Take as many pictures as you can, Neat. Where are you in the US?
oh man if i saw 173 irl i'd probably shit myself
Pinhole camera hidden in your clothing.
and then get arrested
or have a mobile phone with camera capability sticking out of your pocket ever-so-slightly, so you can casually take a quiet, sneaky picture.
Then some girl passes by and says 'why are you fiddling with your cock' and you can say 'for you baby' so, in the end, you get a girl and a picture.
Then you can montauk her.
To [REDACTED] an object (living or otherwise) to a point of submission or obedience.
E.g: "Oh my god Billy! What the [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] are you doing?!"
"I'm Montauking your wife john."
Some people say spank the monkey, others say flog the dolphin, pirates may say shiver the timbers, literate people will call it masturbating.
but SCP people? They call it 'Montauking the Minotaur'
'Dr bright is no longer aloud to montauk any D-class personal, I don't care what they owe you, next time you do im going to [Data Redacted] you so hard you wont be able to walk for a week'
'Jesus christ someone has it out for Bright don't they'
went back and managed to snap a shit picture
shot from a quality motorola razr.
It's okay, not like I needed to sleep anyway.
holy fuck it's like it's looking at me through the monitor
Come to think of it a museum seems like the perfect place to keep 173, figure somebody is always looking at it intensely for hours on end.
What happens at closing hours?
Thanks for the mental image, Zombii.