1. Post #601
    Um, a game that changes itself in an inexplicable way but isn't overtly harmful is exactly what a Euclid should be.
    You do know safe/euclid/keter are referring to the chance/desire the SCP has to be contained and kept away from society?
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  2. Post #602
    No such thing as overkill.
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    In fact pretty much anything that is 'safe' doesn't have many drawbacks.
    Well, technically, this isn't true- safe just means it's understood and its behavior can be predicted. A gun or rat poison would be considered 'safe'. On the other hand, a gun that sometimes shot flowers and sometimes shot anti-tank rockets would be a Euclid, and one that levitates in the air and hunts people would be a Keter.
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  3. Post #603
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    Time to start writing!
    You and me both, amigo. I'm currently working on my story.

    Edited:

    You do know safe/euclid/keter are referring to the chance/desire the SCP has to be contained and kept away from society?
    use the locked box theory as SCP says:

    Safe: if you lock it in a box, and you know nothing will happen, it's safe.
    Euclid: if you lock it in a box and you have no clue what will happen, it's euclid.
    Keter: if you lock it in a box and it breaks out of said box and fucking kills everything in sight, it's keter
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  4. Post #604
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/remus

    Done a little more polishing.
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  5. Post #605
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    Here's my current set of drafts:
    http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/zombiis-test

    Mmhmm.
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  6. Post #606
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    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-802

    Aww, it's a big harmless caterpillar tank. Except for the fact that it would run you over.
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  7. Post #607
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    Here's my current set of drafts:
    http://sandbox.scp-wiki.net/zombiis-test

    Mmhmm.
    Leading to, eventually, a total stop in [DATA EXPUNGED] in the local environment.
    metabolism?
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  8. Post #608
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    metabolism?
    No, ██████ ████████.
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  9. Post #609
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    No, ██████ ████████.
    Pfft, that idea is ████
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  10. Post #610
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    Yeah well ███████████████.
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  11. Post #611
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    September 2008
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    Really guys? You're all being a bunch of [DATA EXPUNGED].
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  12. Post #612
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    Really guys? You're all being a bunch of [DATA EXPUNGED].
    Shut your [REDACTED]
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  13. Post #613
    -Stop disclosing pending SCP article data in public forums, you'll be on Keter duty for the rest of the year next time i catch you. -Dr. ██████████
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  14. Post #614
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    row row fight the O5-x
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  15. Post #615
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    December 2009
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    I thought we told you that if you kept threatening people with Keter duty we'd throw you on Keter duty for the rest of the year. Clean up your act, you worthless pieces of [EXPUNGED.]
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  16. Post #616
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    I sure want that SCP-662...
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  17. Post #617
    Dennab
    July 2009
    7,650 Posts
    You guys know there is an SCP called the X-Sponge, which eats text off the paper, which is where [EXPUNGED] comes from.

    Edited:

    SCP wise.

    Edited:

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459-j
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  18. Post #618
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    Hey, Empty_Shadow, I did an op rewrite using ~banners~.

    Check it out:
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit...20Document.txt
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  19. Post #619
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    September 2008
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    Note ██/██/1939:We need to figure this one out. If we can just understand how it does what it does, we could have an unlimited supply of energy. All the top researchers on it, stat! -Site ██ Supervisor J█████ R█████ O██████████

    Note ██/██/1942: R█████, I've figured it out. What to do with it. We simply [DATA REDACTED] It'll work. -Senior Researcher A█████ E███████

    Note ██/██/1942: It did work. We're moving forward with this project, as of now. Good job A█████, you've got a promotion coming. We'll be [DATA EXPUNGED] -Site ██ Supervisor J█████ R█████ O██████████

    Note ██/██/1945: My god, what have we done? -Site ██ Supervisor J█████ R█████ O██████████
    Rich.

    Edited:

    You guys know there is an SCP called the X-Sponge, which eats text off the paper, which is where [EXPUNGED] comes from.

    Edited:

    SCP wise.

    Edited:

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1459-j
    It's a j article, and is pretty recent. I don't think it was the original cause of expunged, but it does fit.
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  20. Post #620
    Dennab
    July 2009
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    Rich.

    Edited:

    It's a j article, and is pretty recent. I don't think it was the original cause of expunged, but it does fit.
    well it makes sense for me. I personally think it fits amazingly considering how silly SCP is.
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  21. Post #621
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    January 2009
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    It's a J article so it's not canon. It would be kind of funny but I doubt it, they don't need an SCP for that, all they need is a bottle of black ink.

    Edited:

    Now an SCP that is an endless source of black ink would be useful to them.
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  22. Post #622
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    June 2010
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    It's a J article so it's not canon. It would be kind of funny but I doubt it, they don't need an SCP for that, all they need is a bottle of black ink.

    Edited:

    Now an SCP that is an endless source of black ink would be useful to them.
    The coffee machine
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  23. Post #623
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    July 2009
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    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-802

    Aww, it's a big harmless caterpillar tank. Except for the fact that it would run you over.
    reminds me of a short foreign animation I once saw.
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  24. Post #624
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    Hey, Empty_Shadow, I did an op rewrite using ~banners~.

    Check it out:
    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3965132/shit...20Document.txt
    You removed everything I wrote :saddowns:
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  25. Post #625
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    To be honest I didn't read the OP.


    Just a suggestion, you could keep the introduction, just put it before my intro but after the banners.
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  26. Post #626
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  27. Post #627
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  28. Post #628
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    138) Dr. Bright may not put "A cup of orgasm" from SCP-294 through SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting.

    138.1) Dr. Bright may not use SCP-294 to create a "cup of memetic orgasm" and use it on worldwide television.

    138.5) Dr. Bright is not permitted to use SCP-294 to create orgasms of any kind, memetic, sentient or otherwise.

    138.6) Given the results of requesting a cup of "Dear God No", Dr.Bright is no longer allowed to use SCP-294 directly or outside of approved testing.
    Apparently, "Dear God no" is a liquid guys!
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  29. Post #629
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    April 2009
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    I love Dr. Bright.
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  30. Post #630
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    Did someone say Containment Breach?..
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  31. Post #631
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    Did someone say Containment Breach?..
    Better call Rights for a "verdict".
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  32. Post #632
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    Apparently, "Dear God no" is a liquid guys!
    I'm more interested in the sentient orgasm.
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  33. Post #633
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    June 2010
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    I would kill for the orgasm button.
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  34. Post #634
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    July 2009
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    I would kill for the orgasm button.
    I'd use it on 628 for shits and giggles. Maybe he shoots acid or something.
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  35. Post #635
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    When are they going to decide what SCP - 001 is?
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  36. Post #636
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    When are they going to decide what SCP - 001 is?
    I vote Dr. Clef's proposal.
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  37. Post #637
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    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-802

    Aww, it's a big harmless caterpillar tank. Except for the fact that it would run you over.
    I hear the Machine Spirit's voice.
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  38. Post #638
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    September 2008
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    Normally I avoid watching videos due to how time flies (I wake up early, and enjoy my time before school). Just spent 30 minutes reading 294s experiment log, and the other vending scp.
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  39. Post #639
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    Actually, scratch that idea, I vote Dr. Bright's cup of sentient orgasm be SCP-001
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  40. Post #640
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    Anyone else searched the picture of 682 on Tineye? The other pictures are fucking creepy


    strong soviet men attempt to destroy SCP-682 by choking with stick
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