1. Post #1
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    Mister Royzo's Avatar
    June 2007
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  2. Post #2
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    February 2007
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  3. Post #3
    KarmaPolice's Avatar
    May 2009
    953 Posts
    TF2 Emporium 30
    Motherfucker.
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  4. Post #4
    All Plans Are Plan B
    camaroni's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,495 Posts
    No XXX? I am sad.
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  5. Post #5
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    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,908 Posts
    It's not XXX, because we'd have hundreds of porn mods.

    Edit: OH MY GOD DANCING ROYZO.
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  6. Post #6
    TheGrayFox's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,168 Posts
    Hey, new Emporium. And we've been Royzo trolled!
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  7. Post #7

    September 2009
    3,242 Posts

    Working on textures
    Also, I made a thread on the kritzkast medieval update forum and it hasn't showed up for hours, is it waiting confirmation?
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  8. Post #8
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    Dennab
    February 2007
    13,126 Posts
    It's not XXX, because we'd have hundreds of porn mods.
    Still no anal-beads for Pyro though.
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  9. Post #9
    Kidofthecentury's Avatar
    November 2010
    232 Posts
    ...Well played, Mr. Royzo.
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  10. Post #10
    Sharc's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,145 Posts
    He's a man of class, and this is a game of classes, things have to be kept classy.
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  11. Post #11
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    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,908 Posts

    Working on textures
    Also, I made a thread on the kritzkast medieval update forum and it hasn't showed up for hours, is it waiting confirmation?
    Medieval? That looks freaking prehistoric!
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  12. Post #12
    Never send a boy to fuck a MAN!
    coverop's Avatar
    February 2010
    7,015 Posts

    Working on textures
    Also, I made a thread on the kritzkast medieval update forum and it hasn't showed up for hours, is it waiting confirmation?
    Reminds me a comics when minigun shots heavy... or Heavy shots mini-heavy
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  13. Post #13
    Fabulous!
    Jack Trades's Avatar
    April 2010
    6,483 Posts
    Still no anal-beads for Pyro though.
    :saddowns:
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  14. Post #14
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    Smashman's Avatar
    September 2009
    11,529 Posts
    Lack of XXX makes me sad. :frown:
    But new Emporium makes me happy. :buddy:
    So now I'm just neutral.
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  15. Post #15
    I'm a very kind and awesome person!
    Skunky's Avatar
    June 2010
    11,179 Posts
    DAMNIT! No porn mods. :saddowns:
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  16. Post #16
    I make sexist and racist jokes all the time yet,i still support the feminist movement and the rights of blacks.
    znk666's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,535 Posts
    NO XXX?!Damn you Royzo!DAMN YOU!
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  17. Post #17
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    AkujiTheSniper's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,022 Posts
    Clever girl. :argh:
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  18. Post #18
    Kim_Jong_il's Avatar
    September 2010
    791 Posts
    Dammit Royzo
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  19. Post #19
    Marik Bentusi's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,141 Posts
    Mister Royzo saved the thread for me. I thank you.

    Edit: There are few constances within the universe. The speed of light would be one example. Another example would be the ends of Mister Royzo's sleeves.
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  20. Post #20
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,254 Posts
    cool op razoy
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  21. Post #21
    Raffle Rigger
    Psychopath12's Avatar
    November 2010
    16,459 Posts
    Oh shit. I think we've been had.
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  22. Post #22
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    When I saw "TF2 Emporium 30" I thought this was un-official.
    Well played, Mister Royzo. But still, why no XXX? Weren't you waiting for that awesome number as we all were?

    Anyway: Yay for the new Emporium. I should finally get off my lazy ass and make a contribution to the Emporium...
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  23. Post #23
    Alfie's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,152 Posts
    Sparkwire can't release his phallic device now!
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  24. Post #24
    Edi
    Edi's Avatar
    August 2009
    493 Posts
    :(
    I guess we'll wait for trading thread XXX then
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  25. Post #25
    KAZ32's Avatar
    August 2010
    123 Posts
    Wow, what? H-he's moving! He's moving!!

    He's alive! As alive as a skeleton can get!

    Hypnotic dance. :pcgaming:

    (TF2 Emporium: The Musical coming soon?)
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  26. Post #26
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    October 2008
    3,838 Posts
    Requesting a mod to change it to XXX
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  27. Post #27
    A Noobcake's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,322 Posts
    Ahah, that's brilliant. Love the dance!

    I'll try getting something done so I can actually do SOMETHING this time. I've been lurking and read almost every single post since Daimao's Emporiums, and I have yet to contribute with anything.
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  28. Post #28
    Raffle Rigger
    Psychopath12's Avatar
    November 2010
    16,459 Posts
    "Bet you didn't see that one coming!"

    At least we can still make inappropriate jokes about that bit of the OP.
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  29. Post #29
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    :(
    I guess we'll wait for trading thread XXX then
    The trading threads use normal numbers. Current one is V6. Well, maybe the trading thread will be XXX as Royzo already took the 30...
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  30. Post #30
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    Smashman's Avatar
    September 2009
    11,529 Posts
    Emporium XXX will never come. All of the mods everyone was secretly working on will never see the light of day. :crying:
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  31. Post #31
    Smooth Criminal's Avatar
    June 2010
    678 Posts
    Royzo you sly dog you. At least we are safe from the most realistic jiggleboned phallic for Scout...

    (INSERT RONG JOKE HERE)
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  32. Post #32
    I make sexist and racist jokes all the time yet,i still support the feminist movement and the rights of blacks.
    znk666's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,535 Posts
    Emporium XXX will never come. All of the mods everyone was secretly working on will never see the light of day. :crying:
    they can still upload it.....here :3
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  33. Post #33
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    Emporium XXX will never come. All of the mods everyone was secretly working on will never see the light of day. :crying:
    Are you talking about "XXX" related mods or the mods murphy made?
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  34. Post #34
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    Necrotic Fever's Avatar
    March 2009
    5,024 Posts
    Well.


    At least there's no dicks.
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  35. Post #35
    Smooth Criminal's Avatar
    June 2010
    678 Posts
    Are you talking about "XXX" related mods or the mods murphy made?
    What about an "XXX" related mod that Murphy made?
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  36. Post #36
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    Dennab
    April 2010
    14,106 Posts
    What about an "XXX" related mod that Murphy made?
    Just like most of his mods: Will never see the light of the day.
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  37. Post #37
    Apple extraordinaire~ ♥
    Reagy's Avatar
    November 2005
    15,858 Posts
    Oh god that banner is perfect.
    Royzo you sly dog you.

    Anyway enough about the title not being XXX more about mod development.
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  38. Post #38
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    VistaPOWA's Avatar
    October 2008
    8,370 Posts
    Reposting from the last emporium:

    Here's a challenge for you Emporium modders:
    Write a clientside chat filter (if possible) that filters out "xD" ":D" ":P" "LOL" and such.
    The reward's 2 hats.
    Have fun.
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  39. Post #39
    Puuurple
    Keychain's Avatar
    May 2008
    14,426 Posts
    Can't say we didn't see that coming.

    Royzo in the OP is wayyy better than anything sexual could have been. So I am pleased.
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  40. Post #40
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    nmagain's Avatar
    February 2010
    9,337 Posts
    Dancing Royzo has a boner
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