1. Post #81
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
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    Also holy hell, that new trailer. This movie is starting to look more and more promising. I wonder wtf Martins voice sounds like (Maybe he doesn't even talk at all?)
    0:50



    Edited:

    also im just hoping that martin wont use his mother in the centipede
    that would be fucking too fucked up
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  2. Post #82
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
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    i mean seriously tie your mother 100% medically inaccurately to someones ass srsly SRSLY MEN

  3. Post #83
    Pretiacruento's Avatar
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    OP updated, check it out!

    Edited:

    OP updated--again

    Edited:

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  4. Post #84
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    OP updated, check it out!

    Edited:

    OP updated--again

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    Martin doesn't say a word in the entire movie?
    Mad props to that guy then.

  5. Post #85
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
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    I never thought I would be eager to watch this movie a few months ago.
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  6. Post #86
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    Martin doesn't say a word in the entire movie?
    Well.....CALLED IT :V


    Also Joppari, if you were implying that bit at 50 seconds in where he's like EEEE counts as his voice, I wouldn't personally.


    And lol at that guy at the festival who JUST watched the fucking movie and got Martins name wrong
    But hey props to the dude who thinks rape is apparently always the answer in life LOL
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  7. Post #87
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
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    Well.....CALLED IT :V


    Also Joppari, if you were implying that bit at 50 seconds in where he's like EEEE counts as his voice, I wouldn't personally.


    And lol at that guy at the festival who JUST watched the fucking movie and got Martins name wrong
    But hey props to the dude who thinks rape is apparently always the answer in life LOL
    i meant that thats the only sound he will make throughout the movie. whenever he talks he starts EEEEEEEEE

  8. Post #88
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    i meant that thats the only sound he will make throughout the movie. whenever he talks he starts EEEEEEEEE
    Ah, fair enough then. I almost laughed at the little EEE then remembered what he did and was like oh yeah


    Also saw the guy who plays Martin in some really short interview thing (if I still had the link I'd post it here, you can probably just youtube the actor anyway if you really want) and he sounds so happy when he says how Tom Six told him to rape a chair. For some reason I was surprised at how normal he sounded, I was expecting some really fucked up voice.

    Sadly I have a feeling this movie will freak the shit out of me while I'm watching it in a kind of good way. WHY, YOU ASK? Well, when I watched the first one (and a good deal of other movies) I watched it on my computer while talking to people on steam, making jokes and such. But I plan on seeing this in the cinema, so I'll have to give it my full attention.




    Quick question: Am I the only one who gets grossed the hell out because Martin looks sweaty all the time? I know it's meant to make him look worse and such but I don't think it's supposed to make me go HNNHGG as much as it does
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  9. Post #89
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
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    So about the third movie. What if Tom Six stars in it? He connects the centipede into himself?

  10. Post #90
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    So about the third movie. What if Tom Six stars in it? He connects the centipede into himself?
    I can't tell if you're joking or not but that would probably be really interesting. Even if Six isn't in the centipede but acts in the movie somehow. He doesn't seem the type to play the villain though so I'm not sure



    (Also what the fuck is this I hear about BABIES being in this movie?)
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  11. Post #91
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    Fantastic Fest audience reaction (Rotten Tomatoes): Clicky clicky

  12. Post #92
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    At the film festivals do they show the full uncut version? Seeing as the US is getting a cut version as far as I know for cinema/dvd release apparently I'm curious as to if the film festivals are allowed to show the full thing

    If this is the feedback of people who've seen the censored one god help people who'll see the full thing

  13. Post #93
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    (Also what the fuck is this I hear about BABIES being in this movie?)
    If he's actually put babies in this film, Tom Six can officially go fuck himself.
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  14. Post #94
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    January 2009
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    If he's actually put babies in this film, Tom Six can officially go fuck himself.
    Random people being kidnapped and turned into a human centipede - AWESOME
    Random babies being kidnapped and turned into a human centipede - NOW THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING
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  15. Post #95
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    September 2011
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    Interested in this I am...

    Now, wether I'll have the guts to watch it I doubt :D
    We'll see...
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  16. Post #96
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    OP updated!!

  17. Post #97
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    OP updated again :D

  18. Post #98
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    I thought this was just a rumor!

    By god...
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  19. Post #99
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    May 2011
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    It's a shame this is getting trashed- it'd be awesome if a movie like this won some serious acclaim.
    At least some people are giving props to the main actor, no?

  20. Post #100
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    Thechuz1337's Avatar
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    It has been unbanned in the UK!

    But heavily cut I think.
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  21. Post #101
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    The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) - Exclusive Featurette - Tom Six

    Click

  22. Post #102
    Niko Bellic's Avatar
    October 2008
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    Ok, so this would be 100% medical accuracy:



    100% medical inaccuracy must look... downright fucked up. Like, a butcher doing a surgeon's work...

    Curiosity's killing me, I WANT TO WATCH THIS.
    The middle is the best one.

  23. Post #103
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    September 2011
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    Haven't seen the first film, see no reason to see the next film. In all honesty I've just never seen a movie based on the idea presented in the films story. Its concept seems more like a short twilight zone story by Cronenberg that he himself rejected after he realized how silly the whole thing was.
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  24. Post #104
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    So I just read the OP, and for lazy people, Yes there will be a baby in the movie.
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  25. Post #105
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    Alright US film-goers. Anyone seen this yet? ENJOY YOUR CENSORED VERSION? YEAH? I HOPE SO

    No but seriously I'm curious as to if anyone has gone to see it yet



    Also thank you for the OP update on the babbies :3
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  26. Post #106
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    Alright US film-goers. Anyone seen this yet? ENJOY YOUR CENSORED VERSION? YEAH? I HOPE SO

    No but seriously I'm curious as to if anyone has gone to see it yet



    Also thank you for the OP update on the babbies :3
    Didn't it get like 2 minutes cut? Or am I confused with the UK version?

  27. Post #107
    Lol I'm not watching it cut, fuck that shit.
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  28. Post #108
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    Didn't it get like 2 minutes cut? Or am I confused with the UK version?
    There is NO UK version, UK banned it completely. And didn't somewhere say the US Gets 2 different cut versions? I am curious to see which they show in cinemas and which bits they took out and such

  29. Post #109
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    I really want to see this.

  30. Post #110
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    There is NO UK version, UK banned it completely.
    Wrong, it turns out.
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  31. Post #111
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    That's actually very interesting


    But if I lived in the UK or anywhere else it got censored I would wait and just watch the full thing online. I don't watch movies like this to bitch out on the good bits
    (Especially since they cut out the rape scene which mentioned in videos posted earlier is kinda important to the movie)

    Also it really is sad this movie is getting bad reviews. The horror genre is dying and then someone presents something with general promise but because it's not full of teen angst, sex and/or booze it's rejected


    EDIT:
    Holy shit just read wikipedias now quite longer description on the movie and jesus christ

  32. Post #112
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
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    Anyone seen it yet?
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  33. Post #113
    It sounds to me that this is only getting bad reviews because the reviewers were generally offended, which really just makes it more appealing for me.
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  34. Post #114
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    What do people think about the first one? I'm thinking of watching it tonight.

  35. Post #115
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    It sounds to me that this is only getting bad reviews because the reviewers were generally offended, which really just makes it more appealing for me.
    "Aw man this horror movie did what horror movies are supposed to do, it grossed me out let's give it a shit rating" Is what seems to be most film reviews/critics opinions on this movie. I do however understand when they say it has little actual plot and such, but mainly they complain about the gore/violence (In ones I have read anyway) It's a horror, what do they expect.



    Anyway, for people who don't follow the human centipede 2 on facebook, they want to reassess the rating in Australia, and might end up cutting it, so they had about 20 copies of the DVD uncensored for Australian people to preorder on eBay, so no matter what happens people who preordered get their full copy.
    Nov 24-Dec 1, it shall be minee, seeing as they can't ship them right now due to legal reasons (movie but being officially out here yet and all that jazz)

  36. Post #116
    Holy fucking shit they better not cut it or I will be so pissed.

    I NEED to see the original version as it was intended.

  37. Post #117
    LightSwitchRave's Avatar
    December 2009
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    Holy fucking shit they better not cut it or I will be so pissed.

    I NEED to see the original version as it was intended.
    I really want to see the original version too, but we might have to wait for a DVD release. Apparently there's only about 2-3 minutes cut from the film and it's a scene that involves a child.

  38. Post #118
    Silly men accomplish magnificant tasks, the current ammount of womens rear exits that have surrounded my penis makes me confident I will accomplish, shit.
    Joppari's Avatar
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    What do people think about the first one? I'm thinking of watching it tonight.
    Dr. Heiter is cool, his actor is awesome.

  39. Post #119
    I really want to see the original version too, but we might have to wait for a DVD release. Apparently there's only about 2-3 minutes cut from the film and it's a scene that involves a child.
    I don't care if they cut 10 seconds, I want to see those 10 fucking seconds.

  40. Post #120
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    July 2007
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    You could fit a lot of little things in those 2-3. I sure as hell don't want to see some censored crap.