1. Post #4721
    Gold Member
    Psycho_Shadow's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,758 Posts
    AaAaA is at 58.2%

    We might just finish it today.
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  2. Post #4722
    Being Nice to people gave me this shitty title
    Plattack's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,621 Posts

       WHY WOULD CLICK THIS!!?!?!? WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD'VE BEEN BEHIND IT!?!?!?   
    Just ruined the damn game for me. Thanks.
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  3. Post #4723
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    17,004 Posts
    Until Portal 2 is out and I finish it, I'm not clicking a single spoiler ever again!

       WHY WOULD CLICK THIS!!?!?!? WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD'VE BEEN BEHIND IT!?!?!?   
    Stop dicking about and abusing spoiler tags.
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  4. Post #4724
    benji2015's Avatar
    October 2010
    476 Posts
    Until Portal 2 is out and I finish it, I'm not clicking a single spoiler ever again!

       WHY WOULD CLICK THIS!!?!?!? WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD'VE BEEN BEHIND IT!?!?!?   
    I just clicked a single spoiler again.
    I'm a bad person, you know that, right?

    ./glados
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  5. Post #4725
    Gold Member
    E.C.S's Avatar
    March 2010
    5,326 Posts
    Until Portal 2 is out and I finish it, I'm not clicking a single spoiler ever again!

       WHY WOULD CLICK THIS!!?!?!? WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD'VE BEEN BEHIND IT!?!?!?   
    Pro tip: If you are curious and you want to check if is a REAL spoiler, don't click it. Just pass the mouse with the LMB and check the first letters.
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  6. Post #4726

    August 2010
    547 Posts
    Going by this image, I have a new theory. I don't think we're all earning 300 potatoes every 3 minutes. I'm sorry. I think that is Valve's counter system. I bet once we hit a certain number, say, 300k? We'll see her overclock our CPU speed and double if not triple what we're doing right now. Valve isn't dumb enough to promote a 1 day early release after 2 weeks. I cannot believe that.
    Ironic how it's overCLOCKing and you got a bunch of CLOCKS. Geddit?
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  7. Post #4727
    We're made of star-stuff
    LarparNar's Avatar
    February 2009
    10,253 Posts
    Ironic how it's overCLOCKing and you got a bunch of CLOCKS. Geddit?

    Edited:

       There are puzzles   
    Funny how you're DUMB and you're getting loads of DUMBS. Geddit?
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  8. Post #4728
    Wux
    Wux's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,605 Posts
    ok guys, im poor, just going 2 sell 2 crappy games tomorrow in a store, and the money i recieve is for portal 2.

    all that potato stuff is to expensive for my wallet, and im sad to dont get all the potatos and special skin for co-op, is this real life, get used to it
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  9. Post #4729
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    Supacasey's Avatar
    May 2007
    5,003 Posts
    I'm sure Valve is still controlling this.

    Remember TF2's engineer update, "and as soon as all the golden wrenches are found, the update will be released"? And then we found out all the golden wrenches were on timers to make sure the update was released at a set time?

    Yeah.
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  10. Post #4730
    Gold Member

    October 2008
    3,838 Posts
    I hope that everyone who abuses spoiler tags gets permabanned.
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  11. Post #4731
    PHD IN SUCKING DICK
    kitteh-nator's Avatar
    June 2008
    7,040 Posts
    Wait, which timer means what now?

    I see on counting down from 32:05 and one that is now on 64:32.
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  12. Post #4732
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    Fhux's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,677 Posts
    Woo, AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAa moved up again, it's at 58.86% now.
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  13. Post #4733
    Meatpuppet's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,696 Posts
    AAA will be finished by tonight
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  14. Post #4734
    Ghost_Zero's Avatar
    May 2008
    347 Posts
    I'm sure Valve is still controlling this.

    Remember TF2's engineer update, "and as soon as all the golden wrenches are found, the update will be released"? And then we found out all the golden wrenches were on timers to make sure the update was released at a set time?

    Yeah.
    I don't think so.

    In fact, I don't see how that can be used as an argument at all, that's an entirely different event.
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  15. Post #4735
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    Fhux's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,677 Posts
    AAA will be finished by tonight
    When does tonight end?
    Because in thirty minutes it's midnight here.
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  16. Post #4736

    August 2010
    547 Posts
    Funny how you're DUMB and you're getting loads of DUMBS. Geddit?
    Yeah!

    Edited:

    I hope that everyone who abuses spoiler tags gets permabanned.
    *gets to editing posts*

    Edited:

    A dumb already :(
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  17. Post #4737
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    jlj1's Avatar
    May 2008
    3,632 Posts
    Reposting this 'cause no one seems to be using it

    Code:
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    Paste that in the URL of the @home page once it's loaded
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  18. Post #4738
    We're made of star-stuff
    LarparNar's Avatar
    February 2009
    10,253 Posts
    A dumb already :(
    Stop worrying about it.
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  19. Post #4739
    Takuat's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,173 Posts
    I know it's been said before but we are rocketing through AAAAAAA! 59% already.
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  20. Post #4740
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    17,096 Posts
    This thread is doing fucking Iron Man numbers.
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  21. Post #4741
    Gold Member
    Fhux's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,677 Posts
    Gamingmasters says that AAAA goes up with only 2% every hour, and that it's 20 hours left until it's completed :saddowns:
    That can't be true, can it?
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  22. Post #4742

    August 2010
    547 Posts
    I know it's been said before but we are rocketing through AAAAAAA! 59% already.
    We may get something done by the time I wake up!

    Edited:

    Stop worrying about it.
    K.
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  23. Post #4743
    I spent 10$ and all i got was this lousy title.
    gazzy_GUI's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,233 Posts
    :gonk: I give up on Defence grid, no matter what i do i always get 3 cores taken and it reduces my score just under silver.
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  24. Post #4744
    SyntheCypher's Avatar
    April 2010
    109 Posts
    Bring on v4...
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  25. Post #4745
    Gold Member
    Alyx Zark's Avatar
    October 2007
    3,058 Posts
    I'm sure Valve is still controlling this.

    Remember TF2's engineer update, "and as soon as all the golden wrenches are found, the update will be released"? And then we found out all the golden wrenches were on timers to make sure the update was released at a set time?
    Yeah.
    That's kinda what I tried to say. We're not earning 300 potatoes a minute anymore. I'm sorry. Valve is doing that factor.
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  26. Post #4746
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    Psycho_Shadow's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,758 Posts
    Reposting this 'cause no one seems to be using it

    Code:
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    Paste that in the URL of the @home page once it's loaded
    Whoa, according to that we have just 2 hours left at the current rate for AaAaAAA
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  27. Post #4747
    Being Nice to people gave me this shitty title
    Plattack's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,621 Posts
    :gonk: I give up on Defence grid, no matter what i do i always get 3 cores taken and it reduces my score just under silver.
    Hit backspace if they get by and you haven't killed them. Upgrade your stuff in the spot they broke by.
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  28. Post #4748
    Gold Member
    Zeos's Avatar
    June 2006
    11,449 Posts
    :gonk: I give up on Defence grid, no matter what i do i always get 3 cores taken and it reduces my score just under silver.
    There is a really awesome tutorial on the wiki. It will work on any difficulty.
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  29. Post #4749
    Takuat's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,173 Posts
    Whoa, according to that we have just 2 hours left at the current rate for AaAaAAA
    It wouldn't surprise me at this rate.
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  30. Post #4750
    Gold Member
    Saxon's Avatar
    August 2006
    4,171 Posts
    For what ever reason the growth percentage per hour is only 1.3% despite last night it hitting 1.5% last night with less players.
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  31. Post #4751
    Gold Member
    Exilion06's Avatar
    March 2006
    1,687 Posts
    There is a really awesome tutorial on the wiki. It will work on any difficulty.
    There should also be a save file on the wiki for those who really can't do it.
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  32. Post #4752
    I spent 10$ and all i got was this lousy title.
    gazzy_GUI's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,233 Posts
    There is a really awesome tutorial on the wiki. It will work on any difficulty.
    Yeah, that's the one that got my 6 cores taken.

    My own strategy even failed cause some dickish mob got lucky and escaped with 3.
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  33. Post #4753
    Meatpuppet's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,696 Posts
    a wild X appears before the potato counter
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  34. Post #4754
    The King Of Zing
    minilandstan's Avatar
    September 2009
    14,900 Posts
    Do you think they were supposed to take 5 hours off, not 50 minutes?
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  35. Post #4755
    Gold Member
    Jojje's Avatar
    January 2005
    5,577 Posts
    aaaaaaaaaaaaa climbing at a steady 2% rate. it'll be done in about 19 hours apparently
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  36. Post #4756
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    17,004 Posts
    Pro tip: If you are curious and you want to check if is a REAL spoiler, don't click it. Just pass the mouse with the LMB and check the first letters.
    I did that on an earlier spoiler tag and, against my conscious will, instantly figured out what the rest of the word was.


    Fucking brain.
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  37. Post #4757
    TysonQ7's Avatar
    April 2011
    92 Posts
    11k more potatoes.

    ALSO

    I seriously believe refreshing is needed. Do it anyway.
    At each hour maybe?
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  38. Post #4758
    Gold Member

    February 2008
    5,015 Posts
    Yeah, that's the one that got my 6 cores taken.

    My own strategy even failed cause some dickish mob got lucky and escaped with 3.
    Just as a reminder you can press the backspace button to go to an earlier save if that happens.
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  39. Post #4759
    I spent 10$ and all i got was this lousy title.
    gazzy_GUI's Avatar
    June 2008
    5,233 Posts
    Well shit, i never knew that.
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  40. Post #4760
    naskoteen's Avatar
    June 2010
    53 Posts
    Do you think they were supposed to take 5 hours off, not 50 minutes?




    I think explosm have been slacking off
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