1. Post #41
    POOP DICKS
    Dark Descent's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,906 Posts
    My girl friend blew me whilst I played MW3. I lived what so many fanboys dare to dream.

    I was sharing a carmel lava cake thing with my girl friend too, and she thought it'd be playful to dip my finger in some and suck it off. Which it would have been except it was still scoulding hot and I burnt myself.
    I'm gonna be honest, I find it kind of trashy how you're constantly posting about you fucking your girlfriend or her sucking you off. I mean shouldn't you have a bit more respect for her and for us. I'm pretty sure all of us with girlfriends mess around all the same but we don't feel the need to brag about it.
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  2. Post #42
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    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,330 Posts
    I have to admit, you are one of the only two people I know who brags about having sex, though the other person has had sex with a good number of women

    Edited:

    I don't mind it though, even if it does remind me that I'm not having any
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  3. Post #43
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,908 Posts
    I just thought of what it'd be like if Smartness returned.

    Poor w0w00t.
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  4. Post #44
    D3vils Buddy's Avatar
    January 2008
    6,494 Posts
    I have to admit, you are one of the only two people I know who brags about having sex, though the other person has had sex with a good number of women

    Edited:

    I don't mind it though, even if it does remind me that I'm not having any
    By girlfriend he actually means his hand. So in reality he just jerked off whilst playing MW3 and eating cake.
    you freak.
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  5. Post #45
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    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,330 Posts

    woah

    lol it's already seven
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  6. Post #46
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    I just thought of what it'd be like if Smartness returned.

    Poor w0w00t.
    there were so many ways around that system
    i've been around fp since june 05 and a bit before.
    i kept my smartness up by moderating between shit and good that raised it and lowered it for it to stay p. much around 5,000 (default smartienes)
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  7. Post #47
    I ROLL THE NICKELS
    CodeMonkey3's Avatar
    October 2008
    18,016 Posts
    I'm sorry guys I just wanted to be popular :C
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  8. Post #48
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    I'm sorry guys I just wanted to be popular :C
    lol
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  9. Post #49
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    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    Sup, turning 18 in 11 months and 1 day
    4 months and 1 day for me.
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  10. Post #50
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,908 Posts
    2 years 10 months 3 days for me.
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  11. Post #51
    POOP DICKS
    Dark Descent's Avatar
    August 2008
    4,906 Posts
    uhm 11 months and 17 days.

    I don't wanna grow up just yet :c
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  12. Post #52
    Moose's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,067 Posts
    im 18

    no job

    no car

    no license

    no money

    too many bills to pay

    99 problems, bitch aint 1
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  13. Post #53
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    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    The trip to the firing range didn't go so well. The place was open, but it seems that a bunch of other people had the same idea as us. The place was packed.

    Still, I got to take a close look at some kind of semi-auto AKM thing. Had the stamped receiver and everything.
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  14. Post #54
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,188 Posts
    im 18 already huehueheu

    aka nothing changes so dont get excited
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  15. Post #55
    FPKawaii's Avatar
    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    18 in like, 27 days.
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  16. Post #56
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    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    im 18 already huehueheu

    aka nothing changes so dont get excited
    Except you can apply for a FOID card and vote for whichever idiot you want to run the country.

    EDIT: Guess which one I'm looking forward to.
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  17. Post #57
    Moose's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,067 Posts
    fenris you are lying

    we get to go to jail now for having relationships with 16 year old latino girls
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  18. Post #58
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,188 Posts
    Except you can apply for a FOID card and vote for whichever idiot you want to run the country.

    EDIT: Guess which one I'm looking forward to.
    like it matters, some dumbass in the electoral college gets to vote for whichever idiot they want.

    and i don't live in Illinois so it doesn't matter either
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  19. Post #59
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    like it matters, some dumbass in the electoral college gets to vote for whichever idiot they want.

    and i don't live in Illinois so it doesn't matter either
    What state?
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  20. Post #60
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    im 18

    no job

    no car

    no license

    no money

    too many bills to pay

    99 problems, bitch aint 1
    king of the roaaddd
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  21. Post #61
    ttam6297's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,217 Posts
    there were so many ways around that system
    i've been around fp since june 05 and a bit before.
    i kept my smartness up by moderating between shit and good that raised it and lowered it for it to stay p. much around 5,000 (default smartienes)
    So smart you've stayed under the radar of ~trouble~..
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  22. Post #62
    not retarded or something
    Fenriswolf's Avatar
    July 2008
    6,188 Posts
    What state?
    texas
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  23. Post #63
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,508 Posts
    I'm 19 in 47 days
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  24. Post #64
    Moose's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,067 Posts
    bitches see me on my moped and they know whats good
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  25. Post #65
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    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,982 Posts
    18 in 3 years, 4 months and some 25 days
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  26. Post #66
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,908 Posts
    Except you can apply for a FOID card and vote for whichever idiot you want to run the country.

    EDIT: Guess which one I'm looking forward to.
    You can apply for FOID at any age IIRC but can only buy long guns at 18 and handguns at 21. It doesn't really matter though, because if you are under 21 and are with a FOID owner above 21 then it's all good.
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  27. Post #67
    Gold Member
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    July 2008
    12,330 Posts
    18 in 3 years, 4 months and some 25 days
    HA
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  28. Post #68
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,982 Posts
    oh god a new Gold Member Category.

    OIFY is unlocked
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  29. Post #69
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,353 Posts
    im 18 already huehueheu

    aka nothing changes so dont get excited
    Except drivers license, going out drinking (legally now hehue), and able to carry airsoft without hiding it like some kind of fucking drugs so the cops won't steal it from you and throw it to hell.
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  30. Post #70
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,534 Posts
    18 in 2 months, 14 days.
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  31. Post #71
    Gold Member
    Psychokitten's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,223 Posts
    You can apply for FOID at any age IIRC but can only buy long guns at 18 and handguns at 21. It doesn't really matter though, because if you are under 21 and are with a FOID owner above 21 then it's all good.
    Ah, I forgot that. I won't be able to buy a gun when I turn 18 anyway, gotta save whatever money I make for college.

    Even though my parents are paying tuition.
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  32. Post #72
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
    7,908 Posts
    Great song right here.

    Edited:

    Also, since we've had enough time to reflect upon 2011, what is everybody's favorite everything?

    Music
    Mastodon - The Hunter

    Movie
    probably Super 8 but I can't remember a lot of the movies from 2011

    Game
    Skyrim or BF3
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  33. Post #73
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    So smart you've stayed under the radar of ~trouble~..
    hi butlers brother
    back to troll?
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  34. Post #74
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,982 Posts
    back from the oify.

    my eyes
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  35. Post #75
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    pics so small you can't even read the length of bans, nor reasons

    Edited:

    besides that is over the span of literally like 5 years

    Edited:

    the periods between bans / 12 hour bans / locks / name change of thread is like months
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  36. Post #76
    ttam6297's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,217 Posts
    pics so small you can't even read the length of bans, nor reasons

    Edited:

    besides that is over the span of literally like 5 years

    Edited:

    the periods between bans / 12 hour bans / locks / name change of thread is like months
    Don't forget about the perma ban.

    Check my record...
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  37. Post #77
    Jherkin Gherkin
    Dennab
    October 2010
    12,198 Posts
    permaban was simply because i was gold member therefore eligible to be banned for not being liked i don't see what this has to do with anything why are you even here butlers brother who has also joined in on his blatant and aggressive trolling techniques
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  38. Post #78
    Gold Member
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    October 2010
    12,982 Posts
    butler is gay, butler's brother is gay, german is cool
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  39. Post #79
    ttam6297's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,217 Posts
    permaban was simply because i was gold member therefore eligible to be banned for not being liked i don't see what this has to do with anything why are you even here butlers brother who has also joined in on his blatant and aggressive trolling techniques
    I am here because I can be here, plus I wanted to check in on Krundle and their private airsoft forum, and see what you guys are "doing".
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  40. Post #80
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,982 Posts
    wot happened to the tinychat

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    I am here because I can be here, plus I wanted to check in on Krundle and their private airsoft forum, and see what you guys are "doing".
    lol private airsoft forum
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