1. Post #2241
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  2. Post #2242
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  3. Post #2243
    My Friend wrote this review of Portal 2.

    It's soo cringe worthy, That it's somewhat funny.

    Edited:

    [release] [h2]
    Its been along time....how have you been[/h2]

    Portal 2 what a game.Ok i’d like to start off by saying that I dont normally get shocked so when I saw that Valve the creators of the best puzzle game of the year Portal. Brought out another game I thought that it would just be the same...But I was wrong. For people that never played portal it was good. You had Chell a mute lady wearing long fall boots and you had GlaDOS a computerised mocking high pitch invisible”thing”(until you got to the end) and Chell had to run through a series of “tests” throught Aperature Science.

    Vavle took that and made it better.in Portal2you play as Chell again and you wake up 99999- years after the events of Portal Once againg Valve has shocked us beacuse the first character you meet when you wake up is a chatty robot named Wheatly(fig 1) a personality core the first time you hear him you find out just how good the voice acting was amazing and as you progress throught the degrading aperture Science(fig 2) with Wheatly to the surface you go past familleir test changes and past GlaDOSes chamber were you killed her(*spoiler but you wake her*)... The games puzzles are amazing and the new gels are fun and interesting.Coop(2 or more player style gameplay) what do those words mean to you I bet they dont mean two very funny robots being squished and remade at every turn whilst wearing hats and doing Gestures well too bad beacuse thats what Valve thinks it is.Thats right in portal 2 you can play as two robots Atlas and Pbody as you do a coop story line trying to free humans for GlaDOS with yes more tests.

    [/release]
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  4. Post #2244
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    So the game is longer that I though. I'm at the repulsion gel part and the game looks more and more like Half Life. Going up to the surface.
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  5. Post #2245
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    So the game is longer that I though. I'm at the repulsion gel part and the game looks more and more like Half Life. Going up to the surface.
    If i were you id stick clear of the forums until you finish, there might be potential spoilers.
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  6. Post #2246
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    July 2009
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    I actually like Chell in that. It would be interesting to see some characters other than Gordon in the HEV suit.
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  7. Post #2247
    D3N1ZFTW's Avatar
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    I actually like Chell in that. It would be interesting to see some characters other than Gordon in the HEV suit.
        Half-Life Decay characters    
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  8. Post #2248
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    I actually like Chell in that. It would be interesting to see some characters other than Gordon in the HEV suit.

    Other people did wear the suit, just none of the main characters
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  9. Post #2249
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    October 2008
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    Has anyone ever transcribed Science is Fun? I google it and get stuff that barely pertains to Portal 2, other than three videos of the piece.
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  10. Post #2250
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
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    Nice touch still keeping Chell on her tippy-toes.
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  11. Post #2251
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  12. Post #2252
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    So look what ThinkGeek has:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/co...e970/?cpg=163P
    Gels! They don't do anything but look cool, but hey! It's awesome for losers like me!
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  13. Post #2253
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    So look what ThinkGeek has:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/co...e970/?cpg=163P
    Gels! They don't do anything but look cool, but hey! It's awesome for losers like me!
    yeah, too bad their shit is always over priced.
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  14. Post #2254
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
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    That's between 150-180 million dollars.

    Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...ell-net-worth/

    Like he needs any more money.
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  15. Post #2255
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    So look what ThinkGeek has:
    http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/co...e970/?cpg=163P
    Gels! They don't do anything but look cool, but hey! It's awesome for losers like me!
    I bet if you slathered that propulsion gel in a hallway, you'd actually move faster.
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  16. Post #2256
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    That's between 150-180 million dollars.

    Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...ell-net-worth/

    Like he needs any more money.

    Gabe Newell earned this net worth as the CEO of the video game company Valve Corporation which produces wildly popular games like Half-Life and Quake
    Valve absorbs Id. More at 11.
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  17. Post #2257
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    Actually, I believe he earned quite a large amount of that working at Microsoft.
    He said himself that he didn't have to work again if he didn't want to, but he decided to spend it founding Valve.
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  18. Post #2258
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    Valve absorbs Id. More at 11.
    *dies*
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  19. Post #2259
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    That's between 150-180 million dollars.

    Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.

    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...ell-net-worth/

    Like he needs any more money.
    lol. silly businessmen think VALVe made Quake.

    did they?
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  20. Post #2260
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    lol. silly businessmen think VALVe made Quake.

    did they?
    lol. silly Roxerg is uncertain if Valve made Quake or not.
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  21. Post #2261
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    lol. silly Roxerg is uncertain if Valve made Quake or not.
    lol. silly Meatpuppet referenced his post, mockingly.
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  22. Post #2262
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    sorry about off topic but what is with the symbol right by the who is looking at this thread
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  23. Post #2263
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    sorry about off topic but what is with the symbol right by the who is looking at this thread
    it's just two silhouettes?
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  24. Post #2264
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    Actually, I believe he earned quite a large amount of that working at Microsoft.
    He said himself that he didn't have to work again if he didn't want to, but he decided to spend it founding Valve.
    And what a good move that was
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  25. Post #2265
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    lol. silly Roxerg is uncertain if Valve made Quake or not.
    lol. silly Meatpuppet doesn't know that people can't start out as a CEO of a games company and must work for other people first.

    Edited:

    it's just two silhouettes?
    It sometimes does a crazy turning animation, happned to me once.
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  26. Post #2266
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Old

    and new

    Is this degradation or what?
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  27. Post #2267
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    June 2011
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    Old

    and new

    Is this degradation or what?
    I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say.
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  28. Post #2268
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    I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say.
    He is trying to say that the colors were better when portal 2 was first shown.

    Because obviously the shadows have better detail now.
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  29. Post #2269
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Not only colors! Look at the back gound wall, in "beta" it looks more detailed. I don't understand why they removed them.
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  30. Post #2270
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    February 2010
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    Not only colors! Look at the back gound wall, in "beta" it looks more detailed. I don't understand why they removed them.
    I don't know, maybe so it could fit more like a room next to the 4000 degrees Kelvin?



    Or all this detailed crap prevented the player from proceeding?
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  31. Post #2271
    Dennab
    July 2010
    727 Posts
    Part 2

    old

    new


    This is mystery for me
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  32. Post #2272
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    February 2010
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    What version you prefer?
    By colors, I prefer the trailer version. However, the newer one has simplicity, better shadows and     There is nothing you can do to change it.    

    Edited:

    Part 2

    old

    new


    This is mystery for me
    Maybe when Valve was changing the chamber, they forgot to add all this detail.


    Or they didn't want to mess a shitty PC/Xbox/PS3, so they kept everything simple.
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  33. Post #2273
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Goddamn that shitty PC/Xbox/PS3 :(
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  34. Post #2274
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    February 2010
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    Goddamn that shitty PC/Xbox/PS3 :(
    Don't be so sad.


    Make your own versions of the maps, with all of the useless detail you want! :buddy:
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  35. Post #2275
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Don't be so sad.


    Make your own versions of the maps, with all of the useless detail you want! :buddy:
    " useless detail". I think i am only one who interested not only in story and gameplay, but in Design too. sad
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  36. Post #2276
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    February 2010
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    " useless detail". I think i am only one who interested not only in story and gameplay, but in Design too. sad
    Sorry, but do you really think that a few hanging plants are more important than Gameplay, Story, Performance? I understand huge, important, eye-candy detail being taken out, but that's obviously not the case.
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  37. Post #2277
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    It looks pretty with the plants
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  38. Post #2278
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Sorry, but do you really think that a few hanging plants are more important than Gameplay, Story, Performance? I understand huge, important, eye-candy detail being taken out, but that's obviously not the case.
    Well, no sense to continue. We have different views
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  39. Post #2279
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    July 2010
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    Anyone ever been to an eat n park? Its a chain restaurant up here in the northeast. They sell things called smiley cookies, and a friend in the bakery made this for me out of one. :D

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  40. Post #2280
    Dennab
    July 2010
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    Details are not useless thing :D
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