both ends of the candle, she's balanced a career of movie star roles with superb acting roles and done a damn good job of many.


    Anyway, I'm done. Needed to get it off my chest, it annoys me that Fox is picking up a megabux career while there are so many actresses out there who are actually talented.
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    I don't freaking care, I just want to see Jolie and Fox cuddling and licking each other.
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    Dennab
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    She also has toe thumbs.

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  4. Post #4
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    November 2007
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    Megan Fox isn't attractive enough to get away with being the massive cunt she is
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    Don't forget the thumbs
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    Them thumbs
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    January 2009
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    imagine a handjob

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    I hate Angelina Jolie, she has a giant skeleton face, her boobs are fake, and she's a poser/attention whore with all her charity bullshit.
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    Ah... tits!
    sam6420's Avatar
    August 2009
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    imagine a handjob

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    They've got to be good, she's famous, isn't she?

  10. Post #10
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    Dennab
    October 2010
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    shamelessly quoting a cracked article

    From the mouths of babes: Megan Fox, in her own words
    "If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like-you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why." -GQ, October 2008

    "I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard." - Esquire Magazine, June 2009

    "Look, are you aware of who 'FHM' magazine voted the Sexiest Woman Alive? ME! Not Angelina Jolie...it was ME! God, Jolie was lucky to make Number Nine! I'm only 21 and she's like...ancient! I'm much hotter than her." - Screamed at a fan who mistook her for Jolie at a bar in Vancouver, May 2008



    Read more: http://www.cracked.com/funny-243-meg...#ixzz1CBxyb1qW
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    Megan Fox isn't attractive enough to get away with being the massive cunt she is
    This. I thought she was hot the first time I saw her, as did everyone I suppose, but I saw how she behaves in certain situations and it was a total turn off. And somehow she looks different than she did a few years back. Plastic surgery?
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    Megan Fox used to be hot, but then she got plastic surgery and there were stories about her being a total bitch on the set of Transformers 2.
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    Dennab
    October 2010
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    I hate Angelina Jolie, she has a giant skeleton face, her boobs are fake, and she's a poser/attention whore with all her charity bullshit.
    I don't find either all that attractive, but Jolie generally comes off as a decent person, while Fox is basically a massive retard.
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    I don't find either all that attractive, but Jolie generally comes off as a decent person, while Fox is basically a massive retard.
    Yeah, she's alright in terms of looks. I liked her a lot more when she was younger (Hackers anyone?)

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    I never liked Megan Fox to be honest.
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    Megan Fox used to be hot, but then she got plastic surgery and there were stories about her being a total bitch on the set of Transformers 2.
    She was also a total cunt in reaction to a joke made about her at an awards show. The joke was about her being fucking smoking hot, it wasn't a joke at her expense.
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    Does anybody else think she always looks greasy?
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  18. Post #18
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    Dennab
    January 2005
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    never understood the big hubub about either of them - neither have been in films I've liked (except beowulf)

    but angelina jolie is a good person and megan fox isn't
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  19. Post #19
    Dennab
    April 2010
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    Fox wouldn't be seen dead touching a poor African child

    "EW THAT IS SO FUCKING GROSS" unless of course there's a camera following her.

    Jolie on the other hand, had made several trips to some the poorest parts of Africa without a camera crew documenting her every move.
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    Does anybody else think she always looks greasy?
    this oh my god this!
    I just wouldn't even want to touch her. It looks like it would get all over me and make me smell funny
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    -snip-

  22. Post #22
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    Does anybody else think she always looks greasy?
    I always thought it was a thin coating of sperm on her skin, as I do with all whores.
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    Why would they even say "the next Jolie"? Angelina Jolie mostly just stars in mediocre action movies with the occasional good role.
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    Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue why anyone had ever found her attractive.
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  25. Post #25
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    Why would they even say "the next Jolie"? Angelina Jolie mostly just stars in mediocre action movies with the occasional good role.
    yes but you have to realize that Megan Fox has publicly compared herself to Angelina Jolie solely based on (hardly similar) appearances which she actually feels are comparable. and, by comparison, Angelina Jolie is a far better actress; she's well acted some good roles in quite a few good films, sure, a lot of bad roles and bad films get into the mix, but when has Megan Fox acted any role "good"? much less starred in anything worth watching aside for Transformers which was and is HIGHLY overrated.

    Edited:

    Honestly, I haven't the slightest clue why anyone had ever found her attractive.
    well, i don't find her a knockout beauty either but honestly left on an island with her i'd fuck her if i had the option.

    but considering there are other actresses, models, porn stars or whatever the fuck out there that are far more attractive, i don't actually see what the fuss is about. "OMG MEGAN FOX" wait really there are like fifteen much hotter actresses, some of which are older by at least ten years
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    the kids at my school always talk about her and whenever I say she isn't that attractive they call me gay.
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    I don't find either all that attractive, but Jolie generally comes off as a decent person, while Fox is basically a massive retard.
    maybe you don't remember or you were too young but she was a total nut job throughout the 90s. but she and a lot of other celebrities that were crazy have really calmed down (johnny depp for example) so it's probably a coming of age type of thing
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    I don't freaking car, I just want to see Jolie and Fox cuddling and licking each other.
    Well maybe some of us do car.
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  29. Post #29
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    Dennab
    January 2005
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    i dunno if it's just me but megan fox looks like a stuck up bitch.

    angelina jolie is a much more friendlier looking person.


    this is why i prefer jolie over fox
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    I'm gay because I don't like either (apparently).
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  31. Post #31
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    difference: angelina jolie can act amazingly
    megan fox can't act her way out of a box
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    I hate Angelina Jolie, she has a giant skeleton face, her boobs are fake, and she's a poser/attention whore with all her charity bullshit.
    If her boobs are fake then she should fire her plastic surgeon because they sag to her knee's.
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    i'm just wondering, who here has seen changeling
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  34. Post #34
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    Dennab
    January 2005
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    i have. wonderful movie
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  35. Post #35
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    September 2009
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    They're both overrated IMHO.

    Yeah, she's alright in terms of looks. I liked her a lot more when she was younger (Hackers anyone?)

    This. The only one time I found Jolie mind-blowingly hot.
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  36. Post #36
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    fox has a nice ass

    Edited:

    they do look similar though

  37. Post #37
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    June 2010
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    Megan Fox is fuckugly. Angelina Jolie is not what I consider attractive, but she's not ugly.

    They both kind of look like skeletons. But that being said, Angelina Jolie is a really good person, and Megan Fox is a complete cunt.

  38. Post #38
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    July 2010
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    umm what the fuck who cares about megan fox nowadays she was soo 2008


    anyways since we're comparing, does anyone else think the girl from icarly looks like michael jackson?



    just look at it
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    She also has toe thumbs.

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    umm what the fuck who cares about megan fox nowadays she was soo 2008


    anyways since we're comparing, does anyone else think the girl from icarly looks like michael jackson?



    just look at it
    Miranda Cosgrove... her show isn't even funny. It's just a bunch of random bullshit while they scream, which, apparently makes the "audience" laughs.
    Don't ever bring her up again.
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