1. Post #401
    net
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    January 2012
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    I actually agree. I listen to a lot of 80s power metal and really like bands such as Iron Maiden that put thought into their lyrics and the meaning, and yet occasionally they have songs with mind-numbingly dull lyrics (like those of 'Flight of Icarus') that I cannot enjoy.

    I've recently started listening to Rammstein. Their lyrics that blend sadomasochism or potent sexuality with simultaneously much more poignant themes, as well as wordplay relying upon the German language (the hast/hasst equivocation from 'Du Hast' is a great example) make them very entertaining to hear.
    MURDER FOR FREEDOM A STAB IN THE BACK
    WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE COWARDS ATAACCCCK
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  2. Post #402
    10050's Avatar
    June 2008
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    RUN TO THE HIIILLLLSSSSS
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  3. Post #403
    net
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    RUN FOOOR YOOOUURR LIIIIIIFE
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  4. Post #404
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
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    Watching that triggers show, the FAL is not a fucking M14
    I had to rewind to make sure that I wasn't just seeing things when I first saw that. That show is just... AUGH. Check a few pages back in Tacticlol thread for my rant about it.
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  5. Post #405
    10050's Avatar
    June 2008
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    RUN TO THE HIIILLLLSSSSS
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  6. Post #406
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
    oakman26's Avatar
    January 2010
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    run to the hilles
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  7. Post #407
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
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    MURDER FOR FREEDOM A STAB IN THE BACK
    WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE COWARDS ATAACCCCK
    More like...

    I'm waiting in my cold cell
    When the bells begin to chime.
    Reflecting on my past life
    And it doesn't have much time.
    'Cause at five o'clock
    They take me to the gallooooooooooooowwwwwwwsssssoooohhhhhh
    The sands of time, for me, are running looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww.
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  8. Post #408
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
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    MURDER FOR FREEDOM A STAB IN THE BACK
    WOMEN AND CHILDREN ARE COWARDS ATAACCCCK
    some lyrics may be more creative than others

    eg 2 Minutes to Midnight, Out of the Silent Planet, The Wicker Man
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  9. Post #409
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
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    some lyrics may be more creative than others

    eg 2 Minutes to Midnight, Out of the Silent Planet, The Wicker Man
    TWO
    MINUTES
    TO MIIIIIIIIIIIIDNIIIIIGHT
    TO KILL
    THE UNBORN IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB


    Love Iron Maiden.

    Edited:

    Also Mastodon is amazing, probably one of my favorite bands if not the top one.
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  10. Post #410
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
    January 2007
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    The full lyrics, since it seems pertinent:

    Kill for gain or shoot to maim
    But we don't need a reason
    The Golden Goose is on the loose
    And never out of season
    Blackened pride still burns inside
    This shell of bloody treason
    Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
    For the love of living death.

    [Chorus]
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed,
    The glamor, the fortune, the pain,
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain,
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore.
    Two minutes to midnight
    The hands that threaten doom.
    Two minutes to midnight
    To kill the unborn in the womb.

    The blind men shout let the creatures out
    We'll show the unbelievers
    The napalm screams of human flames
    Of a prime time Belsen feast, yeah!
    As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy,
    We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies.

    [Chorus]

    The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
    And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you.
    As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song,
    To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.

    [Chorus]
    Edited:

    Also Mastodon is amazing, probably one of my favorite bands if not the top one.
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  11. Post #411
    Premature Joculation
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    April 2009
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    The full lyrics, since it seems pertinent:



    Edited:



    Can't listen to that song without thinking of that picture. I kinda like their mellow stuff better than their heavy stuff though.

    In other news, this is awesome.
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  12. Post #412
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  13. Post #413
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
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    God damnit, Milk.
    phones are tasty
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  14. Post #414
    Premature Joculation
    cardfan212's Avatar
    April 2009
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    He knows not what he speaks of.
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  15. Post #415
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    October 2010
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    Ok that comic was awesome.

    Anyone listen to The National as well? Half the lyrics make no sense

    Edited:

    Also....


    RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!
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  16. Post #416
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    December 2009
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    I was going to post this a couple days ago when I found it posted on Facebook but I jsut remembered about it now.


    Bitch got owned by the truth.
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  17. Post #417
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
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    Bitch got served.
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  18. Post #418
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    August 2010
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    did highchief die
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  19. Post #419
    Jherkin Gherkin
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    ye:(
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  20. Post #420
    like..dude..nevermind....fuck
    DarkZero135's Avatar
    July 2011
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    NOO HIGHcheF noooo god dammit no no no!!!1
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  21. Post #421
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    July 2006
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    I'm getting really tired of seeing these dumb "IM A GIRL AND ALL GUYS SUCKS, HEY I'M A GUY AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN IGNORING ME YOU DUMB BITCH" stories that in abundance on the internet. It's both sides fault for not being obvious enough.
    The girl never makes a move on the guy because typically they aren't the ones who are expected to ask the other out. And they hang out for you for so long while you patiently bide your time forging a friendship in the process by always being there for her, she comes to see you as a friend and then the guy always acts too late and by the time he asks, it's like her brother asked her.

    Edited:

    Also i just made some earl grey tea and took a picture of the wrapper for some reason.


    EARL GREYYYYYYYYYYYY
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  22. Post #422
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    Feel much better today, nearly fit as dad's fiddle, if my sister didn't sit on it...

    Edited:

    Feeling better, then I diarrhea (facepalm)
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  23. Post #423
    I HATE COFFEE
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    Heeeyyyy guuuuyyysss!
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  24. Post #424
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    HEeeeey Jomt
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  25. Post #425
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
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    Get well soon, dillo!
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  26. Post #426
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    July 2008
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    I'm getting really tired of seeing these dumb "IM A GIRL AND ALL GUYS SUCKS, HEY I'M A GUY AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN IGNORING ME YOU DUMB BITCH" stories that in abundance on the internet. It's both sides fault for not being obvious enough.
    The girl never makes a move on the guy because typically they aren't the ones who are expected to ask the other out. And they hang out for you for so long while you patiently bide your time forging a friendship in the process by always being there for her, she comes to see you as a friend and then the guy always acts too late and by the time he asks, it's like her brother asked her.

    Edited:

    Also i just made some earl grey tea and took a picture of the wrapper for some reason
    p much this^
    you'll always have a better relationship with a person you don't know as a best friend
    also the guy who always says he's the nice guy is usually ignred beceause he doesn't do anything!
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  27. Post #427
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    I can agree with that. Strangely enough, at my school, there are two "nerd" tables, and connected to that table is the one with ze best females ze school has to offer... Some people don't bring food/eat it on the bus (who cares if it's a 2hour ride, eat breakfast) and one of them asked for a bite of my hotdog , I gave her one. Next day she wanted a chunk of my burger. She said something I should be happy about, but I know it's just not with feeling (y'all can tell what was said here raight?)
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  28. Post #428
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    I can agree with that. Strangely enough, at my school, there are two "nerd" tables, and connected to that table is the one with ze best females ze school has to offer... Some people don't bring food/eat it on the bus (who cares if it's a 2hour ride, eat breakfast) and one of them asked for a bite of my hotdog , I gave her one. Next day she wanted a chunk of my burger. She said something I should be happy about, but I know it's just not with feeling (y'all can tell what was said here raight?)
    "I want to jump your bones" ?
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  29. Post #429
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    I can agree with that. Strangely enough, at my school, there are two "nerd" tables, and connected to that table is the one with ze best females ze school has to offer... Some people don't bring food/eat it on the bus (who cares if it's a 2hour ride, eat breakfast) and one of them asked for a bite of my hotdog , I gave her one. Next day she wanted a chunk of my burger. She said something I should be happy about, but I know it's just not with feeling (y'all can tell what was said here raight?)
    We should hang out/talk sometime?
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  30. Post #430
    Bestest polish IFAPer
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    I can agree with that. Strangely enough, at my school, there are two "nerd" tables, and connected to that table is the one with ze best females ze school has to offer... Some people don't bring food/eat it on the bus (who cares if it's a 2hour ride, eat breakfast) and one of them asked for a bite of my hotdog , I gave her one. Next day she wanted a chunk of my burger. She said something I should be happy about, but I know it's just not with feeling (y'all can tell what was said here raight?)

    next time she asks for a hotdog, start taking your pants off.
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  31. Post #431
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    June 2010
    6,357 Posts
    Somewhat related: Got new classes a few days ago. The girls are swarming me, and It's actually kinda weird.
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  32. Post #432
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    Well this girl I used to have a thing with (the best friend of my Ex, actually) just broke up with her guy, probably thinking of getting with her. Good idea y/n

    Edited:

    wait.

    I think i'm the youngest of the group, except for oakman.
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  33. Post #433
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
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    The youngest Ifapper?
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  34. Post #434
    Premature Joculation
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    April 2009
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    This is a weird question, but does anyone know where I can get a Rock Band 2 or 3 drum set? Mine broke due to dumb friends hitting the pads way too hard.
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  35. Post #435
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    December 2009
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    I'm getting really tired of seeing these dumb "IM A GIRL AND ALL GUYS SUCKS, HEY I'M A GUY AND YOU'VE JUST BEEN IGNORING ME YOU DUMB BITCH" stories that in abundance on the internet. It's both sides fault for not being obvious enough.
    The girl never makes a move on the guy because typically they aren't the ones who are expected to ask the other out. And they hang out for you for so long while you patiently bide your time forging a friendship in the process by always being there for her, she comes to see you as a friend and then the guy always acts too late and by the time he asks, it's like her brother asked her.
    This describe me except I don't even get to the point where I become their friend.
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  36. Post #436
    No such thing as overkill.
    catbarf's Avatar
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    This describe me except I don't even get to the point where I become their friend.
    so really, it doesn't describe you at all
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  37. Post #437
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    Well this girl I used to have a thing with (the best friend of my Ex, actually) just broke up with her guy, probably thinking of getting with her. Good idea y/n

    Edited:

    wait.

    I think i'm the youngest of the group, except for oakman.
    I think I may be the youngest, I don't know. How old are you?
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  38. Post #438
    like..dude..nevermind....fuck
    DarkZero135's Avatar
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    Well this girl I used to have a thing with (the best friend of my Ex, actually) just broke up with her guy, probably thinking of getting with her. Good idea y/n

    Edited:

    wait.

    I think i'm the youngest of the group, except for oakman.
    I'm 14 so
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  39. Post #439
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    :respek:
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  40. Post #440
    Gold Member
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    wow me too

    small world
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