1. Post #1
    SnowCanary's Avatar
    May 2011
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    Hall of fame: The best of the best archived for easy access.
    I'm not sure if this counts as a quote, but I did draw a comic about a f2per I found.
    Saw a medic healing and ubering another medic.

    At our spawn.

    The other medic was AFK.

    It went on for 7 minutes.
    Screenshots

    Replays

    I just want to repost this since it's a new thread and I only posted it in the last page before it was closed

    My candidate for New Spy of the Year:

    And I was the Demoman in the video, just playing him for fun


    V1

    Sorry for the content-less OP, just getting the ball rolling.
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  2. Post #2
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
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    Good to see this one back.
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  3. Post #3
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FAT FETISH
    Killajax's Avatar
    June 2010
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    Lets hope the hall of fame actually gets updated more this time.
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  4. Post #4
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    September 2011
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    I was about to suicide when I saw the older one locked.
    These are the best threads.
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  5. Post #5
    There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.
    Lambda 217's Avatar
    March 2008
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    Last night on Foundry, the server was emptying, until there were only five people. On my team, me as Pyro, a trusty Doktor, and a decent and elegant Spy. On the other team, a seasoned Combat Engineer and a F2P Spy. As the match began and I headed to the point, I arrived to see our Spy and the enemy Engineer engaged in a furious verbal debate about teleporters around a dispenser. There was indeed no point in battling, so we ran around being prats. However, being F2P, the enemy Spy did not understand such unseriousness.

    He adopted the time-honoured strategy of picking a random disguise and charging up behind us with the Dead Ringer. In response, I would simply turn to face him and give a muffled greeting, causing him to run away and try again. He backstabbed our Doktor when he was trying to make a player tower on the dispenser, so the unfortunate Spy was chased around with the Ubersaw for a while.

    The Combat Engineer parkoured up onto a roof above the control point, and after some slips, everyone but F2P Spy was on the roof. F2P Spy did not know what to do. He disguised as a Heavy, and jogged helplessly around the point. Up on the roof, there was much "Mmmph, mmph, mmph!" and "Gotta move that gear up!" as we encouraged the Medic while he carefully crouch-jumped onto the roof with us.

    HeavySpy was still dashing about below. He seemed to be trying to figure out something. I wondered if this could be the moment all players experience. The moment when they realize TF2 isn't about W+M1ing towards people to kill them. That it's about working with your team, finding a class to complement your class and working with them, then sharing a sandvich party or hoedown on the last as your teamwork ensures victory. HeavySpy paused. He looked around. Like he was trying to find the right button on his keyboard.

    "Go, go, go!" he said, in the voice of Heavy. He jumped around, ran in circles. "Move gear up! Very good!".

    I feel like I accomplished something on that server.
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  6. Post #6
    I DRAW SEALS
    xxfalconxx's Avatar
    March 2009
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    I'm not sure if this counts as a quote, but I did draw a comic about a f2per I found.

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  7. Post #7
    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
    UberMunchkin's Avatar
    March 2010
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    I'm not sure if this counts as a quote, but I did draw a comic about a f2per I found.

    [h2]I'M INVINCIBLE[/h2]

    ...

    [sub]You're a looney[/sub]
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  8. Post #8
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    Saw a medic healing and ubering another medic.

    At our spawn.

    The other medic was AFK.

    It went on for 7 minutes.
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  9. Post #9
    Ooh, sweet, new thread! No stories at the moment but nice to see we got one up.
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  10. Post #10
    Izzy7s7's Avatar
    May 2011
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    There used to be a Heavy/Medic pair on the server I frequent. They were obviously friends, and all they would do was sit in spawn with the forever-revved-up Heavy close enough to the door to keep it open, shooting any enemies that passed by. The Medic would be constantly healing everyone and ubering the heavy whenever he got full uber. I'm guessing they wanted to redefine "spawncamping."

    I thought it was just a pair of trolls, but they did that all the time. All the time.

    This was before Strange weapons.
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  11. Post #11
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    July 2011
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    Saw a medic healing and ubering another medic.

    At our spawn.

    The other medic was AFK.

    It went on for 7 minutes.
    Could have been strange farming. That seems to happen so much nowadays.

    Tis a shame...
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  12. Post #12
    KenjiKusanagi's Avatar
    August 2010
    578 Posts
    Here's what i've encountered in one situation at on VSH server. There was one f2p who kept writing some gibberish and the admin gave him the happy mode(replaces the messages with a random word such as "Pls ban me." etc.) and one of these message replacements was "how cian i go invizible as spi ??!!". Most people took that seriously and everytime this message shows up they start writing it with CAPS and rage about it
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  13. Post #13
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    Could have been strange farming. That seems to happen so much nowadays.

    Tis a shame...
    He was holding the Quick Fix.
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  14. Post #14
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
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    I just want to repost this since it's a new thread and I only posted it in the last page before it was closed

    My candidate for New Spy of the Year:

    And I was the Demoman in the video, just playing him for fun
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  15. Post #15
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
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    Reminds me of this rather relevant video.


    Note "HOW DO I SAP BUILDING" writing on sapper.
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  16. Post #16
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    October 2010
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    I just want to repost this since it's a new thread and I only posted it in the last page before it was closed

    My candidate for New Spy of the Year:

    And I was the Demoman in the video, just playing him for fun

    Player:"WTH, I can't backstab this, it keeps moving left and right."
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  17. Post #17
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    April 2011
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    True story, as always.
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  18. Post #18
    Want an apple?
    Stoffy's Avatar
    October 2010
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    But, that can happen to anyone. If there's too many buildings and one Spy just runs in there, holding down M1 with their sapper out and spamming it everywhere, he can easily take out a whole nest of 3 Engineers.

    I've had that happen before because the Spy sapping our stuff was good with the Dead Ringer. Maybe I'm just playing with the wrong people...
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  19. Post #19
    There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.
    Lambda 217's Avatar
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    But, that can happen to anyone. If there's too many buildings and one Spy just runs in there, holding down M1 with their sapper out and spamming it everywhere, he can easily take out a whole nest of 3 Engineers.

    I've had that happen before because the Spy sapping our stuff was good with the Dead Ringer. Maybe I'm just playing with the wrong people...
    It's quite funny to see a overstuffed engineer nest getting infiltrated by a Spy. Engineers charging about everywhere, smacking everyone and each other with the wrench, going "SPAH - SPAH AROUND HERE - SPAH SAPPIN' MAH DIS- THERE'S A SPAH CREEPIN' AROUND HERE"
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  20. Post #20
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
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    The point is:

    Three BLU engineers.

    With three piled lvl3 sentries.

    On Gorge. They're supposed to attack and instead, they were simply protecting locked point
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  21. Post #21
    There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.
    Lambda 217's Avatar
    March 2008
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    The point is:

    Three BLU engineers.

    With three piled lvl3 sentries.

    On Gorge. They're supposed to attack and instead, they were simply protecting locked point
    Well, heaving Sentries around is hard work. They gotta take a break first.
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  22. Post #22
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    June 2010
    785 Posts
    This happened earlier today, while I was on an Arena map.
    *DEAD* the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : whats to susicde
    *DEAD* Dogchow™ : Type kill in the console
    *DEAD* Dogchow™ : Or explode
    *DEAD* the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : k
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : kill
    Dogchow™ : In the console
    Dogchow™ : Not in chat
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : thenn where
    Dogchow™ : In the console, I just said :|
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : what cocsle
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : consle
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : I SERACHED IT UP
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : WHATS THE COCNSLE
    the pyro who ate the COOKIES :D : WHAST THE COCLSE
    Dogchow™ : It's spelled console.
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  23. Post #23
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
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    This happened earlier today, while I was on an Arena map.
    Well to be fair it's not obvious what the console is, it's name isn't very explanatory
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  24. Post #24
    Wowza!'s Avatar
    June 2010
    785 Posts
    Well to be fair it's not obvious what the console is, it's name isn't very explanatory
    I just liked how he kept spelling it "coclse".
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  25. Post #25
    Want an apple?
    Stoffy's Avatar
    October 2010
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    This happened earlier today, while I was on an Arena map.
    The name itself just screams 10 year old. Someone take that fucking kid poor child to a school so he can learn some proper grammar.
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  26. Post #26
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
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    The name itself just screams 10 year old. Someone take that fucking kid poor child to a school so he can learn some proper grammar.
    I hate my generation, none ever want to learn how to use proper English
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  27. Post #27
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    July 2006
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    There used to be a Heavy/Medic pair on the server I frequent. They were obviously friends, and all they would do was sit in spawn with the forever-revved-up Heavy close enough to the door to keep it open, shooting any enemies that passed by. The Medic would be constantly healing everyone and ubering the heavy whenever he got full uber. I'm guessing they wanted to redefine "spawncamping."

    I thought it was just a pair of trolls, but they did that all the time. All the time.

    This was before Strange weapons.
    What has any of that got to do with trolling?
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2006
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    Not really a quote, but for about 15 minutes straight, a spy would walk up to my level 3 sentry, stare at it, and then drop his disguise firing at it with his revolver. When he died, he'd come right back.
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  29. Post #29
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    October 2011
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    I just recently heard "What class has an assault rifle?" again for the first time in a while.
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  30. Post #30
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    I just recently heard "What class has an assault rifle?" again for the first time.
    Dude what. @_@

    I've actually heard this before too. In the last couple of day I've seen a few more Snipers running around with just the SMG on offense. Some knew what they were doing (using it properly), most didn't (HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE AN AK).
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  31. Post #31
    Maxime Lebled
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    I hate my generation, none ever want to learn how to use proper English
    You don't know how horrible situation with grammar is in Russia...
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  32. Post #32
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    April 2011
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    So there's this sniper with nick "SNP" on my team

    Drury: snp
    Drury: you can't snipe through a window
    *a few moments later*

    Drury: snp
    Drury: you can't charge at a heavy and try to kill him with an smg
    Props to him for camping instead of running around and trying to quickscope, though.
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  33. Post #33
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    October 2011
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    Dude what. @_@
    Wow, sorry about that

    And speaking of sniper. Playing a lot of sniper lately and improving on it has led to more accusations of hacking than using dead ringer at the time F2P first came around.

    I don't care if you're a scout, if you charge at me from far away you'll get your head blown off.
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  34. Post #34
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    November 2011
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    I'm not sure if this counts as a quote, but I did draw a comic about a f2per I found.

    this has happened so many times to me, god i just can't help but facedesk
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  35. Post #35
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    October 2010
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    F2Pers + Trade Server = Pure Gold.

    Was on the RAWR trade server the other day. And fair enough, the kids English wasn't good and he made an honest mistake, someone nicely corrected him, and rather than a thanks he kicked off saying the Irish guy was WRONG and bitching how your suppose to say it.

    This was on Mic, So i'll type how the guy spoke.

    Kid: So I sell Hat. Engineer Teen Ga-looon
    Irish guy: What hat?
    Kid: Teen Ga-loon for Engineer
    Irish guy: Ah you mean the Ten Gallon mate. It's pronounced Ga-lon
    Kid: You from England?
    Irish guy: No
    Kid: Then you shut fuck up. You not English. No correct mine.
    ... later ...
    Kid: Sell Teen Ga-looon? Someone buy?
    *Server just laughs in text and speech*

    - - - -

    Ive been medic. When you try to give a F2P a chance at the game rather than ignoring them.
    "Medic you healz meh?"
    "Sure, Uber ready, GO GO GO!"
    -UBER DEPLOYED -
    "What?! Where are you going?! Your suppose to Run into battle!!"

    Instead we run in circles, or into a wall like a bot, and look around 'Duuuuh wuuuut?'

    Thats a typical F2P moment right there
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  36. Post #36
    Resident Raccoon
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    Instead we run in circles, or into a wall like a bot, and look around 'Duuuuh wuuuut?'

    Thats a typical F2P moment right there
    Hell, that's worse than the bots, every time I've ubered one they just stand still until either the uber runs out or somebody walks in front of them
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  37. Post #37
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    October 2011
    513 Posts
    Oh my god guys you sound like tough guys from Dota what the hell.

    Sure as hell the F2P update caused a shitflood of 12 year olds, but give em a chance, you were also 12 year olds knifing team mates on CS once.
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  38. Post #38
    There's only one person in this whole world like you. And people can like you exactly as you are.
    Lambda 217's Avatar
    March 2008
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    Oh my god guys you sound like tough guys from Dota what the hell.

    Sure as hell the F2P update caused a shitflood of 12 year olds, but give em a chance, you were also 12 year olds knifing team mates on CS once.
    We'll give them a chance, doesn't mean we can't laugh at them.
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  39. Post #39
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    January 2011
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    Oh my god guys you sound like tough guys from Dota what the hell.

    Sure as hell the F2P update caused a shitflood of 12 year olds, but give em a chance, you were also 12 year olds knifing team mates on CS once.
    Actually since my very first time in an online game, I would always watch videos or friends before I ever played so I never make an ass of myself.
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  40. Post #40
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    October 2011
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    We'll give them a chance, doesn't mean we can't laugh at them.
    It sounds sometimes like you just ignore them.
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