1. Post #1
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    October 2006
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    I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful destructive force in the two universes. My captain is Stanley H. Tweedle, and I blow up planets for him.

    Lexx is about a gigantic, insectoid, living spaceship with a habit of blowing up planets, that ran from 1997 - 2002, with a total of sixty-one episodes, over four seasons. Unfortunately, due to some nasty executive meddling, the general showing of the show failed slightly; episodes shown out of order, or only the more 'sexual' episodes were shown consecutively, which led to varying ratings across the shows' run.

    http://www.wallpaperlinks.be/img/mes_wall/lexx01-1024.jpg

    It's crew consists of:



    From left to right, you have Kai, Xev, and Stanley. Kai is a dead, virtually indestructible assassin, Xev is a 'love slave', and Stanley used to be a security guard, before accidentally gaining the key to the Lexx and stealing it.

    The show is pretty much chock full of quirkiness, weirdness, sex, and black comedy; but it starts to get more serious towards series three and four.

    The first season, depending how you watch it, comes either as four two hour 'pilot' movies, or eight one hour episodes. Yes, the CGI is a little dodgy, but it improves dramatically as the show goes on, and anyway, you shouldn't care that much about it.

    The best bit? If you're a lucky bastard who lives in the US, the show is available for free on Hulu.

    http://www.hulu.com/lexx

    Apparently someone uploaded the entire show to Youtube as well, but I haven't searched for it.

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    February 2008
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    I have watched this before, it's pretty good.

  3. Post #3
    This is -- excuse me -- a DAMN fine cup of coffee.
    The_Marine's Avatar
    August 2008
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    I still need to check this out.
    Though, it looks way too bizarre even for me.

  4. Post #4
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    The spaceship looks like a cock.
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    I think that was deliberate.
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  6. Post #6
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    October 2006
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    The spaceship looks like a cock.
    So do the showers and food dispensers.
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  7. Post #7
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    ief014's Avatar
    September 2009
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    So do the showers and food dispensers.
    I don't know about you, but my shower does not form the shape of a cock.
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    It looks like a dick and balls.

  9. Post #9
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    July 2010
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    It looks like a dick and balls.
    It is an extremely sexualized show.

    The woman is a combination of a sex slave and a cluster lizard (think komodo dragon reptile on PCP).

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    June 2005
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    Everything looks like cocks if you want it to
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    April 2008
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    The spaceship looks like a cock.
    I think it looks like a dragonfly with the legs and wings pulled off.
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    I think it looks like a dragonfly with the legs and wings pulled off.
    It's supposed to be an insect (cock).

  13. Post #13
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    Craptasket's Avatar
    January 2006
    33,017 Posts
    I hardly remember this.

  14. Post #14
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    blazingfly's Avatar
    October 2006
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    Yeah, its quite old

  15. Post #15
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    July 2007
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    How could you forget to mention Zev, the sexier of the two and the original?




    She has a hot shower scene. Also, look at the shower head-

    :siren: :siren:


    http://www.galleryworld.info/galleryworld/EvaHabermann/Lexx-Zev-Eva-Habermann-In-Shower-Collage-.jpghttp://www.galleryworld.info/galleryworld/EvaHabermann/Eva_Habermann_222039.jpg
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  16. Post #16
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    October 2006
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    She only featured for the movies though, then quit when the second show started. :smith:

  17. Post #17
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    Oh god the beginning of Luvliner is fucking :flashfap:tastic. God i love this show. why did they kill it?