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    [h2]Thread music:[/h2]
    Robots FTW
    Reconstructing Science
    Some Assembly Required
    Science Can Be Fun
    [h2]What's this?[/h2]
    [release]This is not a place to beg for #PotatoFoolsDay games or sell them for TF2 hats! This is an ARG metafiction created by Valve involving the Potato Sack Pack on Steam. This thread serves as a repository for our current knowledge and understanding of the ARG as well as a public space to discuss and debate theories which arise. Feel free to sign up and add your input!

    Not up to date with the story so far? Read the Investigation History, News, and the SPUF thread![/release]
    [h2]Red Herrings[/h2]
    [release]Wiki page with more details.
    [list][*]Half-Life 2 Episode 3[*]Team Fortress 2 glyphs[*]VVVVVV (It has no relation to the ARG)[*]Rube Tuberson YouTube account (troll)[*]Zalgo (It's just a Meme)[*]Babel Research (its part of a 2 year old arg)[*]Sarah Fincher (part of another ARG altogether)[/list][/release]
    [h2]Game specific pages[/h2]
    [release][list][*]1... 2... 3... KICK IT![*]AaAaAA!!![*]Amnesia[*]Audiosurf[*]BIT.TRIP BEAT[*]Cogs[*]Defense Grid[*]Killing Floor [*]Portal 2[*]RUSH[*]Super Meat Boy[*]The Ball[*]The Wonderful End of the World[*]Toki Tori[*]Team Fortress 2[/list](Game Developer Roster)
    [/release]
    [h2]Analysis and Theory[/h2]
    [release][list][*]Aperture Science login page[*]People[*]Twitter[*]Cyphers[*]Glyphs[*]List of Unused Strings[*]Razer[*]Theories[*]Possible Clues[*]Red Herrings[*]Stupid Theories[*]Stupid Questions[*]Investigation History[/list][/release]
    [h2]Other Useful links:[/h2]
    [release]SPUF Thread (Must Read): http://forums.steampowered.com/forum....php?t=1824635

    Old Facepunch Thread: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1074965-PotatoFoolsDay

    Official Valve ARG 2 Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/valveARG2

    Official Valve ARG 2 Wiki: http://valvearg.com/wiki/Valve_ARG_Wiki

    Note: Due to trolling all wiki registrations must be done on the Wiki IRC Channel!

    Valve ARG 2 Wiki Signup Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG 2 Private Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG 2 Main Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Off-topic Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 AaAaAA!!! Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Amnesia Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Audiosurf Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 BIT.TRIP BEAT Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Cogs Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Defense Grid Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Killing Floor Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 1 2 3 KICK IT! Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 RUSH Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Super Meat Boy Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 The Ball Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 Toki Tori Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Valve ARG2 End of the World Channel: Direct link Mibbit link

    Who lives near what developer?: http://valvearg.com/wiki/User_Locations

    Who owns which games?: http://valvearg.com/wiki/Game_Owners

    Extra Potato Sack Game Gifting: http://valvearg.com/wiki/Gifting
    [/release][h2]Want something added to the OP? PM Political Gamer with your idea, complaints, or other random ramblings today![/h2]
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  2. Post #2
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    Asdf, ur fast.
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  3. Post #3
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    October 2010
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    Ah, the smell of a new thread :buddy:
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  4. Post #4
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    Potatoes?
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  5. Post #5
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    MiKaXsUs's Avatar
    June 2009
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    Nom
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    Hooray, a new thread!
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    I wonder if Valve is disappointed with us. :saddowns:
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    I'm a very kind and awesome person!
    Skunky's Avatar
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    French Fries! :colbert:
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  9. Post #9
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    November 2008
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    Probably late, but new song: http://www.gamesradar.com/f/portal-2...04121507877073

    Halls of Science.
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  10. Post #10
    Dennab
    April 2010
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    Potatoes.
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  11. Post #11
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    December 2007
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    I dislike the new title, but eh, whattaya gonna do?

    To reiterate what we'd gathered from the closing posts in the previous threads, it appears we will NOT be playing the full version of Portal 2 tomorrow.
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    MiKaXsUs's Avatar
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    I have avatar of nomness.
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    esotatop
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  14. Post #14
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    October 2009
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    Hooray, a new thread!
    Anyone feel like making a :potato: browser plug-in?
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    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
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    It's going to be a long 5 days.
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    I have avatar of nomness.
    It's beautiful :crying:
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    deadoctober's Avatar
    March 2011
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    It's going to be a long 5 days.
    more like 1 day.
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  18. Post #18
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    more like 1 day.
    Rainbows. 5 days. Maybe more, we still have a ton of unsolved puzzles to uncover.
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    equalize, distort, equalize
    healthpoint's Avatar
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    I am excite
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    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
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    Rainbows. 5 days. Maybe more, we still have a ton of unsolved puzzles to uncover.
    It will come out April XX, 2XXX.
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    Ah new thread smell. LETS GET CRACKING.
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    Would there be any way to make a live news feed of the ARG wiki?
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  23. Post #23
    I can count to potato.
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    Hello everyone! I would like you to know that I am not a fan of nudity!!!
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    Did anyone else see this?
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  25. Post #25
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    March 2011
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    Fuck the doubters, you'll be proven wrong on the 15th REPENT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
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  26. Post #26
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    I dont have the Money for portal 2 :smith:
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    I'm a very kind and awesome person!
    Skunky's Avatar
    June 2010
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    more like 1 day.
    Are you from the future?
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    deadoctober's Avatar
    March 2011
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    I dont have the Money for portal 2 :smith:
    go ask your mommy for some extra cash.
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    Fuck the doubters, you'll be proven wrong on the 15th REPENT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!
    We've got us a live one.
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    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
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    12,519 Posts
    Did anyone else see this?.
    Wait, when did we get pictures of the Borealis?
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    I dont have the Money for portal 2 :smith:
    I feel ya bro. Ditto.

    Edited:

    Wait, when did we get pictures of the Borealis?
    A while ago
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  32. Post #32
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    June 2010
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    DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY MY TEAM FORTRESS 2 HATS BECAUSE I'M POOR AND USE SHIFT TO TYPE LIKE THIS WHICH MEANS I'M ALSO AN IDIOT
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    Got the audiosurf potato. :buddy:
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    March 2011
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    DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY MY TEAM FORTRESS 2 HATS BECAUSE I'M POOR AND USE SHIFT TO TYPE LIKE THIS WHICH MEANS I'M ALSO AN IDIOT
    WHAT HATS DO YOU HAVE
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    Would there be any way to make a live news feed of the ARG wiki?
    Unless I can somehow replicate New Node posts I don't think so.
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    DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY MY TEAM FORTRESS 2 HATS BECAUSE I'M POOR AND USE SHIFT TO TYPE LIKE THIS WHICH MEANS I'M ALSO AN IDIOT
    The fact i spent all of my savings in tf2 items (Hattes.) on the Big Kill...
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    Got the audiosurf potato. :buddy:
    I got gold in that song, but no potato or any login screen.. :saddowns:
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  38. Post #38
    Dennab
    April 2010
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    [h2]Want something added to the OP? PM Political Gamer with your idea, complaints, or other random ramblings today![/h2]
    Wheatley line.... SPOILER!
       I got an idea, but it's bloody dangerous. Get ready... AHH. Hey! They told me, if i would ever post this, i would die! They said me this on everything, why they then even bothered me giving this stuff?   
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  39. Post #39
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    June 2010
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    WHAT HATS DO YOU HAVE
    OH, UHHH JUST LOOK AT MY INVENTORY, SILLY! http://www.tf2items.com/id/Edtarded
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    March 2011
    747 Posts
    I got an idea, but it's bloody dangerous. Get ready... AHH. Hey! They told me, if i would ever post this, i would die! They said me this on everything, why they then even bothered me giving this stuff?
    I hope you die for posting that.
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