1. Post #121
    SonicXV's Avatar
    August 2008
    423 Posts
    Clearly the police are apprehending them! Assist the police.

  2. Post #122
    Gum
    Gum's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,213 Posts
    >Throw your cane at them.

  3. Post #123
    jackattack's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,458 Posts
    They are clearly urinating in an alleyway. Be a gentleman and go join them.

  4. Post #124
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,424 Posts
    gosh do you all want him to die or something

  5. Post #125
    eagleeye64000's Avatar
    June 2010
    857 Posts
    > You're a detective, figure out what is going on.

  6. Post #126
    I love bestiality!
    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    4,832 Posts
    Why look, they're doing healthy exercises.
    Step behind them and join in, you have to keep fit if you want to be a good detective!

  7. Post #127
    Gold Member
    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    10,693 Posts
    gosh do you all want him to die or something
    Die? Dude, we just want him to join in on the party/aerobics exercise/raising of the roof!

  8. Post #128
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,714 Posts
    gosh do you all want him to die or something
    >Obtain spare car from the Detective Depo

    Edited:

    >Actually, don't walk there. Open the in-game shop called the Dectective Depo and spawn a new car
    this won't kill him, he'll get a new car

    car dealerships don't usually murder their new customers

  9. Post #129
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,424 Posts
    But he's already at his destination why would he need a car

  10. Post #130
    red_pharoah's Avatar
    August 2009
    6,761 Posts
    While you're going towards them to inquire, trip over you show laces and roll like a bowling ball into the Hoodlums. You know, Accidentally.

    Edited:

    That or just throw the cane at them.

  11. Post #131
    Gold Member
    waloumi's Avatar
    January 2007
    492 Posts
    Toasting in epic bread.

  12. Post #132
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,424 Posts
    ily waloumi

  13. Post #133
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    krten_2x 4b's Avatar
    December 2008
    3,100 Posts
    Arm yourself

  14. Post #134
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,714 Posts
    But he's already at his destination why would he need a car
    because his old one was stolen and he can make quick get aways if needed. It can also be used to lure out the car theif. Cars are quite useful.

  15. Post #135
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,745 Posts
    its funny that the only good interactive here has absolutely no good suggestions

    >help out younger and more attractive detective members
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  16. Post #136
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    krten_2x 4b's Avatar
    December 2008
    3,100 Posts
    >Call Ted and ask for back-up

  17. Post #137
    red_pharoah's Avatar
    August 2009
    6,761 Posts
    You probably shouldn't get involved in this, leave and head inside the Ice cream shop.

  18. Post #138
    Toastador's Avatar
    November 2010
    680 Posts
    Go buy them some ice cream

  19. Post #139
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,424 Posts
    Oh also I should add that this update may take me some time. Not only is it HUGE but I have like, 6 commissions I should be doing
    Bear with me
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  20. Post #140
    Spudmeister's Avatar
    August 2008
    293 Posts
    You guys should all draw Ted and Albert and Melvin while you wait.

    It's a great timekiller trust me.
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  21. Post #141
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    April 2009
    290 Posts


    You heroically head Outside, and make your way towards y-



    Oh goddamnit someone stole your Car.





    You've finally reached the Ice Cream Shop, and- oh, look! It's your friends Ted and Albert!

    ... What are they Doing?
    Oh god this made me laugh non-stop for at least a minute

  22. Post #142

    July 2011
    3 Posts
    http://i55.tinypic.com/15n2iv8.png

    Edited:

    Also, pretend to be a little old man hobbling by, then feign a heart attack to distract/win over Frankie/his men's sympathies.

  23. Post #143
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,424 Posts
    http://i55.tinypic.com/15n2iv8.png

    Edited:

    Also, pretend to be a little old man hobbling by, then feign a heart attack to distract/win over Frankie/his men's sympathies.
    THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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  24. Post #144
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    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    hobble over there and demand to know why they're loitering, then put them under citizen’s arrest and frisk them
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  25. Post #145
    Gum
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    July 2011
    1,213 Posts
    You guys should all draw Ted and Albert and Melvin while you wait.

    It's a great timekiller trust me.
    I am not proud of myself.
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  26. Post #146
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    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    I've got a fanart delivery for Spud and Rety
    http://filesmelt.com/dl/CCDA.png
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  27. Post #147
    Gold Member

    February 2009
    2,339 Posts
    This could make a great television show, I'm just saying.
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  28. Post #148

    May 2011
    34 Posts
    take your gun and go to help

  29. Post #149
    mars7a's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,579 Posts
    > Go to the building closest to the hulla baloo and ask the person who owns it if you could use their fire escape to inspect without being caught.

  30. Post #150
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    August 2008
    10,925 Posts
    >Go and have a talk to them since clearly they are not in any trouble and might know something about your car.

  31. Post #151
    SUPER DUPER
    Retyuoligkl's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,424 Posts

    You wave to your friends in hopes that they will see you and invite you to play whatever fun game they are playing. They don't respond so you go in for a closer look.

    Oh dear, they weren't playing a game at all! They are actually in lots of danger!

    You come across the stunning realization that you are actually kind of an idiot. But there's not time to think about that now, you need a plan
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  32. Post #152
    red_pharoah's Avatar
    August 2009
    6,761 Posts
    Realize you've slipped on a banana skin and roll into the hoodlums.

  33. Post #153
    eagleeye64000's Avatar
    June 2010
    857 Posts
    > Spend the next 5 hours thinking of a crazy-overdone-over-complicated plan that would never work.
    or
    > Run up to them and act like a crazy confused old man.

  34. Post #154
    stoyan377's Avatar
    October 2010
    298 Posts
    Then go home and post something on Facepunch.

  35. Post #155
    Gold Member
    Denmen707's Avatar
    September 2006
    2,136 Posts
    >Go defend them with your stick or deus ex machina.
    JUST UPDATE.

  36. Post #156
    Gum
    Gum's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,213 Posts
    >hope for a miracle

  37. Post #157
    Gold Member
    imadaman's Avatar
    August 2008
    10,925 Posts
    >Do not hope for a miracle
    >Be a miracle.