Safe: if you lock it in a box, and you know nothing will happen, it's safe.
Euclid: if you lock it in a box and you have no clue what will happen, it's euclid.
Keter: if you lock it in a box and it breaks out of said box and fucking kills everything in sight, it's keter
Yeah well ███████████████.
Really guys? You're all being a bunch of [DATA EXPUNGED].
-Stop disclosing pending SCP article data in public forums, you'll be on Keter duty for the rest of the year next time i catch you. -Dr. ██████████
row row fight the O5-x
I thought we told you that if you kept threatening people with Keter duty we'd throw you on Keter duty for the rest of the year. Clean up your act, you worthless pieces of [EXPUNGED.]
I sure want that SCP-662...
It's a J article so it's not canon. It would be kind of funny but I doubt it, they don't need an SCP for that, all they need is a bottle of black ink.
Now an SCP that is an endless source of black ink would be useful to them.
To be honest I didn't read the OP.
Just a suggestion, you could keep the introduction, just put it before my intro but after the banners.
Apparently, "Dear God no" is a liquid guys!
I love Dr. Bright.
Did someone say Containment Breach?..
I would kill for the orgasm button.
When are they going to decide what SCP - 001 is?
Normally I avoid watching videos due to how time flies (I wake up early, and enjoy my time before school). Just spent 30 minutes reading 294s experiment log, and the other vending scp.
Actually, scratch that idea, I vote Dr. Bright's cup of sentient orgasm be SCP-001