1. Post #2521
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    18,639 Posts
    are you guys doing somekind of story competition or what?
    Nah. We all just kinda got bored at one point and I guess we all shared the noosphere for a second and had the same idea to write some stuff.

    edit:

    PAGEKING have some old MSPaint

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  2. Post #2522
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    JustGman's Avatar
    December 2005
    6,053 Posts
    5 pages brothers
    5 pages until barby flesh cocks
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  3. Post #2523
    wow ok
    Teh Zip File's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,388 Posts
    OGSE is pretty cruel, but I still think it's easier than People Soup.

    At least OGSE feels like it was made to be played by humans. People Soup feels like it was meant to be played by vodka-powered Russian robots.
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  4. Post #2524
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    September 2006
    8,277 Posts
    OGSE is pretty cruel, but I still think it's easier than People Soup.

    At least OGSE feels like it was made to be played by humans. People Soup feels like it was meant to be played by vodka-powered Russian robots.
    I've played stalker drunk before, I kept dying in Cordon on novice. I can't imagine the rage I would have with People Soup
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  5. Post #2525
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    DeVotchKa's Avatar
    April 2010
    6,293 Posts
    I remember first picking up Stalker and dying about 11 times on the first mission on Novice. Good times, now i know where pretty much everything is and what to do, etc.
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  6. Post #2526
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    5 pages brothers
    5 pages until barby flesh cocks
    oh shit
    i gotta pick up the pace

    otherwise you won't get cocks or tel-
    at all

    whoops almost revealed plot
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  7. Post #2527
    BF2_ROCKS's Avatar
    July 2005
    227 Posts
    Anyway to fix stuttering, my game ''Stalker cop" has good fps but stutters mostly when running.
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  8. Post #2528
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    xpod1's Avatar
    February 2009
    18,248 Posts
    Nah. We all just kinda got bored at one point and I guess we all shared the noosphere for a second and had the same idea to write some stuff.

    edit:

    PAGEKING have some old MSPaint

    NO AMMO
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  9. Post #2529
    Ghost101's Avatar
    December 2010
    2,500 Posts
    I can see why you guys want to put the LURK guns on OGSE. Dat MP40 reload, lol.
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  10. Post #2530
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    rikimaru6811's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,188 Posts
    snip wrong, badly
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  11. Post #2531
    Chrispy_645's Avatar
    November 2010
    449 Posts
    I can see why you guys want to put the LURK guns on OGSE. Dat MP40 reload, lol.
    Yeah totally. Since I'm a lazy prick I hope Sgt Doom will do it, but if not I might take it up myself. I have precisely a week left till uni and I don't want to do much gaming / modding when I move to campus so maybe I could do it in these last 7 days...
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  12. Post #2532
    Gold Member

    September 2006
    8,277 Posts
    Anyway to fix stuttering, my game ''Stalker cop" has good fps but stutters mostly when running.
    Download a large address-aware .exe?
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  13. Post #2533
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    July 2010
    10,609 Posts
    Someone made a pretty fucking awesome garrysmod screenshot



    Not me though
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  14. Post #2534
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    K1ngo64's Avatar
    May 2008
    6,539 Posts
    Download a large address-aware .exe?
    My patched exe files are large address aware, look on the OP for a link
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  15. Post #2535
    Gold Member

    March 2005
    4,259 Posts
    I remember first picking up Stalker and dying about 11 times on the first mission on Novice. Good times, now i know where pretty much everything is and what to do, etc.
    Being the battle-hardened FPS jockey that I was I immediately selected Master and told Wolf's scouts to fuck off because I could handle some bandit scum.

    Immediately switched back to Novice and let my backup go in first on my second try after I was thoroughly pooped on. :(
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  16. Post #2536
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    rikimaru6811's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,188 Posts
    Someone made a pretty fucking awesome garrysmod screenshot



    Not me though
    That expression...
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  17. Post #2537
    chipset's Avatar
    November 2010
    2,249 Posts
    That expression...
    Someone doesn't know how to facepose.
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  18. Post #2538
    BuddieBBB's Avatar
    March 2007
    858 Posts
    I want to make a mod that removes the majority of the zone population. For example, imagine only finding Sidorovich at the rookie camp, or just two bandits at the car park with Nimble. Basicly less people, more mutants. Would you play a mod like this?
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  19. Post #2539
    Casual gamer
    Blaberry's Avatar
    March 2010
    4,726 Posts
    I want to make a mod that removes the majority of the zone population. For example, imagine only finding Sidorovich at the rookie camp, or just two bandits at the car park with Nimble. Basicly less people, more mutants. Would you play a mod like this?
    Lost Alpha.

    Yes, I would.
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  20. Post #2540
    ☆Artist of Science☆
    rikimaru6811's Avatar
    August 2010
    5,188 Posts
    Lost Alpha.

    Yes, I would.
    I would play a mod that x3 Mutants and x2 Mercs, x1.5 Stalkers and Bandits
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  21. Post #2541
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    Paravin's Avatar
    November 2007
    9,167 Posts
    No, the rookie village needs to be populated, because it's the ROOKIE VILLAGE. Actually it should be more or less the central hub of the Zone, if is widely known as the ROOKIE VILLAGE.
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  22. Post #2542
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    July 2010
    10,609 Posts
    No, the rookie village needs to be populated, because it's the ROOKIE VILLAGE. Actually it should be more or less the central hub of the Zone, if is widely known as the ROOKIE VILLAGE.
    ROOKIE VILLAGE
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  23. Post #2543
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    Paravin's Avatar
    November 2007
    9,167 Posts
    ROOKIE
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  24. Post #2544
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    19,837 Posts
    VILLAGE
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  25. Post #2545
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,856 Posts
    I think the [release][h2]ROOKIE VILLAGE[/h2][/release] should get raided occasionally by bandits because they know the [release][h2]ROOKIES[/h2][/release] all hang out there in the [release][h2]ROOKIE VILLAGE[/h2][/release]. Also a friendly group of soldiers come by every now and again to extort the [release][h2]ROOKIES[/h2][/release] for "protection" and occasionally sell weapons to you and the [release][h2]ROOKIES[/h2][/release] of the [release][h2]ROOKIE VILLAGE[/h2][/release]
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  26. Post #2546
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    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    What's all this talk with rookies, mang
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  27. Post #2547
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
    18,639 Posts
    What's all this talk with rookies, mang
    Well I don't know, but I think it's safe to say they live in the Rookie Village.
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  28. Post #2548
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,856 Posts
    Well I don't know, but I think it's safe to say they live in the [release][h2]Rookie Village.[/release][/h2]
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  29. Post #2549
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    November 2011
    2,614 Posts
    I would rookie Wolf if you know what I mean.

       I would have intercourse with him.   
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  30. Post #2550
    ThatCrazyGmanV2's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,856 Posts
    who wouldn't?
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  31. Post #2551
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    Nathan's Avatar
    January 2005
    185 Posts
    Hey guys, just got a little further in OGSE, just about to pop out of Agropom into the military base (and get annihilated instantly by turrets). I found out I was able to use artifacts in my secondary slot and well, that turned out pretty hilarious, I did some weird touching of the artifact, threw it on the ground and it did some things, and then I suddenly was set a-light by a flame anomaly it just created.

    Am I suppose to do that stuff in other anomalies for that transmuting artifact stuff (I don't even know if its in OGSE) or is it just to setup cool traps?

    Something that's been annoying me though is that when I give my companion stuff I give it to him all for free, but when I try to take it back he wants me to pay ridiculous prices as if he wasn't my companion, so now he's holding dozens of artifacts and some armor/weapons that I couldn't carry, and he wants me to pay millions for it all. I'm too attached to him to just kill him for it :(
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  32. Post #2552
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,029 Posts
    Someone made a pretty fucking awesome garrysmod screenshot



    Not me though
    What I'm wondering is how did he got it to work. The damn model can't spawn properly in game.
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  33. Post #2553
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    SomeGuest's Avatar
    January 2005
    2,070 Posts
    Bandanas and zippos back in stock at the STALKER Shop.

    https://stalker-shop.com/category.php?id_category=29
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  34. Post #2554
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    croguy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,029 Posts
    Watch as the Zippo lighter goes out of stock faster than bottled water in Chad.
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  35. Post #2555
    Chernobyl1948's Avatar
    May 2010
    923 Posts

    Got bored so I drew this.
    Modified it a bit.
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  36. Post #2556
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    proch's Avatar
    July 2009
    17,986 Posts
    Next round's one me, Stlakers.

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  37. Post #2557
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    Etcetera's Avatar
    July 2011
    2,539 Posts
    Next round's on me, Stlakers.

    The vodka worldmodel in Stalker desperately needs a retex, at the very least. It was interesting how immersion-breaking it was seeing Cardan drinking from it in Misery was.
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  38. Post #2558
    Japanese Cerberus
    Dennab
    August 2011
    8,076 Posts
    fuck 64 already
    stop posting so fast
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  39. Post #2559
    ☆Artist of Science☆
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    August 2010
    5,188 Posts
    Just watched "Wish Granter" endings of SoC.

    Poor Strelok :(
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  40. Post #2560
    'Fashion Designer'
    Beacon's Avatar
    August 2005
    13,555 Posts
    5 pages till we praise the monolith!

    also, greeny, wanna stream? need to hear your sexc voice again
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