1. Post #2881
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    DesolateGrun's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,255 Posts
    Satan's Hands, lamb's blood, various human wastes including remains, and Paper Mâché made out of any old newspapers and glue you might have lying around.
    mixture of feces and blood to cover the floor
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  2. Post #2882
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  3. Post #2883
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    credesniper's Avatar
    September 2008
    5,559 Posts
    Subject: SCP-168
    Photographed Activity: Sitting on its table.
    Photo Result: An unidentified male teenager is using SCP-168 to solve several pages of mathematical equations; several textbooks (with titles such as "Complicated Math", "Difficult Math", and "Math You Need Your Calculator For") are visible.
    He just wants to be a good calculator.
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  4. Post #2884
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    [Seed Eater]'s Avatar
    July 2011
    5,664 Posts
    Here, have this 1080p 087 simulator footage.

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  5. Post #2885
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
    9,481 Posts
    I kinda wanna write an SCP on this


    But I don't know if it should go in jokes or srs, or if it should be considered Safe or Euclid. If joke, possibly keter.

    (I assume you all know what such vans contain. If not, it's-.. Probably the source of inspiration for Protocol 110-Montauk.)
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  6. Post #2886
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    18,859 Posts
    I kinda wanna write an SCP on this


    But I don't know if it should go in jokes or srs, or if it should be considered Safe or Euclid. If joke, possibly keter.

    (I assume you all know what such vans contain. If not, it's-.. Probably the source of inspiration for Protocol 110-Montauk.)
    I thought that it would be something similar to that book about a Buick Steven King wrote, where it's actually a portal to another world that just happens to be in the shape of a car.

    That van is definite SCP fuel though.
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  7. Post #2887
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
    9,481 Posts
    I thought that it would be something similar to that book about a Buick Steven King wrote, where it's actually a portal to another world that just happens to be in the shape of a car.

    That van is definite SCP fuel though.
    It'd be something like a van of varying make, vintage and model, though always in a dirty white, either appearing at seemingly random on unobserved parking spaces, with no aparent means of getting there. Cameras by the gate to parking garages have shown no van of such model or colour enter or exit in the timespan it has been there, and noone questioned seems to know about it. It seems to have a preference to areas near parks or playgrounds, and have an odd, possibly psycic ability to attract children, who upon entering and closing the door will go missing for some amount of time, only to reapear anywhere within twenty-fifty miles, either dead and dismembered or badly beaten and wounded, though still alive, and more often than not with signs of long, brutal rape.

    When entered by a person above the age of approximately 15 years, depending on the mental maturity of the person, it'll seem like a regular, ill-kept van, containing a few scattered tools and often a dirty, moldy (Possibly blood/semen-strained) blanket in the corner, though interior may vary.

    Edited:

    Containment is the tricky part, since if it's a 'quantum-van' that can only move when not observed, it would be as simple as to tow it to a site it and point a camera at it at all times, whereas other containment would seem near impossible. One removes the scariness of it, the other the SCP part of it.
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  8. Post #2888
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    July 2011
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    It'd be something like a van of varying make, vintage and model, though always in a dirty white, either appearing at seemingly random on unobserved parking spaces, with no aparent means of getting there. Cameras by the gate to parking garages have shown no van of such model or colour enter or exit in the timespan it has been there, and noone questioned seems to know about it. It seems to have a preference to areas near parks or playgrounds, and have an odd, possibly psycic ability to attract children, who upon entering and closing the door will go missing for some amount of time, only to reapear anywhere within twenty-fifty miles, either dead and dismembered or badly beaten and wounded, though still alive, and more often than not with signs of long, brutal rape.

    When entered by a person above the age of approximately 15 years, depending on the mental maturity of the person, it'll seem like a regular, ill-kept van, containing a few scattered tools and often a dirty, moldy (Possibly blood/semen-strained) blanket in the corner, though interior may vary.

    Edited:

    Containment is the tricky part, since if it's a 'quantum-van' that can only move when not observed, it would be as simple as to tow it to a site it and point a camera at it at all times, whereas other containment would seem near impossible. One removes the scariness of it, the other the SCP part of it.
    You actually spurred me to think of something similar. Instead of a white pedovan, you could do it as a shiny fancy black van, like an FBI-kind, since black vans are kind of an urban legend like black helicopters are anymore. Similar premise- it just appears or disappears without entering or leaving, but not as dark.
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  9. Post #2889
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
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    You actually spurred me to think of something similar. Instead of a white pedovan, you could do it as a shiny fancy black van, like an FBI-kind, since black vans are kind of an urban legend like black helicopters are anymore. Similar premise- it just appears or disappears without entering or leaving, but not as dark.
    I quite like this idea. Maybe have it so there's some dude who occasionally hops in the back of the van and never comes out, like it's a surveillance van.
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  10. Post #2890
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,188 Posts
    IIRC there was one SCP that was a big black SUV or van that patrolled the roads of a forest in Russia, and it was known to be highly aggressive.
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  11. Post #2891
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
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    You actually spurred me to think of something similar. Instead of a white pedovan, you could do it as a shiny fancy black van, like an FBI-kind, since black vans are kind of an urban legend like black helicopters are anymore. Similar premise- it just appears or disappears without entering or leaving, but not as dark.
    Well, the black vans/helicopters don't seem to have much reason to be contained, whereas the rapekillpedovan is a major danger to children around the nation, given that it can appear anywhere at practically any time, with one or more young, innocent children's lives and wellbeing at stake every time.
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  12. Post #2892
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    February 2011
    5,413 Posts
    I'm pretty sure we already have a SCP like that, only it's a communist era vehicle that openly attacks passerbys, occasionally kidnaps them too, but it still appears and disappears out of nowhere.
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  13. Post #2893
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    July 2011
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    Well, the black vans/helicopters don't seem to have much reason to be contained, whereas the rapekillpedovan is a major danger to children around the nation, given that it can appear anywhere at practically any time, with one or more young, innocent children's lives and wellbeing at stake every time.
    Just because it doesn't need to be contained doesn't mean it couldn't work. There's plenty of safe SCPs that remain uncontained because they pose no threat.

    And I guess there's already one similar anyhow.
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  14. Post #2894
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
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    ...Oh, yeah, you're right. SCP-265. I'll try typing something up anyway, see how it turns out.

    Edited:

    Just because it doesn't need to be contained doesn't mean it couldn't work. There's plenty of safe SCPs that remain uncontained because they pose no threat.

    And I guess there's already one similar anyhow.
    Well yes, but if you don't have this van somewhere you know where it is, it'd appear as several unrelated but similar incidents, instead of a single object.
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  15. Post #2895
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,622 Posts


    On 231's discussion page.

    Hah.
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  16. Post #2896
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  17. Post #2897
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    February 2008
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    I was reading through the Task Force list and found this, thought it was funny:

    Mobile Task Force Lambda-2 (aka "Dr Clef's Bisexual All-Female Stripper Assassin Squad"): Although appearing on the Org Chart, Mobile Task Force Lambda-2 appears to have no members at all, and may, in fact, not exist. Its appearance here is a mystery.
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  18. Post #2898
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    Run&Gun12's Avatar
    May 2007
    3,361 Posts
    Haven't known about SCP until now. Been reading the SCP-087 expedition logs, and GODAMNIT.
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  19. Post #2899
    Simplemac3's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,528 Posts
    So something my mind tends to do is spontaneously create fake trailers and videos whenever I'm reading, thinking, or listening to music.

    So I'm just browsing SCP on a boring day when I scroll past the following in "Task Forces:"

    "Mobile Task Force Omicron-9 (aka "Hot Zone Dancers"): Specializes in close-quarters battle in Level 4 Biohazard environments."

    ...In the next 10 minutes, I had a full trailer of an SCP action shooter themed to Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark." The worst part?

    The song fit fucking expertly.
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  20. Post #2900
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    October 2010
    378 Posts
    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-825
    Date: ██-██-20██
    Subject: D14791
    Info: Profile indicates subject suffers from arachnophobia.
    Results: Unexpectedly, subject experienced a vision of being sexually assaulted by several former cellmates. Subsequent investigation revealed that such an attack occurred during a previous incarceration. SCP-825 was removed for 10 minutes and then the subject was informed that it would be reapplied. Subject answered intimate questions and followed demeaning instructions in a frantic attempt to prevent reapplication. Reapplication resulted in a similar vision, except all participants were now covered in spiders. After removal, subject damaged restraints in his attempt to escape and was sedated.
    Additional Comments: Containment facility outfitted with stronger restraints.
    Reapplication resulted in a similar vision, except all participants were now covered in spiders.
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  21. Post #2901
    Hmm, never read that one. Interesting, well made experiment log for an otherwise dull item.
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  22. Post #2902

    February 2012
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    SCP - Sporting Clube de Portugal!
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  23. Post #2903
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
    9,481 Posts
    Well shit, getting raped by a bunch of guys covered in spiders. Pretty much worst thing ever.
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  24. Post #2904
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
    Katatonic717's Avatar
    September 2010
    8,902 Posts
    You know, ever since I found the SCP Foundation a little over 2 years ago it's been probably my all time favorite website.
    It has such a variety of content, and all of it is almost always so incredibly well written.
    If I had to chose one website to only visit for the rest of my life, it would be the SCP Foundation.
    I'f I'm ever bored, or I've hit a massive wall of writer's block, I browse the site for a half hour and all is well again.
    One day I'm going to try and contribute to the Foundation, but until them I am just a simple reader.
    God bless you SCP Foundation, you are the slayer of boredom and the sparker of creativity.
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  25. Post #2905
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    February 2009
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    I find it rather ironic how the SCP before 231(ie:the one about brutally raping a little pregnant girl to the extent of killing a world-destroying demon baby growing inside her) is "The Gayest man in the World"

    hahaha
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  26. Post #2906
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    February 2008
    4,178 Posts
    I find it rather ironic how the SCP before 231(ie:the one about brutally raping a little pregnant girl to the extent of killing a world-destroying demon baby growing inside her) is "The Gayest man in the World"

    hahaha
    They removed that one? I thought it was pretty funny, might make a good -J. I also remember a note in that one saying "I don't care how funny 'the gayest gay man in the world' sounds, we are not using (whatever SCP was the 'gay bomb') on him."
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  27. Post #2907
    Not that bad of a seed
    asteroidrules's Avatar
    January 2011
    10,805 Posts
    They removed that one? I thought it was pretty funny, might make a good -J. I also remember a note in that one saying "I don't care how funny 'the gayest gay man in the world' sounds, we are not using (whatever SCP was the 'gay bomb') on him."
    He means "The Gayest man alive" is SCP-230.
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  28. Post #2908
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
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    I find it rather ironic how the SCP before 231(ie:the one about brutally raping a little pregnant girl to the extent of killing a world-destroying demon baby growing inside her) is "The Gayest man in the World"

    hahaha
    I was suprised to learn that Gay could also mean happy.
    SCP teaches thing brother.
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  29. Post #2909
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    August 2006
    502 Posts
    I wish I was accepted. I wanted to do a bunch of black market scps, complete with an mtf that specifically combed underground markets for such scps.
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  30. Post #2910
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    August 2010
    38 Posts
    I have been reading the SCP 001. What is it? So many proposals, what it means?!
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    August 2011
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    I have been reading the SCP 001. What is it? So many proposals, what it means?!
    SCP-001 is sort of a reserved slot. It's supposed to be super-classified, and basically, it's where people write proposals for the biggest, most world-destroying/mind-boggling SCPs.    The top rated SCP-001 proposal is a gate to Eden, just for reference.   
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  32. Post #2912
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    November 2006
    245 Posts
    SCP-093 would make an awesome short film...or a long-ass movie depending on who would make it.
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  33. Post #2913
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    June 2006
    10,890 Posts
    So something my mind tends to do is spontaneously create fake trailers and videos whenever I'm reading, thinking, or listening to music.

    So I'm just browsing SCP on a boring day when I scroll past the following in "Task Forces:"

    "Mobile Task Force Omicron-9 (aka "Hot Zone Dancers"): Specializes in close-quarters battle in Level 4 Biohazard environments."

    ...In the next 10 minutes, I had a full trailer of an SCP action shooter themed to Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark." The worst part?

    The song fit fucking expertly.
    I uh, that is the most beautiful combination of music and idea I have ever read. If that never gets made my life will not be complete.
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  34. Post #2914
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    August 2011
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    SCP-093 would make an awesome short film...or a long-ass movie depending on who would make it.
    Well yeah, but if you make a long film it's expected that you'll stuff in everything important, and that just isn't possible with the amount of SCPs there are.

    A collection of short films tailored to individual SCPs would work much better.
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  35. Post #2915
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    April 2010
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    avatar post :3

       view my profile if it isnt showing up properly   
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  36. Post #2916
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    August 2011
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    avatar post :3

       view my profile if it isnt showing up properly   
    you twisted motherfucker


    [sub][sub][sub]not really though[/sub][/sub][/sub]
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  37. Post #2917
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    February 2009
    2,740 Posts
    The last SCP-001 proposal(the new one,"The Foundation")is pretty interesting and also kinda scary when you think about it.

    A summary of it is that some high school suddenly transformed overnight,started producing guards,"D-men" and scientists and started making anomalous objects in the atrium(which was sealed off by a giant metal wall out of nowhere during the transformation)that the scientists began containing and studying in the classrooms,later sending out two broken English morse code messages saying something along the lines of "Hello we are the Foundation we would like to be friends and have government funding"(at least that's what I interpreted from it).



    Think a bit about it.

    Edited:

    Wait nevermind I didn't understand it myself at all

    If you look at the context of the article,it's completely different from all the other articles
    It also seems to have been made in the 1950s
       It's written by a branch of the FBI called the "Unusual Incidents Unit"   

       The SCP foundation IS the anomaly   
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  38. Post #2918
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    Dennab
    June 2007
    4,333 Posts
    No, Foundation, you are the anomaly.

    And then Foundation was an SCP.
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  39. Post #2919
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    February 2009
    2,740 Posts
    I must contain the anomaly!

    No, Foundation, you are the anomaly.

    And then Foundation was an SCP.
    Fixed

    Edited:



    BOOM a predatory goddamn cloud up in this bitch

    That's SCP-605 if you're interested

    Edited:

    This one's p. interesting.

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-225

    Two metal spheres,one in a perfect geosynchronous path around the earth,making it look like it's just floating but is immovable,the other orbiting the sun almost exactly in the same path as the Earth but looks like it's flying around very fast and is unstoppable(just shoots through whatever gets in its way),and the article states that    if the two are to meet planetary evacuation may not be sufficient   

    Oh god
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  40. Post #2920
    I pushed my dad off the stairs and all I got was he came back
    Aerkhan's Avatar
    October 2009
    4,767 Posts
    Fixed

    Edited:



    BOOM a predatory goddamn cloud up in this bitch

    That's SCP-605 if you're interested

    Edited:

    This one's p. interesting.

    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-225

    Two metal spheres,one in a perfect geosynchronous path around the earth,making it look like it's just floating but is immovable,the other orbiting the sun almost exactly in the same path as the Earth but looks like it's flying around very fast and is unstoppable(just shoots through whatever gets in its way),and the article states that    if the two are to meet planetary evacuation may not be sufficient   

    Oh god
    Looks like a penis tbh.
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