1. Post #1401
    Gyrodine's Avatar
    August 2009
    269 Posts
    Wanting to play this game with friends in the current match making system is fucking hell. When is Uberent going to implement a proper match making system that matches up players based on levels or skill? All the teams we played against were amazing.
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  2. Post #1402
    Gold Member
    solid_jake's Avatar
    November 2007
    15,913 Posts
    3 Commando games have to be the funnest ones
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  3. Post #1403
    HighOnSinz's Avatar
    October 2007
    209 Posts
    Anyone got an invite available for a friend of mine?
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  4. Post #1404
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,762 Posts
    Uberent said that the next patch includes Proper Tutorial's and close to final matchmaking. They're planning on pushing a big patch to coincide with the new players from PAX East.
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  5. Post #1405
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    pogothemunty's Avatar
    February 2007
    2,954 Posts
    I don't like the fact that you can't buy cosmetic stuff with coins. As someone who only plays Assassin (and Sparks if some prick locks her faster than me) once I fill my Endo's I've got nothing else to spend. Just make them exobinantly high or something.
    When trading comes, you may be able to buy costume parts from other players.
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  6. Post #1406
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    Badunkadunk's Avatar
    December 2008
    3,519 Posts
    Can someone send me an invite for my friend?
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  7. Post #1407
    Gold Member
    Ray-The-Sun's Avatar
    December 2007
    11,816 Posts
    In its current state, the game is fucking unplayable. If you're not matched against a team that will stomp your face into the dirt because they have >500 wins, you're matched with an idiot that at any point in the game has more than twice the amount of deaths as anyone else.
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  8. Post #1408
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    pogothemunty's Avatar
    February 2007
    2,954 Posts
    Wow, you clearly didn't play it when 5 man premade teams were put against 5 solo players. The way it works now, there's no matchmaking but teams are matched to similar sizes. You will get matched against experienced players, and you will get matched with them too. If you're being matched with the same people, wait a while between matches until they leave for their next match.

    Early game really drives the rest of the match, if a team mate feeds at the start then they have a level advantage all game, try not to let it happen by warning your team.

    My last three matches had a leaver in the first minute on my team - every time it was our defender. We lost so hard because of the remaining three, at least one refused to kill bots and talked shit in chat .
    When matchmaking arrives, hopefully the new user experience will improve and 500+ win players will leave everyone alone.
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  9. Post #1409
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,179 Posts
    I don't approve of the fact that both the sharpshooters can slow or stun. It just means they can do a metric fuckton of damage.
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  10. Post #1410
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,762 Posts
    Update tomorrow. Finally skill based matchmaking, more expansive tutorials, PAX costumes, and LEONARDO DA VINCI. Also Mickey Cantor got replaced by two new announcers... guess we'll have to see how they fair.


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  11. Post #1411
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    BeardyDuck's Avatar
    September 2009
    15,177 Posts
    omg captain spark pax east looks so awesome
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  12. Post #1412
    Lok's's Avatar
    April 2011
    268 Posts
    Super monday boogie night. Also why do I get the feeling that Da vinci will be like a karl+assault+support mix...
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  13. Post #1413
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    BeardyDuck's Avatar
    September 2009
    15,177 Posts
    Leo
    Primary Weapon: Mona Laser
    Mona Laser: Primary Fire fires a light beam that damages a target and then splits to do area damage behind the target.
    Mona Laser: Alternate Fire builds up a charge as damage is done from the Primary Fire. Using the Alternate Fire will heal everyone on the team depending on the amount of charge built up. Having a full charge gives a large bonus heal.
    Secondary Weapon: Balestra
    Balestra: Primary Fire fires three arrows in a spread.
    Balestra: Secondary Fire is a damage grapple
    Skill 1: Bot Code-X: All allied bots in an area around Leo are granted increased fire rate and speed. Upgrading Bot Code-X increases the fire rate granted and decreases the cooldown. Also grants Leo a short burst of health regeneration.
    Skill 2: Adoration of the AI: Leo throws out an Drillocopter that will explode 2 seconds later unless it encounters an enemy bot. If it encounters an enemy bot it will track that bot, turn it to his team and force it to attack an enemy player. Leo can manually self destruct a controlled bot by repressing the skill key. Drillocopter can not attach to player spawned bots.
    Skill 3: Venice Defense: Leo throws out a defensive turret with long range tracking missiles. The turret has an allied armor regeneration aura and a console that any allied player can use it to recall back to the player spawner.
    New Taunt: Tea Time
    New Uniform: Illuminati

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    sounds gay as fuck

    Edited:

    skill 2 is gonna be gay as fuck if he's able to control jackbots.
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  14. Post #1414
    Gold Member
    BloodFox1222's Avatar
    April 2011
    6,278 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
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  15. Post #1415
    Gold Member
    BeardyDuck's Avatar
    September 2009
    15,177 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    pls get a captain spark one for me if possible if they do give out keys for the costumes.
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  16. Post #1416
    Watching the world burn is my hobby.
    Banned?'s Avatar
    February 2005
    16,479 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    Assassin please?
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  17. Post #1417
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,179 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    Dat Cheston and I will love you forever.
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  18. Post #1418
    The Revelation
    Joseph Smith's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,900 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    If you could, can you grab me an assault or combat girl one? I would love you forever.
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  19. Post #1419
    Chaos Creator's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,465 Posts
    I'd love to get the cardboard assassin costume (yeah they dont have pics of that but its the same as with MNC's one)

    also the update notes
    Welcome To PAX! And... Rule Changes: 31

    It's time for PAX East 2012! If you make it to the show feel free to come talk to us in booth 1062! (PAX East Expo Map) We'll be playing lots of Super MNC, chatting about the game, talking to press, and having tournaments! To celebrate the occasion we've built PAX East 2012 uniforms for all of our first 14 Pros! We've also brought back the fan favorite Cardboard Tube Samurai uniforms from MNC, both the regular and battle damaged versions. Codes will be given out at PAX.

    Also for PAX, we're introducing our new Pro to the Super MNC line up! We welcome our newest combatant, Leo! He's a defender and a clone of the actual Leonardo da Vinci. Read all about him below. We've included one alternate uniform and a Tea Time taunt for his release week.

    Another big change this week is the removal of the old match making and the integration of the new. "Matchmaking Test" option is now gone but the system has moved into "Quick Match". This is a skill based system which should do a much better job at making better matched games. We will continue to improve the system over time.

    Lastly, Mickey Cantor has escaped! His whereabouts are completely unknown. So, moving forward, Super MNC has hired two new announcers to take his place! GG Stack and the legendary Chip Valvano will now be calling the games.
    New Rules
    Free Pro Rotation: Combat Girl, Karl, Megabeth, Tank, Veteran, Wascot
    New Pro! Leo, our new defender, has been added to the game.
    All matchmaking now uses our new skill based matchmaking system.
    Greatly expanded the "User Guide" to contain lots of information on how to play.
    Added GG Stack and Chip Valvano as announcers for Super MNC.
    Unlocking has been moved to using a cart system. Fill up your cart and check out. No need to unlock things one at a time.
    Bullseye now spawns slightly earlier in a match.
    Added weapon information for Pros in the store.
    Normalized all radius damage to do only half damage to yourself.
    Juice gain via damage taken reduced.
    New Bundle: PAX East 2012 - All the PAX uniforms
    Bacon now gives: 50 Speed, +25% Skill Recovery, Heals 1500 Health, 750 Armor, and +25% damage
    Chickey Buff now gives: 50 Speed, 750 Armor, Heals 1500 Health, +25% Health Recovery, and lasts for 4 minutes
    Bacon and Chickey Buffs do not stack with themselves but do with each other
    Added new music during Pro selection.

    Bug Fixes
    Fixed some instances where bots would stop moving along their path.
    Fixed being unable to edit custom classes on Pros that have since exited the free rotation.
    Fixed being able to open the skill picker while stunned.
    Fixed various formatting issues with Pro bios.
    Fixed audio cutting out when the opening or closing match cinematic ends.
    Fixed being able to taunt when you are held in place. This fixes being able to taunt while using the annihilator or stunned.
    Fixed Wins, Losses and Leaves UI to accommodate four digits.
    Fixed a bunch of incorrect damage icons.

    Products
    Can't Stun This: Now only rejects stuns from enemies.
    Bot Buster: Now caps at +100 Bot Rating.

    Bots
    Slim Bots: Now always drops 1 coin.
    Shady Bots: Now always drops 3 coins.
    Fuji Bots: Now always drops 5 coins and 2 juice boxes.
    Fuji Bots: Added new look for player spawned versions.
    Black Jacks: Added new look for player spawned versions.
    Black Jacks: Now always drops 3 coins, 1 armor shard, and 1 churro.
    Bouncers: Added new look for player spawned versions.
    Bouncers: Now always drops 5 coins, 3 armor shards, 2 juice boxes, and 1 churro.
    Scramblers: Added new look for player spawned versions.
    Gremlins: Now always drops 1 coin and 1 churro.
    Jackbots: Added new look for player spawned versions.
    Jackbots: Now take full damage while being grappled.
    Jackbots: Now always drops 4 coins, 5 armor shards, 5 speed, 2 churros, and 1 random item.

    Vending Machines
    Spunky Machines: Cost: 2000 -> 1500
    Metabolightning Machines: Cost: 250 -> 200

    Bullet Gorge Arena
    Front turrets are now level 2 Lazer Blazers.
    Fixed spawning a Black Jack and a Bouncer at the same time by separating the consoles more.

    Downtown Spunky Arena
    Continued art revisions.
    Moved the location of the ejectors.
    Added Spunky vending machines to the player spawn room.

    Loco Moco Arena
    Normalized the positions of the front left turret on both sides.
    Added Spunky vending machines to the player spawn room.

    Assassin
    New Uniforms: Cardboard Tube Samurai, Battle Damaged Cardboard Tube Samurai, Assassin PAX

    Assault
    New Uniform: Assault PAX
    Fly: Now automatically turned off by most "Skill Shots" from other Pros.
    Fly: Fixed being Ka-Klaw'd and not turning off properly.

    Captain Spark
    New Uniform: Captain Spark PAX
    Voltage Spike: Alt Fire projectiles now turn off Assault's Fly.

    Combat Girl
    New Uniform: Combat Girl PAX
    Fortify: Now only affects Combat Kitties
    Combat Laser: Now turns off Assault's Fly.
    Combat Kitties: Fixed not getting money when Combat Kitties shoot the Moneyball.

    Cheston
    New Uniform: Cheston PAX
    Tommy Gun: Banana: Fixed firing a banana and Rampaging allowing players to fire while Rampaging
    Tommy Gun: Banana: Now does a small amount of damage.
    Tommy Gun: Banana: Fixed not properly breaking grapples.
    Tommy Gun: Banana: Now turns off Assault's Fly.
    Family Jewel: Fixed damage type and icon.
    New grapple vs Jackbot

    Gunner
    New Uniform: Gunner PAX

    Gunslinger
    New Uniform: Gunslinger PAX
    Headshots now turn off Assault's Fly

    Karl
    New Uniform: Karl PAX
    Short Circuit: Improved the throw angle so it doesn't have an upwards direction.
    Short Circuit: Projectile Speed: 3072/3072/3072/3072 -> 1000/2000/2500/3072
    Short Circuit: Stun Duration: 1.5 -> 1
    Short Circuit: Projectile Lifespans adjusted to have the same distance at all upgrade levels.
    Junior: No longer explodes on contact, will track after a short arm time.

    Leo
    Primary Weapon: Mona Laser
    Mona Laser: Primary Fire fires a light beam that damages a target and then splits to do area damage behind the target.
    Mona Laser: Alternate Fire builds up a charge as damage is done from the Primary Fire. Using the Alternate Fire will heal everyone on the team depending on the amount of charge built up. Having a full charge gives a large bonus heal.
    Secondary Weapon: Balestra
    Balestra: Primary Fire fires three arrows in a spread.
    Balestra: Secondary Fire is a damage grapple
    Skill 1: Bot Code-X: All allied bots in an area around Leo are granted increased fire rate and speed. Upgrading Bot Code-X increases the fire rate granted and decreases the cooldown. Also grants Leo a short burst of health regeneration.
    Skill 2: Adoration of the AI: Leo throws out an Drillocopter that will explode 2 seconds later unless it encounters an enemy bot. If it encounters an enemy bot it will track that bot, turn it to his team and force it to attack an enemy player. Leo can manually self destruct a controlled bot by repressing the skill key. Drillocopter can not attach to player spawned bots.
    Skill 3: Venice Defense: Leo throws out a defensive turret with long range tracking missiles. The turret has an allied armor regeneration aura and a console that any allied player can use it to recall back to the player spawner.
    New Taunt: Tea Time
    New Uniform: Illuminati

    Megabeth
    New Taunt: My Band Name, Tea Time
    New Uniform: Megabeth PAX
    Added new kill icons for her different damage types.
    Whirling Derbish: Fixed Derbish from not properly ending when Ka-Klaw'd by the Veteran.
    Whirling Derbish: Pulse Time: 0.3 -> 0.35
    Derby Disku: Now turns off Assault's Fly.
    Added missing Pro Tips for her damage types

    Sniper
    New Uniform: Sniper PAX
    Headshots now turn off Assault's Fly

    Support
    New Uniform: Support PAX
    Air Strike: Now turns off Assault's Fly
    Firebase: Fixed not getting money when the Firebase shoots the Moneyball.

    Tank
    New Uniform: Tank PAX
    Product Grenade: Upgrade level 4 now spawns secondary grenades in a set pattern.
    Product Grenade: Now turns off Assault's Fly.
    Product Grenade: Fixed ad splash showing for spectating players.

    Veteran
    New Uniform: Veteran PAX, El Fuego
    Freight Train: Fixed being able to Ka-Klaw in the middle of a Freight Train resulting in a failed Ka-Klaw.

    Wascot
    New Uniform: Wascot PAX
    Added new grapple versus Bullseye.
    Coin Launcher: Alt Fire: Now works like a crosshair skill and no longer uses weapon ammo.
    Coin Launcher: Alt Fire: Tofu Bacon Lifespan: 2 -> 10
    Shifty Shuffle: Fixed some instances where the skill would be used but Shifty Shuffle would not start.
    Crook Hook: Now turns off Assault's Fly.
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  20. Post #1420
    Judging people just because of their avatars/titles is RETARDED
    Bryceanater's Avatar
    March 2011
    8,653 Posts
    time to auto buy leo.

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    Fortify: Now only affects Combat Kitties
    FUCK

    Now almost everything disables assaults fly, what the fuck.

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    skill 2 is gonna be gay as fuck if he's able to control jackbots.
    It cant attach to player spawn bots.
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  21. Post #1421
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    Lucinice's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,014 Posts
    Sucks that Mickey is gone, on the forums the devs said there were contract/union issues that prevented his VO from returning. The new dudes are two improv comedians so that will be interesting to see. One of them apprently voiced Assault and Karl.
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  22. Post #1422
    Judging people just because of their avatars/titles is RETARDED
    Bryceanater's Avatar
    March 2011
    8,653 Posts
    Sucks that Mickey is gone, on the forums the devs said there were contract/union issues that prevented his VO from returning. The new dudes are two improv comedians so that will be interesting to see. One of them apprently voiced Assault and Karl.
    I liked Mickey too. :C
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  23. Post #1423
    HighOnSinz's Avatar
    October 2007
    209 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    If you somehow do grab some and have a spare combat girl you shall earn my eternal gratitude.
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  24. Post #1424
    Gold Member
    Combine 177's Avatar
    February 2008
    10,900 Posts
    I just love these things that are only available certaing part of world.
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  25. Post #1425
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
    Conro101's Avatar
    July 2007
    7,713 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    oh god an assassin code would be great
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  26. Post #1426
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,762 Posts
    I just love these things that are only available certaing part of world.
    You can buy them I think, but they're giving them away for free at PAX.
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  27. Post #1427
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    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,954 Posts
    Those pax east costumes look pretty awesome, Assuming they will give out codes maybe i can grab a few extra to give away to you guys.
    oh god. If you get an extra one, will you pass one along to me?

    As soon as Steam Trading is in SMNC, I'll... give you something? For it?
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  28. Post #1428
    ChickenMan99's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,211 Posts
    Oh wow, those PAX costumes look nifty. If you have any spare leftover, could I have a Cheston one?
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  29. Post #1429
    Gold Member
    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,954 Posts
    They're going to be 1.99 in the shop.
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  30. Post #1430
    ChickenMan99's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,211 Posts
    They're going to be 1.99 in the shop.
    Is that in dollars?
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  31. Post #1431
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    Badunkadunk's Avatar
    December 2008
    3,519 Posts

    It cant attach to player spawn bots.
    They can spawn automatically if it's overtime or you break the rock-it turrets.
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  32. Post #1432
    Gold Member
    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,954 Posts
    In dollars, yes.

    So, I am so just going to buy Cheston's HAT.
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  33. Post #1433
    Grass Poison
    leonthefox's Avatar
    March 2010
    16,832 Posts
    So, I am so just going to buy Cheston's HAT.
    This
    I hate the suit colours, but the hat is swag as a fuck
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  34. Post #1434
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    Guillebon's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,869 Posts
    I'm so getting that spark helmet.
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  35. Post #1435
    Croshi's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,762 Posts



    Leo looks better than his concept art.
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  36. Post #1436
    Gold Member
    Captain Chalky's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,877 Posts
    I still don't understand the ball.
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  37. Post #1437
    Gold Member
    Kowalski's Avatar
    July 2007
    1,871 Posts
    And another ugly skin for Veteran. Can't they do all costume like the Chestrong, I mean a real model and not only reskin ?
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  38. Post #1438
    Gold Member
    BeardyDuck's Avatar
    September 2009
    15,177 Posts
    It cant attach to player spawn bots.
    you do know jackbots spawn automatically after a certain amount of time right?
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  39. Post #1439
    Judging people just because of their avatars/titles is RETARDED
    Bryceanater's Avatar
    March 2011
    8,653 Posts
    you do know jackbots spawn automatically after a certain amount of time right?
    Like how long?
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  40. Post #1440
    Chaos Creator's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,465 Posts
    Like how long?
    Its quite far in, the furthest i got was 40-45 minutes which made a jackbot about every 30 seconds. The anialator at that point means win or loose (depending on a teams priority)

    The only other time neutral jack-bots spawn is when the moneyball is downed
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