[Zombii]

Neat! posted:

shit i dunno but it did make me shit myself

If I walked into the same room as that thing, I would probably shit a literal brick.

[milkandcooki]

GeneralSergant posted:

I was bored so I accidentally SCP'd

Late response, but

"IT'S" IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT" AND "IS," NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN.


Contraction: It's a fucking travesty that you don't understand basic grammar.

Possessive: I looked at a chart showing your brain. Its activity is incredibly low because you're stupid.



I needed to get that grammar shit off my tongue.

[Neat!]

Zombii posted:

If I walked into the same room as that thing, I would probably shit a literal brick.

you had to pay to get into the area with 173 it was bullshit

[DesolateGrun]

I bullied my brother into playing scp087 and 087b about 4 times, I tried to record him playing but the files were corrupted on craps, oh man we were screaming when the face just kept getting closer

I'm writting my first scp, has this idea been taken? A blanket that when covering someone protects the user.from any harm(and monsters)

I'm about a quarter done

[KnowProblem]

milkandcooki posted:

Late response, but

"IT'S" IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT" AND "IS," NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN.


Contraction: It's a fucking travesty that you don't understand basic grammar.

Possessive: I looked at a chart showing your brain. Its activity is incredibly low because you're stupid.



I needed to get that grammar shit off my tongue.

Wow, chill the fuck out.

[DrasarSalman]

milkandcooki posted:

Late response, but
"IT'S" IS A CONTRACTION OF "IT" AND "IS," NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN.

I needed to get that grammar shit off my tongue.

Fixed.

milkandcooki posted:

Fixed even more.

[ElectricSquid]

I just read this: http://news.discovery.com/animals/ch...go-120202.html
The article's picture is:

Immediately I thought of SCPs.

[Gasjockey]

ElectricSquid posted:

I just read this: http://news.discovery.com/animals/ch...go-120202.html
The article's picture is:

Immediately I thought of SCPs.

“Chupacabra/Montauk Monster-looking creature.”

"Montauk"

[ElectricSquid]

Gasjockey posted:

“Chupacabra/Montauk Monster-looking creature.”

"Montauk"

Montauk me like one of your [REDACTED]

[Neat!]

[Tetsmega]

Neat! posted:

Text should have been lower so the black bar was on his crotch

[Neat!]

Tetsmega posted:

Text should have been lower so the black bar was on his crotch

[wewt!]

[Griffster26]

Mystery of "What the hell is SCP-835" solved.





Just some stuff growing on a dock.

[Crimor]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination

Shit like this is why I love the SCP site.


Destroyer! I know you are out there! This has all the hallmarks of one of your tricks! If you don't want this man to die, then come in here with your hands and your ukelele up!

[AlphaNoob4]

wewt! posted:

ME [REDACTED]

[milkandcooki]

I'd like to apologize for my grammar fit up there.


Sorry guys.

[Crimor]

It's okay, it's the only way they'll learn.

[Neat!]

At least you flipped a shit over grammar and not something even more mundane. Maybe he learned now.

[IrishBandit]

Crimor posted:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp809termination

Shit like this is why I love the SCP site.


Destroyer! I know you are out there! This has all the hallmarks of one of your tricks! If you don't want this man to die, then come in here with your hands and your ukelele up!

I'm just curious: was it REALLY necessary to cast the kill item in the shape of a giant steel fist?

Not really, no.

[ElectricSquid]

I didn't understand that... SCP-809 is a pair of boots.

[asteroidrules]

ElectricSquid posted:

I didn't understand that... SCP-809 is a pair of boots.

And a useful pair of boots to, they're great for interrogations.

[Bobv2]

http://www.customink.com/designs/scp..._txt-_-button1

I made a design but I can't see myself spending fifty dollars on it

[PeonMVC]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-202

Does that mean he must shove shit up his asshole to puke whole foods?

[Crimor]

ElectricSquid posted:

I didn't understand that... SCP-809 is a pair of boots.

It's about a previous 809, which was a clockwork android, kinda, extremely badly written.

[Megadick]

ElectricSquid posted:

I just read this: http://news.discovery.com/animals/ch...go-120202.html
The article's picture is:

Immediately I thought of SCPs.

682

[Ghhostface]

DesolateGrun posted:

I bullied my brother into playing scp087 and 087b about 4 times, I tried to record him playing but the files were corrupted on craps, oh man we were screaming when the face just kept getting closer

I'm writting my first scp, has this idea been taken? A blanket that when covering someone protects the user.from any harm(and monsters)

I'm about a quarter done

That could be a pretty good -j

[Katatonic717]

I was watching this shitty movie on SyFy, and they went into this metal underground corridor that looked extremely familiar, then it hit me.
It was fucking 895.
I paused my DVR, looked up the article, and yeah, same exact place.
I wish I remember the name of the movie.

[carcarcargo]

Neat! posted:

shit i dunno but it did make me shit myself

It just looks so silly, I can take it seriously

[ijyt]

I wonder what would happen if they sent a blind D-Class down 087. Probably [REDACTED].

[C:\]

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dr-zara-s-personnel-file

Also does anyone have any good SCP's that include time travel, long exploration logs, otherworldly things, inter-dimensional things, really interesting stories that go to other worlds or stuff like that? I fucking love that sort of shit.

Edited:

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4357-j

[Articsledder]

ijyt posted:

I wonder what would happen if they sent a blind D-Class down 087. Probably [REDACTED].

They probably would just for the entertainment of watching a D-class trip and fall down 400 flights of stairs

[Aperture fan]

Articsledder posted:

They probably would just for the entertainment of watching a D-class trip and fall down 400 flights of stairs

sweet Dr Bright and hella D-class

[Pernoccuous]

why does everyone always use d-class

it's gotta be sweet bright and hella gerald i mean come on

[rinoaff33]

I always wonder how the Foundation manages to get enough d-class for everything. They seem to kill at least 100 a week just for the lulz. There aren't that many death row convicts...or do they pull them from across the world, not just the US?

[esalaka]

rinoaff33 posted:

I always wonder how the Foundation manages to get enough d-class for everything. They seem to kill at least 100 a week just for the lulz. There aren't that many death row convicts...or do they pull them from across the world, not just the US?

Nevermind the 100 per week just for the lulz, they kill the whole batch at the end of every month!

[Sunday_Roast]

The SCP Foundation.
Saving prisons from overflowing.

[C:\]

new SCP-087 FOOtAge

[Drag0nSnak3]

esalaka posted:

Nevermind the 100 per week just for the lulz, they kill the whole batch at the end of every month!

The monthly termination part always bothered me. Seems like a waste to me.

[Aperture fan]

Drag0nSnak3 posted:

The monthly termination part always bothered me. Seems like a waste to me.

Maybe it's to prevent researchers from becoming too attached to any of them? Or maybe prevent any outbreaks of whatever that may be caused by extended testing.