1. Post #1
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,757 Posts
    This is story about an employee who currently works at Boring Office Inc. Although he thinks his life is pretty boring, he has yet to realize that he's about to go on quite an adventure.

    It all starts out when he ends up waking up in the lounge room.



    That's right, folks. We're going to have to give him a name, just like we did in all those other generic MSPaint interactive stories that starts with the protagonist waking up and not remembering his name or some shit.
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  2. Post #2
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    January 2010
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    You are Finkle Mc.Tickleberry. Search the chair for any loose money.
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  3. Post #3
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    March 2011
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    I think it's John SmOHFUCKMYHEADHURTS.
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  4. Post #4
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    August 2010
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    Balldance Johnson
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  5. Post #5
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    November 2010
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    Balldance Johnson


    The truth hurts, doesn't it, Mr. Johnson.
    Search the chair for any loose money.
    You decided to check under the cushion to see if there's any cash under there.



    Looks like you didn't find any cash at all, but instead something that is so surreal, so horrifying, that it almost made you shit your panties. What is it?
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  6. Post #6
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    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    The tv remote, it's been under there so long it's mutated and developed sentience
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  7. Post #7
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    March 2011
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    A portal, Mr. Johnson.
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  8. Post #8
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    The electric bill! It's been under there for quite a long time... In fact, the power may--
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  9. Post #9
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,757 Posts
    The electric bill! It's been under there for quite a long time... In fact, the power may--
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  10. Post #10
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    June 2010
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    Snip
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  11. Post #11
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    Does he have a cigarette lighter on him, if he smokes? He could use that to---

    Oh man, something fell over! Are there others around...?
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  12. Post #12
    _Vendetta_'s Avatar
    May 2011
    931 Posts
    Ever played Dreamgate Escape or From Heaven to Hell?
    This is one of these moments.A nightmarish,twisted,spawn-of-hell creature leaps at you from the darkness.
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  13. Post #13
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    August 2010
    194 Posts
    Use your cell phone as a flashlight!
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  14. Post #14
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,757 Posts
    Does he have a cigarette lighter on him, if he smokes? He could use that to---

    Oh man, something fell over! Are there others around...?
    You get out your lighter and-


    Oh god.
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  15. Post #15
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    April 2011
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    ohshititsafurry
    back away
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  16. Post #16
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    January 2010
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    Shake the nice furry's hand. Try to become friends through conversation.

    Don't worry you are safe, if it's gonna rape anything it will be an animal.

    Unless you want it. :3
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  17. Post #17
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    ohshititsafurry
    back away
    Yeah, something like that, making sure to question it's mere existence in reality.
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  18. Post #18
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
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    ohshititsafurry
    back away

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  19. Post #19
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    March 2011
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    Play a recording of the caramelldansen song in a nearby room, run away in the direction opposite to that of the flamboyant ones.

  20. Post #20
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    October 2011
    12 Posts
    Burn the furry and stick a stick in it and use it as a torch
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  21. Post #21
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    January 2010
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    Ask him who these "flamboyant" ones are.
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  22. Post #22
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    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    Ask what the fuck is he in a quiet panicked voice
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  23. Post #23
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
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    Ask what the fuck is he in a quiet panicked voice
    He looks like a bunny? Maybe it's a fox, but those buckteeth....

  24. Post #24
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,757 Posts
    He looks like a bunny? Maybe it's a fox, but those buckteeth....
    It's supposed to be cat, although I have no idea why I added those buckteeth in the first place. I'll replace those (and maybe work on the snout, too) after I work on the next set of pictures.

    Also, I think I'll give Balldance a face with actual facial features, like ears, a nose, and hair. Should I just do that or keep him the way he is?
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  25. Post #25
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    January 2010
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    It's supposed to be cat, although I have no idea why I added those buckteeth in the first place. I'll replace those (and maybe work on the snout, too) after I work on the next set of pictures.

    Also, I think I'll give Balldance a face with actual facial features, like a nose. I'll give him some hair, too. Speaking of which, how would you guys like him to look like?
    Black short hair. That's all I want.

    Oh another command:

    > With your own bare hands carve a vagina in the furry, rape him, then after a few years teach the children the ways of war. Use your new army to destroy these "flamboyant ones"

  26. Post #26
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
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    It's supposed to be cat, although I have no idea why I added those buckteeth in the first place. I'll replace those (and maybe work on the snout, too) after I work on the next set of pictures.

    Also, I think I'll give Balldance a face with actual facial features, like a nose. I'll give him some hair, too.
    I don't think you need to improve balldance's face, it looks good ATM, fits the comical style
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  27. Post #27
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
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    I don't think you need to improve balldance's face, it looks good ATM, fits the comical style
    Yeah, I kinda figured that it looked pretty good for a cartoon, which is what this comic pretty much is. Plus, it doesn't take as long to draw.

  28. Post #28
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    Yeah, I kinda figured that it looked pretty good for a cartoon, which is what this comic pretty much is. Plus, it doesn't take as long to draw.
    Simplicity is a bliss, and keeps the stress away!

  29. Post #29
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    But still, wtf is he, was he a person or is that what the flamboyant ones do?
    Or is he just there for shits and giggles?

  30. Post #30
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    May 2011
    931 Posts
    Ask the furry who the Flamboyant Ones are,and why he chose Boring Office Inc. as his hiding place.

  31. Post #31
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    Ask the furry who the Flamboyant Ones are,and why he chose Boring Office Inc. as his hiding place.
    I think he's at his home since he was supposed to pay the bill... but didn't.

  32. Post #32
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
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    I think he's at his home since he was supposed to pay the bill... but didn't.
    Well most people don't have a Lounge in their house.

  33. Post #33
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    Well most people don't have a Lounge in their house.
    Ah, alas it remains a mystery! :0

  34. Post #34
    _Vendetta_'s Avatar
    May 2011
    931 Posts
    Oh,ok.
    But still,ask the furry who the flamboyant ones are and why his house is the furry's hiding place.

  35. Post #35
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    November 2008
    436 Posts
    Oh,ok.
    But still,ask the furry who the flamboyant ones are and why his house is the furry's hiding place.
    If it's his house... Is it? :0

  36. Post #36
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    there is no house...
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  37. Post #37
    Skerion's Avatar
    November 2010
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    Guys, it's in Boring Office Inc. The reason why I decided to use the electric bill is so I can get these results for the comic.

    But anyways, here's an update on the story.
    Ask the furry who the Flamboyant Ones are,and why he chose Boring Office Inc. as his hiding place.



    Sorry, couldn't think of a better name for the terrorist group. If the text is too hard to read due to the shitty handwriting, I'll start using the font tool if you want.
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  38. Post #38
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
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    I would rather have a font tool. I can read it, it's just annoying to read.

    Also yay for generic black hair!

  39. Post #39
    Tomtyke's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,156 Posts
    Ahahahaha, furry terrorists XD

    But seriously, get a weapon, now

  40. Post #40
    TheSporeGA's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,139 Posts
    Ask the furry if he can get you a weapon/knows where to get one.