1. Post #2961
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    ~ZOMG's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,845 Posts
    I'm starting to think that I would date only my mirror because I turn everyone else off with a "Nah" or "Nope." FOREVER ALONE

    On the bright side, making out with a mirror would be stupid enough to be amusing to me.
    A comedian like you? Single!?
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  2. Post #2962

    May 2010
    76 Posts
    An obnoxious douchebag like you?
    Fix'd
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  3. Post #2963
    babyarm-bat's Avatar
    January 2009
    2,114 Posts
    I love my girlfriend, but communication can be quite impractical at times. I'm an extrovert introvert, or something like that.
    We're all waiting for you to explain this, and you choose now to be an introvert

    Edited:

    Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.
    Could be fun
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  4. Post #2964
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,110 Posts
    People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.
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  5. Post #2965
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    SCopE5000's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,193 Posts
    Why does every decent female in my grade always seem attracted to absolute assholes?

    It's not like these girls are assholes either, they're good people, but they always gravitate towards assholes. What makes my blood boil is when they tell me "Oh he's a really nice guy" yeah he is, because he wants to bone you, dumbass. To everyone else, he's an asshole. Jesus Christ some people are so dumb.
    The 'asshole' that you see in him exists in your own mind alone. It is your problem, not his.

    I suggest you cease this judgemental, butthurt behaviour as soon as possible or you'll find it very difficult to get along with people or have a girlfriend any-time in the future.

    Also the fact that you got so upset about her dating the guy tells me you should probably stop being influenced by other people and what they do and mind your own god-damn business, for the same reason.
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  6. Post #2966
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    Lukeo's Avatar
    October 2006
    7,132 Posts
    People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.
    I might be visiting the Netherlands this year, and that doesn't sound too bad.
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  7. Post #2967
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    40,352 Posts
    People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.
    legal prostitution has its perks.
    of course the entire country will be sunk into hellfire soon...
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  8. Post #2968
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    gufu's Avatar
    May 2008
    9,151 Posts
    of course the entire country will be sunk into hellfire soon...
    But then, the rest of the europe probably would get high off the burning fumes.
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  9. Post #2969
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.
    That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.

    But

    What about drinking gin from a pussy?

    No wait that would be terribly painful.
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  10. Post #2970
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    ChestyMcGee's Avatar
    August 2008
    25,227 Posts
    :/
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  11. Post #2971
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,238 Posts
    That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.

    But

    What about drinking gin from a pussy?

    No wait that would be terribly painful.
    what
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  12. Post #2972
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,110 Posts
    He only got a BJ because he was smoking on the street and he was told he couldn't so he asked if he could smoke in one of the little rooms they have and he was so he got a bj so he could finish his joint.
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  13. Post #2973
    Dark RaveN's Avatar
    September 2010
    3,191 Posts
    That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.

    But

    What about drinking gin from a pussy?

    No wait that would be terribly painful.
    what the fuck.
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  14. Post #2974
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.

    But

    What about drinking gin from a pussy?

    No wait that would be terribly painful.
    who even thinks of this
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  15. Post #2975
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,456 Posts
    I met a girl, went out to dinner, played the phone game, chatted everyday for the last three weeks. I spent quite a lot of time thinking that a relationship was what I wanted, that in some way would make whole the parts of me that were broken. (Recently gone from 3XL to a size S, one of those personal journeys of inner insight, I won't bore you with the details)

    Point is, it clicked earlier today that having a relationship, something that I was starved of for a very long time wasn't going to fix it, about an hour later she calls me and goes on to tell me about how I'm such a great guy, how her life changed after meeting me and that she's never been happier, that she has found someone that will make her life whole.

    She is pretty, intelligent and is the classic girl from next door; the entire situation is just a kick in nuts and I'm not sure what to do.
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  16. Post #2976
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    Legend286's Avatar
    October 2008
    10,024 Posts
    I met a girl, went out to dinner, played the phone game, chatted everyday for the last three weeks. I spent quite a lot of time thinking that a relationship was what I wanted, that in some way would make whole the parts of me that were broken. (Recently gone from 3XL to a size S, one of those personal journeys of inner insight, I won't bore you with the details)

    Point is, it clicked earlier today that having a relationship, something that I was starved of for a very long time wasn't going to fix it, about an hour later she calls me and goes on to tell me about how I'm such a great guy, how her life changed after meeting me and that she's never been happier, that she has found someone that will make her life whole.

    She is pretty, intelligent and is the classic girl from next door; the entire situation is just a kick in nuts and I'm not sure what to do.
    Even if having a relationship won't magically fix anything, you might as well do it anyway if you both feel the same way?
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  17. Post #2977
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    5,135 Posts
    what the fuck.
    who even thinks of this
    I like to do stuff with my tongue
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  18. Post #2978
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,456 Posts
    Even if having a relationship won't magically fix anything, you might as well do it anyway if you both feel the same way?
    I like her, she is the quiet type; the kind that prefers a pizza and the walking dead over expensive restaurants, though she didn't turn it down and we went on our second date. I have a very dominating personality, it's not something that I push onto people but it's ever present in my mannerisms and speech; she on the other hand is incredibly submissive and hangs on every word that anyone says.

    A few days back I made a comment amongst friends (In joke) which was related to my favourite food and how I went about an extremely bizzare way of preparing it and presenting it. So, the next day; having overheard this conversation she went about preparing and presenting this dish not realizing that it was a very obnoxious joke, when I tried to explain the joke to her she didn't understand why it was so and just seemed incapable of grasping why I would say such a long winded thing concerning preparation.

    I'm worried that she would take everything I said seriously and not know when I was simply joking or when I was very serious.
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  19. Post #2979
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,818 Posts
    I met a girl, went out to dinner, played the phone game, chatted everyday for the last three weeks. I spent quite a lot of time thinking that a relationship was what I wanted, that in some way would make whole the parts of me that were broken. (Recently gone from 3XL to a size S, one of those personal journeys of inner insight, I won't bore you with the details)

    Point is, it clicked earlier today that having a relationship, something that I was starved of for a very long time wasn't going to fix it, about an hour later she calls me and goes on to tell me about how I'm such a great guy, how her life changed after meeting me and that she's never been happier, that she has found someone that will make her life whole.

    She is pretty, intelligent and is the classic girl from next door; the entire situation is just a kick in nuts and I'm not sure what to do.
    It doesn't have to fix anything. Does the girl make you happy?

    "Only losers self-rate"
    but I'm late. let me late myself damnit.

    Edited:

    I like her, she is the quiet type; the kind that prefers a pizza and the walking dead over expensive restaurants, though she didn't turn it down and we went on our second date. I have a very dominating personality, it's not something that I push onto people but it's ever present in my mannerisms and speech; she on the other hand is incredibly submissive and hangs on every word that anyone says.

    A few days back I made a comment amongst friends (In joke) which was related to my favourite food and how I went about an extremely bizzare way of preparing it and presenting it. So, the next day; having overheard this conversation she went about preparing and presenting this dish not realizing that it was a very obnoxious joke, when I tried to explain the joke to her she didn't understand why it was so and just seemed incapable of grasping why I would say such a long winded thing concerning preparation.

    I'm worried that she would take everything I said seriously and not know when I was simply joking or when I was very serious.
    Well thats something you work on then. Together, as a team. It was hard to tell the difference between joking and serious with my last ex, but give a couple months and we knew a joke from reality like it was nothing. its a learning experience.

    Girl makes you happy, you make girl happy, go for it.
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  20. Post #2980
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,456 Posts
    It doesn't have to fix anything. Does the girl make you happy?

    "Only losers self-rate"
    but I'm late. let me late myself damnit.
    I spent a great deal of time with the thought that a relationship would make me happy, that it would fix why I was such a miserable, cynical and at the very base of it all; lonely person. Now I realize that a relationship won't fix that. She's connected at an emotional level already, I'm not and likely to start having feelings for anyone for quite some time. After that shift in perspective I recently had, the whole idea of a relationship has been met with an overwhelmingly neutral amount of 'meh'

    My family like her, my friends like her and my co-workers just think she is a bundle of fun to have visiting the office, bringing people's lunch orders.

    She has sorta filled in a lot of gaps for many people central to my daily life but hasn't filled the gaps for me.
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  21. Post #2981
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    Just go for it dude.

    Edited:

    You never know until you try
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  22. Post #2982
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,456 Posts
    Just go for it dude.

    Edited:

    You never know until you try
    Pretty much have written out a text both for and against over and over for the last few hours.
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  23. Post #2983
    dubstep
    SCopE5000's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,193 Posts
    Will this open up new experiences for you? YES.

    That's more than enough reason.
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  24. Post #2984
    Huge Faggot #2
    GoldenGnome's Avatar
    November 2007
    5,149 Posts
    Pretty much have written out a text both for and against over and over for the last few hours.
    Yea but all of that is conjecture which is more or less useless in Real Life.
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  25. Post #2985
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,818 Posts
    This is a chance to learn about yourself and another person, AND to have a good time while doing it.

    Just do it. What have you got to lose?
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  26. Post #2986
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,456 Posts
    My half glass full reflex is kicking into overdrive, I don't want to hurt her more later if things go badly, ya know?
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  27. Post #2987
    dubstep
    SCopE5000's Avatar
    August 2005
    4,193 Posts
    Even if she leaves you, you'll have hopefully learned something.

    Stop being an angsty tool and be glad you're not missing an limb, have AIDS or third degree burns all over your body. Close your eyes, take a few deep breaths and make the most of all these splendid opportunities you've been given.
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  28. Post #2988
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,818 Posts
    My half glass full reflex is kicking into overdrive, I don't want to hurt her more later if things go badly, ya know?
    Thats a very common fear, but unfortunately thats an inevitability in relationships. You can't just shut everyone else out of a relationship because you don't want to hurt them if things go badly. Don't focus on the ending, focus on the now, on the relationship at hand.
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  29. Post #2989
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,334 Posts
    I like to do stuff with my tongue


    Edited:

    Pretty much have written out a text both for and against over and over for the last few hours.
    It seems, on the surface, as if you are very well thought and thoughtful but in reality what you are doing is depriving yourself of a thing out of comfort. You don't feel comfortable enough to test this out; her not understanding your jokes, hurting her.... you didn't give even one reasonable excuse as to why you shouldn't do this, but rather the opposite; you gave very vivid details of her personality and looks. For someone unwilling to commit, you sure commit as hell of a lot of time to such details.

    We regret the things we've done less than the things we haven't done

    Stop thinking so much, as it leads to zero actions and therefore zero progress. We think we know everything, but until we've done it, we know nothing. Knowledge is theoretical, wisdom is practical.

    ^That sentence goes both ways; for you and her. Yes, she might get hurt, but she might also realize what is it she's looking for.
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  30. Post #2990
    _zen's Avatar
    April 2012
    21 Posts
    Almost every girl I've met wanted kids, and I don't. I'm still looking for that one girl who does not want children. Call me selfish, I just don't want children.
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  31. Post #2991
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    Raygen's Avatar
    March 2008
    1,102 Posts
    Have a girlfriend who's really sweet and nice and beautiful, and most of the time it all goes really well. It's just that she's kind of insecure about herself, has a lot of emotional baggage and I have to handle things really carefully - I've made a few mistakes before and hurt her really bad.

    Have any of you guys encountered problems like that? How did you handle it?
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  32. Post #2992
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    Mr. Agree's Avatar
    May 2010
    7,437 Posts
    Been like this since September and she actually kissed me so I don't think that I am being friend zoned by her.I am just really frightened of the idea of her saying no to me this summer.
    If you never ask, you never know. In fact, if you never make the move to ask, it will never happen. Always tell myself this if I never want to ask.

    Worst is, she'll say no, you'll feel bad for a short while and realise there are so many girls out there. I'd understand getting hurt IF you was in love and was with her for a long time.

    What if she says yes? You'll never know and regret not asking.

    Edited:

    Oh god. Fuck the ones that stop every so often. I am not really afraid of height, but fucking hell, those things are terrifying to be in when they stop.
    They took ours away :( Was half the size of the London Eye, realized something was different the next day.
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  33. Post #2993
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,110 Posts
    Almost every girl I've met wanted kids, and I don't. I'm still looking for that one girl who does not want children. Call me selfish, I just don't want children.
    How old are you? Just because they want to have children one day doesn't mean they want to have kids with you right away, you do realise that right.

    I'd like to have kids, doesn't mean I'd like to have them now. Probably not for another 10 years, but one day.
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  34. Post #2994
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    Seith's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,334 Posts
    Almost every girl I've met wanted kids, and I don't. I'm still looking for that one girl who does not want children. Call me selfish, I just don't want children.
    Can I get your autograph, Peter North?
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  35. Post #2995
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    CaptainQuirk's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,594 Posts
    Fuck it. Just fuck it all. I always manage to screw everything up with the one girl I love.
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  36. Post #2996
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,818 Posts
    Fuck it. Just fuck it all. I always manage to screw everything up with the one girl I love.
    Come on, Cap, tell facepunch the matter.
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  37. Post #2997
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    dark_console2's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,456 Posts
    I said lets start a relationship, 20 minutes later she was at my doorstep with shake n bake pancakes and Super 8 on BluRay.
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  38. Post #2998
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    CaptainQuirk's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,594 Posts
    Come on, Cap, tell facepunch the matter.
    It's a story that stretches about a couple years. This girl and I have dated a couple times. We've both liked each other very deeply, but never at the same time. Right now she's dating another guy. We met to study last week and we both felt strongly attracted. But she felt guilty about it. We were just talking about it I basically told her to choose between me and him. I pressured her too much. I have a tendency to fixate on my need for her, and neglect the fact that she is her own person without me. And that tendency is the reason we've broken up the past two times we've dated. I really hate how I act and I certainly don't mean to. But I think I've shown her that tendency one too many times now. I don't think I'll ever have a chance again.
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  39. Post #2999
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,238 Posts
    I said lets start a relationship, 20 minutes later she was at my doorstep with shake n bake pancakes and Super 8 on BluRay.
    ur a lucky guy. im jealous
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  40. Post #3000
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    9,818 Posts
    It's a story that stretches about a couple years. This girl and I have dated a couple times. We've both liked each other very deeply, but never at the same time. Right now she's dating another guy. We met to study last week and we both felt strongly attracted. But she felt guilty about it. We were just talking about it I basically told her to choose between me and him. I pressured her too much. I have a tendency to fixate on my need for her, and neglect the fact that she is her own person without me. And that tendency is the reason we've broken up the past two times we've dated. I really hate how I act and I certainly don't mean to. But I think I've shown her that tendency one too many times now. I don't think I'll ever have a chance again.
    That was your mistake this time. Right there. NEVER put that question on the table. EVER. Even if you do win in that choice, you STILL lose in the long run.
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