1. Post #121
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    Zethiwag's Avatar
    February 2009
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    I love bad shit like this
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  2. Post #122
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    Dennab
    July 2008
    17,590 Posts
    He got a girlfriend and a longer-working job, if I recall.
    what a shithead, he can't live his life while he's supposed to be entertaining the internet
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  3. Post #123
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    January 2007
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    these are fucking hilarious
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  4. Post #124
    Hi Jo
    Jo The Shmo's Avatar
    February 2009
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    I admit I smirked at this one.
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  5. Post #125
    ElGrego's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,507 Posts
    Lame ass comics, but they're funny if you compare them to Dane Cook.
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  6. Post #126
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    June 2005
    4,783 Posts
    Lame ass comics, but they're funny if you compare them to Dane Cook.
    Setting an orphanage on fire is funny compared to Dane Cook.
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  7. Post #127
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    3,379 Posts
    Setting an orphanage on fire is funny compared to Dane Cook.
    Better idea, we should set these comics on fire
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  8. Post #128
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    August 2009
    15,327 Posts
    Better idea, we should set these comics on fire
    Everyone burn your computers.
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  9. Post #129
    I once worked at a sperm bank, the food was terrible
    The Baconator's Avatar
    April 2011
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    I love this thread :downsbravo:
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  10. Post #130
    Ryuken's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,512 Posts


    oh dear lord...
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  11. Post #131
    As a wise man once said: Never ask Fatfatfatty for computer advice
    Fatfatfatty's Avatar
    March 2009
    12,598 Posts
    About as funny as asdfmovie
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  12. Post #132
    GAYLORD
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    June 2005
    14,584 Posts

    "Cheap Chinese Food Phenomenon"





    this is actually true
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  13. Post #133
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    April 2005
    4,790 Posts
    About as funny as asdfmovie
    I think this is funnier.

    I actually kind of liked the 'thick skinned' comic
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  14. Post #134
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    July 2006
    1,351 Posts
    It's unbelievable how tasteless and unfunny these things are; it's like they try to be unfunny.
    You've just described; american people.
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  15. Post #135
    Well I laughed from the sheer awfulness of them, so he's doing better than usaokay currently.

    seriously that servers comic strip was so unfunny it took years off my life
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  16. Post #136
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    November 2010
    1,263 Posts


    oh dear lord...
    Is that a big cow or a small person
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  17. Post #137
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    September 2005
    3,877 Posts
    Is that a big cow or a small person
    what is perspective
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  18. Post #138
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    October 2008
    3,594 Posts
    Hehehe.

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  19. Post #139
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    February 2011
    7,785 Posts
    Oh yeah, that's the shit right there.

    That shit looks so much like Penny Arcade.

    Edited:

    Taco? I thought it was a lemon?

       I don't care what it is. Let's just invent a combustible lemon that burns this guy's house down.   
    Possible Spoilers
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  20. Post #140
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    KingKombat's Avatar
    April 2009
    11,206 Posts
    This is the kinda shit I'd expect the kids in my Photoshop class to make

    Unfunny tryhard comics
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  21. Post #141
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    October 2010
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    I admit I smirked at this one.
    That's the same person as in the hungry hungry hippo comic on page one. They're not even trying!
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  22. Post #142
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    SNNS-SEAN's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,688 Posts
    About as funny as asdfmovie
    This isn't nearly as funny as salad-punching.
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  23. Post #143
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    booster's Avatar
    July 2006
    20,770 Posts
    About as funny as an Adam Sandler movie.
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  24. Post #144
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    March 2011
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    The mcdonald one was mildly funny.
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  25. Post #145
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    Blooper Reel's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,311 Posts
    Atleast it's not Billy the Herectic.

    Or Shredded Moose.

    Or any bad webomic, really. Atleast they try to make jokes at times.
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  26. Post #146
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    April 2011
    301 Posts
    Dear FacePunch community,

    Hi, my name is Jasper. I'm co-founder of Spicy Tornado, a funny webcomic my brother and I recently launched. I found a link to this thread by checking my statistics. When I saw that I had a few hundred hits from a random site I had never heard of, I experienced a feeling of utter delight. Excited, I nuked a ham and cheese hot pocket, sat back down and clicked on the link.

    It was not what I expected at all. Honestly, I was initially mortified. How could something my brother and I put our blood, sweat and tears into be so hated? How could something that made my mom giggle for minutes on end be compared to "watching grass grow"? I'm man enough to admit that I shed a few tears. I mean, I quit my job two months ago to focus on Spicy Tornado full-time. This criticism hit me like a wooden bat.

    After my initial shock, I momentarily held on to my composure, but when my brother and I received literally 7 separate hate-filled emails (some of which my big brother responded to), I lost it. I drove directly to AppleBee's and downed three glasses of Chardonnay in literally 45 minutes. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I got kind of drunk and started sobbing at the bar. I called my mom and told her everything. Every little snide comment you guys threw my way. Every mean-spirited re-imagining of my comic... I mean, who thought it would be funny to take my characters taco away? That's just silly. She theorized that you guys are just a bunch of pseudo-intellectual reptiles with nothing better to do than to bash a really original, funny comic. I don't remember much else from the night as I passed out as soon as my mom came to pick me up.

    The next day I met with my spiritual leader. I felt a little better about everything after a solid slumber, but still felt I needed some clarity. He told me to take the high road and just take it all for what it is-- a critique. He explained that no two people have the same exact sense of humor, and told me that if I keep at it, I'll find my audience. I did show him my cartoons and he did say they seem a little juvenile. I really feel like he put everything into perspective.

    I'm glad you guys were able to give me some feedback, and I'm sorry that I cried over it... I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a comic. I wish you all the best of luck in any endeavor you choose to pursue. I hope you are all having an amazing Easter. Maybe I'll stick around this forum, you guys do seem sort of fun. (Though the guy that claims I gave him cancer needs to read an encyclopedia.)

    Much love,

    Jasper
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  27. Post #147
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    Dear FacePunch community,

    Hi, my name is Jasper. I'm co-founder of Spicy Tornado, a funny webcomic my brother and I recently launched. I found a link to this thread by checking my statistics. When I saw that I had a few hundred hits from a random site I had never heard of, I experienced a feeling of utter delight. Excited, I nuked a ham and cheese hot pocket, sat back down and clicked on the link.

    It was not what I expected at all. Honestly, I was initially mortified. How could something my brother and I put our blood, sweat and tears into be so hated? How could something that made my mom giggle for minutes on end be compared to "watching grass grow"? I'm man enough to admit that I shed a few tears. I mean, I quit my job two months ago to focus on Spicy Tornado full-time. This criticism hit me like a wooden bat.

    After my initial shock, I momentarily held on to my composure, but when my brother and I received literally 7 separate hate-filled emails (some of which my big brother responded to), I lost it. I drove directly to AppleBee's and downed three glasses of Chardonnay in literally 45 minutes. I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I got kind of drunk and started sobbing at the bar. I called my mom and told her everything. Every little snide comment you guys threw my way. Every mean-spirited re-imagining of my comic... I mean, who thought it would be funny to take my characters taco away? That's just silly. She theorized that you guys are just a bunch of pseudo-intellectual reptiles with nothing better to do than to bash a really original, funny comic. I don't remember much else from the night as I passed out as soon as my mom came to pick me up.

    The next day I met with my spiritual leader. I felt a little better about everything after a solid slumber, but still felt I needed some clarity. He told me to take the high road and just take it all for what it is-- a critique. He explained that no two people have the same exact sense of humor, and told me that if I keep at it, I'll find my audience. I did show him my cartoons and he did say they seem a little juvenile. I really feel like he put everything into perspective.

    I'm glad you guys were able to give me some feedback, and I'm sorry that I cried over it... I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a comic. I wish you all the best of luck in any endeavor you choose to pursue. I hope you are all having an amazing Easter. Maybe I'll stick around this forum, you guys do seem sort of fun. (Though the guy that claims I gave him cancer needs to read an encyclopedia.)

    Much love,

    Jasper
    oh my god i never fucking expected this holy shit ahahahaha

    if you're legit how can you be so serious about these comics they are awful
    i really thought they were made to be bad at first
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  28. Post #148
    Mr.SpicyTornado's Avatar
    April 2011
    301 Posts
    holy shit oh my god i never fucking expected this holy shit ahahahaha

    oh my god if you're legit how can you be so serious about these comics they are awful
    I respect your opinion, but I've shown my comic to many of my family members and a two of my friends and they all laughed pretty hard. Maybe Spicy Tornado isn't your cup of tea, but a lot of people like it.

    Best,

    Jasper.
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  29. Post #149
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    I respect your opinion, but I've shown my comic to many of my family members and a two of my friends and they all laughed pretty hard. Maybe Spicy Tornado isn't your cup of tea, but a lot of people like it.

    Best,

    Jasper.
    you showed it to your fucking mom who "giggled for minutes on end"
    and when we said "you know, we don't like these" you went to fucking applebee's and got drunk and had your mom come pick you up
    i'm sorry but this is just, wow if you're not trolling you've got to be really really naive a kid to think we'd believe this
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  30. Post #150
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    April 2011
    301 Posts
    Dachande,

    I had a really bad day, and yes, that's how I dealt with my anger. I feel very strongly that driving drunk is extremely stupid, so I had my mom pick me up.

    What is trolling? And why is it so hard to believe my mom would think my comic is funny? You seriously don't make a whole lot of sense.
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  31. Post #151
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    July 2010
    687 Posts
    I respect your opinion, but I've shown my comic to many of my family members and a two of my friends and they all laughed pretty hard. Maybe Spicy Tornado isn't your cup of tea, but a lot of people like it.

    Best,

    Jasper.
    Don't sign your posts, it makes you look like a douche.

    With love

    alphatwo.
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  32. Post #152
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    Dachande,

    I had a really bad day, and yes, that's how I dealt with my anger. I feel very strongly that driving drunk is extremely stupid, so I had my mom pick me up.
    it's not the call mom come pick me up thing, i did that all the time when i was still living at my parents

    i'm having a hard time believing you got wasted at an applebee's over

    this
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  33. Post #153
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    April 2011
    301 Posts
    Alphatwo,

    You said it makes you look like a douche and then signed your name. Hypocritical much?
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  34. Post #154
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    April 2011
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    Dachande,

    I had a really bad day, and yes, that's how I dealt with my anger. I feel very strongly that driving drunk is extremely stupid, so I had my mom pick me up.
    Woah, are you a troll or actually the guy who made these comics? Also, you just have to focus on more mature humor if you want to continue. I find the artstyle funny and a bit childish.
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  35. Post #155
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    Alphatwo,

    You said it makes you look like a douche and then signed your name. Hypocritical much?
    It was satire. And to be honest not all of your comics are bad. Work on the graphics.
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  36. Post #156
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    April 2011
    301 Posts
    it's not the call mom come pick me up thing, i did that all the time when i was still living at my parents

    i'm having a hard time believing you got wasted at an applebee's over

    this
    Well, honestly... my comic means a lot to me. I realize it was stupid to get so riled up over some criticism over my comic. I'm trying to grow as a person everyday, and in the future I hope I can act more maturely.

    Edited:

    Woah, are you a troll or actually the guy who made these comics? Also, you just have to focus on more mature humor if you want to continue. I find the artstyle funny and a bit childish.
    I make all these comics with my brother. I appreciate the feedback. I am going to try to make my comics a little more sophisticated in the future and I think you guys helped open my eyes to that.
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  37. Post #157
    alphatwo's Avatar
    July 2010
    687 Posts
    Alphatwo,

    You said it makes you look like a douche and then signed your name. Hypocritical much?
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  38. Post #158
    Mr.SpicyTornado's Avatar
    April 2011
    301 Posts
    It was satire. And to be honest not all of your comics are bad. Work on the graphics.
    Sorry, sometimes I don't get sarcasm/satire when it's typed as opposed to in person. And I appreciate that you don't think all my comics are bad. :)
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  39. Post #159
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    Well, honestly... my comic means a lot to me. I realize it was stupid to get so riled up over some criticism over my comic. I'm trying to grow as a person everyday, and in the future I hope I can act more maturely.

    Edited:



    I make all these comics with my brother. I appreciate the feedback. I am going to try to make my comics a little more sophisticated in the future and I think you guys helped open my eyes to that.
    How old are you anyway?
    Seems a bit childish to hold internet comics that close to your heart doesn't it?
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  40. Post #160
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    June 2010
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    I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
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