[SlickBlade]

TCB posted:

Me too. "Destroy buildings" is very misleading.

When I first learned of TF2 I had the mental image that this 'spy' went around to power boxes, like you have on the side of your house, around the enemy base and would start messing with them, doing stuff like shutting off the lights and defences inside the enemy base

[Chaofanatic]

SlickBlade posted:

When I first learned of TF2 I had the mental image that this 'spy' went around to power boxes, like you have on the side of your house, around the enemy base and would start messing with them, doing stuff like shutting off the lights and defences inside the enemy base

That'd be pretty fun to do actually. Sap their fuse box and send the enemy base into pitch darkness in broad daylight somehow.

[Human Brutality]

The first I heard of TF2 was when I was watching the GMOD Idiot Box. I stupidly thought the Heavy was a weird HL2 character, since it was in GMOD and I knew GMOD was a HL2 mod. My pal told me my error, and then engy update and polycount update happened. I started watching IcyToonie. Then, in January 2011, I finally got orange box and GMOD. Was good. Now, almost 18 months later, I'm still having fun. The first thing I remember was trying scout, and dying in 15 seconds. I always stopped to press "Thanks!" for medics. Now I have mouse buttons bound to "Thanks!" "SPY!" and "Help!"

Now, I explain to CoDfags why the "graphics suck," and watch them ragequit TF2; and teach newbs how to play, and tell them to take the time to press "Thanks!" for their medics.

[Blazyd]

comet1337 posted:

not exactly a quote but...

i was playing lakeside the other day as a spy since there were so many snipers on the opposing team (suprise suprise) and then there was another spy on my team.

most of the snipers had razorbacks and appearently knew how to use them (got a kurki in the face a few times)

then we decided to do some teamwork with the other spy.
so we went behind one sniper and i took away his razorback and he backstabs him a fraction of a second later.
then we did the same on another sniper, this time he took out the shield.

its amazing how self-centered all the snipers were, only caring for themselves, not paying attention to the guy getting stabbed 3 meters away.

and then we did this for a while until one sniper got pissed off and his paranoia shot up to 130% and went on a kukri/smg fit of rage.

so we just stood there side by side and gunned him down.
and we were both dominating him.

I also love making engineers/snipers so paranoid. I use voice commands while invisible, and shoot them and go invisible and the engi either goes into a pistol/wrench fit or the sniper doesn't snipe and wastes time trying to find me.

[Ghost86X]

Blazyd posted:

I also love making engineers/snipers so paranoid. I use voice commands while invisible, and shoot them and go invisible and the engi either goes into a pistol/wrench fit or the sniper doesn't snipe and wastes time trying to find me.

This doesn't count, it was more for just the hell of it, but once I was in freight and decided to do a little experiment.

I would disguise as scout and cloak with the CaD, and sit on the railing of the bridge, where the enemy was spawning.

Then I would yell Jeers every time an enemy went by. None of them really did anything.

This continued for a while until I realized I wasn't contributing to my team in any way. Proceeded to sap the shit out of their nests.

[Bazkip]

They were F2P too

[Xada]

I love it when cloak and dagger spies don't move when splash damage reveals them, they always call hacks when you reload 4 rockets and nuke the corner they've been standing in for 30 seconds.

[ElectricSquid]

Xada posted:

I love it when cloak and dagger spies don't move when splash damage reveals them, they always call hacks when you reload 4 rockets and nuke the corner they've been standing in for 30 seconds.

Even better when you catch one with a flamethrower and they saunter over to the nearest medpack like nobody can see the flames leaping their invisible body.

[Blazyd]

[B-Rabbit]

Just a normal match playing as Saharan Spy.




Also

[Rainbowmaker]

B-Rabbit posted:

Just a normal match playing as Saharan Spy.

Mad Man's Mace
Level 1-100 Mace
-No Random Critical Hits
-When you're killed,your fury meter resets
+Fury charges over time,when Fury meter is at "complete",press MOUSE2 to activate fury:
+You have increased speed,damage,minicrits,and are forced to use the mace.
-You will shout constantly until the fury ends.
-Watch out for the meter,if you activate it above "complete",your blood will start boiling,and you may explode for no reason.

This magic mace,made by the legendary wizard "Igor Fireball",is very powerful,and can destroy an entire team.

[Suttles]

Rainbowmaker posted:

Mad Man's Mace
Level 1-100 Mace
-No Random Critical Hits
-When you're killed,your fury meter resets
+Fury charges over time,when Fury meter is at "complete",press MOUSE2 to activate fury:
+You have increased speed,damage,minicrits,and are forced to use the mace.
-You will shout constantly until the fury ends.
-Watch out for the meter,if you activate it above "complete",your blood will start boiling,and you may explode for no reason.

This magic mace,made by the legendary wizard "Igor Fireball",is very powerful,and can destroy an entire team.

is it bad i constantly read fury as furry

[Joyful Mystery]

B-Rabbit posted:

I was reminded instantly of this

[FuryBlitz]

NO ONE CAN HAVE ME!

[Desuh]

B-Rabbit posted:

Just a normal match playing as Saharan Spy.




Also

why did you take screenshots of screenshots?

[Kirbyfactor]

FuryBlitz posted:

NO ONE CAN HAVE ME!

too late, already did

[Desuh]

snip

[ryfry99]

Human Brutality posted:

The first I heard of TF2 was when I was watching the GMOD Idiot Box. I stupidly thought the Heavy was a weird HL2 character, since it was in GMOD and I knew GMOD was a HL2 mod. My pal told me my error, and then engy update and polycount update happened. I started watching IcyToonie. Then, in January 2011, I finally got orange box and GMOD. Was good. Now, almost 18 months later, I'm still having fun. The first thing I remember was trying scout, and dying in 15 seconds. I always stopped to press "Thanks!" for medics. Now I have mouse buttons bound to "Thanks!" "SPY!" and "Help!"

Now, I explain to CoDfags why the "graphics suck," and watch them ragequit TF2; and teach newbs how to play, and tell them to take the time to press "Thanks!" for their medics.

Icy's videos are pretty good shame he doesn't play anymore.

[Black]

The first time I saw the TF2 characters I thought they were from a pixar movie.

[Demon!]

Black posted:

The first time I saw the TF2 characters I thought they were from a pixar movie.

That's what attracted me to the game, the artstyle. I don't think I would've been as interested in the game as I was had the game looked different.

[Suttles]

Desuh posted:

why did you take screenshots of screenshots?

tbh

its a pain grabbing the link. You have to open the picture in steam, copy the link, go in browser, go there, rightclick the image, and copy image url.

[Pocket Medic]

Suttles posted:

tbh

its a pain grabbing the link. You have to open the picture in steam, copy the link, go in browser, go there, rightclick the image, and copy image url.

1. All you need to do is upload it, view in Steam, view full-size and paste the URL in here.
2. What he did was upload, view, full-size, screenshot the full-size image, open a new tab in his browser, upload it to a host and paste the URL in here

[Kapellmeister]

Not sure if he was stupid or new but yeah.

[OluapPlayer]

Kapellmeister posted:

Not sure if he was stupid or new but yeah.

Well, from the little I could gather from that gibberish, he apparently wants you to clone your sniper gun.

How the hell does that work

[B-Rabbit]

Desuh posted:

why did you take screenshots of screenshots?

Well, I had puush installed and was too lazy to open every screenshot, copy link, so I just uploaded them on puush and copied links from gallery. It was 2 or 3 a.m.

[Drury]

Reminds me of sumotori for some reason.

[Cajun]

The deagraiser?

How degressing.

[schleimgurke1]

thats good to know i guess

[HazzaHardie]

schleimgurke1 posted:

thats good to know i guess

hot

[Karmal Khan]

schleimgurke1 posted:

thats good to know i guess

Team Fortress 2 finally gets a movie...Made by Brazzers.

[OluapPlayer]

schleimgurke1 posted:

thats good to know i guess

Get behind me doktor!

[comet1337]

schleimgurke1 posted:

thats good to know i guess

RAUS RAUS!

[Semaru]

[Chaofanatic]

Semaru posted:

Hah! Aliens are real! Shows what those "scientists" know about anything...

[OffTheRoad]

Chaofanatic posted:

Hah! Aliens are real! Shows what those "scientists" know about anything...

But he's a dragon, not an extra terrestrial

[Chaofanatic]

OffTheRoad posted:

But he's a dragon, not an extra terrestrial

Aliens can have usernames too.

[noodleboy347]

(TEAM) IMAPUTASENTRYHERE : dude did dives just came ouit of your ass?
(TEAM) IMAPUTASENTRYHERE : doves*
(TEAM) Crimson_Marquis : you know it.

[Whyt546]

Day after the Fruit Shoot came out, I crafted one and painted it gold. Someone started screaming "DUDE HOW DID YOU GET A GOLDEN APPLE ON YOUR HEAD?" and sounded REALLY excited about it...

[Suttles]

Whyt546 posted:

Day after the Fruit Shoot came out, I crafted one and painted it gold. Someone started screaming "DUDE HOW DID YOU GET A GOLDEN APPLE ON YOUR HEAD?" and sounded REALLY excited about it...

oh my god are you eris??

holy shet

[J-RcZ]

Well, I have a positive report about our "Fresh Meat".
They are past their Sniper stage

But they entered the Engie stage.
God help us.