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**xxncxx** · 22nd January 2012

I main on my criminal so throw me in the crim and enforcer clan. I don't really play enforcer that much but if you guys have like a big event with all enforcer, I'll join in.

HHBlackhawk · 22nd January 2012

xxncxx posted:

I main on my criminal so throw me in the crim and enforcer clan. I don't really play enforcer that much but if you guys have like a big event with all enforcer, I'll join in.

I can't add your Enforcer until you're on him, but I'll jump on in a few and get your Criminal in.

Also, thread, is it bad if I have a R195 Enforcer and R166 Criminal, both gold? :x

HTS CONNER · 22nd January 2012

So I took my time and made my first few serious themes and start advertising them suddenly some asshole types in district "Hey everyone! Check out my new theme Chemical Plant" his is 10x better then mine. So being a little ticked off I whispered him about it and he claims that he just recently heard the song and figured it would be a good theme what an ass.

**Steven :D** · 22nd January 2012

HTS CONNER posted:

So I took my time and made my first few serious themes and start advertising them suddenly some asshole types in district "Hey everyone! Check out my new theme Chemical Plant" his is 10x better then mine. So being a little ticked off I whispered him about it and he claims that he just recently heard the song and figured it would be a good theme what an ass.

Connor, could you make me a private theme?

tehMuffinMan · 22nd January 2012

I went on Colby thinking all the FP people were there, should have gone on Joker instead

**Steven :D** · 22nd January 2012

tehMuffinMan posted:

I went on Colby thinking all the FP people were there, should have gone on Joker instead

Colby? Never heard of fpers on colby

**Jimesu_Evil** · 22nd January 2012

NitronikALT posted:

Put one priced at 10k for me <3

Anyway, I bought a JG-480 .
God-Fucking-Damn, I never flushed so much money down the toilet. My aim sucks and the thing takes 3-4 shots to kill someone.

It's 2 direct hits (at close range) to kill with the JG. To help aim, try putting marking the center of your screen (I used a tiny blob of blu-tac) until you get used to where the crosshair should be. Then proceed to drink delicious OCA tears.

Also, just stumpled across the video that got me into APB in the first place.

tehMuffinMan · 22nd January 2012

Steven :D posted:

Colby? Never heard of fpers on colby

Shit tons of russians here too, most of them using aimbot

Nare · 22nd January 2012

Weird things happens when I go with Meis

**Psygo** · 22nd January 2012

just had a streak of 17/20 missions yesterday, all against teams of gold.... 2v2s usually.

HTS CONNER · 22nd January 2012

Nare posted:

Weird things happens when I go with Meis

Pfft I recognize that Bishada sorry for griefing you.

**Dude Meister** · 22nd January 2012

I kinda wanted someone in a dump truck to drive over us again to see if it'd push the car under the ground...

NitronikALT · 22nd January 2012

Dude Meister posted:

I kinda wanted someone in a dump truck to drive over us again to see if it'd push the car under the ground...

It'll just explode. Personal experience.

**Mr. Someguy** · 22nd January 2012

Last night I was in my broadwing, I played chicken with a dump-truck, and won.

I seriously don't know how, but somehow the dumptruck just launches off my car like a ramp, and I come out without a scratch.

**Psygo** · 22nd January 2012

one great way to grief a dump truck is with a mini, if you can get the nose under the front of it, you can push it around like you want... it's really fun...

my and my friend almost died from laughing at that, when I accidentally did it.

NitronikALT · 22nd January 2012

Mr. Someguy posted:

Last night I was in my broadwing, I played chicken with a dump-truck, and won.

I seriously don't know how, but somehow the dumptruck just launches off my car like a ramp, and I come out without a scratch.

I shall try that. Expect a lot of explosions on Obeya if something goes wrong

tehMuffinMan · 22nd January 2012

Oh, wait, I'm on Patriot. So, any FP'ers on Patriot?

Benstokes · 22nd January 2012

So, I'm still pretty confused about the spread of FP players. Is there any sort of group on Obeya, and if not is there any interest in me making one? I play crim.

**Psygo** · 22nd January 2012

there's a few players on obeya, dunno how many, I only know of Pappi_man, Camealot and me.
I think there's the most fpers on Joker.

NitronikALT · 22nd January 2012

Psygo posted:

there's a few players on obeya, dunno how many, I only know of Pappi_man, Camealot and me.
.

You forgot me :(

**Psygo** · 22nd January 2012

I'm sorry, I don't know you :<

NitronikALT · 22nd January 2012

Psygo posted:

I'm sorry, I don't know you :<

brb killing self

**Kung Fu Jew** · 22nd January 2012

rip

**T-Sonar.0** · 22nd January 2012

Kung Fu Jew posted:

rip

tehMuffinMan · 22nd January 2012

Anyone know a good enforcer car design? I'm not very creative.

NitronikALT · 22nd January 2012

tehMuffinMan posted:

Anyone know a good enforcer car design? I'm not very creative.

My mate gifted me his car, I'll post of the hood tomorrow. I find that SPPD symbol to be nice. It isn't anything out of the ordinary thought

**Chonch** · 22nd January 2012

tehMuffinMan posted:

Anyone know a good enforcer car design? I'm not very creative.

I've had an old Broadwing design up on MP for ages.

Teh Time Rider · 22nd January 2012

NitronikALT posted:

You forgot me :(

And me!

**Steven :D** · 22nd January 2012

tehMuffinMan posted:

Anyone know a good enforcer car design? I'm not very creative.

Look up a couple pages, I could send you a copy of mine but it would cost me 48k to do so.

tehMuffinMan · 23rd January 2012

Instead of buying dress shoes I just put a black decal on my sneakers :c00lbert:

I also added one of these things after I took the screenshot

Only image I could find of one

**Chonch** · 23rd January 2012

I could send you a pair of brogues if you really need them.

**Steven :D** · 23rd January 2012

Whenever you get a chance, could you send a copy of the FPEJ male uniform to me?
@MaximumEnforcing

Much appreciated. Also, I went and bought a stock shotty today (not from armas) and I ended up getting 21/6 K/D, holy shit.

tehMuffinMan · 23rd January 2012

Sie-Sveinhund posted:

I could send you a pair of brogues if you really need them.

Thanks but no thanks, I could buy them myself

HHBlackhawk · 23rd January 2012

So, last night we had a bit of a party, me and 2 other FPers. We had just won a mission and I was redeeming my Trial ALIG at a mailbox. Stunz rams me into it and this happens.

The best part is, my character was dressed to look like a character from Katawa Shoujo, and she's a deaf-mute. Stunz says to me in Skype "You're a real disabled girl now" and we all burst out laughing.

**Mr. Someguy** · 23rd January 2012

Disabled as fuck

**T-Sonar.0** · 23rd January 2012

HHBlackhawk posted:

So, last night we had a bit of a party, me and 2 other FPers. We had just won a mission and I was redeeming my Trial ALIG at a mailbox. Stunz rams me into it and this happens.

I didn't like the ALIG. Maybe the mods I put on it crippled it.

ba dum tish