Good god this game is filled with dickbags. It's not even fun to play at this point. My teammates berate me for no reason, and make me feel like shit before we even get past character select.
Well if everybody wants to curse me out and say I'll be terrible as that guy, then I guess I'd better prove them right and die, lots and lots of times. After all, they can't be wrong about me! They're clearly the best shit God has granted to Earth.