1. Post #2081
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    i can't use that
    it's for school
    I wasn't serious, rofl. Want a decent limerick?

    As she gazed silently at her forgotten home that has forgotten her
    Her thoughts as a rubber ball inside a dome dome she knew for sure
    That this would be the end of her which for them has already passed
    This memory might be her last but for them it already were

    Or whatever.
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  2. Post #2082
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    AK'z's Avatar
    January 2011
    29,782 Posts
    i wasnt flipping out sfti c:
    Not at me, at everyone. Nobody said anything about being "closed minded" yet you bring it up as an excuse.
    Grow some balls and dislike music properly.
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  3. Post #2083
    I sell weed to elementary school students
    Stizzles's Avatar
    February 2009
    11,729 Posts
    why is everyone so creative and i'm not :(
    i'll use franke's i think, it has more basic english language (i dont even know what 'death-knell' or w/e means lol)
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  4. Post #2084
    T.F.W.O.'s Avatar
    April 2010
    7,676 Posts

    quick someone write me a poem inspired by this painting
    i dont like creative writing and i have to do itttttttt
    I can walk, but I refuse
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  5. Post #2085
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    Mr. Bleak's Avatar
    March 2011
    4,938 Posts
    My turn?

    Haunting
    House lies on the horizon
    Longing yet still lingering
    The journey of a thousand years rests within this field of grain

    Moving
    But getting nowhere at all
    Sweeping cuts to the earth
    Hope in the wind to carry me home

    How'd I do? I haven't had to write poetry in yeeears!
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  6. Post #2086
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    Eluveitie's Avatar
    November 2009
    14,467 Posts
    why is everyone so creative and i'm not :(
    i'll use franke's i think, it has more basic english language (i dont even know what 'death-knell' or w/e means lol)
    I quite like your pictures mang, they're creative stuff.
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  7. Post #2087
    I sell weed to elementary school students
    Stizzles's Avatar
    February 2009
    11,729 Posts
    My turn?

    Haunting
    House lies on the horizon
    Longing yet still lingering
    The journey of a thousand years rests within this field of grain

    Moving
    But getting nowhere at all
    Sweeping cuts to the earth
    Hope in the wind to carry me home

    How'd I do? I haven't had to write poetry in yeeears!
    I think that was pretty good.
    I quite like your pictures mang, they're creative stuff.
    thanks bro <3
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  8. Post #2088
    Brosef Johnson
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    December 2008
    6,723 Posts
    stizzles you should get in tinychat or else!!
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  9. Post #2089
    I sell weed to elementary school students
    Stizzles's Avatar
    February 2009
    11,729 Posts
    no i have a test in 10 minutes and then i'm goin 2 da mawl~
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  10. Post #2090
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    September 2008
    38,708 Posts
    poems are for faggots
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  11. Post #2091
    I sell weed to elementary school students
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    February 2009
    11,729 Posts
    poems are for faggots
    oh i didnt know you liked poems
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  12. Post #2092
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    November 2009
    14,467 Posts
    Only faggots say that stuff is for faggots.
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  13. Post #2093
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    July 2008
    7,755 Posts
    oh i didnt know you liked poems
    oh shit mad banter
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  14. Post #2094
    Resident Dick Master
    mikeyt493's Avatar
    September 2008
    38,708 Posts
    you guys have been bulling me a lot recently it hurts!! :(

    Edited:

    I wasn't serious, rofl. Want a decent limerick?

    As she gazed silently at her forgotten home that has forgotten her
    Her thoughts as a rubber ball inside a dome dome she knew for sure
    That this would be the end of her which for them has already passed
    This memory might be her last but for them it already were

    Or whatever.
    write a haiku instead

    haikus are easy
    but sometimes they dont make sense
    refrigerator
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  15. Post #2095
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    July 2008
    7,755 Posts
    you guys have been bulling me a lot recently it hurts!! :(

    Edited:



    write a haiku instead

    haikus are easy
    but sometimes they dont make sense
    refrigerator
    but but

    it's mad bants

    Edited:

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    my key inspiration in poetry is Allen Ginsberg who didn't
    always adhere to a strict metre or rhyme scheme in his poetry
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  16. Post #2096
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    you guys have been bulling me a lot recently it hurts!! :(

    Edited:



    write a haiku instead

    haikus are easy
    but sometimes they dont make sense
    refrigerator
    that shit is cool yo
    but you are right they are weird
    monkey slut manchild
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  17. Post #2097
    Dennab
    December 2011
    5,623 Posts
    poems are for faggots
    Fuck you man, my dad was known as the Phantom Poet when he worked at British Steel :bahgawd:
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  18. Post #2098
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    but but

    it's mad bants

    Edited:

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    my key inspiration in poetry is Allen Ginsberg who didn't
    always adhere to a strict metre or rhyme scheme in his poetry
    Roses are red poems suck.

    ''roses are red
    violets are blue
    i'd do me
    you should too''

    For example, so lame.
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  19. Post #2099
    roar
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    January 2008
    13,284 Posts
    So I woke up to my friend ringing my doorbell, opened the door while trying to put my pants on and being generally fucked up because of sleep.
    "Mmmhello"
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  20. Post #2100
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    June 2008
    5,699 Posts
    I forgot to tell you guys

    Oni is gonna be playing at Egilsstađir on the 23rd of February

    ~Sólstafir asked us to warm up for them~

    (then again me and the bassist are good friends with the members of sólstafir so lol!!)
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  21. Post #2101
    roar
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    January 2008
    13,284 Posts
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  22. Post #2102
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    Pal13's Avatar
    July 2010
    2,766 Posts
    nvm links dead :'(
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  23. Post #2103
    Brosef Johnson
    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,723 Posts
    Roses are gay,
    Violets are gayer,
    Fuck this poem,
    Listen to Slayer.
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  24. Post #2104
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    roses are grey
    joe is gay
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  25. Post #2105
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    Dennab
    June 2009
    17,111 Posts
    This, a poem is
    A poem is this
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  26. Post #2106
    Brosef Johnson
    Camp er Joe's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,723 Posts
    roses are grey
    joe is gay
    oh wow that hurts deep :~(
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  27. Post #2107
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    December 2009
    4,864 Posts
    Good to see I haven't missed much in my 5 hours away
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  28. Post #2108
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    Dennab
    June 2009
    17,111 Posts
    oh wow that hurts deep :~(
    It's a poem that expresses his wishes. He loves you Joe and "roses are grey" as a metaphor for the fact that he is sad that you are not gay (for him).
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  29. Post #2109
    Dennab
    December 2011
    5,623 Posts
    :buddy: Oh boy 7 new posts!

    No grand debates or philosophical/gentlemanly discussion.
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  30. Post #2110
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    :buddy: Oh boy 7 new posts!

    No grand debates or philosophical/gentlemanly discussion.
    I just found a way to travel twice the speed of light... but nah I won't share it.
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  31. Post #2111
    Dennab
    December 2011
    5,623 Posts
    I just found a way to travel twice the speed of light... but nah I won't share it.
    Totally not possible mang :colbert: and this nigga know his shit ya dig.
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  32. Post #2112
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    Franke_R!?'s Avatar
    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    Totally not possible mang :colbert: and this nigga know his shit ya dig.
    Alright Pierrewithoutafun.
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  33. Post #2113
    WeekendWarrior's Avatar
    February 2010
    16,306 Posts
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I know this hurts you
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  34. Post #2114
    Ms. Andry
    Dori's Avatar
    August 2005
    10,038 Posts
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    cock balls poop
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  35. Post #2115
    Dennab
    December 2011
    5,623 Posts
    Alright Pierrewithoutafun.
    Well technically there are ways to go faster than the speed of light, we're just not too sure if our universe follows the right rules
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  36. Post #2116
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    January 2011
    29,782 Posts
    roses are red
    but they're also green, because the stem part is green and has thorns on it.
    also what the fuck is a violet?
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  37. Post #2117
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    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    Well technically there are ways to go faster than the speed of light, we're just not too sure if our universe follows the right rules
    I think it's because the human race is not advanced enough yet to perceive things beyond light.
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  38. Post #2118
    Dennab
    December 2011
    5,623 Posts
    I think it's because the human race is not advanced enough yet to perceive things beyond light.
    Nah it's because as you approach the speed of light energy is directly converted to mass, according to a theory I can't remember the name of. The work around is by moving the fabric of space, so essentially instead of having your ship push on space, space pushes a bubble of space around your ship and that carries you.

    Sadly it requires negative energy, and the only form of negative energy we know of, is gravity.
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  39. Post #2119
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    February 2010
    16,306 Posts
    New Far Cry trailer, it has Noisia in it.
    WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE FEELS
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  40. Post #2120
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    May 2007
    17,948 Posts
    Nah it's because as you approach the speed of light energy is directly converted to mass, according to a theory I can't remember the name of. The work around is by moving the fabric of space, so essentially instead of having your ship push on space, space pushes a bubble of space around your ship and that carries you.

    Sadly it requires negative energy, and the only form of negative energy we know of, is gravity.
    Simply put, the space has to move around you and not the other way around. And gravity is not so hard to replicate, you just need to spin really really fast.
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