1. Post #481
    JCDentonUNATCO's Avatar
    November 2010
    5,173 Posts
    Because no one wrote a lot of text for them
    duh
    No I mean they are literally so small that I cannot read them. And it's not all of them.

    I'm talking about the font size and everything else.
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  2. Post #482
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    EmperorVagak's Avatar
    February 2008
    3,381 Posts
    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-847

    Keep your girlfriends away from this one, gentlemen.
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  3. Post #483
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
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  4. Post #484
    elitehakor v2's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,836 Posts


    Edited:

    Just bought this off Zazzle, finally those custom t-shirt sites are good for something:



    I'd buy this if I weren't strapped for cash
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  5. Post #485
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    May 2008
    18,957 Posts
    No I mean they are literally so small that I cannot read them. And it's not all of them.

    I'm talking about the font size and everything else.
    A midget wrote them
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  6. Post #486
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    January 2011
    5,434 Posts
    Best one hands down:

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

    Item: One mature SCP-504 tomato
    Subject: A portable computer playing a pre-recorded engineering joke.
    Transcript: "2009 is going to be a complex year. We already know the real part; we still have to find the imaginary part".
    Result: Supersonic blast detected; computer was completely vaporized by the tomato's kinetic energy. Sensor readings indicate an approximate speed of 3500 km/h (2174 mph).
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  7. Post #487
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
    7,713 Posts
    hey lookit this: http://scpfoundation.org/
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  8. Post #488
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,959 Posts
    That's unofficial. It was done by the same person who did 895, and is just an example of a new layout. Unfortunately, the senior staff are unwilling to let the person who designed it become a website administrator, so for now, it's a pipe dream.
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  9. Post #489
    Dr. Conro J. Norock, Robot Sarcasm Master
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    July 2007
    7,713 Posts
    That's unofficial. It was done by the same person who did 895, and is just an example of a new layout. Unfortunately, the senior staff are unwilling to let the person who designed it become a website administrator, so for now, it's a pipe dream.
    I just wish it had all the SCPs.
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  10. Post #490
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    September 2008
    5,557 Posts
    Does anybody remember the scp where it was a creature that would find and kill anybody who looked at a picture containing it?
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  11. Post #491
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,959 Posts
    New avatar is SCP related.
    It's the unofficial logo.

    Edited:

    Well the cache hasn't updated yet. Hold on.

    Edited:

    There we go.

    Edited:

    Link to the logo, if anyone wants it:
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit...3/SCP-Logo.png
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit.../SCP-Logo2.png
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  12. Post #492
    Cheesy and delicious.
    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
    6,036 Posts
    Does anybody remember the scp where it was a creature that would find and kill anybody who looked at a picture containing it?
    That would be SPC-096
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  13. Post #493
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    Does anybody remember the scp where it was a creature that would find and kill anybody who looked at a picture containing it?
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096
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  14. Post #494
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    September 2008
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    I remember it once having a picture (it was a man posing on a mountain, and an arrow pointing to a spec that was the scp).
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  15. Post #495
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    October 2007
    4,895 Posts
    Had an idea of an SCP that's symbiotic armor.
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  16. Post #496
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    June 2010
    2,228 Posts
    I remember it once having a picture (it was a man posing on a mountain, and an arrow pointing to a spec that was the scp).
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  17. Post #497
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts
    Wouldn't whoever recovered and edited that photo now be dead?
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  18. Post #498
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    Keyblockor's Avatar
    October 2007
    4,895 Posts
    What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096.

    How would he choose who to kill?
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  19. Post #499
    Official worst poster 2011
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    June 2007
    8,517 Posts
    Wouldn't whoever recovered and edited that photo now be dead?
    Seeing as 096 is contained and protected, chances are he is probably still alive.


    Just also being contained and protected.




    Unless he is currently on Keter duty.
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  20. Post #500
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    credesniper's Avatar
    September 2008
    5,557 Posts
    What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096.

    How would he choose who to kill?
    Logic says one first, then the other.
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  21. Post #501
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    July 2009
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    What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096.

    How would he choose who to kill?
    The answer is obvious, he goes for one, then the other. Or picks up one and throws him so hard that he lands on the other guy and kills both.
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  22. Post #502
    Jad Hinto's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,852 Posts
    Does anyone know the name of the one disc that would change colors and open a portal depending on the person's past?

    That one was a good read.

    Oh here it is: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093

    I
    t's one of the best to me.
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  23. Post #503
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    Dennab
    April 2011
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    What happens if two people at the exact same time on opposite ends of the planet look at the picture of SCP-096.

    How would he choose who to kill?
    What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?
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  24. Post #504
    What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?
    That's actually a really good question...
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  25. Post #505
    hey
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    August 2006
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    What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?
    There could be the remote possibility of it being able to defy all conventional rules of matter and physics, so it could kill someone on the ISS somehow.

    Or it could just kill them when they get back to Earth, who knows?

    I'm just glad these are fictional.
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  26. Post #506
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    What if someone views it on the ISS? Will 096 hijack a Cessna and force it into orbit?
    IIRC there was one incident log where a task force viewed it from a helicopter and were killed as soon as they landed.
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  27. Post #507
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  28. Post #508
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    January 2009
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    Am I the only one who doesn't find 682 interesting? I mean he can do anything and beat anything and survive anything, it just gets boring. It's interesting in the sense that they try new ways to kill it, but you always know it's going to survive, no matter what. It isn't even scary. There's nothing really that scary about a big lizard man you can never kill ever. It's just boring. There's no tension, or mystery.
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  29. Post #509
    hey
    Ownederd's Avatar
    August 2006
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    Am I the only one who doesn't find 682 interesting? I mean he can do anything and beat anything and survive anything, it just gets boring. It's interesting in the sense that they try new ways to kill it, but you always know it's going to survive, no matter what. It isn't even scary. There's nothing really that scary about a big lizard man you can never kill ever. It's just boring. There's no tension, or mystery.
    It's not impossible to kill it.
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  30. Post #510
    wlzshroom's Avatar
    July 2010
    4,096 Posts
    It's not impossible to kill it.
    this, in the updated 173 (which isn't foundation canon but still) a shit ton of them kill 682
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  31. Post #511
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    January 2007
    3,202 Posts
    Aye, they've proven a few times they either can kill it at immense cost or COULD have killed it at various points in the past.

    Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself.

    Just a case of wrong SCP in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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  32. Post #512
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
    3,562 Posts
    Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself.
    Addendum [SCP-294y]: Computer logs on SCP open server show researcher keyed in "Something that'll destroy SCP-682." Recovered video logs show a stream of a brightly glowing liquid pouring into the cup. Liquid increases in visual intensity to the point that the camera ceases to be capable of recording. All contact with Site ██ is lost at this time. An investigation concluded that Site ██ was completely vaporized, with the only remaining trace being a small clump of trees surrounding SCP-294. SCP-294 was promptly transferred to another containment site and held with identical containment procedures as before. Information about the incident is to be disclosed only to O5 personnel. Any further test involving SCP-682 will be forbidden under pain of demotion to Class D.
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  33. Post #513
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    January 2009
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    Aye, they've proven a few times they either can kill it at immense cost or COULD have killed it at various points in the past.

    Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself.

    Just a case of wrong SCP in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    It wasn't really proven that could have killed 682 though. I remember there was a, uh, story book or something made by an SCP that told the story of how 682 was killed, but it didn't work out, and the title changed to how 682 was attempted to be killed. Nothing the other SCPs do ever kills it. Not in canon, anyways.
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  34. Post #514
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    Dennab
    April 2011
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    It's not impossible to kill it.
    what the fuck is it anyway
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  35. Post #515
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    March 2008
    342 Posts
    Up until about a year and a half ago most of their content/articles were interesting and funny, then they started re-writing every single article to max out the grim-darkness of the setting to the point where half the SCPs now sounds like shit that came straight out of Warhammer 40K, or worse, that Tzeentch and the God Emperor of Man would run the hell away from while screaming their asses off. Sure, 682 was always fucked up, but there are SCPs that in a single re-write went from "Safe" to "Keter-kill-everything-in-the-universe."

    Edited:

    Am I the only one who doesn't find 682 interesting? I mean he can do anything and beat anything and survive anything, it just gets boring. It's interesting in the sense that they try new ways to kill it, but you always know it's going to survive, no matter what. It isn't even scary. There's nothing really that scary about a big lizard man you can never kill ever. It's just boring. There's no tension, or mystery.
    God Mode Sue in a nutshell.
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  36. Post #516
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    February 2010
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    Subject: SCP-537
    Photographed Activity: Playing its record.
    Photo Result: Seated on a log in a swamp, opposite Kermit the Frog; Kermit is holding a banjo as in the opening musical sequence in The Muppet Movie.
    Dawww.


    God Mode Sue in a nutshell.
    Not really, I think 682 is one more humorous ones, whereas Able is played more seriously. That, and this lack of human qualities make him less Mary Sue.
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  37. Post #517
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    February 2008
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    Aye, they've proven a few times they either can kill it at immense cost or COULD have killed it at various points in the past.

    Take the coffee machine test. Scientist asked for something that could kill 682 and it dispensed a liquid that immolated the entire facility other than the machine itself.

    Just a case of wrong SCP in the wrong place at the wrong time.
    Someone should become a suicide bomber and run in 682's pen and request that the coffee machine dispensed that liquid there.

    And therefore 682 will be destroyed.
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  38. Post #518
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    June 2010
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    Someone should become a suicide bomber and run in 682's pen and request that the coffee machine dispensed that liquid there.

    And therefore 682 will be destroyed.
    Or just get an extension cable and throw the coffee machine in really quickly and run like hell.
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  39. Post #519
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    July 2006
    8,155 Posts
    But we could lose the coffee machine and he's cool :(
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  40. Post #520
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    July 2009
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    I think people just have inconsistent views on how hard it should be to kill 682, a lot of the tests seem to suggest he can die but how easy it is to kill him varies greatly. Some tests seem to have failed because the foundation just didn't anticipate how he would adapt to it, others seem to fail because of the state it's in when they start the test. Some seem to suggest that there is a definite way to kill 682, but the foundation doesn't know what it is yet. Then there's a few tests that seem to be there for the sole purpose of saying "Nope, you can't do that, he's invincible so you may as well give up."
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