Hey guys, some of you may know me from the interactive You Are a Tiger and those of you that do may wonder what I have been up to in this apparent hiatus. Those of you that don't, on the other hand, may even wonder who I am, and perhaps whether or not I am in fact a thing that warrants any attention. You may decide that I am not. But if you do, I will come to your house and break your fucking printer.
Previous Work:
satisfied customer posted:
He came in through the window...[I] was so frightened, he just gave me this glare. But he went straight for my printer. He just tore right through it with a crescent moon kick, took out a good chunk of it as if it wasn't even there. But there were no wires inside or anything. It was just some kind of dark grey solid substance. This is the type of thing [that] makes a man realize he really doesn't know how some technology works. Sometimes it is just better left to the professionals.
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Anyway, a few days ago, my friend srroesl contacted me regarding a t-shirt selling business he was trying to start.
Naturally, I agreed to create some shirt designs, and this led to the founding of SHEPARD TEES.
(our official logo)
So here's the deal, Facepunch. We're actually off to a pretty good start with this, and this may be a pretty cool thing to come out of this forum. At the time that I'm making this thread, some shit is already done. We have a website, we have some designs, we've sold some shirts. I'm not coming here begging for help with our little website. But there IS a reason I'm here threadcrafting my ass off:
We want to hear what you think. We want to hear your ideas.
And unlike many other companies, you will find that we are quite receptive to them! We are small and we are Facepunchian. We will harness your idea, and convert it into a rainbow of awesome, then catch said rainbow in a diamond-studded golden goblet, splash it on a shirt, and send it to you for free.
So far we have made these 4 shirts, see what you think:
FACEPUNCH-SUGGESTED AVAILABLE DESIGNS:
Concept proposed by MAXIMO13_____________________________________Concept proposed by Corndog Ninja
Concept proposed by err'body.
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FAQ AKA Nobody Asks Us Any Questions, But Let's Pretend.
Are you ambitious?
YES
Do you know what you're doing?
QUESTIONABLE
Can I get a free shirt?
PERHAPS. We have been loading t-shirts into a cannon and firing them out in all directions. If you are hit by one or one lands near you, you do not have to return it. Also, if you propose a design and we use it, we will send you a free shirt with your design, as mentioned before.
Can I get a free anything else?
POSTCARDS. Happy freakin holidays, guys. We've sent out postcards to a bunch of Facepunch members and you may very well get one. Especially if we are considering bribing you, but I'm not supposed to say that part.
What is the point of this thread?
We want to hear your ideas for shirts and your thoughts on this business we've started up.
WE'RE CALLING YOU OUT, FACEPUNCH. MEET US AT THE ALLEY ACROSS FROM ELMAN'S LIQUORS, AT THE INTERSECTION BETWEEN 3RD AND EAST 22ND.
COME ALONE.
AND BE SURE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CONVENIENT MOTHERFUCKING BUS STOP.
Happy holidays, everybody. And thank you in advance for your contributions.
Our website, again, is:
www.shepardtees.com
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