[Cone]

smeismastger posted:

are you guys doing somekind of story competition or what?

Nah. We all just kinda got bored at one point and I guess we all shared the noosphere for a second and had the same idea to write some stuff.

edit:

PAGEKING have some old MSPaint

[JustGman]

5 pages brothers
5 pages until barby flesh cocks

[Teh Zip File]

OGSE is pretty cruel, but I still think it's easier than People Soup.

At least OGSE feels like it was made to be played by humans. People Soup feels like it was meant to be played by vodka-powered Russian robots.

[Glitch360]

Teh Zip File posted:

OGSE is pretty cruel, but I still think it's easier than People Soup.

At least OGSE feels like it was made to be played by humans. People Soup feels like it was meant to be played by vodka-powered Russian robots.

I've played stalker drunk before, I kept dying in Cordon on novice. I can't imagine the rage I would have with People Soup

[DeVotchKa]

I remember first picking up Stalker and dying about 11 times on the first mission on Novice. Good times, now i know where pretty much everything is and what to do, etc.

[[Green]]

JustGman posted:

5 pages brothers
5 pages until barby flesh cocks

oh shit
i gotta pick up the pace

otherwise you won't get cocks or tel-
at all

whoops almost revealed plot

[BF2_ROCKS]

Anyway to fix stuttering, my game ''Stalker cop" has good fps but stutters mostly when running.

[xpod1]

Cone posted:

Nah. We all just kinda got bored at one point and I guess we all shared the noosphere for a second and had the same idea to write some stuff.

edit:

PAGEKING have some old MSPaint

NO AMMO

[Ghost101]

I can see why you guys want to put the LURK guns on OGSE. Dat MP40 reload, lol.

[rikimaru6811]

snip wrong, badly

[Chrispy_645]

Ghost101 posted:

I can see why you guys want to put the LURK guns on OGSE. Dat MP40 reload, lol.

Yeah totally. Since I'm a lazy prick I hope Sgt Doom will do it, but if not I might take it up myself. I have precisely a week left till uni and I don't want to do much gaming / modding when I move to campus so maybe I could do it in these last 7 days...

[Glitch360]

BF2_ROCKS posted:

Anyway to fix stuttering, my game ''Stalker cop" has good fps but stutters mostly when running.

Download a large address-aware .exe?

[Araknid]

Someone made a pretty fucking awesome garrysmod screenshot



Not me though

[K1ngo64]

Glitch360 posted:

Download a large address-aware .exe?

My patched exe files are large address aware, look on the OP for a link

[MuTAnT]

DeVotchKa posted:

I remember first picking up Stalker and dying about 11 times on the first mission on Novice. Good times, now i know where pretty much everything is and what to do, etc.

Being the battle-hardened FPS jockey that I was I immediately selected Master and told Wolf's scouts to fuck off because I could handle some bandit scum.

Immediately switched back to Novice and let my backup go in first on my second try after I was thoroughly pooped on. :(

[rikimaru6811]

Araknid posted:

Someone made a pretty fucking awesome garrysmod screenshot



Not me though

That expression...

[chipset]

rikimaru6811 posted:

That expression...

Someone doesn't know how to facepose.

[BuddieBBB]

I want to make a mod that removes the majority of the zone population. For example, imagine only finding Sidorovich at the rookie camp, or just two bandits at the car park with Nimble. Basicly less people, more mutants. Would you play a mod like this?

[Blaberry]

BuddieBBB posted:

I want to make a mod that removes the majority of the zone population. For example, imagine only finding Sidorovich at the rookie camp, or just two bandits at the car park with Nimble. Basicly less people, more mutants. Would you play a mod like this?

Lost Alpha.

Yes, I would.

[rikimaru6811]

Blaberry posted:

Lost Alpha.

Yes, I would.

I would play a mod that x3 Mutants and x2 Mercs, x1.5 Stalkers and Bandits

[Paravin]

No, the rookie village needs to be populated, because it's the ROOKIE VILLAGE. Actually it should be more or less the central hub of the Zone, if is widely known as the ROOKIE VILLAGE.

[Araknid]

Paravin posted:

No, the rookie village needs to be populated, because it's the ROOKIE VILLAGE. Actually it should be more or less the central hub of the Zone, if is widely known as the ROOKIE VILLAGE.

ROOKIE VILLAGE

[Paravin]

ROOKIE

[Sgt Doom]

VILLAGE

[ThatCrazyGmanV2]

I think the

ROOKIE VILLAGE

should get raided occasionally by bandits because they know the

ROOKIES

all hang out there in the

ROOKIE VILLAGE

. Also a friendly group of soldiers come by every now and again to extort the

ROOKIES

for "protection" and occasionally sell weapons to you and the

ROOKIES

of the

ROOKIE VILLAGE

[[Green]]

What's all this talk with rookies, mang

[Cone]

[Green] posted:

What's all this talk with rookies, mang

Well I don't know, but I think it's safe to say they live in the Rookie Village.

[ThatCrazyGmanV2]

Cone posted:

Well I don't know, but I think it's safe to say they live in the

Rookie Village.

[DeeCeeTeeBee]

I would rookie Wolf if you know what I mean.

   I would have intercourse with him.   

[ThatCrazyGmanV2]

who wouldn't?

[Nathan]

Hey guys, just got a little further in OGSE, just about to pop out of Agropom into the military base (and get annihilated instantly by turrets). I found out I was able to use artifacts in my secondary slot and well, that turned out pretty hilarious, I did some weird touching of the artifact, threw it on the ground and it did some things, and then I suddenly was set a-light by a flame anomaly it just created.

Am I suppose to do that stuff in other anomalies for that transmuting artifact stuff (I don't even know if its in OGSE) or is it just to setup cool traps?

Something that's been annoying me though is that when I give my companion stuff I give it to him all for free, but when I try to take it back he wants me to pay ridiculous prices as if he wasn't my companion, so now he's holding dozens of artifacts and some armor/weapons that I couldn't carry, and he wants me to pay millions for it all. I'm too attached to him to just kill him for it :(

[croguy]

Araknid posted:

Someone made a pretty fucking awesome garrysmod screenshot



Not me though

What I'm wondering is how did he got it to work. The damn model can't spawn properly in game.

[SomeGuest]

Bandanas and zippos back in stock at the STALKER Shop.

https://stalker-shop.com/category.php?id_category=29

[croguy]

Watch as the Zippo lighter goes out of stock faster than bottled water in Chad.

[Chernobyl1948]

Got bored so I drew this.
Modified it a bit.

[proch]

Next round's one me, Stlakers.

[Etcetera]

proch posted:

Next round's on me, Stlakers.

The vodka worldmodel in Stalker desperately needs a retex, at the very least. It was interesting how immersion-breaking it was seeing Cardan drinking from it in Misery was.

[[Green]]

fuck 64 already
stop posting so fast

[rikimaru6811]

Just watched "Wish Granter" endings of SoC.

Poor Strelok :(

[Beacon]

5 pages till we praise the monolith!

also, greeny, wanna stream? need to hear your sexc voice again