1. Post #2761
    Secure, Contain, Protect.
    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,965 Posts
    shit i dunno but it did make me shit myself
    If I walked into the same room as that thing, I would probably shit a literal brick.
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  2. Post #2762
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,652 Posts
    Late response, but

    "IT'S" IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT" AND "IS," NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN.


    Contraction: It's a fucking travesty that you don't understand basic grammar.

    Possessive: I looked at a chart showing your brain. Its activity is incredibly low because you're stupid.



    I needed to get that grammar shit off my tongue.
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  3. Post #2763
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    If I walked into the same room as that thing, I would probably shit a literal brick.
    you had to pay to get into the area with 173 it was bullshit
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  4. Post #2764
    Gold Member
    DesolateGrun's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,258 Posts
    I bullied my brother into playing scp087 and 087b about 4 times, I tried to record him playing but the files were corrupted on craps, oh man we were screaming when the face just kept getting closer

    I'm writting my first scp, has this idea been taken? A blanket that when covering someone protects the user.from any harm(and monsters)

    I'm about a quarter done
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  5. Post #2765
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    Problem's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,146 Posts
    Late response, but

    "IT'S" IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT" AND "IS," NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN.


    Contraction: It's a fucking travesty that you don't understand basic grammar.

    Possessive: I looked at a chart showing your brain. Its activity is incredibly low because you're stupid.



    I needed to get that grammar shit off my tongue.
    Wow, chill the fuck out.
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  6. Post #2766
    Gold Member
    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,744 Posts
    Late response, but
    "IT'S" IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT" AND "IS," NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN.

    I needed to get that grammar shit off my tongue.
    Fixed.

    Fixed even more.
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  7. Post #2767
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,205 Posts
    I just read this: http://news.discovery.com/animals/ch...go-120202.html
    The article's picture is:

    Immediately I thought of SCPs.
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  8. Post #2768
    Gasjockey's Avatar
    September 2011
    353 Posts
    I just read this: http://news.discovery.com/animals/ch...go-120202.html
    The article's picture is:

    Immediately I thought of SCPs.
    “Chupacabra/Montauk Monster-looking creature.”

    "Montauk"
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  9. Post #2769
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,205 Posts
    “Chupacabra/Montauk Monster-looking creature.”

    "Montauk"
    Montauk me like one of your [REDACTED]
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  10. Post #2770
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
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  11. Post #2771
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    Tetsmega's Avatar
    October 2006
    6,810 Posts
    Text should have been lower so the black bar was on his crotch
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  12. Post #2772
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    Text should have been lower so the black bar was on his crotch
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  13. Post #2773
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    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,281 Posts
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  14. Post #2774
    Gold Member
    Griffster26's Avatar
    November 2011
    12,235 Posts
    Mystery of "What the hell is SCP-835" solved.





    Just some stuff growing on a dock.
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  15. Post #2775
    Gold Member
    Crimor's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,637 Posts
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination

    Shit like this is why I love the SCP site.


    Destroyer! I know you are out there! This has all the hallmarks of one of your tricks! If you don't want this man to die, then come in here with your hands and your ukelele up!
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  16. Post #2776
    AlphaNoob4's Avatar
    March 2009
    419 Posts
    ME [REDACTED]
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  17. Post #2777
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,652 Posts
    I'd like to apologize for my grammar fit up there.


    Sorry guys.
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  18. Post #2778
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    Crimor's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,637 Posts
    It's okay, it's the only way they'll learn.
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  19. Post #2779
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    At least you flipped a shit over grammar and not something even more mundane. Maybe he learned now.
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  20. Post #2780
    IrishBandit's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,715 Posts
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination

    Shit like this is why I love the SCP site.


    Destroyer! I know you are out there! This has all the hallmarks of one of your tricks! If you don't want this man to die, then come in here with your hands and your ukelele up!
    I'm just curious: was it REALLY necessary to cast the kill item in the shape of a giant steel fist?

    Not really, no.
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  21. Post #2781
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,205 Posts
    I didn't understand that... SCP-809 is a pair of boots.
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  22. Post #2782
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    10,829 Posts
    I didn't understand that... SCP-809 is a pair of boots.
    And a useful pair of boots to, they're great for interrogations.
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  23. Post #2783
    Bobv2's Avatar
    January 2010
    962 Posts
    http://www.customink.com/designs/scp..._txt-_-button1

    I made a design but I can't see myself spending fifty dollars on it
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  24. Post #2784
    PeonMVC's Avatar
    June 2011
    267 Posts
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-202

    Does that mean he must shove shit up his asshole to puke whole foods?
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  25. Post #2785
    Gold Member
    Crimor's Avatar
    June 2008
    10,637 Posts
    I didn't understand that... SCP-809 is a pair of boots.
    It's about a previous 809, which was a clockwork android, kinda, extremely badly written.
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  26. Post #2786
    Dennab
    September 2011
    1,790 Posts
    I just read this: http://news.discovery.com/animals/ch...go-120202.html
    The article's picture is:

    Immediately I thought of SCPs.
    682
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  27. Post #2787
    Ghhostface's Avatar
    October 2011
    182 Posts
    I bullied my brother into playing scp087 and 087b about 4 times, I tried to record him playing but the files were corrupted on craps, oh man we were screaming when the face just kept getting closer

    I'm writting my first scp, has this idea been taken? A blanket that when covering someone protects the user.from any harm(and monsters)

    I'm about a quarter done
    That could be a pretty good -j
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  28. Post #2788
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
    Katatonic717's Avatar
    September 2010
    8,989 Posts
    I was watching this shitty movie on SyFy, and they went into this metal underground corridor that looked extremely familiar, then it hit me.
    It was fucking 895.
    I paused my DVR, looked up the article, and yeah, same exact place.
    I wish I remember the name of the movie.
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  29. Post #2789
    Gold Member
    carcarcargo's Avatar
    October 2007
    15,059 Posts
    shit i dunno but it did make me shit myself
    It just looks so silly, I can take it seriously
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  30. Post #2790
     
    ijyt's Avatar
    May 2006
    8,988 Posts
    I wonder what would happen if they sent a blind D-Class down 087. Probably [REDACTED].
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  31. Post #2791
    C:\
    C:\'s Avatar
    March 2011
    1,749 Posts
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-zara-s-personnel-file

    Also does anyone have any good SCP's that include time travel, long exploration logs, otherworldly things, inter-dimensional things, really interesting stories that go to other worlds or stuff like that? I fucking love that sort of shit.

    Edited:

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4357-j
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  32. Post #2792
    Articsledder's Avatar
    November 2011
    699 Posts
    I wonder what would happen if they sent a blind D-Class down 087. Probably [REDACTED].
    They probably would just for the entertainment of watching a D-class trip and fall down 400 flights of stairs
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  33. Post #2793
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    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,180 Posts
    They probably would just for the entertainment of watching a D-class trip and fall down 400 flights of stairs
    sweet Dr Bright and hella D-class
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  34. Post #2794
    Gold Member
    Pernoccuous's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,628 Posts
    why does everyone always use d-class

    it's gotta be sweet bright and hella gerald i mean come on
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  35. Post #2795

    August 2011
    5,969 Posts
    I always wonder how the Foundation manages to get enough d-class for everything. They seem to kill at least 100 a week just for the lulz. There aren't that many death row convicts...or do they pull them from across the world, not just the US?
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  36. Post #2796
    Gold Member
    esalaka's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,138 Posts
    I always wonder how the Foundation manages to get enough d-class for everything. They seem to kill at least 100 a week just for the lulz. There aren't that many death row convicts...or do they pull them from across the world, not just the US?
    Nevermind the 100 per week just for the lulz, they kill the whole batch at the end of every month!
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  37. Post #2797
    Gold Member
    Sunday_Roast's Avatar
    November 2007
    3,423 Posts
    The SCP Foundation.
    Saving prisons from overflowing.
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  38. Post #2798
    C:\
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    March 2011
    1,749 Posts
    new SCP-087 FOOtAge
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  39. Post #2799
    Gold Member
    Drag0nSnak3's Avatar
    October 2007
    1,048 Posts
    Nevermind the 100 per week just for the lulz, they kill the whole batch at the end of every month!
    The monthly termination part always bothered me. Seems like a waste to me.
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  40. Post #2800
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    Aperture fan's Avatar
    February 2008
    4,180 Posts
    The monthly termination part always bothered me. Seems like a waste to me.
    Maybe it's to prevent researchers from becoming too attached to any of them? Or maybe prevent any outbreaks of whatever that may be caused by extended testing.
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