My Friend wrote this review of Portal 2.
It's soo cringe worthy, That it's somewhat funny.
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Portal 2 what a game.Ok i’d like to start off by saying that I dont normally get shocked so when I saw that Valve the creators of the best puzzle game of the year Portal. Brought out another game I thought that it would just be the same...But I was wrong. For people that never played portal it was good. You had Chell a mute lady wearing long fall boots and you had GlaDOS a computerised mocking high pitch invisible”thing”(until you got to the end) and Chell had to run through a series of “tests” throught Aperature Science.
Vavle took that and made it better.in Portal2you play as Chell again and you wake up 99999- years after the events of Portal Once againg Valve has shocked us beacuse the first character you meet when you wake up is a chatty robot named Wheatly(fig 1) a personality core the first time you hear him you find out just how good the voice acting was amazing and as you progress throught the degrading aperture Science(fig 2) with Wheatly to the surface you go past familleir test changes and past GlaDOSes chamber were you killed her(*spoiler but you wake her*)... The games puzzles are amazing and the new gels are fun and interesting.Coop(2 or more player style gameplay) what do those words mean to you I bet they dont mean two very funny robots being squished and remade at every turn whilst wearing hats and doing Gestures well too bad beacuse thats what Valve thinks it is.Thats right in portal 2 you can play as two robots Atlas and Pbody as you do a coop story line trying to free humans for GlaDOS with yes more tests.
So the game is longer that I though. I'm at the repulsion gel part and the game looks more and more like Half Life. Going up to the surface.
Has anyone ever transcribed Science is Fun? I google it and get stuff that barely pertains to Portal 2, other than three videos of the piece.
Wowza, for a puzzle game none the less. That's pretty damn good.
Like he needs any more money.
Actually, I believe he earned quite a large amount of that working at Microsoft.
He said himself that he didn't have to work again if he didn't want to, but he decided to spend it founding Valve.
sorry about off topic but what is with the symbol right by the who is looking at this thread
Is this degradation or what?
Not only colors! Look at the back gound wall, in "beta" it looks more detailed. I don't understand why they removed them.
This is mystery for me
There is nothing you can do to change it.
Or they didn't want to mess a shitty PC/Xbox/PS3, so they kept everything simple.
Goddamn that shitty PC/Xbox/PS3 :(
It looks pretty with the plants
Anyone ever been to an eat n park? Its a chain restaurant up here in the northeast. They sell things called smiley cookies, and a friend in the bakery made this for me out of one. :D
Details are not useless thing :D