1. Post #241
    acidcj's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,000 Posts
    Are there any ads on the webpage? (Because I don't see any, and without ads how do you make money?)
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  2. Post #242
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    Are there any ads on the webpage? (Because I don't see any, and without ads how do you make money?)
    the donations he refuses??
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  3. Post #243
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    March 2011
    4,592 Posts
    Are there any ads on the webpage? (Because I don't see any, and without ads how do you make money?)
    shhh!! Make him live with his mom for eternity!
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  4. Post #244
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    August 2009
    8,242 Posts
    This thread is... beautiful.
    I shed a manly tear at this beautiful work of art. I can feel it in all five senses, I see the glory, feel it, hear it in my mind, smell the shit, and taste the poo.
    I thank you for moving me so much Mr. Spicytornado. I really do.
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  5. Post #245
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    May 2009
    5,719 Posts
    Hey guys,

    I'm not sure why some doubted my legitimacy, but in order to show everyone I really am the co-founder of SpicyTornado.com, I created a new comic. I must say, it was really cathartic.

    Here is my new comic:

    http://spicytornado.com/facepunch

    I'm running late for Easter dinner, but I look forward to chatting with you all in the coming days.

    Best,

    Jasper

    thread of the year 2011
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  6. Post #246
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    Hello, Facepunch. I am the mother of 69105.

    He has shown me this so-called thread and comic that he and his brother have been working very, very hard on and I will say that I am absolutely appalled by your rude, snide and hurtful reaction. Why would u be so cruel to innocent, childlike comics devoted entirely to killing time? I just want all of you to know that my eldest son had to borrow $30 from me to go to AppleBees, his favorite place to recover from his Aspergers Syndrome metldowns and he has yet to pay me back. That is $30 dollars that can no longer go to groceries, and I am on a fixed income. My two children do not have the social capacity to work and were hoping to use SpicyTornado as an outlet to generate income on their own. You have shattered that dream and now my two children have no idea what they should do with the $250 down-payment placed on the domain and bandwidth of the site.

    You, Facepunch, should be ashamed of yourself and should apologize promptly, if not spend all of your recreational time helping SpicyTornado become the masterpiece my two sons want it to be.

    And again; thank you for ruining their Easter.

    Sincerely

    -Martha
    martha,
    lets sit down and have a seat.
    tell me how you really feel about this. my opinions are not biased at all, infact some of these racially-intolerant incest-enabling comics have made me laugh. but i am interested in knowing how you really feel about facepunch. i would also like to know how their homelife is. intolerance starts at home. i suggest you help us help your children to a better life.
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  7. Post #247
    Oh my god, thread of the fucking year. Many lulz are to be had.


    Moving on.


    Seriously? They are bad. I don't really care much about the art, but the jokes are bad. Some are OK, the segway one with the old man got a chuckle out of me.
    And in regards to that comic with Yoda, the one with the possible connection between incest and stupid faces: Bravo if you intended for that, that was clever.
    And your "About" section was pretty funny, too.
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  8. Post #248
    Has volunteered for dissection because the doctor is cute
    Tomo Takino's Avatar
    May 2009
    20,225 Posts
    This just too awesome to be real.
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  9. Post #249
    YOU ARE DUMB AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
    69105's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,295 Posts
    [h2]Wealth + Taste,

    hi. this is 69105's mother.

    This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.

    Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.

    Thanks, and happy Easter,

    -Martha[/h2]
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  10. Post #250
    acidcj's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,000 Posts
    Wealth + Taste,

    hi. this is 69105's mother.

    This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.

    Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.

    Thanks, and happy Easter,

    -Martha
    Hi Martha, where did you learn to use [h2] tags?
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  11. Post #251
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    May 2009
    5,719 Posts
    Dear Mr. SpicyTornado,

    Please forget all the hate you have been receiving. Your comics are the work of an artist in his prime. I genuinely laughed at several of them.
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  12. Post #252
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    Wealth + Taste,

    hi. this is 69105's mother.

    This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.

    Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.

    Thanks, and happy Easter,

    -Martha
    martha just becuase your children may have problems does not excuse them from the rules that the law has set down. on behalf of facepunch spicey tornado comics are now labled as a hate group for their intolerant, bigot content and inappropriate gestures. i hope you can teach these kids right from wrong and i hope you can provide a better, more tolerant family life than the one that is currently being lived
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  13. Post #253
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    April 2011
    2,073 Posts
    [h2]Wealth + Taste,

    hi. this is 69105's mother.

    This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.

    Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.

    Thanks, and happy Easter,

    -Martha[/h2]
    Judging by your title and what you just posted you found out about [h2]THE BIG FUCKING TEXT[/h2] and
    you must now spam it whenever possible.

    Now, would you kindly :frog:
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  14. Post #254
    SomTervo's Avatar
    October 2010
    587 Posts
    the funniest apart about the Martha post is how she uses Internet Explorer
    kudos to you 69105
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  15. Post #255
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    September 2007
    2,963 Posts
    Hey guys,

    I'm not sure why some doubted my legitimacy, but in order to show everyone I really am the co-founder of SpicyTornado.com, I created a new comic. I must say, it was really cathartic.

    Here is my new comic:

    http://spicytornado.com/facepunch

    I'm running late for Easter dinner, but I look forward to chatting with you all in the coming days.

    Best,

    Jasper
    Well... I stand corrected.

    This thread is officially fucking awesome.
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  16. Post #256
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    3,379 Posts
    Dear Mr. SpicyTornado,

    Please forget all the hate you have been receiving. Your comics are the work of an artist in his prime. I genuinely laughed at several of them.
    Yeah and I genuinely laughed at how shitty they were.
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  17. Post #257
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    May 2009
    5,719 Posts
    69105 is not really the mother.
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  18. Post #258
    SomTervo's Avatar
    October 2010
    587 Posts
    69105 is not really the mother.
    whoa REALLLY???
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  19. Post #259
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    May 2009
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    Yeah and I genuinely laughed at how shitty they were.
    I'm completely serious, some of them were pretty funny. The artwork helped them become funnier, but the Gmail comic and the guy on the Segway making fun of the senior were pretty funny.
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  20. Post #260
    SomTervo's Avatar
    October 2010
    587 Posts
    no way

    automerge
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  21. Post #261
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    May 2009
    5,719 Posts
    whoa REALLLY???
    Really.
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  22. Post #262
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    March 2011
    4,592 Posts


    Please, think of the poor comics. They don't deserve this.
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  23. Post #263
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    December 2007
    2,048 Posts
    Not going to lie I laughed at the "play perma-dead" one
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  24. Post #264
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    February 2008
    2,567 Posts
    Welp we have another legendary thread.

    Is there a list of these things somewhere?
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  25. Post #265
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    May 2008
    3,169 Posts
    Well I'll be damned, he's real
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  26. Post #266
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    Please, think of the poor comics. They don't deserve this.
    you truly are a patriarch of hope
    together we can stop this
    please join us on our
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  27. Post #267
    You know what?

    This could just be an extremely complicated troll scheme. Fuck, he would be a goddamned genius is it were so.
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  28. Post #268
    YOU ARE DUMB AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
    69105's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,295 Posts
    Judging by your title and what you just posted you found out about [h2]THE BIG FUCKING TEXT[/h2] and
    you must now spam it whenever possible.

    Now, would you kindly :frog:





    [h2]see, first the party spy thinks he all jus' a cool guy
    reality, though, jus' seem to bite
    it bite hard and it bite in da rear
    o wait thats just party spy da big ol' queer

    he takes gold and shits all over it
    they call that "shitposting" and he's full of it
    he a terrible person -- an awful player
    i read his posts and think "could this get gayer?"

    but woe is me, it just does
    on top of it all he posts some dumb frog
    "get out" it says, or at least that's the meme
    who uses meme? the party spy -- please

    he all criticizin text size and he criticize my comic
    nigga that shit ain't nice that's just chaotic
    but most of all you hurtin my moms
    who does that? dat faggot does[/h2]
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  29. Post #269
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    January 2010
    2,744 Posts
    [h2]Wealth + Taste,

    hi. this is 69105's mother.

    This is possibly the rudest comment I have ever read before in my life. This is not Facebook; this is Facepunch. I have blocked that Facebook demon Web site from Internet Explorer and forbid my children from going there as I have seen the comments that have surfaced on their accounts. The last thing I want is absolute strangers to start making the same assumptions. They are trying. My two boys want nothing more than to live by themselves on their own rules, but as stated, I am on a fixed income and they do not have the capacity to keep day jobs that require communication.

    Please keep your rude remarks to a minimum. I do not want to have to block facepunch on Internet Explorer, too, because they found out how to get around it and I hate grounding my kids.

    Thanks, and happy Easter,

    -Martha[/h2]
    If you are his mother, why do you let him have that title and avatar?
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  30. Post #270
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    Dennab
    May 2009
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    see, first the party spy thinks he all jus' a cool guy
    reality, though, jus' seem to bite
    it bite hard and it bite in da rear
    o wait thats just party spy da big ol' queer

    he takes gold and shits all over it
    they call that "shitposting" and he's full of it
    he a terrible person -- an awful player
    i read his posts and think "could this get gayer?"

    but woe is me, it just does
    on top of it all he posts some dumb frog
    "get out" it says, or at least that's the meme
    who uses meme? the party spy -- please

    he all criticizin text size and he criticize my comic
    nigga that shit ain't nice that's just chaotic
    but most of all you hurtin my moms
    who does that? dat faggot does
    now i remember why you're my favorite poster
    69105 keep rapping your heart out real talk, forever
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  31. Post #271
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    January 2010
    2,744 Posts
    but most of all you hurtin my [h2]moms[/h2]
    Wait,what?
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  32. Post #272
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    September 2007
    513 Posts
    BEST. THREAD. EVER!!!
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  33. Post #273
    YOU ARE DUMB AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
    69105's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,295 Posts
    now i remember why you're my favorite poster
    69105 keep rapping your heart out real talk, forever

    I don't know -- I think Jasper has me beat.
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  34. Post #274
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    Dennab
    May 2009
    7,354 Posts
    Wait,what?
    slang for mom
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  35. Post #275
    YOU ARE DUMB AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
    69105's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,295 Posts
    Wait,what?
    that's street talk for "mom." think "pops," but "moms." that's just how it is. word. boost mobile.
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  36. Post #276
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    Hey look! The creator.

    I only found this comic giving me a good laugh.


    I think its the faces along with the decent joke that make it. I think you should make more comics like these. Using stupid faces and a not too well thought but funny joke. Using too much thinking making a joke can kill it.

    The segway one was also decent though, but the art kind of ruined it. Improve on that, but keep the ridiculous faces
    I see an avatar opportunity!
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  37. Post #277
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    March 2011
    4,592 Posts

    the truth
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  38. Post #278
    YOU ARE DUMB AND NOBODY LIKES YOU
    69105's Avatar
    January 2010
    6,295 Posts
    the text is shadowed because it's hiding the black hole that is his heart
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  39. Post #279
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    March 2011
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    the text is shadowed because it's hiding the black hole that is his heart
    winrar winrar chicken dinrar

    also, inb4 second retaliation webcomic/ extreme butthurt post from close family
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  40. Post #280
    ~blue 4evr~
    tehMuffinMan's Avatar
    October 2009
    10,782 Posts
    I hope that ode to Facepunch update was a suicide note
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