1. Post #1
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    Denmen707's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    Let me give an interactive a try, I hope to keep this alive and at least update once a week (but hopefully more).


    Mail posted:
    Dear Mister ***,
    I require the help of your investigation skills...
    Yes you see, I'm a private investigator.
    still the mail posted:
    You see, I know that tonight there was murdered a man in the lakeside mansion...
    This sounds almost like one of those cliché detective movies, don't you think?
    I should stop interupting myself posted:
    and I want you to find out who killed him, I will pay you when the case is closed. Now no time to lose, get going.
    Many thanks in advance.
    A caring citizen.
    Mister *** posted:
    "First things first: what was my name? Where to start on this case?"
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  2. Post #2
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    August 2008
    3,096 Posts
    Your name is P. Doe Files.

    Go look for some "cheese pizza" on your fun sites
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  3. Post #3
    Anthophobian's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Delete the e-mail and turn up the stereo, it's party time! Let everyone in the entire building hear your love for Ke$ha!

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  4. Post #4
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    July 2010
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    Your name is Mark Waters.

  5. Post #5
    Not Jiggmin's Avatar
    January 2011
    37 Posts
    Once a week?

    wat

  6. Post #6
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    Denmen707's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    Once a week?

    wat
    No,
    Me posted:
    At least once a week
    Learn the difference.
    P. Doe Files posted:
    Ah yes, my name is Peter Doe Files and I love Ke$ha. TURN UP THE VOLUME!
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  7. Post #7
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    August 2008
    3,096 Posts
    what about mine

  8. Post #8
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    Denmen707's Avatar
    September 2006
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    I took the name

  9. Post #9
    Bftony's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,130 Posts
    Go 'round all the rooms, see if you can find any ladies and have a swingersparty back at your place.

  10. Post #10
    Gregah's Avatar
    November 2009
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    I think whoever lives on the apartment right to us is eager to party hard.
    Let's go there!

    Edited:

    what about mine
    You can't always get what you want.
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  11. Post #11
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    Nyaa's Avatar
    October 2008
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    Unzip your pants, grab your cock and start rubbing slowly with feeling. While you do this, decide to go investigate the crime scene.

  12. Post #12
    Anthophobian's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,928 Posts
    Fuck that, more partying!

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  13. Post #13
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    September 2006
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    You decide that you've partied enough for tonight and find your car

    Arrived at the scene you find a large fence as you walk along it you find that there is some kind of booth where you can pass the fence.

    Booth the Boothman posted:
    Hi there, you must be Peter. I will let you pass if you can solve my riddle.... Just kidding HAHAHAHAH... just pass already.

  14. Post #14
    Bftony's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,130 Posts
    Punch Booth the Boothman in the face for being such a smart mouth.

  15. Post #15
    Anthophobian's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,928 Posts
    Ask the Boothman to sell you some E so you can party some more.

  16. Post #16
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    Nyaa's Avatar
    October 2008
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    Stroke the Boothmans cock slowly but with feeling.
    Then when he gets nice and horny leave him there panting and pass.
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  17. Post #17
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    September 2006
    2,136 Posts

    You hit booth in the jaw, he doesn't even bulge.
    {If I only get suggestions that include parties and penis stroking I'll cut this off}

  18. Post #18
    Bftony's Avatar
    January 2008
    1,130 Posts
    O shit, run! That boothman be one angry motherfucker you don't want to be messin' with.
    Run and do some investigating thingys.

  19. Post #19
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    November 2009
    6,138 Posts
    Apologize and ask him what he knows about the lakeside manor, who owns it, how far it is and well, the location of it.

  20. Post #20
    Anthophobian's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Win the way to his heart, the manly way.

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  21. Post #21
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    July 2008
    4,810 Posts
    Win the way to his heart, the manly way.

    Oh yeah.

  22. Post #22
    Holy Altnir's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,624 Posts
    Win the way to his heart, the manly way.

    Thats the stuff.