1. Post #1121
    Mirigeddon's Avatar
    January 2012
    69 Posts
    Hey, actually /vg/ and I made that F2P list.
    Not reddit.
    So keep their slimey shit off of it.
    Thanks.
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  2. Post #1122
    Star Extraordinaire
    Blazyd's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,315 Posts
    I can't stop laughing
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  3. Post #1123
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,232 Posts
    Today I played for the first time on a Lotus Clan server.
    HO-LEE SHIT.

    there was one guy arguing in favor of using the Cozy Camper with the Huntsman:
    guy:"what's wrong with using the Camper with the Huntsman?"
    me:"you mean besides EVERYTHING?"
    guy:"but what's wrong with it?"
    me:"the huntsman is for a mobile sniper, one who can lay down covering fire on the front lines. the camper is for a more sedintary sniper who stays behind their team's defensive lines and picks off enemies from a distance."
    other guy:"exactly."
    guy:"ya well I just use a different way of playing so you can fuck off xD"

    LOTUS CLAN SERVERS
    Where it's the first week of the F2P Update EVERY week!
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  4. Post #1124
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,400 Posts
    Hey, actually /vg/ and I made that F2P list.
    Not reddit.
    So keep their slimey shit off of it.
    Thanks.
    Did you guys really join just to post here lmao
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  5. Post #1125
    BanthaFodder's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,232 Posts
    Did you guys really join just to post here lmao
    I actually like the FP forums over /vg/ and all the rest on 4chan.

    the lack of anonymity means that everyone is generally less of a raging asshole.

    not that EVERYONE on 4chan is a raging asshole (I've actually seen some pretty wonderful people over there), but there's certainly MORE raging assholes there than here...
    either that, or the raging assholes over there are more up-front about it
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  6. Post #1126
    COSTA's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,679 Posts
    Yeah I remember seeing that F2P list on 4chan a long ago, and yesterday someone decided to repost it on Reddit. God the TF2 subreddit is bland and slow as molasses. You know our screenshot thread? The TF2 subreddit is like that, but with one thread for each screenshot. Haha the Medic holds the pistol like a gangster in randomizer mode, let's discuss it
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  7. Post #1127
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,400 Posts
    I actually like the FP forums over /vg/ and all the rest on 4chan.

    the lack of anonymity means that everyone is generally less of a raging asshole.

    not that EVERYONE on 4chan is a raging asshole (I've actually seen some pretty wonderful people over there), but there's certainly MORE raging assholes there than here...
    either that, or the raging assholes over there are more up-front about it
    the person i quoted is a pretty chill person tho
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  8. Post #1128
    misterdoo01's Avatar
    July 2010
    425 Posts
    Hey, actually /vg/ and I made that F2P list.
    Not reddit.
    So keep their slimey shit off of it.
    Thanks.
    Nobody cares that someone reposted your F2P shitlist that you constantly spam on the /vg/ thread Miri. Go back to sharking people endlessly for their laugh taunts and reposting your medic loadout for the 1000th time instead of actually playing the game.

    Back on topic:

    I rarely see F2P's saying stupid things, but it's always entertaining fighting a newbie Pyro who REFUSES to switch to his shotgun when he's outside of flamethrower range of you while you pelt him with your shotgun fire.
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  9. Post #1129
    Stick Figure Artist
    Darktooth77's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,906 Posts
    Nobody cares that someone reposted your F2P shitlist that you constantly spam on the /vg/ thread Miri. Go back to sharking people endlessly for their laugh taunts and reposting your medic loadout for the 1000th time instead of actually playing the game.
    holy fuck dude the TOLD meters are OFF THE CHARTS
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  10. Post #1130
    For once, don't be so weak.
    Colour's Avatar
    August 2011
    2,166 Posts
    Nobody cares that someone reposted your F2P shitlist that you constantly spam on the /vg/ thread Miri. Go back to sharking people endlessly for their laugh taunts and reposting your medic loadout for the 1000th time instead of actually playing the game.
    Laughed harder than I should've.
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  11. Post #1131
    misterdoo01's Avatar
    July 2010
    425 Posts
    I've never quite told someone that hard before, although Vintage ThatGuy seems to disagree with my sentiments.

    In all seriousness (and this is off-topic, I apologize), Miri "The Medic" is a shark. She boasts quite often about ripping items off of newbies in the /vg/ thread, with screen shots and everything, giving other's tips on how to do it. I strongly advise you not to engage in trading with her (or general conversation or gameplay for that matter, although she is a pretty decent medic when she's actually playing the game). What's ironic is that this started happening AFTER she had her unusuals scammed from her because she didn't get a middleman in a trade with a trustworthy background. I recall that they even posted a YouTube video on it.

    But, regardless, I'm off topic, and I'm sorry.

    BACK ON TOPIC: Played some Harvest last night, and one of my fellow pyros was getting 3 kills per life minimum by simply camping the BLU spawn. Even after ten minutes of complaining from one player on their side, no one on BLU ever stopped him from doing it. This went on for 30 minutes. Not sure if the other team were Fresh Meat or just really bad at the game.
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  12. Post #1132
    Nobody cares that someone reposted your F2P shitlist that you constantly spam on the /vg/ thread Miri. Go back to sharking people endlessly for their laugh taunts and reposting your medic loadout for the 1000th time instead of actually playing the game.

    Back on topic:

    I rarely see F2P's saying stupid things, but it's always entertaining fighting a newbie Pyro who REFUSES to switch to his shotgun when he's outside of flamethrower range of you while you pelt him with your shotgun fire.
    Status:
    [ ] Not Told
    [ ] Told
    [X] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN.
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  13. Post #1133
    Izzy7s7's Avatar
    May 2011
    963 Posts
    You have to give him props though for getting it closer, phonetically at least, than a lot of (even non f2p) players.
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  14. Post #1134
    Gold Member
    mechanarchy's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,213 Posts
    dumbass posted:
    (pwnGamin)nathan200twitch.tv: : buyin hight five thanut
    Tex : buying spelling lessons for nathan200twitch.tv
    Jive Turkey : what..
    Jive Turkey : READ BOOKS
    Nubix_cube : lol,
    Jive Turkey : read alot of books
    (pwnGamin)nathan200twitch.tv: : buyibn hi five thaunt
    later (by about a minute)
    (pwnGamin)nathan200twitch.tv: : buyin higt five tant
    Tex : nathan, let me give you some spelling help
    Tex : it's "buying high five taunt"
    Tex : just remember that, or even better -- copy and paste it
    (pwnGamin)nathan200twitch.tv: : buyibf hight five tant
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  15. Post #1135
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,400 Posts
    Status:
    [ ] Not Told
    [ ] Told
    [X] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN.
    shes a girl..


    get ur facts rite
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  16. Post #1136
    Sorry about the page stretch.

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  17. Post #1137
    Gold Member
    Citizen Insane's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,873 Posts
    Eiernacken : such lf strange demon loch nesser
    BLIS400PL Xd : BUY DOSE OF HORSE TO MEDIC TRADE ME !
    I love trading servers.
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  18. Post #1138
    Drakojan's Avatar
    July 2011
    61 Posts
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  19. Post #1139
    commandhat's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,846 Posts
    axengeger
    axe ngeger
    axe engeger
    axe engager

    ... I still don't see why they want to engage any axes.
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  20. Post #1140
    COSTA's Avatar
    October 2010
    1,679 Posts
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  21. Post #1141
    ASK ME ABOUT MY FLIES FETISH
    Suttles's Avatar
    August 2009
    31,400 Posts
    Diamomond sounds like a rapper
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  22. Post #1142
    munky91's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,937 Posts
    Sounds like a modeler to me.
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  23. Post #1143
    Speed Of Dark's Avatar
    October 2010
    5,289 Posts
    it's like he wanted to type an actual sentence but gave up half way through
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  24. Post #1144
    Jetpack Bear's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,474 Posts
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  25. Post #1145
    Gold Member
    t h e's Avatar
    February 2011
    6,690 Posts
    Did you guys really join just to post here lmao
    Cause January is the new March
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  26. Post #1146
    Ghost86X's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,108 Posts
    I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this...

    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting.
    Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares
    Some other asshole: yea
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game.
    Asshole: so what a kill is a kill
    Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads.
    Asshole: yeah
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too.
    Some asshole: umad bro?
    Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish.
    Some asshole: like urmom
    Some other asshole: u got told man
    Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break.
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy.
    Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.
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  27. Post #1147
    NiceHotCupOfBro's Avatar
    December 2009
    618 Posts
    I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this...

    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting.
    Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares
    Some other asshole: yea
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game.
    Asshole: so what a kill is a kill
    Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads.
    Asshole: yeah
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too.
    Some asshole: umad bro?
    Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish.
    Some asshole: like urmom
    Some other asshole: u got told man
    Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break.
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy.
    Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.
    Normally, I would agree that a kill is a kill, but I at least TRY to aim for the head unless I can't. Arguably MORE stuck-up than these guys are those who purposely miss an opportunity for a kill just because they'd rather not get the kill at all than get a bodyshot.
    But when I got to "Dude. I'm a heavy" and saw the response to that statement, I just burst out in laughter.
    In addition, the "Real snipers don't aim for the head" quip was funny because, though snipers do tend more to aim for center of mass/the heart as opposed to the head, it's completely irrelevant to TF2.
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  28. Post #1148
    Gold Member
    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    I hope you weren't Private Sprinkle Toast.
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  29. Post #1149
    Gold Member
    t h e's Avatar
    February 2011
    6,690 Posts
    I hope you weren't Private Sprinkle Toast.
    His Steam URL
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  30. Post #1150
    Gold Member
    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    14,782 Posts
    Well, that settles it.
    Ladies and gentlemen, don your Crocostyle kits. We're going hunting.
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  31. Post #1151
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    Well, that settles it.
    Ladies and gentlemen, don your Crocostyle kits. We're going hunting.
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  32. Post #1152
    Gold Member
    L_Dawg's Avatar
    December 2008
    2,252 Posts
    I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this...

    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting.
    Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares
    Some other asshole: yea
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game.
    Asshole: so what a kill is a kill
    Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads.
    Asshole: yeah
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too.
    Some asshole: umad bro?
    Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish.
    Some asshole: like urmom
    Some other asshole: u got told man
    Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break.
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy.
    Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.
    I always aim for the body since I use the sydney sleeper set. I love it when an enemy sniper and I are aiming right at each other and he shoots my head first and I shoot a split-second later. He dies, and I'm at 1 HP. It's glorious.
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  33. Post #1153
    Nitro836's Avatar
    June 2010
    5,550 Posts
    Normally, I would agree that a kill is a kill, but I at least TRY to aim for the head unless I can't. Arguably MORE stuck-up than these guys are those who purposely miss an opportunity for a kill just because they'd rather not get the kill at all than get a bodyshot.
    But when I got to "Dude. I'm a heavy" and saw the response to that statement, I just burst out in laughter.
    In addition, the "Real snipers don't aim for the head" quip was funny because, though snipers do tend more to aim for center of mass/the heart as opposed to the head, it's completely irrelevant to TF2.
    Whenever target has circa 150 health, I go for body, if around 200, then the head. I shoot in the head those that need to be neutralized ASAP.
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  34. Post #1154
    ChickenMan99's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,177 Posts
    I remember the week after the Uber update came out, I went in an empty server with some friends to show the then-noobs the ropes.
    Then a random F2P person joined. He went Engie, I went Spy. He accused me of hacking, not dying, and (apparently) sent a reply AND report to Valve because I wouldn't die.
    I was using the Dead Ringer. Here's a little excript-

    [AoB]CupcakE : noob spy ?
    [AoB]CupcakE : NOOB
    [AoB]CupcakE : HACKER
    [AoB]CupcakE : spy hacker
    [AoB]CupcakE : fuck you cheater
    [AoB]CupcakE : HACKER
    [AoB]CupcakE : video
    *DEAD* ChickenMan99 : It's called the dead ringer
    ChickenMan99 : lrn2tf2
    [AoB]CupcakE : HACKER
    [AoB]CupcakE : video
    [AoB]CupcakE : vac ban
    ChickenMan99 : Send it to valve, I dare you
    [AoB]CupcakE : you hacking
    [AoB]CupcakE : bitch cheater
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  35. Post #1155
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    Streecer's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,090 Posts
    I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this...

    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting.
    Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares
    Some other asshole: yea
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game.
    Asshole: so what a kill is a kill
    Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads.
    Asshole: yeah
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too.
    Some asshole: umad bro?
    Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish.
    Some asshole: like urmom
    Some other asshole: u got told man
    Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break.
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy.
    Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.
    b-b-but he ruined my K:D ratio!
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  36. Post #1156
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    Well, that settles it.
    Ladies and gentlemen, don your Crocostyle kits. We're going hunting.
    any day.
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  37. Post #1157
    Gold Member
    kill3r's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,412 Posts
    I'm probably late, but I've had a conservation that went something like this...

    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. Stop bodyshotting.
    Some asshole: dude he bodyshoted u once, who cares
    Some other asshole: yea
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, but the thing is, he's done nothing but bodyshot me pretty much this whole game.
    Asshole: so what a kill is a kill
    Mass bodyshotter: Yeah dude, i go like, pow, pow, you're dead. Its so easy lol. Besides, real snipers dont aim for the heads.
    Asshole: yeah
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Yeah, I'm sure that spies can turn invisible in real life too.
    Some asshole: umad bro?
    Private Sprinkle Toast: ...Can you at least make an effort? It's not a good thing to just bodyshot people, it's generally considered jerkish.
    Some asshole: like urmom
    Some other asshole: u got told man
    Mass bodyshotter: Dude who cares, headshoting is so hard anyways. Give me a break.
    Private Sprinkle Toast: Dude. I'm a heavy.
    Mass bodyshotter: Then stop being so slow.
    So another words you got mad and started whining because you kept getting killed in a way you didn't like?
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  38. Post #1158
    So another words you got mad and started whining because you kept getting killed in a way you didn't like?
    because he wasnt killed with honor!!
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  39. Post #1159
    shes a girl..


    get ur facts rite
    oshit a gurl? add me on steam plz u can be my gf i gib you hats.
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  40. Post #1160
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    oshit a gurl? add me on steam plz u can be my gf i gib you hats.
    Nigga she an scammer
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