1. Post #641
    BlackCrow's Avatar
    August 2011
    487 Posts
    This is embarassing. My penis has been leaking a bit of pre-cum, I think. It happens randomly throughout the day--out of nowhere. It doesn't penetrate my clothing or any shit but It just hangs there in my hurner-werner. This is really inconvenient, and uncomfortable. Help?
    So another dude on OMegle said I must masturbate more..? Is this correct?
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  2. Post #642
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    November 2010
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    So another dude on OMegle said I must masturbate more..? Is this correct?
    I think your problem might need you to go to the doctor to find out the problem.
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  3. Post #643
    BlackCrow's Avatar
    August 2011
    487 Posts
    I think your problem might need you to go to the doctor to find out the problem.
    I took part in the 2011 no-fap event.
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  4. Post #644
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    June 2009
    3,288 Posts
    My right lower eyelid is a bit swollen and red. Probably an insect bite or something, looks rather silly.
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  5. Post #645

    July 2011
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    My right lower eyelid is a bit swollen and red. Probably an insect bite or something, looks rather silly.
    your avatar will happen shortly, that's all i know
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  6. Post #646
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    June 2009
    3,288 Posts
    Turns out it's Conjunctivitis, I need to grab hold of some eyedrops.
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  7. Post #647
    Kenja's Avatar
    September 2011
    9 Posts
    I think that my lungs are plotting against my heart. I fear they're going to choke him out and take supremacy of the blood. This makes me fear for heart. What does heart need to do in this situation?
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  8. Post #648
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    I think that my lungs are plotting against my heart. I fear they're going to choke him out and take supremacy of the blood. This makes me fear for heart. What does heart need to do in this situation?
    Recruit the kidneys and lead a full scale assault on the lungs
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  9. Post #649
    Kenja's Avatar
    September 2011
    9 Posts
    Recruit the kidneys and lead a full scale assault on the lungs
    My god, that may just work...
    GET THE KIDNEYS ON THE PHONE! We have a war to win.
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  10. Post #650
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    August 2011
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    My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?
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  11. Post #651
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    Ghostwork's Avatar
    November 2009
    2,022 Posts
    My god, that may just work...
    GET THE KIDNEYS ON THE PHONE! We have a war to win.
    kidneys posted:
    how am i supposed to get up there?
    oh wait i found a bladder
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  12. Post #652
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    My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?
    It's usually nigh impossible to diagnose abdominal and chest pain without being able to interact with someone. If you're worried see a medical professional.
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  13. Post #653
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    November 2009
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    My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?
    Jesus, fucking go to the doctor. That doesn't sound good.
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  14. Post #654
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    January 2007
    405 Posts

    should i get this checked out
    yes i own an xray machine i didnt get this done yesterday i swear
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  15. Post #655
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    November 2009
    3,535 Posts
    I'm sure a lot of people here have this problem and may (or may not) know how to fix it. How would I fix a forward head posture? It's bothering me now.
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  16. Post #656
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    May 2007
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    My heart started hurting to the point I had to grit my teeth last night when I was in bed. This also happened to my lower abdomen, and when I placed my shoulder at the correct elevation my jaw would hurt in a similar manner. What's up, Doctor Facepunch?
    Doctor, NOW!
    No really. See a Cardiologist if this is a reoccurring issue.
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  17. Post #657
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    February 2010
    6,216 Posts
    I got a small spot of red on my right hand, pinkie. After shaking hand with a friend, he held it so hard, it created some sort of red pigmentation on my pinkie. I'm kind of scared, help?
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  18. Post #658
    Kenja's Avatar
    September 2011
    9 Posts
    The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price...
    The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...
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  19. Post #659
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    March 2006
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    The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price...
    The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...
    Your muscles will be happy.

    Edited:

    Well most of your body will be actually.
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  20. Post #660
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    May 2008
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    The kidneys have trekked up and have met the bladder. He says that he will help for a price...
    The price... to drink only water for 1 month. This war can't be won without bladder. I think I will have to pay...
    Sounds like you might be better off with some hired muscle
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  21. Post #661
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    May 2008
    258 Posts
    In Shool, my right side in my liver, and upper front/inner right leg begins to sting. My liver stung Once, and I thought It was my appendix. Then I was told I would be on the floor, crying, if that happened. Then a day later, my right leg started stinging, 5 bursts of pain in like 8 minutes or so.
    It doesn't hurt much (except the liver thing) but it pisses me off, and it's freaking me out. I don't want to see the doctor, because I'm afraid I'm gonna go there, they're gonna scan the hell out of me and then I find out that It's just because I'm fat or something.
    I DO have stretch marks, so I Don't know if it's cause I'm a 200 pound 14 year old.
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  22. Post #662
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    September 2011
    9 Posts
    Sounds like you might be better off with some hired muscle
    YEAAAAAAH!
    The bladder has agreed, but the lungs have started their strike. Small asthma attacks... my god. The heart is slowly being muscled in on. We strike now.
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  23. Post #663
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    February 2010
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    How often should I stretch and what stretches should I do?
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  24. Post #664
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    September 2011
    9 Posts
    How often should I stretch and what stretches should I do?
    Stretching every day can help your muscles (so everyday if you can). Usually in the morning is the best. I do a routine where I stretch my calfs and heel (but I'm a runner so what do you want?) but you could just try and find a regular routine on the internet you would like to do. Stretching once you wake up, and when you come home can be good (or before and after you work out). If you know any yoga that would help a lot as they are mostly just stretches.
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  25. Post #665
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    February 2010
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    Stretching every day can help your muscles (so everyday if you can). Usually in the morning is the best. I do a routine where I stretch my calfs and heel (but I'm a runner so what do you want?) but you could just try and find a regular routine on the internet you would like to do. Stretching once you wake up, and when you come home can be good (or before and after you work out). If you know any yoga that would help a lot as they are mostly just stretches.
    Thanks, will try stretching every morning.
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  26. Post #666
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    September 2011
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    Thanks, will try stretching every morning.
    No problem! May I ask why you want to stretch? To just get into shape, or to train?
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  27. Post #667
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    February 2010
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    No problem! May I ask why you want to stretch? To just get into shape, or to train?
    I took Tang Soo Do for 7 years and felt pretty great. I stopped a couple years ago after I got my black belt and started feeling like burning, tearing, achy shit.
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  28. Post #668
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    September 2011
    9 Posts
    I took Tang Soo Do for 7 years and felt pretty great. I stopped a couple years ago after I got my black belt and started feeling like burning, tearing, achy shit.
    That always sucks. Well good luck with the stretching!
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  29. Post #669
    Ah yes "opinions"
    Jackald's Avatar
    October 2005
    16,974 Posts
    Anyone know if clicking your joints is bad for you or not?
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  30. Post #670
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    November 2005
    2,725 Posts
    i hasnt sleeped in 3 days and im dying but cant sleep and instead am sore and angry

    how do i fix it
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  31. Post #671

    August 2011
    19 Posts
    cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis
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  32. Post #672
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    January 2008
    281 Posts
    Anyone know if clicking your joints is bad for you or not?
    It's not known to give you arthiritis, that's just an old wives tale. However you might lose some grip strength if you click your knuckles daily for 30+ years, other than that keep clicking.
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  33. Post #673
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    August 2011
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    cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis
    Nope. Common misconception. It was disproved a while ago - at most, it'll give you a weak handshake and maybe freaky-looking knuckles. But that might just be me and me freakishly long thumbs.

    Edited:

    Doctor, NOW!
    No really. See a Cardiologist if this is a reoccurring issue.
    It only hurts very rarely and only lasts for about ten minutes. Should I still go if it's at that rate?
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  34. Post #674
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    It's not known to give you arthiritis, that's just an old wives tale. However you might lose some grip strength if you click your knuckles daily for 30+ years, other than that keep clicking.
    Daily? I crack them almost hourly

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    Okay not quite that often but you get the idea.
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  35. Post #675
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    February 2010
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    I can make me knees crack by turning my lower leg.
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  36. Post #676
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    August 2010
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    My heart has been aching really bad lately, I think it's because i've been stressed out alot lately.
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  37. Post #677
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    February 2010
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    My heart has been aching really bad lately, I think it's because i've been stressed out alot lately.
    Take lots of deep, slow breaths and drink lots of water. Also, try feeling your chest where your heart beats. Does anything feel abnormal, like something's being pushed out of the way? I had some similar pains last month that went away.
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  38. Post #678
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    February 2010
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    Shit. I think I might have arthritis.
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  39. Post #679
    I used to get these weird small heart attacks every 2 weeks since I was a little kid, it's only happened like twice in the last 6 months though. If my torso moves in any way i get intense pain in my chest even more. No numbness in my arms but definite pain where I assume my heart is.

    It's a great party trick.
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  40. Post #680
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    I used to get these weird small heart attacks every 2 weeks since I was a little kid, it's only happened like twice in the last 6 months though. If my torso moves in any way i get intense pain in my chest even more. No numbness in my arms but definite pain where I assume my heart is.

    It's a great party trick.
    You sure that isn't precordial catch syndrome? Sure sounds a lot like it...
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