1. Post #1361
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    MajorMattem's Avatar
    March 2010
    3,117 Posts
    Went to my local art museum.

    Saw SCP-173.

    Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.
    SCP are trying to find ways of hiding the copies made when it kills someone, and what better way of doing it than putting it in a museum?
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  2. Post #1362
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    June 2010
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    Take as many pictures as you can, Neat. Where are you in the US?
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  3. Post #1363
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    January 2010
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    So that's what the rest of 682 looks like!
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  4. Post #1364
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    MajorMattem's Avatar
    March 2010
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    So that's what the rest of 682 looks like!
    It was taken away by russian special forces.

    The russians are in possesion of 682

    :ohdear:
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  5. Post #1365
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    No_0ne's Avatar
    October 2005
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    Went to my local art museum.

    Saw SCP-173.

    Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.
    It's a good thing you didn't blink.
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  6. Post #1366
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    February 2010
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    oh man if i saw 173 irl i'd probably shit myself
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  7. Post #1367
    It being an art museum, I doubt they'd let me in with one.

    I'LL FIND A WAY
    Cellphone
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  8. Post #1368
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.
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  9. Post #1369
    Dwarfy77's Avatar
    April 2010
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    Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.
    Or better yet, run in with a labcoat and friends with airsoft guns painted to look real yelling 'KETER CLASS OBJECT HAS ESCAPED, DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT' before stealing it and selling it to someone on the internet
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  10. Post #1370
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    and then get arrested
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  11. Post #1371
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    January 2010
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    Or better yet, run in with a labcoat and friends with airsoft guns painted to look real yelling 'KETER CLASS OBJECT HAS ESCAPED, DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT' before stealing it and selling it to someone on the internet
    I'm pretty sure it's a famous piece of art.

    Edited:

    Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.
    Or hide it in your false beard.
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  12. Post #1372
    Dwarfy77's Avatar
    April 2010
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    and then get arrested
    Worth it.
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  13. Post #1373
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    August 2009
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    or have a mobile phone with camera capability sticking out of your pocket ever-so-slightly, so you can casually take a quiet, sneaky picture.

    Then some girl passes by and says 'why are you fiddling with your cock' and you can say 'for you baby' so, in the end, you get a girl and a picture.

    Then you can montauk her.
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  14. Post #1374
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    June 2010
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    I'm pretty sure it's a famous piece of art.

    Edited:


    Or hide it in your false beard.
    Wasn't it made by some asian dude who made more? I'm pretty sure someone posted about it earlier.
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  15. Post #1375
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

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    Wasn't it made by some asian dude who made more? I'm pretty sure someone posted about it earlier.
    Izumi Kato.
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  16. Post #1376

    Then you can montauk her.
    This has to be made into a running gag, using montauk in place of verbs.
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  17. Post #1377
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    This has to be made into a running gag, using montauk in place of verbs.
    You can't say something should be made into a running gag.
    It just has to happen.
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  18. Post #1378
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    November 2010
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    This has to be made into a running gag, using montauk in place of verbs.
    Montauk
    Mon~ta~ook
    Verb

    To [REDACTED] an object (living or otherwise) to a point of submission or obedience.

    E.g: "Oh my god Billy! What the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] are you doing?!"
    "I'm Montauking your wife john."
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  19. Post #1379
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    July 2008
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    You can't say something should be made into a running gag.
    It just has to happen.
    Yeah I agree, you just have to let it Montauk
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  20. Post #1380
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    August 2009
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    Some people say spank the monkey, others say flog the dolphin, pirates may say shiver the timbers, literate people will call it masturbating.
    but SCP people? They call it 'Montauking the Minotaur'
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  21. Post #1381
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    April 2010
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    'Dr bright is no longer aloud to montauk any D-class personal, I don't care what they owe you, next time you do im going to [Data Redacted] you so hard you wont be able to walk for a week'
    'Jesus christ someone has it out for Bright don't they'
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  22. Post #1382
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    October 2008
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    Went to my local art museum.

    Saw SCP-173.

    Jesus fucking christ I should have brought a camera.
    They probably would have had to drag me out of the museum screaming gibberish
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  23. Post #1383
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-387

    Experiment 387-e: Once a normal community of 387 was constructed, a small mound of Megablocks (a common copy of Lego) was placed near the community. When this happened, everything constructed of 387 stopped moving, turned slowly towards the Megablocks and [EXPUNGED].

    Addendum 387-6: Jesus fucking Christ. - Dr. Arch
    megablocks fucking suck
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  24. Post #1384
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    They probably would have had to drag me out of the museum screaming gibberish
    I'm just picturing you screaming "EMERGENCY ORDER PATMOS CAIN AND ABEL ARE TO BE SECURED IMMEDIATELY"
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  25. Post #1385
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    April 2010
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    I'm just picturing you screaming "EMERGENCY ORDER PATMOS CAIN AND ABEL ARE TO BE SECURED IMMEDIATELY"
    Oh god, note to self, never drink coffee while browsing this thread, it burns
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  26. Post #1386
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

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    1:16 PM - Remus: I saw The Flesh that Hates (a replica of it) in the Brisbane modern art gallery
    1:16 PM - Zombii: cool
    1:16 PM - Zombii: what
    1:16 PM - Zombii: a replica of the hell miniature?
    1:16 PM - Remus: ye
    1:16 PM - Remus: like
    1:17 PM - Remus: that pic in the article
    1:17 PM - Zombii: coo
    1:17 PM - Remus: it was a replica of that
    1:17 PM - Remus: i nearly shat myself
    1:17 PM - Remus: :V
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  27. Post #1387
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
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    went back and managed to snap a shit picture



    shot from a quality motorola razr.
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  28. Post #1388
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    July 2007
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    It's okay, not like I needed to sleep anyway.

    Edited:

    holy fuck it's like it's looking at me through the monitor
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  29. Post #1389
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    NOENOPENOPENOPENOPENPOENPOENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOP ENOPE
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  30. Post #1390
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
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    It's okay, not like I needed to sleep anyway.

    Edited:

    holy fuck it's like it's looking at me through the monitor
    [h2]DON'T BLINK[/h2]

    Edited:

    aww it has a 'lil dong
    didn't notice that
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  31. Post #1391
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    July 2009
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    went back and managed to snap a shit picture



    shot from a quality motorola razr.
    Did the artist seriously sculpt a nasty, black gooch for that thing? Guess that's how 173 managed to duplicate in that non-canon article
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  33. Post #1393
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    avatar post
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  34. Post #1394
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
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    Take as many pictures as you can, Neat. Where are you in the US?
    The museum is somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona. Forget which though. It was part of an exhibition, I think. Wasn't on the pamphlet either, scared the shit out of me.
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  35. Post #1395
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    The museum is somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona. Forget which though. It was part of an exhibition, I think. Wasn't on the pamphlet either, scared the shit out of me.
    oh god it's on the same continent as me
    brb moving to japan
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  36. Post #1396
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    April 2010
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    Oh hey, thats cool, Didn't feel like sleeping after 3rd degree coffee burns anyways.
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  37. Post #1397
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    soon

    Edited:

    The museum is somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona. Forget which though. It was part of an exhibition, I think. Wasn't on the pamphlet either, scared the shit out of me.
    oh hey, my boyfriend lives near Phoenix
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  38. Post #1398
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    Come to think of it a museum seems like the perfect place to keep 173, figure somebody is always looking at it intensely for hours on end.
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  39. Post #1399
    [b]MASSIVE HOMOPHOBE[/b]

    April 2010
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    What happens at closing hours?

    Edited:

    1:50 PM - Zombii: tell your boyfriend it's going to rape him slowly with it's huge black stone cock
    1:51 PM - Zombii: obv best idea
    1:51 PM - Zombii: and then kill him
    Thanks for the mental image, Zombii.
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  40. Post #1400
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    December 2008
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    What happens at closing hours?

    Edited:



    Thanks for the mental image, Zombii.
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