1. Post #201
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,845 Posts
    Goose-step through the other shacks, looking for survivors to interrogate.

  2. Post #202
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Ok.Try to see if there is useful shit in the other shacks.

    In the fifth SHACK, there's a TABLE and a RADIO.


    The final SHACK is empty, except from the large WORST KOREAN FLAG spray-painted on the wall.
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  3. Post #203
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    Firefox42's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,556 Posts
    Take the radio, and smear the flag with dirt and blood.

  4. Post #204
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Take the radio.
    Your INVENTORY is full. It is also ILLEGAL CONTRABAND.

    Smear the flag with dirt and blood.

    You do so.


    KIM JONG-IL approves of your vandalism.
    +1 KIM-POINT
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  5. Post #205
    RagamuffinIIII's Avatar
    March 2011
    1,220 Posts
    /kp

  6. Post #206
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    You have 7 KP.
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  7. Post #207
    lordEclipse's Avatar
    June 2011
    284 Posts
    Go and smash the Radio.

  8. Post #208
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    SNNS-SEAN's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,688 Posts
    Go and smash the Radio.
    This, civilians may not own radios in Best Korea.

  9. Post #209
    Skater-punk's Avatar
    June 2011
    443 Posts
    /Bladder

  10. Post #210
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Go and smash the Radio.

    You pick up the RADIO, throw it on the floor and smash it into a PILE OF ELECTRONICS.


    KIM JONG-IL approves of your efforts in removing ILLEGAL CONTRABAND.
    +1 KIM-POINT

    Edited:

    Your BLADDER is at 80%.
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  11. Post #211
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    go back into the other shack and empty the 20% of your bladder on the worst korea flag

  12. Post #212
    Skater-punk's Avatar
    June 2011
    443 Posts
    Pee on worst korea flag then say:That what you deserve,worst korea bastards!!
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  13. Post #213
    lordEclipse's Avatar
    June 2011
    284 Posts
    go back into the other shack and empty the 20% of your bladder on the worst korea flag
    This.

  14. Post #214
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    Mabus's Avatar
    July 2007
    5,143 Posts
    Pick up pile of electronics, combine pile of electronics with charcoal.

  15. Post #215
    Skater-punk's Avatar
    June 2011
    443 Posts
    Our caracter is still feeling pain?

  16. Post #216
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Pee on worst korea flag then say:That what you deserve,worst korea bastards!!
    Your BLADDER is over 50%. Therefore you cannot urinate.

    Edited:

    Pick up pile of electronics, combine pile of electronics with charcoal.
    You need at least 10 KIM-POINTS to COMBINE ITEMS.
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  17. Post #217
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    April 2009
    1,818 Posts
    Smash the table and take one of it's legs as a makeshift club (in case of more Western Koreans)
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  18. Post #218
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    March 2011
    1,220 Posts
    Pick a direction and walk aimlessly, glorious leader will guide your way.
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  19. Post #219
    Skater-punk's Avatar
    June 2011
    443 Posts
    What we can do with 8 KP?

  20. Post #220
    ಥ益ಥ ... Beautiful.
    Kill001's Avatar
    April 2006
    12,082 Posts
    Climb on top of the current shacks and see if there's any landmark besides your own home
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  21. Post #221
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    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Smash the table and take one of it's legs as a makeshift club (in case of more Western Koreans)
    You are a weak and scrawny little man. You cannot use WEAPONS.

    What we can do with 8 KP?
    Once you hit 10 KP you will rank up from PEASANT to WORKER. You will be given a job in a factory and a simple house. There will also be a few other bonuses.

    Edited:

    Climb on top of the current shacks and see if there's any landmark besides your own home

    You climb to the top of a SHACK.


    This is the Ilbanjeog-in Mountain.
    The ROAD you live next to goes over this mountain and continues to PYONGYANG.


    This is a forest to the west of your house.
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  22. Post #222
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    March 2010
    1,907 Posts
    Go to the forest.

  23. Post #223
    SeverePapercut's Avatar
    February 2011
    976 Posts
    go into the forest

  24. Post #224
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    uitham's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,907 Posts
    Or wait, stick your finger in your mouth and puke over the shack to please the glorious leader.

  25. Post #225
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    April 2011
    346 Posts
    Or wait, stick your finger in your mouth and puke over the shack to please the glorious leader.
    wouldn't that just make you hungrier?

  26. Post #226
    lordEclipse's Avatar
    June 2011
    284 Posts
    Go to the Forest.

  27. Post #227
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    Firefox42's Avatar
    April 2010
    1,556 Posts
    /energy

  28. Post #228
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    July 2009
    10,845 Posts
    > Do your best to trash the village. Leave no trace of wretched Worst Korean involvement behind.

  29. Post #229
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    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Go to the Forest.
    go into the forest
    Go to the forest.
    Are you absolutely sure you want to go to the forest right away? It will take at least one day day to get there and it will drain your energy and hunger noticably.
    Your inventory is also full, you might want to drop off the pictures somewhere safe.

  30. Post #230
    lordEclipse's Avatar
    June 2011
    284 Posts
    Fine, How long Would it take To go Too, Over, And Around the mountain?

  31. Post #231
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    17,004 Posts
    Dramatically shout into the sky (in slow motion) "ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG IL!"

    should get a few kim points.

  32. Post #232
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Fine, How long Would it take To go Too, Over, And Around the mountain?
    To: 2 days
    Over: 3 days
    Around: 4 days

    Dramatically shout into the sky (in slow motion) "ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG IL!"

    should get a few kim points.
    Nope. You've already praised Kim once. Doing the same action again won't earn you additional Kimpoints, not even if you praise someone else. I don't want to make it too easy to get Kimpoints.
    And you only got one Kimpoint for praising Kim Jong-il. To get multiple Kimpoints from one action requires much more effort.

  33. Post #233
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    August 2008
    1,688 Posts
    Go over the mountain and head to Pyongyang.

  34. Post #234
    I can buy a title to replace to the one someone bought me
    UnknownDude's Avatar
    December 2007
    4,074 Posts
    Go over the mountain and head to Pyongyang.
    The route to Pyongyang will take over a week on foot, and you wouldn't be allowed in anyway because you are a peasant.

    Start thinking realistically.

  35. Post #235
    I hate US Marines
    Itsjustguy's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,290 Posts
    Get a sharp stick and start tracking down anti-Best Koreans.

  36. Post #236
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    June 2005
    1,373 Posts
    ditch some stuff in your shack then head for that lush forest.

  37. Post #237
    lordEclipse's Avatar
    June 2011
    284 Posts
    Find a stick and Write in the Dirt/Sand/Ground "ALL HAIL OUR GLORIOUS LEADER KIM JONG-IL".
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  38. Post #238
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    August 2008
    1,688 Posts
    Draw a Best Korean flag on the ground, even with your lacking art skills. This area here is in need of more Best Korean flags anyway.

  39. Post #239
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    January 2008
    1,003 Posts
    Shoot SELF in FACE.
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  40. Post #240
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    June 2011
    443 Posts
    Unknowndude,Can you gime us examples of thing that will get us sum' Kp.