1. Post #27001
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    Awesomecaek's Avatar
    January 2009
    21,279 Posts
    Clearly the power of Maid of Life is suicide bombing. Once she dies, she explodes violently, killing everyone in close proximity.
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  2. Post #27002
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    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
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    Clearly the power of Maid of Life is suicide bombing. Once she dies, she explodes violently, killing everyone in close proximity.
    Sure, then 72 virgins
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  3. Post #27003
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    Awesomecaek's Avatar
    January 2009
    21,279 Posts
    Sure, then 72 virgins
    Yeah, she will meet 72 dead Johns in her dream bubble.
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  4. Post #27004
    wait

    Jane what
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  5. Post #27005
    hOnK :o)
    i300's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Shes... alive?
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  6. Post #27006
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    alright what
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  7. Post #27007
    boop
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    July 2009
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    oh
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  8. Post #27008
    Chief Gunnery Sgt. of the SS Shitpost
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    March 2009
    16,263 Posts
    Don't hope... Believe!
    Boredom claims another victim!
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  9. Post #27009
    hOnK :o)
    i300's Avatar
    December 2009
    3,987 Posts
    How'd she get over there? What the hell is going on???
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  10. Post #27010
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    October 2007
    4,002 Posts
    Okay this is some Penn and Teller shit right here.
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  11. Post #27011
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    July 2007
    10,207 Posts
    Yeah, she will meet 72 dead Johns in her dream bubble.
    That must be how Dad can be genetically related to both John and Jane
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  12. Post #27012
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    I knew she was alive!
    No missing eye or arm either!
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  13. Post #27013
    stop sleeping you were just blown up, killed, and blown up again
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  14. Post #27014
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    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
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    How'd she get over there? What the hell is going on???
    The explosion ruse was just a distaction
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  15. Post #27015
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    November 2007
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    called that shit
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  16. Post #27016
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    January 2009
    21,279 Posts
    I don't care what explanation Hussie comes with, I am saying it's bullshit in advance no matter what.
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  17. Post #27017
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    July 2009
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    The explosion was obviously enough to gently caress her to sleep while she flew violently through the air onto that nice spot in the grass over there, completely unharmed.
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  18. Post #27018
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    July 2007
    10,207 Posts
    stop sleeping you were just blown up, killed, and blown up again
    And then she did the lifey thing
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  19. Post #27019
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    January 2009
    21,279 Posts
    If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.
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  20. Post #27020
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    For No Reason's Avatar
    October 2010
    14,215 Posts
    If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.
    Stab stab stab stab boom stab stab
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  21. Post #27021
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    July 2007
    10,207 Posts
    If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.
    Oh my god this is Hussie's master plan

    He can kill her indefinitely
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  22. Post #27022
    HUSSIE WILL BRING HER BACK
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    January 2010
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    Oh my god this is Hussie's master plan

    He can kill her indefinitely
    She's his perfect waifu.
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  23. Post #27023
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    Maybe jane blew up the mailbox to distract dad so she could avoid a STRIFE confrontation.

    Prehaps somthing similer to johns smoke pellets, but like firecrackers or somthing?
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  24. Post #27024
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    July 2007
    10,207 Posts
    She's his perfect waifu.
    she's not fat enough

    Edited:

    Maybe jane blew up the mailbox to distract dad so she could avoid a STRIFE confrontation.

    Prehaps somthing similer to johns smoke pellets, but like firecrackers or somthing?
    Or like a fucking bomb


    there was nothing left of the mailbox
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  25. Post #27025
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    November 2007
    13,562 Posts
    If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.
    Jesus dude I don't think she's all that great either but is Jane really that bad
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  26. Post #27026
    hOnK :o)
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    December 2009
    3,987 Posts
    If her life powers mean that she's going to come back alive every time she dies, I am really looking towards seeing her die over and over and over. That could be really fun.
    Jane != Nepeta
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  27. Post #27027
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    I'm just really curious how the hell she fell asleep.
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  28. Post #27028
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    January 2010
    962 Posts
    It's like a James Bond movie: how's Hussie going to get his way out of this one?
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  29. Post #27029
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    The 'Explosion' was a smoke bomb.......



    Jane is a ninja.
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  30. Post #27030
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    January 2010
    962 Posts
    The 'Explosion' was a smoke bomb.......



    Jane is a ninja.
    That would explain the burning, scorched ground and the incendiary nature of the explosion.
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  31. Post #27031
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    February 2009
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    A narcoleptic ninja
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  32. Post #27032
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    The 'Explosion' was a smoke bomb.......



    Jane is a ninja.
    she also owns a robo-bunny who moves wicked fast.
    let's just put two and two together here.
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  33. Post #27033
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    July 2006
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    HUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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  34. Post #27034
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    June 2010
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    HUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
    Don't make us panic like that.
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  35. Post #27035
    ultimate poster
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    November 2007
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    she also owns a robo-bunny who moves wicked fast.
    let's just put two and two together here.
    lmao wow that's obvious as shit in retrospect
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  36. Post #27036
    dvc
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    That would explain the burning, scorched ground and the incendiary nature of the explosion.
    She obviously swapped herself with a bonfire her dad left running because shes that good.
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  37. Post #27037
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    January 2010
    962 Posts
    Unless that robot has a fucking reaction time measured in microseconds
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  38. Post #27038
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    June 2010
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    News update!
    So we will be getting god tier hoodies with zippers + a restock of the store soon + music album releases will be scaled back to 1 album per 2 months.
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  39. Post #27039
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    November 2007
    13,562 Posts
    Well that sucks

    I rather liked monthly music released
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  40. Post #27040
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    October 2010
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    News update!
    So we will be getting hoodies with zippers + a restock of the store soon.
    Hoodies... With zippers?! Oh fuck.
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