1. Post #1881
    munky91's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,937 Posts
    Good god this game is filled with dickbags. It's not even fun to play at this point. My teammates berate me for no reason, and make me feel like shit before we even get past character select.

    Well if everybody wants to curse me out and say I'll be terrible as that guy, then I guess I'd better prove them right and die, lots and lots of times. After all, they can't be wrong about me! They're clearly the best shit God has granted to Earth.
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  2. Post #1882
    Gold Member
    Rammaster's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,431 Posts
    Good god this game is filled with dickbags. It's not even fun to play at this point. My teammates berate me for no reason, and make me feel like shit before we even get past character select.

    Well if everybody wants to curse me out and say I'll be terrible as that guy, then I guess I'd better prove them right and die, lots and lots of times. After all, they can't be wrong about me! They're clearly the best shit God has granted to Earth.
    I know that feel. If I have a player on my team that's having a hard time, I just give them friendly advice what to do. Being dickbags to newbies seems to be the norm in MOBA games, it's just the way it is, unfortunately.
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  3. Post #1883
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,034 Posts
    Using mic automatically makes you the authority on your team, it seems.
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  4. Post #1884
    ryfry99's Avatar
    February 2009
    3,101 Posts
    Good god this game is filled with dickbags. It's not even fun to play at this point. My teammates berate me for no reason, and make me feel like shit before we even get past character select.

    Well if everybody wants to curse me out and say I'll be terrible as that guy, then I guess I'd better prove them right and die, lots and lots of times. After all, they can't be wrong about me! They're clearly the best shit God has granted to Earth.
    Just find friends to play with. I always play with at least one buddy and voice chat with them so it makes the game a lot more enjoyable.
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  5. Post #1885
    Gold Member
    Ray-The-Sun's Avatar
    December 2007
    11,813 Posts
    How.

    How can you be an off-season assassin
    and not know how to grapple.
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  6. Post #1886
    Gold Member
    Super Muffin's Avatar
    June 2006
    3,209 Posts
    I can't even get the game to launch, it never connects to ubernet.

    I've verified by cache and all that, but no dice.
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  7. Post #1887
    oh god damn it

    in the last game i played i bot a jackbot and a fuji to try to push a side they weren't defending

    both of them got stuck on a crate while leaving the bot spawn

    fuck life
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  8. Post #1888
    Gold Member
    Rammaster's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,431 Posts
    oh god damn it

    in the last game i played i bot a jackbot and a fuji to try to push a side they weren't defending

    both of them got stuck on a crate while leaving the bot spawn

    fuck life
    I hate it when that happens, especially if it's a jackbot you bought.
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  9. Post #1889
    Gold Member
    Kowalski's Avatar
    July 2007
    1,866 Posts
    oh god damn it

    in the last game i played i bot a jackbot and a fuji to try to push a side they weren't defending

    both of them got stuck on a crate while leaving the bot spawn

    fuck life
    I also got the same thing, and then bots were stacking in a lane : 2 jackbots and arround 4 fujis, one of the jackbot died and released the others who raped the moneyball.

    Finally it was a good thing.
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  10. Post #1890
    Chaos Creator's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,448 Posts
    Anyone remember near the start of the invitational when, on loco moco, the jackbots would walk round the back of the moneyball, past the spawn and then to the opposite lane to hit the moneyball.
    It was so hillarious when they would run back to spawn just to get a shockwave punch them back to me.
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  11. Post #1891
    I bought something online that's only aesthetic
    Wingboy's Avatar
    May 2006
    503 Posts
    This game is pretty fun
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  12. Post #1892
    SO MUCH RAGE

    I just lost a match 5v4, when I was on the team with the 5. We had a Cheston and a Tank that went 3/15 and 6/17 respectively, and they had the goddamn nerve to accuse me of "not healing enough" when I topped the goddamn scoreboard for our team. (I was Support.)

    I need to find a team to play with, I've seriously lost the last ten or so matches I've played due to idiots like that.
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  13. Post #1893
    Gold Member
    Ray-The-Sun's Avatar
    December 2007
    11,813 Posts
    Megabeth with one-hundred-and-fifty ping: unplayable!

    In any case,

    I think I'm done.
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  14. Post #1894
    Some Jerk's Avatar
    February 2010
    568 Posts
    SO MUCH RAGE

    I just lost a match 5v4, when I was on the team with the 5. We had a Cheston and a Tank that went 3/15 and 6/17 respectively, and they had the goddamn nerve to accuse me of "not healing enough" when I topped the goddamn scoreboard for our team. (I was Support.)

    I need to find a team to play with, I've seriously lost the last ten or so matches I've played due to idiots like that.
    I know that feel. Like a week ago I was in the 5 of a 5v4. And the 4 had no healers. And we still managed to lose.
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  15. Post #1895
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,034 Posts
    Megabeth with one-hundred-and-fifty ping: unplayable!

    In any case,

    I think I'm done.
    You don't have enough.
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  16. Post #1896
    Never send a boy to fuck a MAN!
    coverop's Avatar
    February 2010
    7,021 Posts
    Megabeth with one-hundred-and-fifty ping: unplayable!

    In any case,

    I think I'm done.

    Oh please...
    Look at this bro.







       I have more codes for Giant Bomb stuff   
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  17. Post #1897
    Gold Member
    Str4t0s's Avatar
    May 2005
    1,832 Posts
    Oh please...
    Look at this bro.






       I have more codes for Giant Bomb stuff   
    Can i have a one?
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  18. Post #1898
    Gold Member
    Crimor's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,337 Posts
    Could I grab one too? One of my friends didn't manage to grab one in time
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  19. Post #1899
    Ninja Guy's Avatar
    July 2010
    209 Posts

    I'm never really that great at competitive games, but I did awesome with Karl. Can't believe I got 22 kills. Maybe he's just OP.
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  20. Post #1900
    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,753 Posts
    I heard that your level gets resetted every couple months, is that true?
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  21. Post #1901
    Never send a boy to fuck a MAN!
    coverop's Avatar
    February 2010
    7,021 Posts
    I heard that your level gets resetted every couple months, is that true?
    Nah. Why would they do that? They would just piss of the community.
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  22. Post #1902
    Gold Member
    Combine 177's Avatar
    February 2008
    10,676 Posts
    Megabeth with one-hundred-and-fifty ping: unplayable!

    In any case,

    I think I'm done.
    Now we just wait till trading comes.
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  23. Post #1903
    I had a real awkward conversation with my dad asking if I could take a picture of him for free games
    nnoah95's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,526 Posts
    "bonk slash 4 outland pls"
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  24. Post #1904
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,034 Posts
    Now we just wait till trading comes.
    They're "worth" 50 cents. I have enough CC to buy well over 150 bundles.

    Mother of god.
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  25. Post #1905
    Gold Member
    Rammaster's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,431 Posts
    What's the best prizes have you guys gotten?

    I got a Home Team Minigun skin for Gunner, Sunburst skin paddle for Wascot and a taunt for the Sniper (lol I never play Sniper but now I have to)
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  26. Post #1906
    Gold Member
    Zeos's Avatar
    June 2006
    10,683 Posts
    Wow, all I get is endorsements.
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  27. Post #1907
    Some Bacon endos and the Spunky Lightning Product.

    I've also received two Can't Stun This products. Two. And it's a fucking useless product, since it's been nerfed to hell.
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  28. Post #1908
    munky91's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,937 Posts
    Bacon ROF for me. More dakka.
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  29. Post #1909
    I paid $999.99 for a forum upgrade and all I got was a beating from my mother :(
    usaokay's Avatar
    February 2005
    16,997 Posts
    i either suck or i'm getting paired with really shitty players

    i'm doing good as gunner now for some reason. first it was cg, then assassin, now him. must be the better matchmaking and i needed to adapt to the better players
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  30. Post #1910
    ryfry99's Avatar
    February 2009
    3,101 Posts
    What endorsements and products are good for gunner?
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  31. Post #1911
    Gold Member

    January 2009
    1,231 Posts
    I would say getting the Can't Slow This product early on is quite lucky.


    What endorsements and products are good for gunner?
    Here ya go laddy.

    http://www.uberent.com/forums/viewto...fd179659e7640b

    http://mondaynightcombat.org/forums/...5b76634fa661e1

    I would like to note that the bacon is optional and you can easily replace almost everything with level 3 endorsements for the effects truly desired.
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  32. Post #1912
    Never send a boy to fuck a MAN!
    coverop's Avatar
    February 2010
    7,021 Posts
    What endorsements and products are good for gunner?
    Reload , Rate of Fire

    Products?
    #1 Critically late
    #2 Death dodger
    #3 Inspire

    Crack shot

    I think IT will be good enough for Gunner.
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  33. Post #1913
    Gold Member
    Fussy!'s Avatar
    June 2007
    8,942 Posts
    What people need to learn in this is that Wascot is USELESS unless you have a Combat Girl in the team.

    CG before W, never the other way around.
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  34. Post #1914
    TheJoker's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,476 Posts
    What people need to learn in this is that Wascot is USELESS unless you have a Combat Girl in the team.
    I really wouldn't call Wascot useless.
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  35. Post #1915
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    Fussy!'s Avatar
    June 2007
    8,942 Posts
    Useless when the player dosen't know how to play him, as I forgot to add, I appologise for that.

    But the Combat Girl is way easier to get in to in direct play compared to Wascot and is in general, more useful.
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  36. Post #1916
    Ninja Guy's Avatar
    July 2010
    209 Posts
    Every time I see a Wascot, he just throws though stupid fucking coins on like every inch of the map. THAT DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING ASDHLAKSDFKJD
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  37. Post #1917
    TheJoker's Avatar
    July 2008
    3,476 Posts
    The coins really helped me when I played as Wascot. Getting assists and kills left and right.
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  38. Post #1918
    Gold Member
    Fussy!'s Avatar
    June 2007
    8,942 Posts
    A good Wascot blankets lanes with the coins and sometimes the bacon, but I've seen WAAAAY too many Wascots going full on melee and dying over and over again without understanding that it wont work.
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  39. Post #1919
    Gold Member

    January 2009
    1,231 Posts
    From what i understand he is a pretty ideal jungler.
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  40. Post #1920
    Who wants to come to the aquarium later and watch me screw with the sharks?
    Shibbey's Avatar
    May 2009
    13,034 Posts
    What's the best prizes have you guys gotten?

    I got a Home Team Minigun skin for Gunner, Sunburst skin paddle for Wascot and a taunt for the Sniper (lol I never play Sniper but now I have to)
    Home Team Tank Jetgun, Twilight (gold name now :3) Family Jewel for Cheston, Never Fear taunt for the Assault, crapton of cool products, buncha bacon endorsements.
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