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Worried about some strange feeling that comes and goes? Curious why your pinky is going purple? Or what about your stomach growling at you a lot? Post things you find abnormal for your body. It saves you from making a thread and everyone else from posting, "Go see doctor!" or "Go google it!"
Here are some things you should take for consideration:
-Super powers
-Removable cancer by sneezing, burping, farting, pooping, peeing and vomiting.
-Another super power
-*ADDON* Amputations
Rules:
1) This thread is like a medical megathread. Don't post "go google/see doctor." (Like said above)
2) If you are answering someone's question about their "abnormal" issues, quote them please.
3) You cannot really derail the thread unless two people start some kind of medical discussion.
Known Facepunch medical "experts" LOL, yeah..."EXPERTS".
xgman236x
P.S: This thread is an inspiration of JakeAM's thread: http://www.facepunch.com/threads/111...-when-Relaxing
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Regardless of the merits of this thread, I'd advise everyone in here to see a professional if they're really concerned before they let another FP user diagnose them with X/Y/Z/cancer/death.
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you have cancer
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I predict all the guys with self-diagnosed mental illnesses to turn up in a few minutes to start giving advice to everyone. As a general rule of thumb if you think there's something wrong just go to your local GP, it's not that hard.
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Godammit
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I am Superman I don't need medical help
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Until you get shot with kryptonite bullets.
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My dick wont go erect, do I have to amputate it?
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guys help when i see a hot girl my penis goes up
this is srs
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Your penis broke, we have to amputate it.
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you are experiencing a fast growing tumor and you need to amputate immediately
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One of my testicle is larger than the other two.
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help
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You have cancer in your testicles, we have to amputate immediately.
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I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
July 2006
4,316 Postsget out the hatchet
the smallest is the runt of the litter
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I have burger nips, wat do.
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I am a pasty white nerd who gets offended for black people because I have nothing better to do
July 2006
4,316 Postseat them
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But I need them.
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I sweat
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Fucking all the time wtf
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Are you a teenager? If so, that's probably your answer.
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where is my cure for super-aids?
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I get boner when I see men, any cure?
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death
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try committing suicide
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trust me I'm a doctor
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Put them in a bun.
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Stick it in them.
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i have costochondritis, hurts like a bitch sometimes. it also worries me sometimes as it mimics the pain effects of a heart attack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Costochondritis
ie. one minute i'll happily be sitting on my pc, next i'll be in agony thinking i'm having a heart attack. i've had to go to the emergency docs twice about it now
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sumetimes wen i watch porn nd am fapin dis whit stuph coms out miy dik
wat is it??
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I am extremely hungover. What do.
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My friend self-diagnosed himself with appendicitis and they removed his Appendix the next day.
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Eating hot (temperature) food sometimes makes my nose run.
Is this nose cancer? How can I make it not happen?
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don't eat hot food
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It's an ingrown toenail
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Yesterday I was listening to some music and my right leg muscle started twitching at the sound of the beat in the song, what are these new found powers?
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you have the "funk"
dance til you pass out
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No but seriously my burger nips are massive.
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My hearing is impaired.
What is the best augmentation for both quality and price?
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Well obviously you're going to want the cochlear implant, but that drains aug energy to hell and back, so I'd suggest getting the power re-circulator too.
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How do I cure mantits
Serious question btw
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Purchase a bra.
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