1. Post #1

    August 2009
    10 Posts
    A while back folks on facepunch had fun with The Restaurant Game, so I thought I would introduce you to Improviso from the same developers.

    http://gambit.mit.edu/improviso

    Players of Improviso are paired online as the Lead Actor and Director of a low-budget science fiction movie. The Lead Actor plays the role of Ted, a reporter trying to get his big break with a cover story about the government's alien cover-up. The Director selects scenes, chooses the soundtrack, summons special effects, and controls the supporting cast: the Scientist, the Alien, the Government Agent, and the Little Girl. Players work together to dramatize three short scenes taking place in Area 51, a crashed spaceship, and a wilderness camp site. Players can chat, interact with props through a point-and-click interface, change costumes, and even play dead!
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  2. Post #2
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    The Winner's Avatar
    October 2007
    1,869 Posts
    oh shit another one

    Edited:

    time to make pornos

    Edited:

    I just played this with some guy and probed his anus.
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  3. Post #3
    Jumping online now, someone join me! :D

  4. Post #4
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    June 2009
    2,498 Posts
    These games are great that they make, they just need more publicity to get a bigger community.

  5. Post #5
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    Keyblockor's Avatar
    October 2007
    4,317 Posts
    I'll play a session and report back on how good it is.

  6. Post #6
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    May 2005
    21,708 Posts
    oh shit another one

    Edited:

    time to make pornos

    Edited:

    I just played this with some guy and probed his anus.
    I think that was me.
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  7. Post #7
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    KigJow's Avatar
    June 2009
    2,498 Posts
    This is quite fun.

  8. Post #8
    Smooth Jazz's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,769 Posts
    Downloading now.

  9. Post #9
    G12-A5's Avatar
    November 2007
    681 Posts
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scene 3/3: "Seduction"
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    DR. STEIN said to TED: So
    DR. STEIN said to TED: What do you have to say about your child molestation?
    TED said to DR. STEIN: Huh?
    DR. STEIN said to TED: We have the chatlogs

    DR. STEIN picked up the SECRET FILES.

    DR. STEIN said to TED: right here clear as transparent disney underwear
    TED said: I have a big cock
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Thats not what the pictures show
    TED said to DR. STEIN: Yeah so that's not me
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Well It even said in teh chatlogs: My name is ted, My dick is small, Its so short, Standing up my nose will touch the wa
    DR. STEIN said to TED: wall before my erect lower horn
    TED said to DR. STEIN: Had you checked my dick?
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Yes but let me double check

    DR. STEIN dropped the SECRET FILES.
    DR. STEIN picked up the CRYPTIC CUBE.
    DR. STEIN used the CRYPTIC CUBE on TED.

    TED said to DR. STEIN: The fuck is that
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Yep you gotta small dick
    DR. STEIN said to TED: It's a wiener make smaller
    TED said: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    The soundtrack has been changed to Sad.

    DR. STEIN said to TED: Now ted
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: RAAAAAAGEGGEEGGGGEEEEEEE!!
    DR. STEIN said: I want you relax
    DR. STEIN said: I'll use it one more time
    DR. STEIN said: and you shall become a woman
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    DR. STEIN used the CRYPTIC CUBE on TED.
    DR. STEIN dropped the CRYPTIC CUBE.
    DR. STEIN picked up the SYRINGE.

    TED said to DR. STEIN: HHHHHHHHUURURURURURURURRUIUU!U!!!!!!
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Its time to adminsiter the menstrual blood

    DR. STEIN used the SYRINGE on TED.

    TED said to DR. STEIN: FFFFUUUUUUUUCCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKK!!!!!

    DR. STEIN dropped the SYRINGE.
    DR. STEIN picked up the X-RAY.

    TED said: HULK BREAK OUT
    DR. STEIN said to TED: here is your exrays of the surgery

    DR. STEIN set TED free from the straps
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  10. Post #10

    August 2009
    10 Posts
    These games are great that they make, they just need more publicity to get a bigger community.
    Like it on FB to spread the word: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Imp...71542856201670

  11. Post #11
    gnisasas's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,863 Posts
    How do you play online?

    Okay, You have to play the tutorial.

    I'm waiting for somebody

  12. Post #12
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,055 Posts
    waiting too

  13. Post #13
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    16,292 Posts
    So it's like Sleep is Death?
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  14. Post #14
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,055 Posts
    So it's like Sleep is Death?
    oNLY BETTER

  15. Post #15
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    Rats808's Avatar
    June 2005
    5,199 Posts
    Just played 2 games, one as Director where Ted kept trying to kill Smith, killed Stein, then discovered Smith was an alien and that they were still on the ship.
    Other one I was Ted, thought Smith was an alien, turned out he was, tried to kill him, then apparently Ted is 110 years old and had to give Smith the "NUMBERS! mason."

    I've never even played Black Ops or whatever the numbers thing is from.

  16. Post #16
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    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,376 Posts
    DR. STEIN said to TED: We have the chatlogs

    DR. STEIN picked up the SECRET FILES.

    DR. STEIN said to TED: right here clear as transparent disney underwear
    TED said: I have a big cock
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Thats not what the pictures show
    B-b-b-BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN.
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  17. Post #17
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,055 Posts
    Just played 2 games, one as Director where Ted kept trying to kill Smith, killed Stein, then discovered Smith was an alien and that they were still on the ship.
    Other one I was Ted, thought Smith was an alien, turned out he was, tried to kill him, then apparently Ted is 110 years old and had to give Smith the "NUMBERS! mason."

    I've never even played Black Ops or whatever the numbers thing is from.
    Hahaha, that was me man

    My "?" and " , " keys didnt work so i wrote " ; " all the time.

  18. Post #18
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,376 Posts
    I'm just about to install this right now, but I can't play until tomorrow. Here's hoping for anal probing.

  19. Post #19
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    October 2006
    3,782 Posts
    Agh, I click install, nothing happens. The bar doesn't move. Possible because it says it needs administrator access, yet never asks for it.

    And you can't click 'run as administrator' on it either.

    Ohright, now it pops up. Lesse how this game goes.

  20. Post #20
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    April 2009
    8,239 Posts
    DR. STEIN said: BRRRROTHER!
    TED said: what
    AGENT SMITH said to DR. STEIN: LIQUID!
    DR. STEIN said: YOU'RE TOO LATE. I'VE ALREADY INPUTTED THE REX LAUNCH CODES!
    TED said: what the fuck
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: OTACON, WHAT DO I DO?
    TED said: wtfk are you talking about
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: YOU MEAN YOU DELIBERATELY BUILT REX WITH A WEAKNESS?!
    TED said: ok im out of here
    AGENT SMITH said to DR. STEIN: LIQUIDDDD
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  21. Post #21
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    16,292 Posts
    I can't get into a fucking game. Just spent 20 minutes wandering around the set "WAITING FOR LEAD ACTOR TO JOIN"
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  22. Post #22
    Shoopiwoop's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,055 Posts
    I can't get into a fucking game. Just spent 20 minutes wandering around the set "WAITING FOR LEAD ACTOR TO JOIN"
    this game has few players.

  23. Post #23
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    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,376 Posts
    Hahaha, that was me man

    My "?" and " , " keys didnt work so i wrote " ; " all the time.
    Yeah this game has some problems with international keyboard setups.

  24. Post #24
    I can resist everything except temptation
    norzone's Avatar
    January 2008
    3,529 Posts
    I'm totally downloading now.

  25. Post #25
    LIVE LIKE A WINDRAMMER AS YOU FUCK
    Murkat's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,376 Posts
    I... I think I just got anally violated with a ray gun.

  26. Post #26
    Mr. Crabsworth's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,283 Posts
    Nobody is on, damn.

  27. Post #27
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    Pako's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,689 Posts
    I am.

  28. Post #28
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    December 2005
    4,406 Posts
    This game s 100% troll gold

    Edited:

    My first scorecard:

    Thrilling 4
    Climactic 3
    Overall 3
    Logical 1
    Noteworthy 3
    Support 3
    Three words
    Violent, Mutilation, Bros

    Code:
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    Scene 1/3: "Rescue Ted"
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Oh sup
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Bro I think you should know
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: You're totally fucked
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Wait what
    
         AGENT SMITH used the CONTROL PANEL.
    
    TED said: What is this place what the
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HANDGUN.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the PROBE.
    
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: See
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: You were caught breaching the perimeter
    AGENT SMITH said: So now we have to find out why you came here
    
         AGENT SMITH used the BLOWTORCH.
         AGENT SMITH attacked the UNKNOWN DEVICE with the PROBE.
         AGENT SMITH used the PROBE on the UNKNOWN DEVICE.
    
    AGENT SMITH said: Now I'm not too sure what this does, but unless you want to find out
    AGENT SMITH said: You better fess up
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: But but but
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: YEAH BUTT
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: BRO THIS HERE IS A PROBING DEVICE
    AGENT SMITH said: Hold up this is too jokes
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the PROBE.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the PHONE.
         AGENT SMITH used the PHONE.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Oh shit HELP
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Yo brosef guy haha
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Aight this dude broke ass bitch guy was caught breaching the perimeter
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Should I total
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Whoa what I should let him go?
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Why that's stank ass bitch nuggets
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Untie me you fag
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the PHONE.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the HANDGUN.
    
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: WHAT
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: NOTHING
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: good haha lets get you untied mmmmmm
    
         AGENT SMITH used the ROPE.
         You must delete the rope to untie the captive.
         AGENT SMITH set TED free from the rope
    
    
    
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scene 2/3: "Save Katie"
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Okay so where the hell are we
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Alright bro so we're in this hear clearing you dig?
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: And some people have gone missing 'n shit man
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: it's real like crazy shit nigga
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: YOU HEAR ME?
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: SHIT GOT REAL
    TED said to KATIE: Oh hey
    KATIE said to TED: STRANGER DANGER
    KATIE said to TED: STRANGER DANGER
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: WHAT THA FUCK SHIT
    TED said to KATIE: Oh god calm down
    KATIE said to TED: STRANGER DAAAANGER
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THIS LITTLE GIRL?
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I uh
    KATIE said to TED: He said he wanted to touch me
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: What.
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: MAN YOU ARE STANK ASS BTICH
    TED said to KATIE: I didn't even
    KATIE said to TED: HE'S A BAD MAN HE BROUGHT ME HERE
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: OH MY GOD YOU'RE BEHIND THIS
    
         AGENT SMITH attacked TED with the HANDGUN.
    
    
    
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scene 3/3: "Seduction"
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Nnngh
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Yeah you better regain consciousness
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Put one right through your shoulder I did
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Mr.Kidnapper child porno ring fucka
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HANDGUN.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the CRYPTIC CUBE.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I said I didn't
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: What is that
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Bro guy
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: This cube will eat your dick
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: We don't know what shit this is though we found it by you in that metal shit place guy
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: This is your cube
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: It looks like it's half full of blood or some shit guy
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Oh my god you're insane.
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: WHOSE BLOOD IS THIS
    TED said to DR. STEIN: HEY
    TED said to DR. STEIN: YOU OVER THERE
    DR. STEIN said to TED: Mmmmm?
    TED said to DR. STEIN: THIS GUY WANTS TO MUTILATE ME ALIVE
    
         DR. STEIN picked up the X-RAY.
    
    TED said to DR. STEIN: SET ME FREE
    DR. STEIN said: Well he might want to mutilate you
    DR. STEIN said: But he won't
    
         DR. STEIN gave AGENT SMITH the X-RAY.
         DR. STEIN dropped the CRYPTIC CUBE.
         DR. STEIN picked up the SYRINGE.
    
    TED said to DR. STEIN: Huh'
    DR. STEIN said: That's my job
    DR. STEIN said: Sit still baby
    
         DR. STEIN used the CRYPTIC CUBE.
    
    TED said to DR. STEIN: AERGH
    
         DR. STEIN used the SYRINGE on the CRYPTIC CUBE.
    
    DR. STEIN said: I'm injecting you with the blood from the children you raped
    DR. STEIN said: Die of aids jew nigger
    
         DR. STEIN used the SYRINGE on TED.
    This is like multiplayer facade
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  29. Post #29
    gnisasas's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,863 Posts
    anybody up for playing?

  30. Post #30
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    Fippe's Avatar
    November 2007
    3,994 Posts
    oh god supper that shit is gold I'm laughing like fucking maniac here

  31. Post #31
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    suppertime's Avatar
    December 2005
    4,406 Posts
    oh god supper that shit is gold I'm laughing like fucking maniac here
    Thank you :P I direct because I love directing. I'm an artist

  32. Post #32
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    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    3,646 Posts
    I want to try this, but I can't find any players at all.

  33. Post #33
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    suppertime's Avatar
    December 2005
    4,406 Posts
    I just had the worst dickbag actor ever :c

    All he did was tell me to die. "Die in a chemical explosion"

  34. Post #34
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    August 2007
    4,196 Posts
    I just had the worst dickbag actor ever :c

    All he did was tell me to die. "Die in a chemical explosion"
    sup!

    Edited:

    don't forget 'die in a fire', 'die in a river' and 'die in a cloud of gas'

  35. Post #35
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,510 Posts
    This is how The Movies should have been.
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  36. Post #36
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    December 2005
    4,406 Posts
    sup!

    Edited:

    don't forget 'die in a fire', 'die in a river' and 'die in a cloud of gas'
    yeah but you need to troll better.

  37. Post #37
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    Pako's Avatar
    September 2009
    3,689 Posts
    This game s 100% troll gold
    So that was you?

    This game is incredible.

  38. Post #38
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    June 2010
    5,376 Posts
    This is how The Movies should have been.
    Well that and The Movies could also not have been the worst tool you could possibly use to tell the story exactly the way you want to.
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  39. Post #39
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    December 2005
    4,406 Posts
    I remember playing the movies. They told me to make a movie. The entire movie was one guy lifting a dumbell and putting it back down. It was 3 minutes long. I uninstalled

    Edited:

    Waiting for the other player's survey. I make a great lead actor.

    Edited:

    H: 4
    E: 4
    O: 4
    C: 4
    Memorable: 5
    Follow description: 2

    3 words:
    Boring, Impostor, Tim is Will

    Code:
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    Scene 1/3: "Paranoia"
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    TED said: Oh hi there
    TED said: You
    TED said: might know me
    TED said: as
    TED said: william shatner
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: You see I
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: No
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: am covering
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: this story
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: of this ship
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: it's research
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: for a 
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: role
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: you should
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: untie me
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: please
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: i am
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: william shatner
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: after all
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: hey there
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: buddy
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: don't turn your back on me
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: didn't you
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: enjoy watching
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: me in star
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: trek
    AGENT SMITH said:  Yesterday you told me that you are Ted
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I have
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: never seen you
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: before
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: so I
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: don't know
    TED said: what you are
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: talking about
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HANDGUN.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the PHONE.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: leave my phone
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I need to call my agent
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: please don't
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Have you seen anone here?
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: mess with the contacts
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: no
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: this is a barren place
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I was just
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: scouting
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: out some news
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: for the role
    TED said: aforementioned
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: please
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: untie the shat
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the PHONE.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the HANDGUN.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: oh god
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: no
    
         AGENT SMITH attacked the ROPE with the HANDGUN.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: not here
    
         AGENT SMITH set TED free from the rope
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: whoa
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: you scared me
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: thank you
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HANDGUN.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the PHONE.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: for freeing me
    AGENT SMITH said: Are you ted or william?
    TED said: My name
    TED said: Is Shatner
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: You may call
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: me
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: captain
    AGENT SMITH said: Hello sarah?
    
         AGENT SMITH used the PHONE on the UNKNOWN DEVICE.
    
    TED said: The shat
    TED said: loves catfood
    TED said: yummy
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Our fried gone mad
    
         TED picked up the CAT FOOD.
    
    
    
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Scene 2/3: "Gather Evidence"
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    TED said: Alright then buddy
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HANDGUN.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the VIAL.
    
    TED said: You should
    TED said: call me captain
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: We must
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: search this place
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: What is it?
    
         TED picked up the CAT FOOD.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: No use searching
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: on an
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: empty stomache
    
         TED used the CAT FOOD.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Delicious
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: He
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Here gimme that sodapop
    
         TED gave AGENT SMITH the HALF-EATEN CAT FOOD.
         TED used the VIAL.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Delicious
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Tastes like green
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Don't eat any alien food !!
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: That there is cat food
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: this here is sody pop
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: And
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: Holy Sh...
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: you're not
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: calling me
    TED said: captain
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HALF-EATEN CAT FOOD.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the HANDGUN.
    
    TED said: Hey look
    
         AGENT SMITH used the HANDGUN on TED.
    
    TED said: remote control
    
         TED dropped the VIAL.
         TED picked up the GUN.
         TED attacked AGENT SMITH with the GUN.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Mute
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: haha
    
         TED attacked AGENT SMITH with the GUN.
         TED attacked AGENT SMITH with the GUN.
         TED attacked AGENT SMITH with the GUN.
         TED attacked AGENT SMITH with the GUN.
    
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: So, capitain let's search something wird
    
         AGENT SMITH dropped the HANDGUN.
         AGENT SMITH picked up the BLOWTORCH.
         TED used the GUN on the BLOWTORCH.
         AGENT SMITH attacked TED with the BLOWTORCH.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: OH GOD FIRE
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: MY ONLY WEAKNESS
    
         TED dropped the GUN.
         TED died
    
    AGENT SMITH said: He is an alien!
    
         AGENT SMITH attacked the TED with the BLOWTORCH.
    
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: I have killed him! 
    AGENT SMITH said to TED: NOOO
    
    
    
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    Scene 3/3: "Saved!"
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         There is nothing in your hand to use.
    
    K-17 said to TED: HI
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Whoa
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: the shat
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: does not like
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: to see double
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: this reminds
    K-17 said to TED: He killed you
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: me of
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: that time
    K-17 said to TED: I bring you to life
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I was banging
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: 7 gram rocks
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: with charlie sheen
    
         AGENT SMITH attacked K-17 with the HANDGUN.
         TED picked up the ROCK SHARD.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Rocks like this one
    
         K-17 picked up the ALIEN EGG.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: Holy shit
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: You shot him
    
         K-17 attacked TED with the ALIEN EGG.
    
    TED said to K-17: Ow
    
         TED dropped the ROCK SHARD.
         TED picked up the BLOWTORCH.
         TED attacked K-17 with the BLOWTORCH.
         TED attacked K-17 with the BLOWTORCH.
    
    TED said to K-17: Time to bang some seven gram rocks
    
         TED used the BLOWTORCH on the ROCK SHARD.
    
    K-17 said: Asta la vista baby
    
         TED dropped the BLOWTORCH.
         TED picked up the ROCK SHARD.
         TED used the ROCK SHARD.
         TED used the ROCK SHARD.
         TED used the ROCK SHARD.
    
    TED said to AGENT SMITH: I GOT TIGER BLOOD
    
         TED exited the scene.
    
    AGENT SMITH said: O My fu... Jesus
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  40. Post #40
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    December 2009
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    Oh my god this sounds hilarious!
    we did similiar stuff back in primary school!