[Blooper Reel]

CdeMonkey posted:

Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies, and also 2: how is scp-447 NOT A -J GODDAMN


Edit: holy crap, scp 451 is depressing to read, especially his diary

That's sort of the point. What SCP-447 does to dead bodies is deliberately left out as a mystery via a [DATA EXPUNGED], allowing the viewer to fill in the blanks.

Of course, [DATA EXPUNGED] isn't always used properly. It's the reason why SCP-579 is my least favourite article (Since it's basically "[DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] OOOOH SCARY MONSTER YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ARE YOU SCARED YET? [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]")

[NanoSquid]

CdeMonkey posted:

Okay, two questions: 1: what does scp-447 do to dead bodies

Something so horrible you don't even want to know.

[Wilford Brimley]

It literally made 05-2 shit his pants when Dr. Bright spilled green gelatin on a dead D-Class as a joke according to the "Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation" page, so it's probably pretty bad.

[Megadick]

Rofl,

so long as said lubricant is never used to lubricate dead bodies.

[Zakkin]

It probably lubes up their dick (or create one if they don't have one), re-animates them, and have them go fuck the nearest and highest in authority up the arse.

Then the victims arse probably smells a bit minty afterwards.

[commandhat]

Zakkin posted:

It probably lubes up their dick (or create one if they don't have one), re-animates them, and have them go fuck the nearest and highest in authority up the arse.

Then the victims arse probably smells a bit minty afterwards.

According to the end of the Experiment log, that's probably exactly what happens. Of course, since reading that, now I'm afraid to open SCP fanfics simply because of the phrase "covered in a huge glob of SCP 447"...

[UncleJimmema]

Here's some good SCP material
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=mvlgMpW-IvU

[bunnyspy1]

what number is the pinata one I want to read up on it

[DohEntertainmen]

bunnyspy1 posted:

what number is the pinata one I want to read up on it

Here you go.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-956

[bunnyspy1]

thank you

Edited:

I thought this SCP-001 was cool.
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scantron-s-proposal/

[Chernzobog]

I made this shitty 682 doodle yesterday and am planning on re-doing it so it looks good


He's adapting i guess. What do you think of the pose/general concept?

[Aperture fan]

Chernzobog posted:

I made this shitty 682 doodle yesterday and am planning on re-doing it so it looks good


He's adapting i guess. What do you think of the pose/general concept?

Looks like somebody's been using

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-067

[Chernzobog]

Aperture fan posted:

Looks like somebody's been using

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-067

Thanks I think

[Vollybomb]

Anybody else think that the car from From a Buick 8 by Stephan King would make and awesome SCP?

[Vollybomb]

Yay!

[bunnyspy1]

congratulations! I don't think I'll ever apply, I have the imagination but not the patience.

[Spycrabz]

Vollybomb posted:

Yay!

Prepare for months of writer's block and verbal abuse from Yoric.

[Zakkin]

I'm thinking that I should join. I've got many ideas and I'm brilliant at making up stories, atmospheres, character profiles, etc. Hell, if I wasn't aiming for a job in animation, I'd be a writer.

[ElectricSquid]

Zakkin posted:

I'm thinking that I should join. I've got many ideas and I'm brilliant at making up stories, atmospheres, character profiles, etc. Hell, if I wasn't aiming for a job in animation, I'd be a writer.

Can you write and do animation? If not both at once, then one as a job and the other as a hobby or something?

[Zakkin]

ElectricSquid posted:

Can you write and do animation? If not both at once, then one as a job and the other as a hobby or something?

Currently, animation's a hobby. And yes, I can do both.
I'm hoping to save up for a tablet or some sort of 3D animation program, but writing's free.

Edit: I tried, I got accepted. Whoo.

[schleimgurke1]

Well this is interesting. Brb, reading a shitload of these

[Someone4956]

We need more Dr.Tendo

[Wilford Brimley]

Applying for membership in a nutshell

[brandonsh]

Zakkin posted:

Currently, animation's a hobby.

I am also animation hobbying. Not very good yet though.

[Spycrabz]

This tagline seems familiar.

[strayebyrd]

I was about to say 'well duh it's Walt fucking Whitman' but then realised that wasn't what you were talking about

[DrBright]

Enh. Applying is easy, as long as yer not a massive moron. Back in my day, we had a giant application process... Kept out the trolls. These days, most trolls can't even be bothered to fill out a SIMPLE application. Kids these days ain't got no drive.

[mankind_me]

DrBright posted:

Enh. Applying is easy, as long as yer not a massive moron. Back in my day, we had a giant application process... Kept out the trolls. These days, most trolls can't even be bothered to fill out a SIMPLE application. Kids these days ain't got no drive.

Yeah, I think I did actually complete one of those giant forms, can't remember though

[the_headcrab]

Empty_Shadow posted:

[mankind_me]

If you're scared of that one, try reading SCP-106 at night

[Da_Maniac_]

mankind_me posted:

If you're scared of that one, try reading SCP-106 at night

NOPE.

TAKE ALL OF MY NOPE.

NOPENOPENOPE

[ThermalArc]

scp 131 being used as wardens for scp 173
neat

[Neat!]

KETERKETERKETERKETERKETER

[UntouchedShadow]

If you ever need a laugh to get all the scare out of you, try reading about SCP-666-J.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j

[ElectricSquid]

Neat! posted:

KETERKETERKETERKETERKETER

It's the Hebrew word for crown.

[Neat!]

ElectricSquid posted:

It's the Hebrew word for crown.

I know but now the word is disturbing

[credesniper]

It feels to even mutter keter. I feel like I just used a keyphrase to summon some scp to my location.
Guys I just don

[CheeseMan]

credesniper posted:

It feels to even mutter keter. I feel like I just used a keyphrase to summon some scp to my location.
Guys I just don

wow I can imagine how fucked up it would have been to live under a hebrew king

*crown rolls off of king's head*
"yo sir you dropped your uh ke-"
"no don't"

[ElectricSquid]

I googled Keter and looked at the images results.

Nothing but a fuckton of sheds.

[Neat!]

why did i make this
http://sexeel.ytmnd.com/