1. Post #1
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    Pawnstick's Avatar
    January 2005
    759 Posts

    Official website: http://ssnat.com/

    WHAT IS SCHOOL SHOOTER?

    School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 is an upcoming Source modification, developed by Checkerboarded Studios in association with METOKUR.

    You play as a disgruntled student fed up with something or other (We’re not exactly sure), who after researching multiple school shooting martyrs, decides to become the best school shooter ever. You must arm yourself with the same weapons as a previous school shooter, including Eric Harris’ TEC-9, Dylan Klebold’s sawn-off shotgun, Seung-Hui Cho’s akimbo pistols, and Nevada-Tan’s… Box cutter? The possibilities are endless! You are free to do whatever you want (So long as it involves shooting people in a school).

    We are a small team of people who are absolutely dedicated to bringing you – the player – the best school shooting experience an angsty little shit as yourself could ever experience. Because of that, we have included contributions from various Half-Life 2 modders such as [NAME REDACTED] of [COMPANY REDACTED], as well as [NAME REDACTED]. We would also like to mention how much [NAME REDACTED] has helped us with various things such as [INFORMATION FORTHCOMING].

    WHAT COOL THINGS ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE IN THIS MOD?
    [list][*]6 amazingly realistic maps with cool features such as high dynamic range, and scores of students for you to shoot at while they run away.[*]A point system that tracks every horrible and vengeful murder that you commit. Bonuses for things such as headshots, the difficulty level thatyou play on, what your health is, and how cool you are in real life.[*]A weapon loadout system that derives from 4 real life spree killers.[*]A round timer system that allocates 5 minutes for you to try and perfect the art of spree killing. Mutations that build on this core system will be included, such as a survival gamemode[*]Music that sounds a lot like the music specific school shooters (Their names rhyme with Shmylan and Shmeric) were thought to be influenced by.[*]Developer commentary (NOTE: Developers actual voices will be masked in order to protect them from potential backlash).[*]At the end of each level, you’ll be able to commit suicide! You’ll be treated to a fine first person animation of you using your selected weapon to take your own life after spouting a hilarious one liner.[/list]
    WHEN WILL SCHOOL SHOOTER BE RELEASED?

    Does it look like I fucking know? Right now we’re hard at work trying to create the most realistic student slaughtering modification ever made, which takes some time, so keep on checking our site every couple of minutes to see if it’s released.

    WHAT WILL I NEED IN ORDER TO PLAY, AND IS IT REALLY FREE?

    School Shooter will require, at least a game that comes with the Source SDK Base, and we’re hoping to have as much custom content to not require anything else besides that.
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  2. Post #2
    YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME
    The Genie's Avatar
    August 2006
    10,017 Posts
    Oh. It's this again
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  3. Post #3
    Dennab
    March 2008
    734 Posts
    Oh boy! This is going to be good.
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  4. Post #4
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    Wasn't this dropped because Jack Thompson or someone else was making a hissy fit against Valve?
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  5. Post #5
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    Smasher 006's Avatar
    September 2009
    4,849 Posts
    Wasn't this dropped because Jack Thompson or someone else was making a hissy fit against Valve?
    It was only taken down on moddb.
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  6. Post #6
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    Pawnstick's Avatar
    January 2005
    759 Posts
    Wasn't this dropped because Jack Thompson or someone else was making a hissy fit against Valve?
    yes it was dropped that's why the creator is making a thread about it
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  7. Post #7
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    Chrille's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,418 Posts
    Wasn't this dropped because Jack Thompson or someone else was making a hissy fit against Valve?
    No. And Jack Thompson is a rambling retard (stating the obvious, but he pisses me off).
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  8. Post #8
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    TheWhiteFox1's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,147 Posts
    Will the models be based off of students actually killed in some school shootings?
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  9. Post #9
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    The Inzuki's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,584 Posts
    Can we customize some of the students to look like people we hate?
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  10. Post #10
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    JLea's Avatar
    June 2007
    5,410 Posts
    Pawnstick how much hate mail did you get after this made the press rounds
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  11. Post #11
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    Wormy's Avatar
    July 2010
    8,009 Posts
    Aw, the download button wont work. I want it now, oh well.

  12. Post #12
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    Dennab
    August 2005
    12,791 Posts
    yes it was dropped that's why the creator is making a thread about it
    :colbert:
    Piracy is illegal, yet it still exists right?
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  13. Post #13
    I am no one's bitch now! AHAHA!
    robotman5's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,101 Posts
    oh this game again. when do you expect to release a demo?
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  14. Post #14
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,574 Posts
    I felt really angry at people at school, but I couldn't take out my anger playing School Shooter 2012 because it was taken off of ModDB. Thanks for putting it back up!
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  15. Post #15
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    legolover122's Avatar
    June 2010
    14,620 Posts
    and now we wait for the soccer moms to make a big deal about this
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  16. Post #16
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    19,315 Posts
    this is going to be better than JFK reloaded
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  17. Post #17
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    Ninja Duck's Avatar
    July 2010
    11,945 Posts
    Can we customize some of the students to look like people we hate?
    Jack Thompson Shooter: North American Tour 2012
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  18. Post #18
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    August 2010
    932 Posts
    Make Jack(ass) Thompson the final boss.
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  19. Post #19
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,781 Posts
    I can't wait for this, they may be trolling but they're trolls with a point.
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  20. Post #20
    zonbie's Avatar
    August 2010
    213 Posts
    jack Thompson should be a playable character, and he should have godly vaporization powers and spout Duke-Nukem-style one liners.

    "Where's your god now?"
    "I hate being right all the time."
    "I am the ultimate murder simulator."
    "It's time to kick ass and play video games...and I'm all out of video games."
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  21. Post #21
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    needs columbine map and co-operative slaughtering
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  22. Post #22
    Freekkiller7's Avatar
    December 2008
    363 Posts
    Can we customize some of the students to look like people we hate?
    Change models to teachers from <school name here>.

    Revenge motherfuckers :pcgaming:
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  23. Post #23
    I regularly throw pity parties.
    A B.A. Survivor's Avatar
    August 2010
    12,233 Posts
    "It's time to kick ass and play video games...and I'm all out of video games."
    It's time to kick ass and perform unneeded litigation concerning topics nobody really understands but attempt to control... and I'm all out of unneeded litigation concerning topics nobody really understands but attempt to control.
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  24. Post #24
    SFC3's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,629 Posts
    Can I put this in the troll mod database?
    Yes - Agree button
    No - Disagree button
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  25. Post #25
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    April 2005
    576 Posts
    Why would you when it isn't a troll mod :|?
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  26. Post #26
    I am no one's bitch now! AHAHA!
    robotman5's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,101 Posts
    Can I put this in the troll mod database?
    Yes - Agree button
    No - Disagree button
    but it's not a troll mod...
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  27. Post #27
    zonbie's Avatar
    August 2010
    213 Posts
    Can I put this in the troll mod database?
    Yes - Agree button
    No - Disagree button
    Link me to troll mod database, please...
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  28. Post #28
    Dennab
    March 2010
    1,625 Posts
    Looks fun, should be able to vent some aggresion on this.
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  29. Post #29
    LightSwitchRave's Avatar
    December 2009
    304 Posts
    So Nevada-tan's boxcutter is probably going to be the best thing since sliced bread... or boxes. Anyways, glad to see that this mod's still going. It'll be great for releasing pressure.
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  30. Post #30
    NATURALLY WIRED TO HAVE SEX WITH KIDS
    Rubs10's Avatar
    June 2007
    8,713 Posts
    I can't wait to play this. The mailbag on your site is great.
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  31. Post #31
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    Pawnstick's Avatar
    January 2005
    759 Posts
    Pawnstick how much hate mail did you get after this made the press rounds
    I've gotten like 80 emails from people at virgina tech
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  32. Post #32
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    Ekalektik_1's Avatar
    September 2008
    5,922 Posts
    I've gotten like 80 emails from people at virgina tech
    Well, you've certainly gotten a lot of publicity for this. Now, I'm curious, do you get extra points for fighting police if/when they show up to arrest you?
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  33. Post #33
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,574 Posts
    Will the sequel "Bitchy Soccer Mom Emails Everyone Thinking They Can Change People's Minds: Source" be released soon?
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  34. Post #34
    Ninjarooster's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,900 Posts
    I thought this was canceled.
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  35. Post #35
    A cardboard cut-out of a man.
    Mac2468's Avatar
    March 2007
    13,603 Posts
    After X amount of time the swat team should storm the school.
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  36. Post #36
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    February 2009
    2,291 Posts
    Wow.

    Douchebag.
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  37. Post #37
    jason3232's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,617 Posts
    After X amount of time the swat team should storm the school.
    and kill everybody in the school.
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  38. Post #38
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    Computrix's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,302 Posts
    The mailbag on the site is good for a laugh. They don't realize this is just a game.
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  39. Post #39
    Cow Muffins's Avatar
    August 2009
    406 Posts
    I just thought you should know that there is a facebook group that is trying to get you to not make this: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=161880420538451
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  40. Post #40
    killover's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,422 Posts
    and now we wait for the soccer moms to make a big deal about this
    Already happened.
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