This is story about an employee who currently works at Boring Office Inc. Although he thinks his life is pretty boring, he has yet to realize that he's about to go on quite an adventure.
It all starts out when he ends up waking up in the lounge room.
That's right, folks. We're going to have to give him a name, just like we did in all those other generic MSPaint interactive stories that starts with the protagonist waking up and not remembering his name or some shit.