1. Post #3881
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    sirdownloadsalot's Avatar
    March 2009
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    How about an SCP that's a pair of Apple iPod headphones, that never tangle, and any attempts to tangle are simply reverted?
    A bit dull to be honest. Maybe they should do something revolving around mind control, like giving instructions to improve ones owns life, but gradually degrade in to ritualistic murderers. And the tangle thing are just a trait they also exhibit.
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  2. Post #3882
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,199 Posts
    A bit dull to be honest. Maybe they should do something revolving around mind control, like giving instructions to improve ones owns life, but gradually degrade in to ritualistic murderers. And the tangle thing are just a trait they also exhibit.
    I think there is already an SCP or two like that, but I can't immediately think of them. I just know it sounds like a few other articles out there.
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  3. Post #3883
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    esalaka's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,134 Posts
    How about an SCP that's a pair of Apple iPod headphones, that never tangle, and any attempts to tangle are simply reverted?
    Put that in the anomalous objects list. Not a good SCP because it doesn't need to be contained but interesting.
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  4. Post #3884
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    July 2011
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    A bit dull to be honest. Maybe they should do something revolving around mind control, like giving instructions to improve ones owns life, but gradually degrade in to ritualistic murderers. And the tangle thing are just a trait they also exhibit.
    I love how it goes from untangling cords to ritualistic murder. Very smooth transition.
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  5. Post #3885
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    March 2011
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    Sorry late.
    This one's funnier.
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  6. Post #3886
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    July 2011
    6,504 Posts
    can't shop too well, but have this
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  7. Post #3887
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    Dennab
    June 2007
    4,333 Posts
    what
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  8. Post #3888
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    August 2011
    18,880 Posts
    Put that in the anomalous objects list. Not a good SCP because it doesn't need to be contained but interesting.
    Maybe when it untangles itself the wires move at an incredible speed, so that anybody holding it when it reverts loses their fingers.
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  9. Post #3889
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    May 2010
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    can't shop too well, but have this
    It took me five minutes to realize that the bald guy was supposed to be 173.
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  10. Post #3890
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    July 2011
    3,691 Posts
    can't shop too well, but have this
    Oh god, this is fantastic. SCP-173, that message you posted about me online really hurt my feelings!
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  11. Post #3891
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    June 2007
    20,770 Posts
    This is one of my favorite videos.

    One of the guys is totally freaked out, while the other dude is sort of calm, has a "don't really give a fuck" voice and sort of explains everything without any emotion.
    I'm glad you enjoy it.
    We just did this out of boredom, plus because my mate very rarely gets scared at anything else.
    If you haven't seen it, theres a second part on his account as well. Not as good but still decent.
    Also one of the two is distinctly Finnish
    Yeah, that's me alright.
    I can write near perfectly, while my english still has a finnish accent.
    Akku can talk near perfectly, while his english writing includes many many typos.
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  12. Post #3892
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    January 2009
    15,132 Posts
    Why didn't you tell him to get out of the gas chamber, I felt so bad for him :c
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  13. Post #3893
    Had an idea for an anomalous item: CD that plays music the listener dislikes. If there are two listeners, it settles on something they both dislike. If a listener (or a group of listeners) like all genres, it plays noise. If they like all genres and that noise, [DATA EXPUNGED].

    First response in IRC? "That already exists, it's called Nickelback"
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  14. Post #3894
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    June 2007
    20,770 Posts
    Why didn't you tell him to get out of the gas chamber, I felt so bad for him :c
    Because its hilarious
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  15. Post #3895
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    March 2009
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    Had an idea for an anomalous item: CD that plays music the listener dislikes. If there are two listeners, it settles on something they both dislike. If a listener (or a group of listeners) like all genres, it plays noise. If they like all genres and that noise, [DATA EXPUNGED].

    First response in IRC? "That already exists, it's called Nickelback"
    "The Nickelback room"
    So far, no survivors. All D-class and agents have instead chosen to self-terminate, even once the music was stopped.
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  16. Post #3896
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    August 2011
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    "The Nickelback room"
    So far, no survivors. All D-class and agents have instead chosen to self-terminate, even once the music was stopped.
    and before anyone asks what would happen

    "682 began to develop a second anus where it used to have a face and consequently survived, claiming "It's really not that bad, guys."
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  17. Post #3897
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    March 2009
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    and before anyone asks what would happen

    "682 began to develop a second anus where it used to have a face and consequently survived, claiming "It's really not that bad, guys."
    "682 then took on qualities of extreme unlikability. Old friends and family were disgusted to even be near near 682. This almost lead to a containment breach when all on site agents agreed 682 should "Get the [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] out!", before leading 682 out the front door."
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  18. Post #3898
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    January 2010
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    "682 then took on qualities of extreme unlikability. Old friends and family were disgusted to even be near near 682. This almost lead to a containment breach when all on site agents agreed 682 should "Get the [EXPLETIVE REMOVED] out!", before leading 682 out the front door."
    "Old family and friends"
    I now have in my mind this picture of a 682 family reunion with a bunch of angry lizards telling 682 to just get the fuck out before he shames the family further.
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  19. Post #3899
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    December 2009
    5,696 Posts
    Oh god! My friends are listening to some cowbell music, I am now afraid to sleep because of http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-513
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  20. Post #3900
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    November 2011
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    I feel like writing an SCP about a sentient mass of mud that turns other living creatures into mud.

    I really need to expand upon it though and not think these at 3:30 A.M.
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  21. Post #3901
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    March 2011
    3,435 Posts
    Oh god! My friends are listening to some cowbell music, I am now afraid to sleep because of http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-513
    I got a fever...
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  22. Post #3902
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    July 2007
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    I feel like writing an SCP about a sentient mass of mud that turns other living creatures into mud.

    I really need to expand upon it though and not think these at 3:30 A.M.
    Wasn't there already something like this, just without mud and with something like a mass of flesh instead?
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  23. Post #3903
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    November 2011
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    Wasn't there already something like this, just without mud and with something like a mass of flesh instead?
    SCP-427 I guess.
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  24. Post #3904
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    August 2009
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    SCP-427 I guess.
    I'd point toward "the flesh that hates" (forgot the number).
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  25. Post #3905
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    March 2011
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    I'd point toward "the flesh that hates" (forgot the number).
    610, the very first one mentioned in the OP.
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  26. Post #3906
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    July 2007
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    763 too, possibly?

    Point being we don't really need more things that make more of themselves out of people in my opinion.
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  27. Post #3907
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    November 2010
    459 Posts


    figured this also would fit in here
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  28. Post #3908
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    March 2009
    2,847 Posts

    ow my neck
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  29. Post #3909
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    March 2009
    4,520 Posts

    ow my neck
    *~~Craa~ck!~~*
    Is the sound effect of the day.
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  30. Post #3910
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    August 2010
    147 Posts
    How do they make all these pictures of SCPs?
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  31. Post #3911
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    sirdownloadsalot's Avatar
    March 2009
    4,520 Posts
    How do they make all these pictures of SCPs?
    Most of them were found, then stories were written around the picture itself.
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  32. Post #3912
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    October 2007
    4,895 Posts
    Was thinking of an SCP that was basically parasitic armor, eventually turning the host through a horrible process into another suit of armor similar (if not exactly the same) as it's predecessor.

    How does it sound to you guys? .
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  33. Post #3913
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    November 2010
    459 Posts


    Did another with Bright and yes that is scp-173 with a silly hat
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  34. Post #3914
    Dennab
    March 2010
    1,625 Posts
    Lucid dreamed I was a D class for shits and gigs. Was stationed with 173. Shat pants when I blinked and he was all in my face and I was choking. Then I woke up with my pillow half down my esophagus and drool covering my bed. Dammit, now more containment breach before bed.
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  35. Post #3915
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    October 2009
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    Lucid dreamed I was a D class for shits and gigs. Was stationed with 173. Shat pants when I blinked and he was all in my face and I was choking. Then I woke up with my pillow half down my esophagus and drool covering my bed. Dammit, now more containment breach before bed.
    You're that good at lucid dreaming, and you waste it scaring the shit out of yourself... Either you're crazy or you've already exhausted EVERY SINGLE ONE of your sex fantasies, and I'm not sure that's even possible for a male with access to the internet.
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  36. Post #3916
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    October 2006
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    Maybe his sex fantasy involves bending over for 173, closing his eyes and hoping for the best.
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  37. Post #3917
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    July 2005
    17,249 Posts
    Maybe his sex fantasy involves bending over for 173, closing his eyes and hoping for the best.
    nsfw
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  38. Post #3918
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  39. Post #3919
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    March 2009
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    Damn. Application for the site was denied and I cannot resubmit.
    Dr. Bright has been thoroughly unhelpful though.
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  40. Post #3920
    Dennab
    March 2010
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    I don't utilize lucid dreaming for sex that much. I make people more interesting compared to me and have long and diverse conversations with them.     SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX    

    Edited:

    Damn. Application for the site was denied and I cannot resubmit.
    Dr. Bright has been thoroughly unhelpful though.
        Chocolate thunder    
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