[NecroTitan]

Here we post the most hideous and the most disgusting looking cars we can think of.

I'll start with the Subaru Baja:





:barf:

[Pringles.]

[DainBramageStudios]

[ThatHippyMan]

Oh god no.

[rampageturke 2]

this section is getting clogged with so many post your threads

[c0nk3r]

EVERYTHING THAT ISNT AMERICAN MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA F U JAPAN CARS


im kidding dont kill me jdk
Nissan cube

[Second-gear-of-mgear]

Looks like like a fish.




Basically, I think any car that's new-ish (20 years) and was over 30,000 of todays money are pretty ugly. They try to make them prestigious looking by adding giant front Grills and shiny headlights.

[Dlaor-guy]

Pringles. posted:

I throw up a little inside every time I see this car.

[Bredirish123]

90's Camaros


In the 80's cars were pretty simple with sleek edges and no unnecessary curves, but as soon as the 90's hit everything became curved with no defining edges. The profile of this car is just so damn awful imo.

What I like about the 2010 Camaro (Dodge Charger included) is that they're going back to that almost boxy look; however, they're adding slight curves that don't overpower it.


Notice how the curves are subtle? that's what looks nice in my opinion.

[M2k3]

What automotive designer drew this fucking thing up and thought it looked good? I don't think I've ever meet anyone who thinks PT Cruisers look good.

[TicTac]

[TheMourge]

[Bredirish123]

M2k3 posted:

What automotive designer drew this fucking thing up and thought it looked good? I don't think I've ever meet anyone who thinks PT Cruisers look good.

It's like they tried to go to the traditional 1940's style with a sLeEk look.

[Errorproxy]

Pringles. posted:

It looks that that one shark..

[Ldesu]

Errorproxy posted:

It looks that that one shark..

hammerhead?

[Rastadogg5]

NecroTitan posted:

Here we post the most hideous and the most disgusting looking cars we can think of.

I'll start with the Subaru Baja:

-pics-

:barf:

It does look slightly odd in the back, but it doesn't look bad...

[G12-A5]

I'm sorry but I love jags and this is a disgraced attempt at making a Asian jag.

[Second-gear-of-mgear]

G12-A5 posted:

I'm sorry but I love jags and this is a disgraced attempt at making a Asian jag.

The interior kinda looks like a late 90's Jag. Not bad for pre-really cool Kia.

[ThatHippyMan]

M2k3 posted:

What automotive designer drew this fucking thing up and thought it looked good? I don't think I've ever meet anyone who thinks PT Cruisers look good.

My father is normally a very sensible, competent car and motorcycle enthusiast. For some reason, however, he has a throbbing motorboner for these disgusting cretinmobiles.

[mpntball2012]

Fuck, forgot to copy. This is what I meant to post:

[ThatHippyMan]

I saw one of those the other day. It looks like Nissan was shitting out an SUV and prematurely clenched.

[Bladerunner1]

uggh

[ThatHippyMan]

Bladerunner1 posted:

uggh

:barf:

What happened to you, Nissan?

[bradley]

Yeuck, it's like they said "Let's make a scaled-down, front-wheel drive, four cylinder crown vic! And at that, let's cram the Lima engine in there, known world-round for its great fuel economy and reliability!"

I think the best that people got out of these tanks was 28-30 MPG while it was running. The Taurus SHO of the same era got 24-25, and that's at least with a respectable 220 bhp and ~200 ft-lbs of torque.

Regardless, if I was going to drive something with that god awful 2.3l in it, it would be a foxbody.

[ThatHippyMan]

bradley posted:

Yeuck, it's like they said "Let's make a scaled-down, front-wheel drive, four cylinder crown vic! And at that, let's cram the Lima engine in there, known world-round for its great fuel economy and reliability!"

I think the best that people got out of these tanks was 28-30 MPG while it was running. The Taurus SHO of the same era got 24-25, and that's at least with a respectable 220 bhp and ~200 ft-lbs of torque.

Regardless, if I was going to drive something with that god awful 2.3l in it, it would be a foxbody.

I thought we rounded up all of those disgusting things and melted them down into steel toilets.

[bradley]

There are still people driving them around here.

I don't know how, most of them exploded (I thought), but they manage to crawl around town sounding about half dead and rattling from every piece on the car that can rattle.

[ThatHippyMan]

Gentlemen, I present to you...

The Aston Martin Lagonda

[Black Milano]

mpntball2012 posted:

It's like somebody hit his face with an axe, splitting the eyes in half.



Alfa Romeo SZ, don't be fooled by the picture, it's actually much, much more terrible in real life.



It's just... vomitive.

[bradley]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Wooooooooow, that is one hideous Alfa.

Never thought I'd use that sentence.

[ThatHippyMan]

Its like having to say "Wow, that is an absolutely disgusting looking Latino model."

[fishyfish777]

M2k3 posted:

What automotive designer drew this fucking thing up and thought it looked good? I don't think I've ever meet anyone who thinks PT Cruisers look good.

I drove one a few times. It certainly wasn't a bad car.

[Spectre1406]

[richard9311]

Did it drive up to a volcano and start melting the front or something?

[Ldesu]

ThatHippyMan posted:

Its like having to say "Wow, that is an absolutely disgusting looking Latino model."

Don't worry my friend. I'm sure they exist aswell

[Chernzobog]

actually, this is pretty sick

[Ferosso]

[Cabbage]

-snip-

[Ldesu]

Ferosso posted:

Wtf what does the chero- oh..

I got the joke after a couple of seconds

[rampageturke 2]

Black Milano posted:

It's like somebody hit his face with an axe, splitting the eyes in half.



Alfa Romeo SZ, don't be fooled by the picture, it's actually much, much terrible in real life.



It's just... vomitive.

I love it, but it's one of those cars you just love it or hate it, like marmite

[kirederf7]