[sirdownloadsalot]

Coffee posted:

How about an SCP that's a pair of Apple iPod headphones, that never tangle, and any attempts to tangle are simply reverted?

A bit dull to be honest. Maybe they should do something revolving around mind control, like giving instructions to improve ones owns life, but gradually degrade in to ritualistic murderers. And the tangle thing are just a trait they also exhibit.

[ElectricSquid]

sirdownloadsalot posted:

A bit dull to be honest. Maybe they should do something revolving around mind control, like giving instructions to improve ones owns life, but gradually degrade in to ritualistic murderers. And the tangle thing are just a trait they also exhibit.

I think there is already an SCP or two like that, but I can't immediately think of them. I just know it sounds like a few other articles out there.

[esalaka]

Coffee posted:

How about an SCP that's a pair of Apple iPod headphones, that never tangle, and any attempts to tangle are simply reverted?

Put that in the anomalous objects list. Not a good SCP because it doesn't need to be contained but interesting.

[Quinnjdq]

sirdownloadsalot posted:

A bit dull to be honest. Maybe they should do something revolving around mind control, like giving instructions to improve ones owns life, but gradually degrade in to ritualistic murderers. And the tangle thing are just a trait they also exhibit.

I love how it goes from untangling cords to ritualistic murder. Very smooth transition.

[Krinkels]

Sorry late.
This one's funnier.

[Crash15]

can't shop too well, but have this

[fear me]

what

[Cone]

esalaka posted:

Put that in the anomalous objects list. Not a good SCP because it doesn't need to be contained but interesting.

Maybe when it untangles itself the wires move at an incredible speed, so that anybody holding it when it reverts loses their fingers.

[Lordgeorge16]

Crash15 posted:

can't shop too well, but have this

It took me five minutes to realize that the bald guy was supposed to be 173.

[Quinnjdq]

Crash15 posted:

can't shop too well, but have this

Oh god, this is fantastic. SCP-173, that message you posted about me online really hurt my feelings!

[Hakita]

KlaseR posted:

This is one of my favorite videos.

One of the guys is totally freaked out, while the other dude is sort of calm, has a "don't really give a fuck" voice and sort of explains everything without any emotion.

I'm glad you enjoy it.
We just did this out of boredom, plus because my mate very rarely gets scared at anything else.
If you haven't seen it, theres a second part on his account as well. Not as good but still decent.

esalaka posted:

Also one of the two is distinctly Finnish

Yeah, that's me alright.
I can write near perfectly, while my english still has a finnish accent.
Akku can talk near perfectly, while his english writing includes many many typos.

[SEKCobra]

Why didn't you tell him to get out of the gas chamber, I felt so bad for him :c

[latin_geek]

Had an idea for an anomalous item: CD that plays music the listener dislikes. If there are two listeners, it settles on something they both dislike. If a listener (or a group of listeners) like all genres, it plays noise. If they like all genres and that noise, [DATA EXPUNGED].

First response in IRC? "That already exists, it's called Nickelback"

[Hakita]

SEKCobra posted:

Why didn't you tell him to get out of the gas chamber, I felt so bad for him :c

Because its hilarious

[sirdownloadsalot]

latin_geek posted:

Had an idea for an anomalous item: CD that plays music the listener dislikes. If there are two listeners, it settles on something they both dislike. If a listener (or a group of listeners) like all genres, it plays noise. If they like all genres and that noise, [DATA EXPUNGED].

First response in IRC? "That already exists, it's called Nickelback"

"The Nickelback room"
So far, no survivors. All D-class and agents have instead chosen to self-terminate, even once the music was stopped.

[Cone]

sirdownloadsalot posted:

"The Nickelback room"
So far, no survivors. All D-class and agents have instead chosen to self-terminate, even once the music was stopped.

and before anyone asks what would happen

"682 began to develop a second anus where it used to have a face and consequently survived, claiming "It's really not that bad, guys."

[sirdownloadsalot]

Cone posted:

and before anyone asks what would happen

"682 began to develop a second anus where it used to have a face and consequently survived, claiming "It's really not that bad, guys."

"682 then took on qualities of extreme unlikability. Old friends and family were disgusted to even be near near 682. This almost lead to a containment breach when all on site agents agreed 682 should "Get the [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] out!", before leading 682 out the front door."

[ElectricSquid]

sirdownloadsalot posted:

"682 then took on qualities of extreme unlikability. Old friends and family were disgusted to even be near near 682. This almost lead to a containment breach when all on site agents agreed 682 should "Get the [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] out!", before leading 682 out the front door."

"Old family and friends"
I now have in my mind this picture of a 682 family reunion with a bunch of angry lizards telling 682 to just get the fuck out before he shames the family further.

[Toyhobo]

Oh god! My friends are listening to some cowbell music, I am now afraid to sleep because of http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-513

[Griffster26]

I feel like writing an SCP about a sentient mass of mud that turns other living creatures into mud.

I really need to expand upon it though and not think these at 3:30 A.M.

[Krinkels]

Toyhobo posted:

Oh god! My friends are listening to some cowbell music, I am now afraid to sleep because of http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-513

I got a fever...

[esalaka]

Griffster26 posted:

I feel like writing an SCP about a sentient mass of mud that turns other living creatures into mud.

I really need to expand upon it though and not think these at 3:30 A.M.

Wasn't there already something like this, just without mud and with something like a mass of flesh instead?

[Griffster26]

esalaka posted:

Wasn't there already something like this, just without mud and with something like a mass of flesh instead?

SCP-427 I guess.

[DrasarSalman]

Griffster26 posted:

SCP-427 I guess.

I'd point toward "the flesh that hates" (forgot the number).

[Krinkels]

DrasarSalman posted:

I'd point toward "the flesh that hates" (forgot the number).

610, the very first one mentioned in the OP.

[esalaka]

763 too, possibly?

Point being we don't really need more things that make more of themselves out of people in my opinion.

[Mr.Dugong]

figured this also would fit in here

[Stinky]

ow my neck

[sirdownloadsalot]

Stinky posted:

ow my neck

*~~Craa~ck!~~*
Is the sound effect of the day.

[RaDaMaNt]

How do they make all these pictures of SCPs?

[sirdownloadsalot]

RaDaMaNt posted:

How do they make all these pictures of SCPs?

Most of them were found, then stories were written around the picture itself.

[Keyblockor]

Was thinking of an SCP that was basically parasitic armor, eventually turning the host through a horrible process into another suit of armor similar (if not exactly the same) as it's predecessor.

How does it sound to you guys? .

[Mr.Dugong]

Did another with Bright and yes that is scp-173 with a silly hat

[Awegner]

Lucid dreamed I was a D class for shits and gigs. Was stationed with 173. Shat pants when I blinked and he was all in my face and I was choking. Then I woke up with my pillow half down my esophagus and drool covering my bed. Dammit, now more containment breach before bed.

[Benstokes]

Awegner posted:

Lucid dreamed I was a D class for shits and gigs. Was stationed with 173. Shat pants when I blinked and he was all in my face and I was choking. Then I woke up with my pillow half down my esophagus and drool covering my bed. Dammit, now more containment breach before bed.

You're that good at lucid dreaming, and you waste it scaring the shit out of yourself... Either you're crazy or you've already exhausted EVERY SINGLE ONE of your sex fantasies, and I'm not sure that's even possible for a male with access to the internet.

[Riller]

Maybe his sex fantasy involves bending over for 173, closing his eyes and hoping for the best.

[CheeseMan]

Riller posted:

Maybe his sex fantasy involves bending over for 173, closing his eyes and hoping for the best.

nsfw

[Riller]

CheeseMan posted:

nsfw

[sirdownloadsalot]

Damn. Application for the site was denied and I cannot resubmit.
Dr. Bright has been thoroughly unhelpful though.

[Awegner]

I don't utilize lucid dreaming for sex that much. I make people more interesting compared to me and have long and diverse conversations with them.     SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX    

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sirdownloadsalot posted:

Damn. Application for the site was denied and I cannot resubmit.
Dr. Bright has been thoroughly unhelpful though.

    Chocolate thunder