1. Post #201
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,457 Posts
    I messaged Ossum on tumblr basically telling him he wasnt at fault, but he didnt help the situation by responding. I told him that when shit like that happens again, to just ignore it. Just bein helpful, ya keen?

    his response
    Ossum, Via Tumblr posted:
    I’ll summerize all my answers into one response. Fishy, you’ve always been a cool cat. I know you don’t feel the same way about all the bullshit on FPair regarding me. I know i over-reacted. I know. But i cannot be blamed. This has been going on for far too long and i have had to put up with it for far too long. I’m sure you remember my 3000th post. You all got goaded into responding so hard….. But you really want to know why i did it? Because i was so tired of constantly hearing about it non-stop, Chell this, ossum that, blah blah, i fashioned my anger into a spear of deadly sarcasm and Chell pr0nz. And it worked. Nobody admitted they were at fault that day. Nobody. So if i’m apparently at fault here for being goaded into responding, i want to hear from everyone that agrees with this that they too were also at fault for what transpired that day.

    I also want a formal apology from pretty much everyone for me putting up with all ya’lls shit without killing myself in frustration. Fish, this is not an attack on you. But i feel very insulted, degraded, and generally i’ve been forced into this feeling that i’m somehow LOWER than everyone else on FPair. Like i’m inferior. Just because a week transpired where i talked a lot of Chell and Portal. Yeah, that’s right, a week. Only a week, then i got the picture that ya’ll didn’t care. I said nothing of it. Except every week when somebody would bring it up. I also feel it is unfair that i have been told by various people that i should just not talk about Portal period. This is total god damn bullshit. If i for some reason decided i was sick of hearing you all talk about ArmA so much, you wouldn’t give one flying shit what i have to say. But i have to do what you all say? If i wasn’t respectful in any way and generally MODEST, i would talk about Portal all god damn day long. Mostly because it pisses me off to think that you can rave about whatever you want but i can’t. I am NOT an inferior being and i REFUSE to be seen as such.

    I treat with respect as long as i am given the same common courtesy. Treat me with respect and the things i like with respect and i’ll do the same. But lately, i haven’t been seeing any of that. It’s been attack after attack after attack on my personal being just because i want people to talk to that will understand where i’m coming from and maybe give useful advice, or because i enjoy looking at a relatively normal looking girl that JUST SO HAPPENS to be in a video game. Because i enjoy what i consider sexy looking girls. And there’s nothing really even special about her to the outside, it’s just because it’s HER to me. But you all can’t handle that. Apparently. So listen to me very carefully Fish. I will tell Taiwanese to stop when and only when my demands are met. This applies to all of FPair.

    A. I want to be left the fuck alone about Chell. It’s MY business what i fap to.

    B. I demand the same common respect you would give anyone else in your life.

    C. I want to be left the fuck alone about my attempts to express me feelings to FPair. I get it, you all don’t want to hear it, besides, i don’t NEED you all anymore, so don’t bring it up.

    D. I should be allowed to post whatever i damn well please, but i have the intelligence and respect for all of you not to post anything about Chell that doesn’t apply to anything specific.

    E. I REFUSE to be treated like a freak just because i have a favorite type of physical and behavioral appearance when it comes to women. Yeah, that’s pretty much all it is.

    F. I don’t know if this is already down but i WANT that apology, it doesn’t have to be on FP but i want it. I shouldn’t have to be the one to give an apology when i never did anything except not know troll-bait when i see it. You all know i’m anti-social, and it’s hard enough through text and considering i WAS in a great mood so i couldn’t tell. I had honestly thought it was a joke and i thought i’d run with it. After all i DO like that gif, it’s kinda funny.

    That’s all i want dude. It’s really not that hard, i do that shit everyday. I know this was a word wall but i need you to read all of it or get someone else to read it or SOMETHING. This shit is getting so bad i think i’m starting to get anger management issues, i’m definitely much colder, irritable, and angry than i was before the 3000 post incident. When Taiwanese prick showed me what he posted defending me in DL thread i was moved to tears. Mostly because for once there is someone in FPair that actually has a god damn soul. I don’t give a shit what they saw in their life, i’ve seen some shit too but i’m respectful to people as long as it’s vice versa. Its not an excuse to treat others as insignificant beings.

    Dude. Right now i’m going through a lot of shit in my life. I’ve got terrible classes, i’m hopelessly in love with a girl on the other side of the world, i have no relationship life to speak of, no friends outside of school, and i’ve been too lazy to take two, TWO short tests to advance a rank in CAP to Senior Master Sergeant. I’ve got a shit ton of homework coming my way and i don’t know if i can handle this on top of making sure that the almighty IFAP doesn’t have to see a single Aperture logo from my direction. It’s not fair to me. So while i’m banned try to sort this shit out. For me. And i’ll get Taiwanese to lay off. Because right now i feel like a fursuiter in broad daylight. Garnering weird looks, angry comments, and other shit. Or like a black man in the 60’s. I literally have to fight to be treated equally. What the fuck is that shit?
    Hes over exagerating quite a bit here, but you guys have really been treating him like shit. He never mentions portal anymore, its always someone else that brings it up. He responds playfully or someshit, and suddenly boxes, hundreds of them. While I think DEMANDING apologies from people on the internet is not a good way to go about things, he has a lot of shit going on and seriously, just lay off him. Hes not a bad poster, you guys just freak out about little unimportant things and go flying into a typing rage.
    Yes, he sounds incredibly self righteous in this post, but he has a point. Just dont be dicks to him okay.

    Edited:

    oh wow, page king.

    in preparation of the inevitable box storm i will be receiving for trying to be a nice guy, i have already begun planning my box castle
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  2. Post #202
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,421 Posts
    "I also want a formal apology from pretty much everyone for me putting up with all ya’lls shit without killing myself in frustration"
    hahahahahahaha
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  3. Post #203
    child porn prodigy
    venom's Avatar
    April 2005
    15,239 Posts
    the amount of self-entitlement in that post

    jesus fucking christ
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  4. Post #204
    TheDon's Avatar
    January 2012
    592 Posts
    I just want everyone here to think of me as a cool neutral guy with a lot of patience. I wont rag on anyone for stupid things and i generally have a positive attitude to everyone.
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  5. Post #205
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,457 Posts
    hes a ~~~diamond in the ruff~~~

    Edited:

    the amount of self-entitlement in that post

    jesus fucking christ
    i cringed reading it. and i was like

    "he wants me to share this with everyone.

    o lawd"
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  6. Post #206
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    God dammit, he wants an apology from ppl over the internet, i dont even,

    and i like how i got bitched at during that shitstorm when all i said was for ossum to stop since butler already said he was done and he was going to stop, and then ossum didnt.
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  7. Post #207
    Gold Member
    Stupideye's Avatar
    October 2006
    12,421 Posts
    "A. I want to be left the fuck alone about Chell. It’s MY business what i fap to."

    its hilarious how hypocritical this is, its like he wants us to know he jerks it to a virtual woman and have us not make fun of him for it
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  8. Post #208
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    "A. I want to be left the fuck alone about Chell. It’s MY business what i fap to."

    its hilarious how hypocritical this is, its like he wants us to know he jerks it to a virtual woman and have us not make fun of him for it

    Yeah really, like he trying to get us to feel bad for him and apologize, yet he is just making it worst for himself by writing this thing out.
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  9. Post #209
    GOSH FUDGING DARNIT
    Fish Muffin's Avatar
    January 2008
    7,457 Posts
    Yeah really, like he trying to get us to feel bad for him and apologize, yet he is just making it worst for himself by writing this thing out.
    i really cant imagine how he didnt see this outcome.
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  10. Post #210
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts
    i really cant imagine how he didnt see this outcome.
    Yea, if he is already getting bitched at for stuff, is this novel really going to make it better.

    Edited:

    like some stuff okay i understand but most of it, like yeah i agree with you fish, i dont know how he didnt see this outcome,
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  11. Post #211
    Gold Member
    Foosili's Avatar
    January 2005
    7,695 Posts
    Apologize?

    Nope. You brought this shit on yourself for the most part, please please please learn when its ok to post massive amounts of drama in Daily Life (never) and MAYBE I will.
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  12. Post #212
    PERKELE
    JoonazL's Avatar
    May 2009
    6,031 Posts
    listen to this get confused and shut up
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  13. Post #213
    ಥ益ಥ ... Beautiful.
    Kill001's Avatar
    April 2006
    12,041 Posts
    I think ossum is 'kay he has his thing and we all have ours

    and if you think his chell fetish is bad... ugh, there's a couple weabos I know that makes ossum's fetish like child's play



    erryone has their thing, I just learned from my work to deal with other people's opinion and not give a fuck if you don't like it, and I'm glad to have ossum or kawaii because we've had worser cunts here; they're part of ifap and arguably more bro then other people that lurk here

    Edited:

    I may sound like a fukken hippy but the way i see it, I dont see what's to be gained from calling eachother dickfags esp. when we're a small community and erryone knows eachother and enjoy similar things and shite
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  14. Post #214
    metal man's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,019 Posts
    Jeez, I disapper for a day and shit hits the fan.
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  15. Post #215
    iFail's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,448 Posts
    it was worth it because moderator battle
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  16. Post #216
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,989 Posts
    I think ossum is 'kay he has his thing and we all have ours

    and if you think his chell fetish is bad... ugh, there's a couple weabos I know that makes ossum's fetish like child's play



    erryone has their thing, I just learned from my work to deal with other people's opinion and not give a fuck if you don't like it, and I'm glad to have ossum or kawaii because we've had worser cunts here; they're part of ifap and arguably more bro then other people that lurk here

    Edited:

    I may sound like a fukken hippy but the way i see it, I dont see what's to be gained from calling eachother dickfags esp. when we're a small community and erryone knows eachother and enjoy similar things and shite
    uh, i don't think we all share THAT enjoyment...

    Edited:



    yum

    also bullets why
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  17. Post #217
    iFail's Avatar
    March 2009
    2,448 Posts
    then lead poisoning
    and not in a bad pun
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  18. Post #218
    Gold Member
    No Party Hats's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,989 Posts
    I geddit
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  19. Post #219
    Deathwig's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,235 Posts
    Ok so I wake up and check facepunch i find out that ossum has been banned again (no surprise there) but then the mods challenge each other to a dual why did i decide to get some sleep early last night when I could of watched the whole thing unfold >_<
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  20. Post #220
    Bestest polish IFAPer
    BBOOBBYY!'s Avatar
    February 2007
    5,014 Posts
    Stuff turns into bullshit. Switch to bullshit thread or quit it, seriously it's getting old.
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  21. Post #221
    Gold Member
    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,329 Posts
    Baby Life v.5
    you guys all reacted to him mentioning portal in the most immature way ever, he didn't even bring it on himself, I posted the gif
    "Shouldn't have reacted that way" is a shitty excuse as well, that's like saying it's the guy who got shot that's at fault for dying, because he was bleeding too much.
    That page king quote is so dramatic though that I'm practically pissing didn't read lol all over the place.

    So suck it up and say sorry (it doesn't have to be formal ffs) or at least admit to the fact that you were being disproportionate dicks. I've never seen such nitpicking over a single preference some guy has, except with IRL bullies who attack anything a person does simply because they're looking for an excuse to rag on him.
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  22. Post #222
    I HATE COFFEE
    jomt1234's Avatar
    April 2009
    8,353 Posts
    I like boobs
    Hate me because I have a boobfetish
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  23. Post #223
    your all nerdes
    the_killer24's Avatar
    November 2007
    14,030 Posts
    i gots a snow day
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  24. Post #224
    PERKELE
    JoonazL's Avatar
    May 2009
    6,031 Posts
    i gots a snow day
    pfft every day here is snow day but still got school
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  25. Post #225
    Gold Member
    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,329 Posts
    pfft every day here is snow day but still got school
    we don't have snow day, but your if you miss a day because of snow then you can still be excused
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  26. Post #226
    D3vils Buddy's Avatar
    January 2008
    6,495 Posts
    i gots a snow day
    gimme. we had snow but it was too wet for it to stick :(
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  27. Post #227
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BAKELITE FETISH
    Dennab
    April 2011
    6,395 Posts
    listen to this get confused and shut up
    what the fuck is this noise imbibing my ears
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  28. Post #228
    Gold Member
    Aznsniper911's Avatar
    July 2006
    2,820 Posts
    Daily Life: High School Drama Simulator. Everyone should cool off and forget about it.
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  29. Post #229
    Shotgun Guru
    notrabies's Avatar
    February 2009
    7,316 Posts
    I'd like to point out that this is the internet, having a fetish is kind of a constant. Considering he just likes one lady in partucular, I don't see the big deal.
    If we can be at least moderately accepting of furs, dergs, and shit, a like for one nonexistent lady doesn't really matter.

    Yes Ossum posts hardcore about drama from time to time, and it can be annoying. You don't have to read it, and then don't respond to it if you didn't read it, fuck.

    For the most part, he's significantly cutdown on everything you guys bash him for, and so it continues. You don't have to like him, but you can leave him alone.

    Edited:

    I'd also like to point out that somehow I didn't get a mention for being a bro and helping him with his issues/defending him, wtf? Been doing that since day one.
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  30. Post #230
    Caboozer's Avatar
    July 2011
    188 Posts
    Just had a brilliant idea: notrabies and I co-write an "all about gas guns" thread to coincided with Jat's AEG tech thread
    i've got a beautiful hpa rigged tanaka m700 police id be willing to talk about and provide info on.
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  31. Post #231
    YEAH, AND?
    felix the cat's Avatar
    December 2010
    9,510 Posts
    i've got a beautiful hpa rigged tanaka m700 police id be willing to talk about and provide info on.
    Okay. I'll try to start putting something together this weekend and I'll leave a space for notrabies' shotgun talk and your Tanaka stuff and I guess anyone else who wants to contribute
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  32. Post #232
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
    oakman26's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,463 Posts
    lets not apologize
    he wants to be apologized to, ON THE INTRNET??!!
    fucking on screen keyboard is the worst thing ever , i fractured a bone so i cant really use my left hand very well
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  33. Post #233
    Jat Goodwin's Avatar
    August 2008
    931 Posts
    uh, i don't think we all share THAT enjoyment...

    Edited:



    yum

    also bullets why
    the story behind that was he spent all his money on ammo and the only thing he could afford is he kid cuisine.

    Edited:

    i gots a snow day
    You going to the game tomorrow in monument?

    Edited:

    Just had a brilliant idea: notrabies and I co-write an "all about gas guns" thread to coincided with Jat's AEG tech thread
    lol didnt see this, i was just going to ask if somebody wanted to do that.

    it'll be one sentence

    "Gas sucks in cold"

    then it'll turn into a p* circle jerk.
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  34. Post #234
    Shotgun Guru
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    February 2009
    7,316 Posts
    the story behind that was he spent all his money on ammo and the only thing he could afford is he kid cuisine.

    Edited:



    You going to the game tomorrow in monument?

    Edited:



    lol didnt see this, i was just going to ask if somebody wanted to do that.

    it'll be one sentence

    "Gas sucks in cold"

    then it'll turn into a p* circle jerk.
    If I didn't know better, I'd say you're new here. I'm just going to write an 8000 word essay on why you should buy a Maruzen shotgun and distribute it as knowledge.

    But no, I'll do a guide on all the major shotguns (I'll throw in spring ones since they won't fit anywhere else and are actually useful) as well as some info on pistols and polarstars and other crazy things. It should be pretty solid. I'll also be able to update it when I have cash to buy my external rig.
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  35. Post #235
    Jat Goodwin's Avatar
    August 2008
    931 Posts
    damn ups u skary



    but there is a blizzard outside I hope the cold doesnt crack the orings

    Edited:

    MEANWHILE AT ASGI



    i placed both orders at the same time on monday. :|

    no wait, i placed the hong kong order on wednesday.

    asgi get ur shit together.
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  36. Post #236
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,874 Posts
    I think ossum is 'kay he has his thing and we all have ours

    and if you think his chell fetish is bad... ugh, there's a couple weabos I know that makes ossum's fetish like child's play



    erryone has their thing, I just learned from my work to deal with other people's opinion and not give a fuck if you don't like it, and I'm glad to have ossum or kawaii because we've had worser cunts here; they're part of ifap and arguably more bro then other people that lurk here

    Edited:

    I may sound like a fukken hippy but the way i see it, I dont see what's to be gained from calling eachother dickfags esp. when we're a small community and erryone knows eachother and enjoy similar things and shite

    I'm weird too. I try not to get defensive over it, but I'll admit that I have been a bit hostile at times over it.

    Edited:

    My posts are unreadable when I post from
    school.
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  37. Post #237
    Gold Member
    wewt!'s Avatar
    July 2008
    12,329 Posts
    it's funny how everyone starts talking about their problems and then draw parallels to ossum as if that justifies anything

    not so much this time, but I've noticed it before
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  38. Post #238
    Oh no, what have I done!
    milkandcooki's Avatar
    November 2007
    21,874 Posts
    Ossum just needs to be more chill
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  39. Post #239
    Dumpster Duke
    Back_Slash's Avatar
    July 2009
    12,360 Posts
    Ossum needs to get himself a dick. Oh wait he's a dude, couldn't tell.
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  40. Post #240
    I FAILED HIGH SCHOOL
    piggycan99's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,639 Posts

    Here listen to some turisas

    Edited:

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