1. Post #1
    Gold Apple
    notlabbet's Avatar
    December 2011
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    please delete all responses to this post and I could use some mod help on this clean-up


    the knife maker is on a discovery channel show and doesn't want this publicity.
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  2. Post #2
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    Dazzozo's Avatar
    July 2011
    61 Posts
    Ask to meet or contact him.
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  3. Post #3
    rakkie20's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,206 Posts
    Episode three
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  4. Post #4
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    Kahgarak's Avatar
    May 2008
    4,394 Posts
    That is awesome.
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  5. Post #5
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    notlabbet's Avatar
    December 2011
    4,976 Posts
    Ask to meet or contact him.
    Episode three
    "Hi gabe its nice to meet you, I was just wondering if you are going to come out with episode three soon? or not? maybe?"
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  6. Post #6
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    Lazore's Avatar
    November 2008
    3,846 Posts
    Ask to meet him, and just storm in the building shouting episode 3 whilst having spaghetti in your pants
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  7. Post #7

    January 2012
    19 Posts
    Tell him that you are dying of cancer/whatever and your last wish is something related to Ep3
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  8. Post #8
    1.21 GIGAWATTS!
    brandonsh's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,538 Posts
    [/url]

    What should I do?
    "You call that a knife? Um, no! THIS is a knife!"
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  9. Post #9
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    Marphy Black's Avatar
    December 2004
    1,017 Posts
    Challenge him to a knife duel to the death.
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  10. Post #10
    I once watched a girl get eaten by a horse and it was bad
    Dead Madman's Avatar
    December 2008
    5,645 Posts
    You sir, are the most fucking luckiest cunt in the whole universe. I would kill to be you right now.
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  11. Post #11
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    Frying Dutchman's Avatar
    November 2009
    3,099 Posts
    Just ask to meet him and have a chat with Gabe, knowing Valve they'll probably show you around and give you some awesome goodies.

    People here would kill to meet Gabe Newell in person, you have a chance to meet him so go for it.
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  12. Post #12
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    November 2010
    532 Posts
    .
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  13. Post #13
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    July 2010
    8,200 Posts
    Bushwhacka
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  14. Post #14
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    December 2008
    3,712 Posts
    Gabe does not simply use fork and a knife, he uses both big knives for eating, he likes to cut in instead of digging in.
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  15. Post #15
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    megafat's Avatar
    January 2005
    6,276 Posts
    Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

    But seriously, i think he gets that Episode 3 is late. Instead, just have a casual conversation with him.
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  16. Post #16
    Valor
    Novangel's Avatar
    September 2008
    19,117 Posts
    Knives confirmed in Half Life 3, 2 knives indicate game coming out in February.

    Edited:

    Amount of holes in first knife indicate game out in 24th.
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  17. Post #17
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    October 2011
    197 Posts
    In the photo, you can see three knives.
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  18. Post #18
    Valor
    Novangel's Avatar
    September 2008
    19,117 Posts
    Shit March then.
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  19. Post #19
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    SXBIG's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,850 Posts
    Knives confirmed in Half Life 3, 2 knives indicate game coming out in February.

    Edited:

    Amount of holes in first knife indicate game out in 24th.
    24th of February is my birthday
    I will turn 17.
    This means in 17 days they will announce the release date which is the 24th of February.
    Judging by the 3 knives in the photo it is safe to say that it will get delayed by a month as stated above.
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  20. Post #20
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    Scot's Avatar
    March 2007
    15,065 Posts
    If your brother was custom knife maker you would know what the plural of knife is.

    This man is a fraud.
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  21. Post #21
    Blue Member?
    Ermac20's Avatar
    October 2010
    7,590 Posts
    holy shit he looks just like him its like a clone
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  22. Post #22
    Fuck Arnold Palmer
    TomZa's Avatar
    April 2011
    8,645 Posts
    That's awesome.
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  23. Post #23
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    June 2011
    255 Posts
    He's now got a green shirt, must've been bored of the red one
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  24. Post #24
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    May 2011
    1,572 Posts
    -snip it's okay-
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  25. Post #25
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    February 2011
    201 Posts
    you lucky bastard!! T_T


    ask for episode 3 or your crowbars back


    hell, get our crowbars back signed by valve staff with soldering iron
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  26. Post #26
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    April 2005
    4,836 Posts
    Ask him

    "why Rabscuttle?"
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  27. Post #27
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    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    6,912 Posts
    Don't ask him anything from us man, come up with questions you want answered. And yeah, you should ask to go see meet him.

    I reeeallly want to visit Valve, but sadly living in Wales and having no money for such a trip limits me.

    Edited:

    (also get your dad's friend's brother to make him a crowbar knife.)
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  28. Post #28
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    January 2005
    6,276 Posts
    Even if i was under embargo, i would try and see all of the games i could.
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  29. Post #29
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    November 2007
    10,835 Posts
    Gabe has a very scary face
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  30. Post #30
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    October 2010
    476 Posts
    Gabe has a very scary face
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  31. Post #31
    open.gl
    Overv's Avatar
    February 2007
    7,431 Posts
    -snip-
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  32. Post #32
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    Elizer's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,992 Posts
    Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.
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  33. Post #33
    open.gl
    Overv's Avatar
    February 2007
    7,431 Posts
    Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out.
    Oh, I thought it was the same as the original picture. I thought the OP just posted it after making the thread.
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  34. Post #34
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    May 2008
    4,394 Posts
    Gabe has a very scary face
    no

    his face is so friendly and adorable

    he is like a big cuddly game-delaying knife-wielding bear
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  35. Post #35
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    June 2011
    622 Posts
    Gabe has a very scary face
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  36. Post #36
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  37. Post #37
    Take a tour of Valve.
    Be sure to carry one of those tiny spy pinhole cameras.

    And maybe find out when Gabe's birthday is and buy him a custom-made crowbar knife or something like that
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  38. Post #38
    abananapeel's Avatar
    February 2008
    1,185 Posts
    What's the story behind this picture? why does he look like he was in 'nam?
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  39. Post #39
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    En Ex's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,682 Posts
    What should I do?
    Are you kidding?
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  40. Post #40
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    August 2009
    360 Posts
    Ask your dad's friend why Gabe has a razor blade in his knife collection
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