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Post #41
That's genius!
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While reading this I went ''What the fu-'' out loud.
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If I got murdered I'd want my self put into a bullet and have someone shoot me back at my killer. It sounds dramatic, killing them from the grave.
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What if you missed? I'd feel pretty god damn terrible.
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I still want my casket to be shot into space when I'm dead.
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I'm having myself put into a sword when I die.
Lasts longer and looks almost as cool.
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This is the yank gun culture at its finest.
Edit: No but seriously, this is too far.
Edit2: Even if you thread the ash just like, well ash, then it would be still better to just pour it into the ground as plant food instead of making things that make other people dead even out of your OWN dead.
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When I die, I want my family to put me into a rocket and shoot me into the sun.
I wanna we the first person to do that.
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Win.
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guns don't kill people
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k sure but that is still pretty sick putting guns and ammunition to such a huge role in your life that you or your family wants to make ammunition out of you once your dead. That's my point.
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how badass would that be to kill like ur father's murderer with that, something jason statham would do
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They did this in the book JPod.
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can't you have your remains turned into fireworks?
I'm seriously having trouble deciding if I want to be a bullet or a grand finale
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When I die I want to be used in a fifty caliber machine gun.
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For the money they spent one one bullet with my ashes to avenge their enemies, they could have bought 100 bullets to split them into chunks they could've hidden in my ashes to fool the cops (That they will be shooting, naturally)
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Maybe put all the soldiers that died during a current war into a grenade. Throw "them" at the enemy
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Someone kills your wife, you then get revenge by killing the murderer with a bullet full of her ash!
Sounds like a movie to me!
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I'd be creeped out if I was the one packing dead people into bullets.
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Foreshadowing? I can actually do this now.
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Dude just make sure you leave behind more than a pound of ash when you're roasted so you can do both.
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Now I can have guests over and when I give them a tour around my house, I can point at the ammunition on the mantle and say to them "That's what happens when you track mud into my house".
And then I watch them all check the floor behind them.
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Rednecks.
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No, irrationality does.
That's your point? Wouldn't that be your...hollow-point?
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To keep near to your love one......is the best way....there are a lots of variety of cremation urns....
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Right.
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This is perfect, i've always said I wanted to be shot into a bear or something.
though it would suck if the shooter missed.
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What's with all those periods anyway? Like, do you get payed 1/6th a cent per period :V:
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lol spam bot bumps a year old thread.
At least it was somewhat relevant.
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And then make it in to a bullet!
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But can cremation turn my dead body into something lethal?
No, huh? Yeah, thought so. Stupid robot.
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If you really love your loved ones, why don't you freeze them?
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Hi Ignhelper, which type of cremation ashes urns ....you want...if do not have time...then you can plant a tree for your love one...it is biodegradable urn... otherwise you can use link from where i get take memorial urn for my grandmother....
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Oh shit you could have a 4 gun salute with someones ashes in the bullet. Now that would be going out with a bang.
Edited:
Fuck I should really look at dates.
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Hunter S. Thompson.
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Hey cool, I remember this... bumped by a spambot again, nice.
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"Hey dude, what happened to your grandma?"
"We fired her."
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