1. Post #281
    I applaud the stream's mistersjeiks who trolled coolity to hell and back.
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  2. Post #282
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    MisterSjeiks's Avatar
    April 2011
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    What.

  3. Post #283
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    June 2011
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    I was there, was lulzy

  4. Post #284
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  5. Post #285
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    June 2011
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    Coolity: SCP 87
    Coolity: Is probably thinking crazy people are coming to rape it

    nuff said
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  6. Post #286
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    April 2011
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    So yeah I was fucking around with Coolity by telling him a few lies about the game and a few people didn't like that, sorry.    but it was still hilarious and immersive come on guys   
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  7. Post #287
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    November 2008
    728 Posts
    It was funny at first, but you ran the joke too long. with the stuff you said coolity was barely moving at all and would finish the game in about a week.
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  8. Post #288
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    Coolity was a great streamer though love you man.

    Edited:

    It was funny at first, but you ran the joke too long. with the stuff you said coolity was barely moving at all and would finish the game in about a week.
    That was kinda my intention.

    Edited:

    Also we found out lots of stuff about the game.
       Coolity approached the face while walking backwards, it still caught him but he didnt have to watch.
    You can sometimes see lens flares, these are actually the monster's eyes. 
      

  9. Post #289
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    August 2010
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    So, I did one more play, got to floor 8 - 10.

    Saw what LOOKED to be penlight lensflares, window was shadowed, lights were NOT glaring.

    Walked towards it backwards, game closed.

    Monster has Penlight effects if you wait on a floor above it too long?

  10. Post #290
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    We came up with a shitload of ideas.

  11. Post #291
    coolity's Avatar
    August 2010
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    Tried decompiling the game, didnt work, lights flickering, gonna wait a bit to try something else.

    Edited:

    Im going to try to find a way that will surefire work. I MUST DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE.

    Edited:

    OH GOD LIGHTS IN MY HOUSE DIED AAAAA
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  12. Post #292
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    July 2010
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    Got my friend to play it this time

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  13. Post #293
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    THAT FUCKING SHADOW
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  14. Post #294
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    June 2010
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    Got my friend to play it this time

    Holy jesus even the video scared me and I knew what was going to happen.
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  15. Post #295
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    Dennab
    January 2007
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    Got my friend to play it this time

    At ████ I did not expect █████████████████████████████████.

    Edited:

       [DATA EXPUNGED]   
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  16. Post #296
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    March 2011
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    We should make an SCP rougelike, where you are a d class and random events occur. You have to survive a month whilst being forced into multiple tests, from safe to keter. If you survive for a month you still die unless you have completed a survival clause SCP which puts on you the exceptions list and you are set free. Basically, you have to beat the time while also surviving horrendous challenges.
    Holy fuck, a dwarf fortress mod be easy.

  17. Post #297
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    October 2008
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    Got my friend to play it this time

    This game is just priceless.

  18. Post #298
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    February 2006
    515 Posts
    Holy fuck, a dwarf fortress mod be easy.
    Oh my god a Dwarf Fortress SCP mod would be amazing.

    There's probably a few SCPs that could be done with the next update too.

  19. Post #299
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    September 2009
    180 Posts
    Oh my god a Dwarf Fortress SCP mod would be amazing.

    There's probably a few SCPs that could be done with the next update too.
    You are the founder and you have to built a containment center for the SCPs, which regularly invade and you have to capture them with traps. This seems like a great idea.

  20. Post #300
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    July 2009
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    You are the founder and you have to built a containment center for the SCPs, which regularly invade and you have to capture them with traps. This seems like a great idea.
    Maybe make it a sort of an outpost to observe and neutralize various anomalous entities. Replace Goblins with gangs and pissed warlords, and elves with townsfolk and militia.

  21. Post #301
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    You are the founder and you have to built a containment center for the SCPs, which regularly invade and you have to capture them with traps. This seems like a great idea.
    Should be able to embark with some SCPs already entrapped, or forced to embark with some already entrapped.

    Containment should be key from the start.

    EDIT: Also invasions from the other factions in the SCP-verse

  22. Post #302
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    Tried decompiling the game, didnt work, lights flickering, gonna wait a bit to try something else.

    Edited:

    Im going to try to find a way that will surefire work. I MUST DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE.

    Edited:

    OH GOD LIGHTS IN MY HOUSE DIED AAAAA
    rip
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  23. Post #303
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    Me and Coolity thought it would be cool if the game didn't crash after getting raped. Instead of crashing, the screen would go black and you'd hear the door open and close, it's the next victim.

  24. Post #304
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    August 2011
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    Me and Coolity thought it would be cool if the game didn't crash after getting raped. Instead of crashing, the screen would go black and you'd hear the door open and close, it's the next victim.
    I prefer it as it is. It's nice and abrupt, like dying's meant to be. After all, you wouldn't be a good D-Class if you couldn't even get dying right, would you?
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  25. Post #305
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    February 2011
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    I thought in the story, the doctor who first investigated SCP-087 survived after seeing the face, AND escaped with mental scarring.

  26. Post #306
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    August 2011
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    I thought in the story, the doctor who first investigated SCP-087 survived after seeing the face, AND escaped with mental scarring.
    Three D-Class got sent in, with cameras which a doctor watched through. I think that they all died apart from one of them, who was in a coma.

  27. Post #307
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    November 2008
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    Three D-Class got sent in, with cameras which a doctor watched through. I think that they all died apart from one of them, who was in a coma.
    First one collapsed from running 50 flights back up, but was ok. Second one went into a coma after running 70 or 80 flights back up. Third one was never heard of since he fled downwards.
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    First one collapsed from running 50 flights back up, but was ok. Second one went into a coma after running 70 or 80 flights back up. Third one was never heard of since he fled downwards.
    Actually the third one was a woman and I'm pretty sure she died or something since this happened according to the document:

    Document posted:
    D-9884 trips and appears to fall unconscious. Audio feed indicates strong proximity to the source of the crying. The static and screeching noise continue. Video feed shows yet another descending flight of stairs, indicating D-9884 still has not reached the base of the stairwell. 12 seconds of motionlessness pass before the face comes in full view of the camera, eye contact being made directly with the viewer.

    Audio and video feeds cut out, and no connection is reestablished.

  29. Post #309
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    Dennab
    January 2007
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    So I made it to level 37 and I decided to just be proud of myself that I made it that far.
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  30. Post #310
    Coolity and I agreed that the worst thing possible would be finding SCP-173 chilling on a landing.
    Or this guy.
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  31. Post #311
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    Dennab
    January 2007
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    Tried it with a friend, Told him to get to level 40. Instead we decided to switch every ten levels starting at level 33. Guess what was on level 43.
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  32. Post #312
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    January 2010
    19,415 Posts
    I just tried to play this but then I felt a tight clench in my anus, flipped the fuck out and closed it.
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  33. Post #313
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    August 2010
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    Played again, made it to 23.

    I havent even seen 087-1 yet, I close the game in fear.

  34. Post #314
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    This picture scares the shit out of you, no matter how many times you've seen it.


    Not anymore.
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  35. Post #315
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    January 2010
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    What happens if you go back up the stairs?

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    Coolity and I agreed that the worst thing possible would be finding SCP-173 chilling on a landing.
    Or this guy.
    Shouldn't have clicked that.

    Edited:

    When's someone going to stream it? I have 30 minutes left to watch a stream.

  37. Post #317
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    September 2009
    180 Posts
    Should be able to embark with some SCPs already entrapped, or forced to embark with some already entrapped.

    Containment should be key from the start.

    EDIT: Also invasions from the other factions in the SCP-verse
    Have your workers be scientists and whenever someone is demoted they become D-Class that you just throw at SCPs until you know what they do. Once in a while your scientists will also repair (i.e. craft) an artifact from The Factory with amazing abilities. And then the Chaos Insurgency invades because they're douche-bags. I can see this being a great mod.

  38. Post #318
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    December 2009
    2,527 Posts
    What happens if you go back up the stairs?
    You cant go back up.

    Edited:

    Game crashed my computer at floor 27.

  39. Post #319
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    August 2009
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    Have your workers be scientists and whenever someone is demoted they become D-Class that you just throw at SCPs until you know what they do. Once in a while your scientists will also repair (i.e. craft) an artifact from The Factory with amazing abilities. And then the Chaos Insurgency invades because they're douche-bags. I can see this being a great mod.
    I could see SCP-187 being an interesting character if she was in the mod/game.
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  40. Post #320
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    July 2008
    333 Posts
    I watched so many reaction videos, read the story, got scarred so many time.

    Yet the one with erik really made my blood freeze AND get me laughing at the same time.