1. Post #481
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    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,933 Posts
    do i have to have a mustache to play this game
    You just need to be as masochist and also have a fetish for watching numbers increase.
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  2. Post #482
    ze beaver's Avatar
    November 2010
    5,525 Posts
    do i have to have a mustache to play this game
    No but be ready to grow a neckbeard as you lose your social skills
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  3. Post #483
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    goon165's Avatar
    August 2006
    9,745 Posts
    You just need to be as masochist and also have a fetish for watching numbers increase.
    and shit exploding.

    also got the last engine for the ferdi, NOW BEGINS THE JT GRIND.

    OR STUG-E-100 IF I TAKE FOREVER.
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  4. Post #484
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    Bbls's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,141 Posts
    and your shit exploding.
    ftfy
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  5. Post #485
    Craig Willmore's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,416 Posts
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  6. Post #486
    The game can look really pretty sometimes, then you look more closely and see theres a massive line going across the skybox.
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  7. Post #487
    Needs more suspension.
    Dennab
    February 2006
    4,484 Posts
    finally got the panther 2's turret. So glad i pursued the heavy line; i had all the engines and 88 already, only had to get the tracks/turret.

    holy FUCK this tank is so much fun

    Edited:

    so far my fav tanks are the amx13 series, panther II, and king tiger

    Edited:

    panther II is a fucking mobile LASER
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  8. Post #488
    Ama-zake's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,359 Posts
    Mobile laser of fire for the few seconds that it's in my Lorraine's target reticule ehuehuehuehue
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  9. Post #489
    Firespray's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,122 Posts
    Oh this is hilarious.
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  10. Post #490
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    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,933 Posts
    How long has physics been in Stest?
    Why haven't we gotten it yet.

    Oh, wait. Forgot:
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  11. Post #491
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,644 Posts
    Holy shit what the hell, this fucking retard SPG refused to shoot any arty I spotted for some reason.


    Fuck him, what a retard. How do people even begin to think that's acceptable.
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  12. Post #492
    Why485's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,017 Posts
    Why the fuck am I still playing this game?
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  13. Post #493
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    FlakAttack's Avatar
    November 2006
    5,541 Posts
    Earlier today I was playing my BDR. A Lee on my team cuts me off near spawn, I tell him to learn to drive. He tells me "f ur mom". Thinking this is over, my friend and I drive our BDRs on top of a hill and take aim on the attacking enemy force. The Lee driver turns around and, driving forward, takes a pot shot at me thinking I'm not looking in his direction. We both swivel over to him, double tap him, and continue playing.

    He spends the rest of the game begging the team to kill me and telling me how much of a faggot I am. He says we're going to lose if the team lets me and my friend live. We end up getting 7 kills between us (4 for me but it showed up 3-3 due to the -1) and we tell him to eat a dick as the game time runs out. I wonder if I'll get banned this time? They've been riding people's asses pretty hard these days.
    Holy shit what the hell, this fucking retard SPG refused to shoot any arty I spotted for some reason.


    Fuck him, what a retard. How do people even begin to think that's acceptable.
    I've had the same problem. It's like the fighter pilots in BF1942 who would agree not to shoot each other down. For me, the solution is the same: blow both motherfuckers up. Elitist kill whores are a liability to the team and it is generally in your best interests to take them out.
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  14. Post #494
    N-12_Aden's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,769 Posts
    Why the fuck am I still playing this game?
    Because on the rare occasion you have fun, you temporarily forget the pain and suffering this game causes.
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  15. Post #495
    "Gold Member"
    Dennab
    May 2007
    13,705 Posts



    Man wish I got a daily double on this

    Edited:

    That's the most xp I've ever gotten actually
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  16. Post #496
    Firespray's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,122 Posts
    Hey NA FP. We got a clan battle tommorow at around 6M eastern.
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  17. Post #497
    Trooper0315's Avatar
    January 2010
    2,718 Posts

    Finally.
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  18. Post #498
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    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,933 Posts
    Hey NA FP. We got a clan battle tommorow at around 8-9PM eastern.
    No, Firespray, you're doing it wrong.

    [release]
    [h2]
    HEY, WE HAVE A CLAN BATTLE TOMORROW AT 8-9PM EASTERN.
    BE THERE AND BE IN MUMBLE
    [/h2]
    [/release]
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  19. Post #499
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    Raidyr's Avatar
    February 2007
    23,366 Posts
    No, Firespray, you're doing it wrong.

    [release]
    [h2]
    HEY, WE HAVE A CLAN BATTLE TOMORROW AT 8-9PM EASTERN.
    BE THERE AND BE IN MUMBLE
    [/h2]
    [/release]
    Pay for my Premium and I'll come.
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  20. Post #500
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    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,933 Posts
    Pay for my Premium and I'll come.
    I think this post actually caused my IQ to drop a couple points.
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  21. Post #501
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    Raidyr's Avatar
    February 2007
    23,366 Posts
    I think this post actually caused my IQ to drop a couple points.
    Same.
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  22. Post #502
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,644 Posts
    why am i unable to penetrate is-7s with my is-7 unless it's directly in their side?


    i mean i hit their weak points but nope, never penetrates.
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  23. Post #503
    Can I go to the clan war in my fully upgraded IS4, or will I be worthless?
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  24. Post #504
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    Zombii's Avatar
    October 2008
    7,933 Posts
    Can I go to the clan war in my fully upgraded IS4, or will I be worthless?
    We need all the tanks we can get, IS-4s are more than welcome
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  25. Post #505
    Firespray's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,122 Posts
    Pay for my Premium and I'll come.
    Then help us win. We can land, spearhead through a couple provinces and capture a high gold income one. Then we can distribute it to those who showed up.
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  26. Post #506
    I wish I was as cool as Felix :)
    Apache249's Avatar
    April 2010
    7,573 Posts
    That was the plan to begin with.
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  27. Post #507
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    Raidyr's Avatar
    February 2007
    23,366 Posts
    Ill try to make it in my E-50 then, no promises.
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  28. Post #508
    Snarfinho's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,182 Posts
    Oh...wow...I going to check out here what time will be...All I have is a stock Ferdinand (Only Tracks,Engine and the last main gun of Jagdpanther) and the KT almost stock too...
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  29. Post #509
    Firespray's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,122 Posts
    Alright, so if you are actually going to show up tomorrow. -snip- Forget the download, just meet in Mumble.
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  30. Post #510
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    Bowser_nl's Avatar
    July 2006
    3,209 Posts
    Here's a test splitscreened video of Just4Fun (t-50), Nodachi (Tetrarch) and Me (t50-2) racing through Himmelsdorf and winning the game in under 3 minutes. Includes hilarious ferdi rape.


    Can watch it on 720p too.
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  31. Post #511
    Firespray's Avatar
    August 2010
    1,122 Posts
    [release] Slight change, clan battle will be 6PM eastern Feb 5th. [/release]
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  32. Post #512
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    Valdor's Avatar
    May 2008
    7,644 Posts
    shit teams are probably what make grinding so fucking painful sometimes


    i really dont know how there's so many bad players, i mean i can understand some people fooling around in a match but not everybody...

    Edited:

    on a more positive note french light tanks are pretty fun to tech up
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  33. Post #513
    Snarfinho's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,182 Posts
    Since I bought my KT all I get with him is shit teams or shit maps...
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  34. Post #514
    Dennab
    March 2010
    1,625 Posts
    Who cares about paper armor when you can go at 60-65 km with a 75, 90, 100 or 120mm revolver fed cannon which can kill or heavily damage most if not all tanks in about 12 or so seconds.
    The E-100.
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  35. Post #515
    Captain Armed Dildo, Master of Ratings
    cpt.armadillo's Avatar
    February 2011
    5,459 Posts
    So apparently no game or anything ever wants to function properly for me. WoT troubleshooter says update net framework and visual C++. I guess I'll do that.
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  36. Post #516
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    C0MMUNIZT's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,911 Posts
    What map are we playing in the clanbattle?
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  37. Post #517
    I seduce Icelandic boys
    gunnars1's Avatar
    January 2009
    647 Posts
    The E-100.
    Killed an E-100 in my lorraine with the 90mm DCA 45 from 70 or 80% once, all shots into his side penetrated, took me 3 and a half revolver.
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  38. Post #518
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    PvtTwinkletoes's Avatar
    August 2011
    293 Posts
    I have come to the conclusion that the King Tiger is the greatest stock tank in existence. Another thing I noticed is that it seems to accelerate faster then tiger even though I have the same engine from it and the KT weighs an extra 10 tons or so.
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  39. Post #519
    tonks erryday
    Orkel's Avatar
    January 2005
    25,463 Posts
    I have come to the conclusion that the King Tiger is the greatest stock tank in existence. Another thing I noticed is that it seems to accelerate faster then tiger even though I have the same engine from it and the KT weighs an extra 10 tons or so.
    Yeah, stock KT is one of the better stock tanks around. Get the tracks + second turret asap.
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  40. Post #520
    Glorious GNU/Linux Master Race
    kaukassus's Avatar
    May 2010
    5,021 Posts
    last time I played that game, was in Beta, so I decided to play it again.

    Had to create a new account, since it was deleted.



    holyshit
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