1. Post #1
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    August 2008
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    Before you ask questions here LOOK AT THIS THREAD HERE!
    Keep your Speedtest shit [HERE!]



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    :siren: RULES by daijitsu :siren:
    I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.


    Posts everyone is sick of:

    Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
    "My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
    "Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"

    stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:
    "I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
    "I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
    Daijitsu posted:
    shadowsniper873 posted:
    Okay my turn. The idiot for our school's IT "department" (as they like to call it) gave me an admin account on the school network,(because he is retarded and thinks I wont notice) so I decide to fuck up everyone's files. Since everyone's files show up on the network drive, I delete everything from the word documents and copy and paste "I am a cock sucking fag!" and made every shortcut to a webpage "Rick Rolls" (since we are working on HTML there were about 5 on each account) and I delete all the files on the teachers account and replaced it with porn. So after i do all that shit we couldn't use any computers because "A virus got into the system and now we have to format them" (they format the computers every few weeks)
    And now every student who's files you just destroyed has to re-do their homework IF they have the time, possibly losing valuable information and weeks worth of hard time and effort. Teachers often ignore computer failure and file deletion as 'avoidable' and say you should have backed up your files and it's your own fault for losing it.

    Now we have several students with otherwise good grades getting a massive dent in their records, losing several points on their GPA, potentially losing just enough (depending on the scale of the project you just fucked up 'for the lulz') to be denied future admissions to colleges, universities, jobs, and other high-profile opportunities that required him to get an A in a specialty class, but their final project worth that wonderful 10 to 20% of their final grade just got replaced with the text "I am a cock sucking fag!" and they e-mailed it out to their teacher without looking for such a freak change in their past two months' worth of work.

    Their teacher, outraged by the 'obvious' act of defiance, fails them not only for the paper, but potentially marks them down even further, giving detention or suspending, or outright planting a 0 on their final grade.


    but hey, at least you got a few rickrolls in, right?
    Blind hatred or fanboyism:
    People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
    People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
    "Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
    "PC sucks cuz Mac is better."

    Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.

    It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"

    He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]

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    NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE!
    Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
    Your speed test shit goes [HERE!] and your question shit goes HERE! the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [HERE]
    NO THREAD STEALING (:airquotes:)
    If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]



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  2. Post #2
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    wow im actually feeling bad for linux
    he comes back expecting to have a good reception
    is being unfunny and annoying
    everyone wants him to go away

    i know how thats like guys, it feels bad
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  3. Post #3
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    Wooooo! Scoot and Flak Time!
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  4. Post #4
    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Lets run this shit into the ground, boys!
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  5. Post #5
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    He'll be banned again with the way he's acting.
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    wow im actually feeling bad for linux
    he comes back expecting to have a good reception
    is being unfunny and annoying
    everyone wants him to go away

    i know how thats like guys, it feels bad
    New rule: no bandwagon-hating on LinuX. I think a lot of the hate is just everyone joining in, not people with genuine grievances.
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  7. Post #7
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    He'll be banned again with the way he's acting.
    I give it a day.
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    New rule: no bandwagon-hating on LinuX. I think a lot of the hate is just everyone joining in, not people with genuine grievances.

    I completely agree with this statement. He hasn't been a dick to me before, so why should I be a dick to him?
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    Also, MY TITLE IDEAS WERE MUCH BETTER
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    Fuck yes, thread named after me!
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    Fuck yes, thread named after me!

    Loverboy
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    Wingless is awesome. Also, View my site
    LinuX's Avatar
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    Also, MY TITLE IDEAS WERE MUCH BETTER
    Agreed. Now we're going to get more Flak and Scoot drama.

    Who wants popcorn? I've got buttered or salty.
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  13. Post #13
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    Well, I'm mad at Gman for getting the last post. I ended the 3001st post perfectly...
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    Heh.
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  15. Post #15
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
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    I've never posted here but I feel entitled to because I helped Flak win.
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    SirCrest Sexual Enthusiast
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    Fuck yes, thread named after me!
    ~Casanova~
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  17. Post #17
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    New rule declared by me, "No mentioning Flak's title or anything involving why the thread title is what it is."
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  18. Post #18
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    New rule declared by me, "No mentioning Flak's title or anything involving why the thread title is what it is."
    Why do you love Scoot?
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    Well, I'm mad at Gman for getting the last post. I ended the 3001st post perfectly...
    Don't worry - Seiteki just used his mod powers to post in there.
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    I think it has to do with her being the only female who hasn't rejected being just friends.
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    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
    22,049 Posts
    Oh shit we need content, right?

    My real life friend I talk to frequently on Skype thinks that the built in mic on his Macbook is better than the new headset my friends and I spent weeks saving up to buy him.
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    I love you guys.

    Except you LinuX.
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  23. Post #23
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    Oh shit we need content, right?

    My real life friend I talk to frequently on Skype thinks that the built in mic on his Macbook is better than the new headset my friends and I spent weeks saving up to buy him.

    So? fuck him! Divide the headset up equally with your friends!
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  24. Post #24
    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
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    New rule: no bandwagon-hating on LinuX. I think a lot of the hate is just everyone joining in, not people with genuine grievances.
    I normally don't hate anyone on this forum or gets annoyed easily, but his behavior in the last thread was quite an eye sore to be honest.
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    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
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    Reposting here because Dr Deeps thinks it's a good idea.
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    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
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    7,491 Posts
    Except you LinuX.
    Caught your edit
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    New rule: no bandwagon-hating on LinuX. I think a lot of the hate is just everyone joining in, not people with genuine grievances.
    He got me perma'd so I do have a genuine grievance.

    In the interest of the thread though, and having expressed what I wanted to express, I will drop it from here.

    Also, content, I need one of these:

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    Caught your edit
    I was waiting for a response and/or rating.
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    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
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    He got me perma'd so I do have a genuine grievance.

    In the interest of the thread though, and having expressed what I wanted to express, I will drop it from here.

    Also, content, I need one of these:

    I'm going to get a new title and it's going to be kinda like that.
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    I'm going to get a new title and it's going to be kinda like that.
    Garry's gonna be rich in a short while, because I think CIPWTTKT is going to rebuy you the scoot title.
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    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    Reposting here because Dr Deeps thinks it's a good idea.
    I honestly didn't read it, I just figured you'd want people to see it seeing as you were post like 2997 or 2998.
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  33. Post #33
    Naci's Sidekick
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    Garry's gonna be rich in a short while, because I think CIPWTTKT is going to rebuy you the scoot title.
    Not even spending my money, it's some old Pedo's who thought I was a 16 year old girl.

    Hell, I got $100 in three days.
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  34. Post #34
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    Life of this thread

    Part 1 - Drama from last thread
    Part 2 - Content
    Part 3 - Speedtest
    Part 4 - Content
    Part 5 - Drama
    Part 6 - End

    And some scattered speedtest as usual.
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    December 2007
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    Life of this thread

    Part 1 - Drama from last thread
    Part 2 - Content
    Part 3 - Speedtest
    Part 4 - Content
    Part 5 - Drama
    Part 6 - End

    And some scattered speedtest as usual.
    Well, part 1 is well on it's way!
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  36. Post #36
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    Anyone know where I can get some cheap blue LED lights to put on my desk?
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    Life of this thread

    Part 1 - Drama from last thread
    Part 2 - Content
    Part 3 - Speedtest
    Part 4 - Content
    Part 5 - Drama
    Part 6 - End

    And some scattered speedtest as usual.
    We skipped speedtest and shit in the last thread for the most part.
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  38. Post #38
    CIPWTTKT's Resident Redneck™
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    We skipped speedtest and shit in the last thread for the most part.
    That's actually kind of surprising.
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    Anyone know where I can get some cheap blue LED lights to put on my desk?
    From the store!
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    Life of this thread

    Part 1 - Drama from last thread
    Part 2 - Speedtest
    Part 3 - Drama
    Part 4 - End

    And some scattered speedtest as usual.
    FTFY
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